GONDOLA QUEST

>>1027271
dring more do fuel my addigdion D:<

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>>1027364
> You start drinking the booze sitting next to you on the couch..
>You feel sort of light headed..
>On the up side you feel much less depressed and someone motivated!

>>1027271
call a hooker and challenge her to an auto-fellatio competition.

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>>1027417
>You rapidly stomp on the phone (as you have no hands)
>Luckily you managed to call "BENIS-R-US"
>The hooker is on her way
What next?

>>1027456
Observe the city lights from our apartment

>>1027483
Observe the city lights from our apartement and dream about a world without jews

>>1027456
do yoga to get ready for the showdown.

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>>1027483
>>1027490
>You stare out of your window longingly at the city
>Imagining the paradise the world would be... in absence of Shlomo...
>Just as you start to get erect thinking about hitler you hear a knock at the door
*Knock Knock Knock*
>Oh its the prostitute! perfect timing!
>You let her in

>>1027553
Let her in and observe each others eyes because that's how Gondolas do it

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>>1027618
>You make sweet deep gondola love
> It was so good she gave YOU money
> You now have 5 Fecking dollahs
What do now?

>>1027692
Go out and have a nice time, maybe drink something in a caffe

>>1027692
While at the coffee shop you think about your now exboyfriend and realize you are actually into female gorillas

>>1027796
Go practice auto-fellating to impress the female gorillas and gondolas.

>>1027692
Imagine what life would be like if we actually had a benis :DDD

>>1027692
Think about how much you hate spurdo.

>>1027692
Shitpost on Ylilauta

>>1029376
>Ylilauta
>Worth shitposting on
That place is nothing but actual twelve year olds trying to look cool
T. Left that shithole behind in 2013

>>1030684
And you came to this shithole?

>>1030782
As did you

>>1030782
Compared to Ylilauta 4chins is like an all-expenses paid trip to [insert your preference of vacation destination here]

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Go out for a contemplative walk