wow we are back.
new thread new adventure new story same character.
why not continue old thread? because op is a lazy fuck that's why.
let's see.. what was your name... Ah that's right.. dick catface the 2nd. seems a bit old fashioned right? let's pick a new one.
>roll 1d100
>first one above 70 gets picked
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1066823
Laputis Pepew
>>1066827
laputis pepew... I still am not used to the names of the new era..
anyways.. looks like someone is a bit grumpy..
what shall we do about it?
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1066848
Peck the black ghost/worm thing with your nose.
For stress relief of course.
>>1066859
it worked.. kinda..
what do
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1076918
Invite it to go on a grand adventure with you.
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1076918
Drink tea with that fucker.
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1076918
Remake the black thing's flesh into some apple trees so you don't die from lack of food and oxygen.
Seduce the slightly phallic ghost friend
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1077127
>>1077127
lick it
slow and tender
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1077140
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1076918
Nasally penetrate it.
>>1077350
it seems to enjoy the pain of your nose penetrating its body.
you don't know how to feel about this
lowered from 70 to 50
>>1077861
Let's go somewhere else, these guys are weird.
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1077953
Go to mcdonalds and acquire delicious tendies.
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1077861
Go all the way in and blow your nose inside.
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>1077861
Stab it completely through with our nose.
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1077861
Fight the control of the anons
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>1077861
lick it
sensually