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HEAR YE HEAR YE!! GOOD FOLK OF REDENIA 2017-01-13 12:46:07 Post No. 1036750
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HEAR YE HEAR YE!! GOOD FOLK OF REDENIA 2017-01-13 12:46:07 Post No. 1036750
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LONG LIVE KING RADOVID!
PER REVELATION OF THE HEINOUS ACTS COMMITTED BY WITCH AND MAGES, AS IN THE COUP OF THANNED AND THE ASSASSINATION OF THREE NORTHERN MONARCHS, THE SOVEREIGN CROWN HAS SENT A ROYAL DECREE WITH THE OBJECTIVE OF FREEING OUR LANDS FROM THE CONNIVING EVIL THAT PLAGUED AND WEAKEN IT,
THE ROYAL DECREE OF OUR ESTEMED KING RADOVID STATES THAT ALL MAGES WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND THEIR PROPERTY APPROPRIATED, ALL OF THEIR WEALTH WILL BE USED TO SUPPORT REDENIA'S EFFORTS TO FIGHT BACK THE NILFGAARDIAN SLAVERS AND KEEP THE NORTH TRUE AND FREE
I REPEAT
ALL MAGES WILL BE PUT TO THE TORCH AND THEIR HOLDINGS CONFISCATED FOR THE GOOD OF THE NORTH
LONG LIVE REDENIA, LONG LIVE KING RADOVID
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>>1036750
Translation:
The kings blown his gold on hookers and magic potions for eternal youth that do not work, and now needs cash to save his kingdom, while also looking like hes doing something useful, so hes going to do the henry the 8th method of robbing people blind and getting away with it.
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>>1036761
Fuck mages tho
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>>1036761
Ridiculous Slander! a pike shoved from the end of your arse to the opening of your mouth would mirror the shit you spew.
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>>1036772
Ahem.
I mean is totally a rumor that no sane person would ever conceive as true.
All hail the king!
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>>1036785
Clearly a statement derived from a mocking tone,
I have doubts of your loyalty to the crown, vagrant. Guards! Take this thug to the nearest military quarters and draft him into service! he will prove his loyalty through service in under our coat-of-arms.
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>>1036824
Funnily enough, probably still an improvement.
Least this way i get fed every day.
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>>1036828
Give a care, vagrant, for the food you eat must be earned in sweat and blood. lest the commanding officer makes use of you in more abrupt and suicidal manner.
Off to it!
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>>1036824
A NEW HOLY MAGIC HAS BEEN FOUND THAT GIVES THE BLIND SIGHT AND THE SICK HEALTH
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>>1037201
another peddler of the vile falsities of magic?
your heretical words will lure unsuspecting minds no longer,
Guards! send set up the pyre, The city will see a grand fire tonight with the fool as the main kindling.
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>>1037237
GODS OF OLD SMITE MY ENEMIES! RAIN LIGHTENING ON THEIR CURSED HEADS!
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>>1036750
I don't think the lodge is going to stand for this.
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>>1036750
> GIVE ME A TRUBUTE OF CHICKEN TENDERS AND SULTRY WENCHES, LEST I BRING A PLAGUE OF DEMONIC FROGS, INFANTILE RETARDATION, AND POORLY HUMORED ANARCHIC NONSENSE UPON YER LANDS!
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>>1037201
There's no such thing as holy magic.
What you're doing is fleshcrafting and alchemy.
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>>1037900
Shhhhhh
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