Alchemy Escape- Part 2

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You are Dan Farnick, and despite how many cheetos you have sacrificed, your still stuck in this room.

Link to the first thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1032590/

You have:

Scratch and sniff 2 dollar bill
Bag of cheetos (torn)
Bag of fruit cheetos
Wrapped fruit cheetos (150)
Bag of wrapped fruit cheetos
Cheetos (67)
Juicy fruit gum (4)
Juicy fruit gum wrappers (4)
Package of juicy fruit gum
Scalpel
Manly beard socks
Spit gum (3)
Spit gum (chewed)
Spit gum wrappers (5)
Spit gum packaging
Bleedos (149)
cheese-scented orange nail polish
severed head of the cheetos mascot (brown fur)

The rules are as follows:

You can toss two or more items into the alchemy warp, a golden rift in space that will take the items, and combine them in some way, be it literally, or metaphorically, or whatever.
Most of the time, but not always, you will lose at least one of the items you put into the warp, but usually it's both. The more you put in, or the more complicated the resulting item will be, the more likely you are to lose the ingredients.
If you can somehow find a way out of this room, you will be able to use the alchemy warp at will, and will use it to rule the world!

That's proving quite difficult however, as whatever this room is made of is VERY strong. not even your brand-new scalpel can scratch it!

So. What will you make/do now?