Hi, we are here to give you a new whole experience. We are Abstergo Entertainment and we are going to give you a big opportunity.
Our studies and research compartment have found a whole life-time story of an Assassin of the Creed.
His name was Chen Zi Fan, he lived in the Xin dinasty period.
Are you going to take the adventure?
Yayyy
This is getting good
> Go out to eat at that new Italian place.
Guys I think the waitress should be our waifu.
Another no and I'm going to close this thread.
>>1060714
Yeah let's go get italian instead
>>1060715
Mabey
>>1060714
Italian sounds good, let's do that.
>>1060726
The real question we should be asking is how much payed vaccation do we get
>>1060735
I like Tagglatelli. Anyone else down for Tagglatelli?
> Tagglatelli please
>>1060736
''Tagglatelli for you!'' says the waitress
>>1060735
Bistecca alla fiorentina is the only real choice.
>>1060738
What's our money situation like?
We can impress her with our fat stacks of... Chinese Dosh.
Quick some other player take over I don't know how to Xin Dynasty monies!
>>1060746
I think they used taels? One tael was enough for a family to eat for a month.
>>1060758
Start jacking it under the table. The. When edge it so that the next time the waitress comes around we can cum all over her.
>>1060764
Nah I want to be degenerate assasin. We jack off on the head of our targets before we kill them as a show of our mastery of Stealth wanking.
>>1060767
>>>/Akun/
>>1060770
Sounds cool, everyone wanna join her daddy's club? Motherfucker has an apple.
>>1060779
Fuck I love apples let's do it!
>>1060781
''I don't know if I want my dad dead, i hate him, but not at that point'' says the waitress
>>1060783
We didn't say that Britney. We want to join him. Like help him in order to win your hand.
Templars sound pretty cool.
>>1060783
Get your father's blessing to ruin your vergin cunt don't you understand.
She says where her dad lives in the country side of the city, in a big chinese castle, the emperor is one of hs biggest friend so think about your moves.
Anyway you have access to a good weaponry:
>Daggers
>Bows
>Swords
>And naturally the assasin's daggers
>>1060795
>Bows
Bow masterrace.
>>1060797
You take the finest bow with you.
Now where you lead, assassin?
>>1060798
What's our resume look like? We're applying for a job after all.
>>1060798
The harbour, we need a fuckhueg boat.
>>1060811
A really really big boat with lots of cannons, like a chinese!galleon.
>>1060811
No something that will get us to the castle in style!.
While we are going there let's grab some paper and ink and write that resume down.
>>1060813
>>1060814
You pick up the imperial galleon and the paper and ink, but you spend all your money.
During the trip you start writing down the resume.
>Tell me what you write.
>>1060823
Let's crash the boat into an academy. specifically library.
Let's see if we can read bout han dynasty bros.
>>1060823
你他媽的他媽的說我怎麼說,你小ch?我會讓你知道我畢業於海軍海豹隊我的班級的頂部,我參與了對基地組織的許多秘密襲擊,我有超過300確認殺人。我在大猩猩戰爭訓練,我是整個美國武裝部隊的頂級狙擊手。你對我沒什麼,只是另一個目標。我會擦拭你他媽的精確的喜歡在這個地球上從來沒有見過,標記我他媽的話。你認為你可以逃避說在互聯網上對我說話嗎?再想想,他媽的。當我們說我是聯繫我的間諜在美國的秘密網絡,你的IP正在追踪,現在,所以你更好地準備暴風雨,蛆。風暴消滅了可怕的小東西,你稱之為你的生活。你他媽的死了,孩子。我可以在任何地方,任何時間,我可以殺了你在七百多種方式,這只是我的雙手。我不僅在非武裝戰鬥廣泛的訓練,但我可以訪問美國海軍陸戰隊的整個武器庫,我將使用它,以完全程度擦拭你的悲慘的屁股,從大陸的臉,你小狗。如果只有你能知道你的小“聰明”的評論是什麼不道德的報復,要把你打倒,也許你會擁有你他媽的舌頭。但你不能,你沒有,現在你付出的代價,你
該死的白痴。我會在你身上顫抖的怒火,你會淹死在它。你他媽的死了,孩子。
>>1060823
Chen Zi Fan
( address here )
Master assasin with 6+ years of flawless execution masterful Stealth and the utmost confidentiality. B.A. in assassination
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
(Put like our 5 most famous assassinations here)
EDUCATION
(collage degree ect.)
ADDITIONAL SKILLS
great with a bow. Amazing with the ladies.
>>1060831
Seconding.
>>1060828
You crash.
The castle sets in panic, but you can't find something about the Han, cause the Xin reigned waaay before the Han.
So now the castle is on panic mode, and some guards come at you.
>>1060837
HOLY SHIT GUARDS SOME MOTHERFUCKER CRASHED A BOAT INTO THE CASTLE!
>>1060837
Walk calmly up to them and state that you would like to apply for a job.
>>1060842
''DID YOU SEE HIM?'' says the captain of the guards.
>>1060844
''WHAT THE FUCK A BOAT CRASHED!!'' says the captain of the guards.
>>1060845
Yeah he looked very feminine. Kinda like tat woman from the italian place in the city!
>>1060848
Scream about boats for a bit with him then go and see the dude we came here for and hand him our resume.
>>1060850
''Are you talking about the waitress? The daughter of the King of that castle?'' says the souspicios captain of the guard.
>>1060854
''We can talk about it later'' says a guard.
>>1060858
Looked like her.
Does she have a sibling?
Also note how a boat crashed into a castle you said was in the middle of the countryside. Suggest a sorceror's hand in this landboat bullshit.
>>1060858
Your a sous chef too?
>>1060880
No need for the cuffs I come willingly you are pretty cool guys. Also we should cook together some time.
>>1060884
> Kiss him
>>1060887
''YOU MOTHERFUCKER'' grab the sword and starts fighting you.
>>1060890
What a prick. Look at the other guards isn't this guy a fucking prick.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>1060890
Rolling to seduce guard
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>1060900
Slay her limbs right back
>>1060900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlC6in7R0NU
Give him a titty twister while telling all the other guys they should all mock him.
>>1060902
His, rather. Seemed to have skipped a line or two
>>1060907
You kill him pretty easily, the other guards sstarts charging at you.
You are now against 5 guards.
>>1060910
Exit the simulation
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>1060910
Use the arms of chef guard to beat the others to death
> Realize we didn't finish our italian and go right back to the resteraunt.
>>1060910
Tell them to chill
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>1060936
Just chill famalam, it's not like we just killed your two best frie- oh
>>1060936
No.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>1060936
Once out of the simulation, hack into the mainframe and give the other assassins admin access
>>1060947
backing
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1060951
speed this hacking up
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1060952
you just slowed it down
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1060952
Log into 4chan, check out the new board
>>1060951
Give all the guard ridiculous breasts that they cannot walk with.
>>1060952
[___----------------------]
Roll a d100 again.
>>1060954
And so did I. Fuck
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1060957
k
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>1060957
>>1060957
Breastexpand.exe.
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1060957
Let's fucking apply for our job already
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1060966
Try again
>>1060965
''Oh a job, let's see''
''Yeah you will be an excellent guard''
They give you the armor.
Now?
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1060971
Finish hacking
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1060978
>>1060976
Try out the abstergo ent. Thread it looks good
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1060981
Seduce the hacking progress bar.
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>1060976
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1060981
Hack the soundtrack to be https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcBuIbmUXy1gF9seaYxkK116oNApr0VtA
>>1060984
>>1060982
>>1060983
HACK COMPLETE
YOU ARE NOW IN
WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
ABSTERGO HAVE DATABASES ANDD CONCTACTS FOR EVERYTHING!!!
>>1060987
Seconding.
>>1060971
Wait no i wanted to join templars!!! Look at me resume reeeeeee
>>1060993
''Templars? There is no such thing here!''
Rolled 517 (1d1000)
>>1060990
First priority become isis
>>1060990
donate all their corporate assets to a Nigerian prince
>>1060990
> Activate Loli mode.
>>1060995
Anally rape him for lieing to us
>>1060996
Pretti much you discover ISIS is a coverture for researches in Afghanistan about the old templars.
Abstergo is behind every terrorist attack.
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1060990
Loli hack, commence
Since you didn't like the breast expansion thing, program all women in the simulation to appear aged 12. Make them all call you "Ni-Chan." In China.
Just want you to feel comfortable writing this OP.
>>1061007
Supporting.
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1061012
Activate Futa mode
>>1061012
Esplod base and kill everyone
>>1061012
Nah fuck that, let's get ice cream.
Are we lactose intolerant?
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1061012
join isis for real
>>1061012
Become the alpha and the omega
Rolled 20 (1d100)
Kill ourself.
Rolled 87 (1d100)
become an hero for real this time
>>1061026
Are you saying real life has no ice cream?
QUEST FUCKING DROPPED!
>>1061026
AN HERO
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1061026
Moon jump code, go.
>>1061026
Because the 4th memeber of the holy trinity, ascend to the higher plane. Let it truly begin
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1061033
one of us? are we a hive mind? plug into abstergo database, anhero the earth with nukes
>>1061033
Undo nuclear explosion, induce nuclear implosion.
Somehow.
>>1061036
We are already in, catch up goy
>>1061033
stick your dick in the lolis
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1061039
to clarify- become database AI
>>1061040
Inject the first civilization DNA, teleport out
>>1061049
YOU TELEPORT OUT
NUCLEAR IMPLOSION IN 1
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>1061052
Cum in the lolis
>>1061052
Teleport the others out, the lolis too
OH NO OUR DICK IS STUCK WE CAN'T TELEPORT!
Rolled 71 (1d100)
Hack into this simulation that ran the previous simulation.
If this is reality, hack reality.
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1061059
Aqquire Spiral Energy
>>1061059
RESTARTING
RESTARTING.
RESTARTING.
RESTARTING.
RESTARTING.
>>1061060
Use the DNA to become god, resurrect everyone as my apostles
>>1061068
Berserk style
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1061070
nuke it agai
Rolled 86 (1d100)
Once civilization has progressed far enough, go onto their equivalent of /qst/ and make this thread.
>>1061070
Rewrite reality into a shitty porno
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1061088
>>1061089
YOU CREATE A NEW REALITY THAT IS A SHITTY PORN ONLY VISIBILE ON YOUR PENIS
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1061088
I don't know. I just gave you agency in your own quest. What do YOU want to have happen, QM?
The inmates are running the asylum, but now you can run the inmates. Who run the asylum. Who runs you. Everything smells like copper now.
>>1061092
NOW REALITY IS A SHITTY PORN
Rolled 87 (1d100)
Shut down the world. No restart.
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1061095
End this suffering, cause reality to implode, try to escape at the last second
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1061095
Restart new quest
STRONGHOLD QUEST
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1061102
10. It started out pretty rough but you gave us free reign and just started spouting our bullshit back to us. well played op.
Cya guys in the next episode!!
>>1061102
I'd give it an 8 you were pretty great only thing that could be better is if you were a draw fag
>>1061102
I give the experience a ‰
Because what the fuck
>>1061110
Wooooo ep 2 electric Boogaloo
>>1061111
fucking quads.
I actually am, but have no tablets or so
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1061115
This isn't just a one-off?
Reality break quest is a go?
>>1061118
yes