quest

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>1048202
Sir Reginald Huxdedoborough, the approximately 13th Earl of Rearl.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>1048202
Birdnose McCatface

>>1048203
>>1048204
this is a travesty

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1048202
Grey Worm

>>1048202
(1d100)
Dick catface the second

>>1048210
"dice+1d100" in options

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1048210
here you go mate

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>>1048210
>>1048216
dick catface II it is..

where does this one live?

same rules

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1048222
The near future of the Cyberdome.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>1048222
Inside a dried shit hut deep within a forest.

>>1048222
Nazi Germany

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1048222
Deep in the Australian bush.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1048247
Here, I'll roll for you.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1048247
4Chan ate my dice

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>>1048256
ah yes that's right, nazi germany. what is your task again, you know, what is your quest?

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>1048284
To destroy the Nazi party from the inside

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1048284
To invent a new weapon for the military.

>>1048289
Low roll back to /pol/

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>>1048286
you are in your labratory looking for ways to destroy the nazi party..

what do?

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1048302
Invent time travel

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>1048302
Make a bomb.

>>1048302
Ask that little gnome motherfucker what to do.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>1048309

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>>1048306
after some tinkering, you made a bomb.

you now have 60seconds to leave the 600km radius the bomb will destroy.

what do

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1048315
Carry the bomb outside and throw it at the nearest nazi leader building.

(1d100)
YoungShaddow

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>1048315
use the teleportation device we made earlier to get to a safe distance

same

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>>1048320

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1048315
ZA WARUDO
Run to wherever Hitler is and throw the bomb at him, then run away.

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>>1048322
we made a teleportation device?

o well, you put the teleportation hat on. where to go now?

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1048342
Somewhere with nukes, Japan needs thirds

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1048342
Your mom's womb.

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>>1048343
you went to japan, because what could you expect form a 4channer..
you see a japanese girl.

what do

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>1048349
I wanted to nuke them damn it, you didn't listen at all
Nuke Japan like last night's chinese takeout

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>>1048353
you nuke japan and your future waifu.

where to now??

higher than 75 now instead of 50

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1048359
Inhale that fresh radioactive air.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>1048359
Teleport to Sweden in search of superior Swedish waifus

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>>1048361
great.
you're mentally retarded now.
what do?

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>1048368
Tear the earth in half with our retard strength

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>1048368
Run towards the Nuclear blast.

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>>1048370
you... you actually did it... huh...

you killed everyone on the planet. 4 bilion years of evolution ended by one simple retard...

fortunately, your mental state was so retarded you became one with the universe.

a god of somekind...

what do?

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>1048404
Use our energy to create a new universe, destroying yourself in the process

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>1048404
Recreate the world and make everyone and everything look like you.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>1048404
Go bother some aliens

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>1048404
create the elephant

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1048404
Make a new world of cute anime girls with giant boobs

>>1048487
wew

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>>1048487
suicidal risks are too high sorry

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>1048653
Make a world of ugly anime girls with no boobs

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>1048653
Make a world of lolis, futas and catgirls with no boobs.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>1048653
this >>1048841

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1048653
Create a kind race of animals that smoke a lot of weed

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1048841
This desu

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1050033
This times 100

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1048404
Make a world in the shape of our head