Ok, so you're a pirate, you just joined the crew of the /Vengeance de le Plume/ by the grace of it's first mate /Rather Skeeter/ you don't know much except that this world is full of bullshit and that your name is...?
>>1057449
I hope you're above 18 because you're retarded otherwise.
>>1057449
Faglord McQueer.
>>1057449
Skather Reeter
>>1057619
Pic
Get on the ship and start fucking shit up with your new pirate m80s
>>1058140
The captain remains a mysterious piece of shit. A banking vessel presents itself and Rather slurs something about shooting it as he positions us for broadside combat.
>>1058208
Stealthily swim over to board the vessel and assassinate the captain.
>>1060072
Ok, even inbred illiterate imbeciles know not to swim the mad sea. Thanks for almost killing me brain.
>>1060434
kill brain, he's a threat to our endeavours
>>1060434
Punch the first person you see right in the cheek.
>>1060435
You kill Brian, there is much applause, that guy was a dumbass.
>>1060438
You also punch his face meats, you guess.
>>1060439
Eat his corpse.
>>1060439
replace your brain with his
>>1060523
Loot Brian's corpse.
>>1060525
Your inner child learned long ago to let you do larceny. Brian had:
(1) hat
(1) shirt
(1) pant
(2) cat
(6) bullet
(1) flintlock pistol
>>1060528
Equip cats as arms.
>>1060528
First brain and then the inner child? Holy shit.
Use pistol and bullet to eliminate inner child.
>>1060532
You hold the cats in your hands. Your inner child is appeased.
>>1060555
Only to immediately begin screaming to drown out this thought. Instinct is a powerful adversary.
>>1060577
Acquire cowgirl waifu with giant tits
>>1060577
Go to Rather Skeeter.
>>1060613
Fire all of the broadside cannons.
All of them.
Even the ones not facing the other ship.
>>1060622
Luckily cats can light fuses.
>>1061096
>>1061221
The ship is splinters, it seems the upper deck is pretty much indestructible.