Build a country and thrive
chose a number and a name
>>1032630
>1
>Poland
1
IsIs
1
i want 9
isis
10. Nazi Germany
>>1032630
13. Nazi Germany as well, we need to build that reich
16
Nazi Germany
>>1032630
>4
>KKK
11 - Argentina. 10, 16, and 13 are going to need somewhere to run in the future. also we're a meritocratic technocracy now
The Technocratic Empire of Argentina! or TEA!
sorry new map bois put your countrys names in your name slot please
>>1032655
I'm still claiming 11
>>1032655
>1
>Poland
#7
The Socialist Republic of Buzzfeed (SROB)
>>1032661
kek
>>1032668
TEA would like to begin building factories and a farm. were also starting a company called Lipton.
>>1032668
Create a factory to mass produce bolt action rifles, then annex 3
>>1032674
Poland NOOO! XD
>>1032655
the angry trap natoin
Build 2 Harbors (1 Ocean 1 Lake)
Use the south west side for farmland
>>1032679
no.9
Claiming 8, for the Raian United Empire (RUE)
>>1032683
Namefag as your country
>>1032691
Annex 4, then make a seaside drydock
>>1032668
Number 5
Inquisitorial Spain
>>1032691
Number 4.
The United Slavic Republic.
>>1032691
claim 10, and make it illegal for men to wear trousers
>>1032691
Good, begin expansion into 10.
Begin the industrialisation of the country and the building of ports in the sea facing side of the RUE.
Build a canal
Annex 6
Technocratic Empire of Argentina declare's the Socialist Republic of Buzzfeed a fake country.
we then begin building farmland and training an army in suspicion of our new southern neighbor.
a public inquiry is made to ISIS, "are you peaceful?"
>>1032691
#2. Realm of Uncreative Morons. Build walls.
>>1032699
This calls for a deplomatic responses!
Surrender 10 to me and I'll gift you thousands of master-tailored girly outfits.
>>1032701
Comrade, do you want to ally with the mighty RUE?
As a token of friendship, in case you ally with me, I shall never challenge your hegemony on the Great Lak.
>>1032711
Make a stronk fleet of ships, then build outposts on my borders.
>>1032706
fair enough
nigers
>>1032711
TEA sends a fleet of trucks into ISIS, suddenly, soldiers armed with pic related jump out and start removing Kebab
>>1032714
I accept your request.
Our friendship will last until the end!
>>1032711
invest in genetic modificatoin research!
Train an army due to the increasing tensions on the borders
P.S. I have good beaches
>>1032711
Build a monument. And a granary.
>>1032727
who are yah
>>1032726
a fake country is still a fake country. now if you'll excuse us, we have a crusade to go on.
>>1032730
Invade of the Polands, and retake former, rightful land.
>>1032725
We declare you to be a drinkable country.
Yet, the Empire harbours for TEA no grudge.
Would you like to make a non-aggression pact?
If you accept, some detachments of the Imperial Army shall push into the Islamic State to remove kebab.
>>1032730
start creating factories! many many factories! but they must be girly facotires! with bows on them or something!
>>1032730
My name is Robert, but my friends call me Bob.
>>1032730
Send the navy to establish a beachhead in RUE to begin the invasion, Make another factory for machinguns to supplement trench warfare and our outposts defense.
Random EVENT WOOO HOOO island appears
>>1032730
Build ports in 10, airfields in 15, bomb the hell out of Poland.
Not a smart move friend, you have war on two fronts now, one of which is overseas.
>>1032740
start producing even better Sci-fy teir weapons and vehicles. were going to Invade 69
Colonize The New Island
>>1032743
Careful friend! Legends say that the monster of /d/ lurk in those unexplored lands!
>>1032740
Invade the soviets by sea and land, also build anti aircraft guns on my lands.
>>1032740
Comrades, we shall hunkers of down, and establish trenches,walls, and barbed wires at the Western Coast, and borders of Poland. Our factories shall provide the materials needed for the great war effort. URAH! URAH! URAH!
>>1032748
what monster is greater than man with a high tech plasma caster? silly fake country.
Send explorers to discover whats on that island
>>1032754
The one that blows your mind as soon as you comprehend what you are looking at
>>1032740
MAKE FACTORIES AND MINE!
>>1032758
>None of my actions are even being done
>>1032758
dedicate 12 to producing hovertanks. start sending them to the frontlines of 69, /d/ must be destroyed! END DEGENERACY!
>>1032758
Create of the Ports. Factory shall produce of us great navy ships, to blockade any offensive by the Capitalist Toilet Pushers of Poland. Any attempt by thems shall be THWARTED. And the regime reign FOREVER!
Build an airport in 7
And a harbor on the island
>>1032758
Attack the Polish beachhead, increase navy capability to achieve naval hegemony into the 10-15 gulf area.
>>1032758
Make... umm... more buildings!
>>1032767
SEND THE BATALLIONS SOUTH, TO PUSHES THEM OUT.
>>1032767
Continue pushing into the soviet lands, meanwhile protect the motherland From any attacks.
>>1032767
TEA SENDS THE FIRST EVER SATELLITE INTO SPACE AND BROADCASTS SHOWS TO ALL COUNTRIES
>>1032773
That's... That's absolutely brilliant!
I call for you to ally with me, for I could never let pass the possibility to relish in such creativity
>>1032781
PUSH OF THEM OUT SOME MORE.
>>1032778
well, it's not outside of our power. shows will largely be talking about how Buzzfeed is a fake country and you should never trust them.
>>1032783
Also we produce top comedy shows which makes all other countries slightly less patriotic
>>1032781
Charge the invading poles and kick them out of the fatherland! For the Empire!
Also, send a satellite of our own into spess.
>>1032781
we will begin pressuring Buzzfeed to sell the rights to the canal if they intend to keep the dock on isle 69. or to give us the dock if they intend to keep the canal. something must give!
TEA sends another satellite into space equipped with space lasers
>>1032790
We will give you our harbor on the island.
>>1032788
With the new Imperial Satellite, the Empire start broadcasting the struggles of the southern populations against the unjust polish invaders, to gain international support.
>>1032791
Build railroad on every tile, connecting every place to every other place.
>>1032791
Build of great factory, which shall holds up of our production to create big, and GREAT satellites.
>>1032796
very well.
Start a naval invasion of poland.
>>1032799
You need to claim it in some way, and I deny any claim of yours!
The Empire demands some of Spain's territory too!
>>1032780
OK. I spent half an hour coming up with that plan.
>>1032810
Still better than the international race to space that is happening.
Soon someone is going to claim the moon, and some else is going to nuke the hell out of it.
>>1032791
begin investing in variouse scientific feilds. namely genetics and biochemistry...for...reasons
>>1032811
TEA begins to assault the United Slavic Republic by Sea. providing weapons assistance to Poland.
>>1032811
Invades of Poland ASAP, to protects of the factory assets of his, ands under Slavic control.
Shoot down the enemy witth laser satelitte
We shall have monolopy in TV shows!
Whose peener do I have to tickle to get in on this?
>>1032817
whatever, business in Argentina will do as business in Argentina does.
>>1032811
Build the rest of the wall. Should go all the way around.
Send a Satellite capable of shooting lasers into space.
THE TRIBAL /D/ INVADES ITS FORMER MASTERS!
>>1032831
all TEA military might returns home, begin pushing enemy forces our of our country!
We help our southern allies of the invasion of the TEA!
OY VEY
>>1032817
SHOOT THE OTHER SATELLITE DOWN!!!!
also with the money we've earned from TV shows we fund full research on naval warships
>>1032831
invest even MORE into sceince. also if any one wants a trade deal then I'm open
>>1032831
AYYYYY CYKA!
I told you all the monsters from /d/ were strong!
Begin to develop aircrafts capable of orbital flight to secure a no-fly-zone over the Imperial skies and space.
>>1032837
Comrad, it's another Showa
>>1032831
Beelines for his Chinese Factories. OR ELSE
>>1032838
Give me capable troops and I can supply with prime materials, also, if you would research for the RUE nuclear weaponry, you shall be paid in glorious land cessions.
>>1032842
WE ARE UNPROTECTED ON OUR NORTH BORDERS. AND MAKE THE WALL COMPLETELY OUT OF GATES, WHICH HAVE MORE HIT-POINTS.
TEA, begins reanimation program. dead soldiers are now recycled into war cyborgs. the cyborgs are used to push back agains RUE. the border with SROB is made into a no mans land patrolled by hover tanks.
>>1032842
For of the factories NOW.
For of them FOREVER!
WHAT YOU WE DOING?
AHHH
CREATE MEGA NAVAL WARSHIPS WITH RESEARCH
>>1032842
Blockade the sea between 10 and the /d/ island.
If those savage monsters want to land somewhere, why don't they try with TEAland.
>>1032813
Great idea! I'll go to space, and colonize the moon!
>>1032854
Cause we will do to them as we did to ISIS. /d/ is the new kebab.
Invest in cyberwarfare
im gonna rebel
>>1032853
Your dutifulness is noted, as a reward for the nuclear technologies the RUE will cede half of the 5 region to Traps Are Not Gay
send the mega naval warship to RUE ports and seas
let it cause havoc
im taking over the ocean
who needs an army for hire?
our survival will not occur under these current situation. all citizens of the nation of TEA vanish seemingly overnight. nobody knows where they wen't. nobody but the jews.
>>1032858
If you crash the moon on TEA I'll gift you the remaining part of 5 and some nukes, deal?
>>1032870
Keeps of invading Poland. I needs of the factories.
>>1032879
Hmm. Well I'm out of my own ideas.
Nuke the moon!
i burn jews for a low price
>>1032883
we ended the last thread like that. at least try to be original.
>>1032879
use new land to create more centers for sceintific research. create a busseling sceince university the size of a city!
>>1032881
yes
we are now living und- EHM.
let the mega warship wreck as much havoc as possible until it is brought down
in our super bunkers, we research biological warfare
>>1032883
I dunno that sounds like kind of a mean thing to do to TEA.
>>1032887
Uhhh...
I then... Summon a benevolent Chtulu-like Ancient Being to aid the armies of the RUE and protect the world from falling pieces of the nuked moon?
Yeah, this should do.
(Biological Warfare: 2/5)
i need to invade a country
>>1032892
Ah, no problem, just try to not awaken ancient beings sleeping within our moon with those nukes of yours.
Is there space left for me to join?
THE MOON FALLS FROM THE SKY DESTROYING ALL OF 1
>>1032897
Build of many great chinese factories. For sweet, sweet labor cash
>>1032897
a shadow group begins to train /d/ to immigrate into foreign nations and outbreed the population.
>>1032904
Raid the ports of the USR and steal their wodka. Yarr.
here to serve
>>1032904
(Biological Warfare 3/5)
>>1032919
(Biological Warfare 4/5)
hey srob wanna ally
ISIS 2, would you like to ally with me?
>>1032888
shadow group begins spreading cultural Marxism to Angry Felix's university's. all under the guise of social equality.
>>1032919
Raid the ports of the United Slavic Republic. I want that booze, damn it!
provides gas mask and medical care for all citizn
yes i want to ally srob
Provides Gas mask's to the citizens
>>1032919
invest in underwater cities! use our massive science industry to create the great underwater city of trapture! (get it? because its like rapture from bioshock but with traps)
Life evolves sporadically from the moon particles
Look deceptively similar to humans except for light blue skin
Rebuild around moon crash as their home base
Name it
Moon-Moon
>>1032919
The RUE begins advancing the fields of medicine knowledge, hopefully aided by the masterful and androgynous scientists from Trapland.
>>1032937
(Biological Warfare 5/5)
Hey there traps could I help research under water cities with you?
builds massave wall to keep southern mexicans out
>>1032939
Well shit
This is what happens when I'm too late to the party
Null x Void
RESEARCH IS COMPLETE BOYS! PREPARE FOR NEXT TURN
>>1032937
encourage /d/eviants to mass migrate to Trap territory's and start breeding
>>1032947
The Empire will endure!
give every citzn ak47
>>1032937
further invest in nuclear research and start making power plants
>>1032950
A lone TEA citizen ventures into the largest RUE city, on a suicide mission. He casually drops a piece of paper on the ground, carrying a dangerous super virus. By now, he is infected as well.
>>1032950
Try to determine what kind of civilisation, by the Kardašev scale has landed with Moonmoon
Invest into quantum computing
/D/ TRIBALS CONVERT TO ISLAM AND JOIN ISIS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
create border around entire country
Also, if the mega warship still hasn't died, it's assaulting some other coast of /d/
>>1032950
OMG thx Mapmaster/ OP
MOONMOON immediately domesticates the most intelligent/ dominant natural species
The dog-wolf
Or Wolf-dog
They invent Wolf-dog sledding as a sport
Also hockey
Builds stadium for sledding and hockey
>>1032958
he has the mission of spraying his jizz on everything he can.
Build walls all around the borders
>>1032963
Colonize the fallen moon moon... Again!
build wall aronbd all of old /d/ border
>>1032970
This is gonna be the silliest conquest world this world has seen
>>1032963
attempt to make peice with the odd citezens of moon moon and study there unique physicque...and then try to turn them into traps
>>1032978
peace*
>>1032976
(1/4) Zombie virus
Isis, Ill give you your ports back if you help me invest in Quantum computing
Build sea walls around my country
>>1032976
Sterilise the city with nukes.
Immediately begin researching FTL drives.
Cede the last remaining part of 5 to /k/, so that they can hunt the TEA bastards that hid unnageound
move all citzns that are not infected to /d/ island
build sea walls around /d/ island
IM going isolationist
And Investing into better medical care for our people.
quantom computing 1/5
(2/4) Zombie virus
abandoned main island isis 2
nukes isis 2 main land
Send a Space Station into space with 20 people for research.
>>1032981
Build a wall around our half of Moon Moon. Oh good we already did.
Apologize for both colonizing and then nuking their homeland.
>>1032981
Super stylish Finns from space take advantage of the miasma on death caused by the ded plague and colonize the infected area in isis, for disease is no mach for superior oriental medicine.
>>1033000
2/6 FTL
Sterilise infected Isis land with nuke, don't care of diplomatic ripercussions.
For humanity!
nblocoing all sea travel to my country
>>1033010
plz don't
>>1033009
Ach, sorry for the nuke underway.
We will repay you in vodka, so that you can get out there safely, stalkers.
>>1033008
We will forgive you
We space people are forgiving and peaceful for the most part
Would you like some concubines as a peace offering?
MOONMOONites would like to begin mining for moon rocks and other valuable minerals
Mining ftw
[Viruses at disposal: Evil Super Bacteria of Death}
(3/4) Zombie virus
ftl 1/6
INvesting in FTL with ISIS 2
CRAZY EPIC EARTH QUAKE CRIPPLES WALLS AND FLOODS 11
ftl 3/6
>>1033015
Extra focus in FTL, 4,5/6
Abandon the stripe of land bordering the infected area.
Nuke pre-emptively the zones that are soon to be infected.
>>1033022
[Viruses at disposal: Evil Super Bacteria of Death}
(4/4) Zombie virus
>>1033022
Build more railroads and buildings in our half of the Moon island. Dub it: Our Half of the Moon Island
sent 10 nukes to under ground 12
>>1033022
MoonMoonites utilize mining experience
Become blacksmiths and jewelers
Build roads throughout city
Paved of course with moon rocks
For wolf-dogs and MoonMoonites alike
>>1033022
[Virus at disposal: Evil Super Bacteria of Death}
[Virus at disposal: Generic Zombie Virus}
A similiar action is taking as for the last virus, but this time in the SROB.
Build a great wall immediately
5/6 ftl drive
>>1033036
[Virus at disposal: Evil Super Bacteria of Death}
[Virus at disposal: Generic Zombie Virus}
And for safe measures and for accidently posting it too early, another zombie virus carrier is sent into the SROB.
I'm waiting for the event: God Emperor of Mankind
built ftl drive
starts constuction on space station/attack shit (like star wars ship)
>>1033044
Build more things.
Well
Good thing we're not human
Technically
Those zombie and bacterial viruses we herad of shouldn't work on our code
In the interest of life
We will shift all scientific funding to develop a cure
So...
Viral OmniCure (1/5)
space shit stactiion shit is finished moves all people and their ak47s on to ship with all uninfects srob people
Investing in finding new habitable planets
[Virus at disposal: Evil Super Bacteria of Death}
[Virus at disposal: Generic Zombie Virus}
OH SHIT OUR BUNKERS ARE ABOUT TO DROWN!
DIVERT ALL FUNDING TOWARDS CREATION OF THE ARK-TM TO SECURE AS MANY SCIENTISTS AND HOPEFULLY PLEBIANS AS POSSIBLE
sends 50 nukes to tea bunkers
>>1033061
Build a railroad across the strait between our territories.
nukes what is left of our old homd land
>>1033058
QUICK, KEEP BUILDING THAT ARK UNTIL EARTHQUAKE HAPPENS!
>>1033058
Intercepting this communication, the Raian Army, Navy and Airforce start patrolling the area of the now sunk region of 12 in search of this supposed Ark of the evil Argentinians plague scientists.
>>1033068
BUILD!
3/??? ARK-TM
So everyone is leaving this planet to its doom to find a new colony?
The next quest will probably be a 4chan planet quest then, with the map style of Dawn of War Soulstorm, I guess.
reaching better defences 1/3
>>1033068
Evacuate trough colony ships the regions 5 and 10.
THE CHAOS CREATED BY HUMANS HAS CREATED A GIANT DEMON DUCK BENT ON KILLING HUMANITY, INCLUDING MOONMOON
(for our space ships)
investing in duck killing tech
Found 3 Possible habitable planets
>>1033081
AY PIZDEC!
Evacuate all the RUE too!
Nuke the zombies!
Summon a great space hawk to prey upon the duck of apocalypse!
>>1033081
4/??? ARK-TM
>>1033081
So good news
Viral Omnicure is totally done and being deployed
Bad news
We are probably going to be wiped out by that Demon
So...
Have fun with that cure
We're going to focus all our specialization on moon crystals and astro research
We're going on a long vacation soon...
Where we're going, we don't need roads
Viral Omnicure (deployed)
Send a One Manned ship into space
THE THREE HAPITABLE PLANETS CRASH DIRECTLY INTO SROBS CAPITAL!
send small ships of men and women to colonize new planets
>>1033095
5/??? ARK-TM
THE ARK IS IN THE READY-TO-BE-DEPLOYED STAGE!
>>1033092
The RUE that will form in some faraway planet will speak of you as benevolent legends bent on saving the world, even if they themselves risked death.
You will be remembered!
Bombing the ISIS 4 Ship
cuz they arent true Muslims
>>1033095
Colonize the bottom of the ocean.
bombs srob ships bc they arnt nigers
Everything made and on this planet melts do to global warming.
>>1033095
Well either the spiritual moon crystal research will lead us to a new promised dimension
Or we're going back to space
Frankly in the short time we've been here, it's been pretty... hectic
So...here's hoping
We're going to build up a gigantic trebuchet filled with moon rocks in a final attempt to stop the demons
Pray
>>1033106
BAD END
>>1033106
Ark deploys!
JOKES ON YOU, IT WAS A SUBMARINE! IT FLIES INTO THE COLD DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN
had to end it somehow>>1033108
lol
Everything made and on this planet melts do to global warming.
>>1033112
will next one be in speece?
will TEA get a reservation on the water planet of 4chan island?
THe planet is completly gone
>>1033117
fug
>>1033112
Why couldn't it end that everyone that developed space travel just emigrated away and the remnants of humanity on the planet witnessed a gigantic battle between a Space Hawk of Justice and the Duck of Apocalypse
May be>>1033116
>>1033122
sneak peak at next game?
>>1033126
YES
>>1033126
YES
and maybe moonmoon in next game 2?
isis 1 will be in next game
When is the next game?