4chan island quest

Taking the strong country 7

>>1021248
Ment 11, since 7 is owned by the communists

Claiming 16

16 as Holy Roman Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo

HRE2

>>1021347
Whoops didn't see this my b

>>1021365

No worries

Claiming 6 and immediately hand over all my land to /pol/

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>>1021254
Country name?
>>1021359
Done. You are a politician for this country
>>1021347
You can pick another number if you want. Also country name?
>>1021374
Done. You are now politician for /pol/

>>1021402
>Name
Not the best but also not the worst. Average tier country

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Yo, is 14 taken? Cause I'd like 14. Something along the lines of Trump Country.

Make the Island Great Again.

Ruled by none other than Supreme Shogun Fuhrer, President Donald J. Trump.

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>>1021115
I'll take myself a nic chunk of 11! the whales shall claim EVERYTHING!!

>>1021467
you already have that. its called /pol/

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>>1022351
my proud countries flag

>>1021115
Claming 15 for the Empire of Polynesia!

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claiming 10
gondoland

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Claiming 13 as Ebiland.
Commencing development of doomsday devices.

taking over the thread bacuse op is dead

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>>1022481

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overtime
>big happening at ussr, a nuclear facility goes boom and the middle land is now unusable and cant support s4s to fight with pol
>refugees are plowing inte the average cunt
>polynesia found oil(changed colors so its recognizable)
>wheels country now has water all over because thats where wheels live
>a part of ebil country is now on fire because too ebil
>holy roman empire has nice beaches, people love it when there is no war and a lot of sun
>america has industry but no slaves to work it needs population
>gondola falls asleep at gondoland

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>>1022488
INHVADE THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT OF /S4S/!!!

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>>1022488
*tips fez*
G'morning, gentlemen...
Claiming 2, naming it Spyland
Start confidential information about the USSR to /pol/.
Imma backstabbing cunt now.

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>with both wheels and pol invading s4s, s4s is fucked.but because there is no water in s4s land, wheels advance very slowly while pol advances fast with already deployed army
>with the newly formed shpeeland ussr secrets are everywhere, therefore ussr dissolves and pol,having an already mobilized army takes over some of the land
>will wheels make a deal with pol or open a new front wheels vs pol ?
>s4s is executed everywhere they go and ironically:d small groups of them manage to survive in the apocalyptic land of 4
>gondola wakes up at gondoland
>average cunt now has a refugee crisis

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>>1022527
invade refugee lad and enslave the revugees!! for whale land!!

begin creating artificial rivers in our newley claimed territory!

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Ebiland uses disinformation and false-flag operations to create conflict between whales and /pol/ troops.

>>1022527
Using the chaos to our advantage, Spyland moves to conquer some land of the now-fallen USSR. Conquering west

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>EBILand has finished making one doomsday device but the fire in the country is growing fast and closing into the bomb.
>EBILand trying to create conflict between wheels and pol created high tensions but did not end up in a declaration of war(yet)
>Shpees conquer western lands but face a huge refugee wave
>wheels and average cunt is now officially in war
>wheels newly made infastructure of rivers make logistics work a piece of cake
>gondoland is investing in modern weapons and has planted a tree that grows coconuts
>polynesia is now oilrich

Claiming 3 as jej country if possible, will post flag later

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>>1022574
Keep conquering ex-USSR territory, this time south.
And start working on a machine that will allow us to travel and fight from underwater.
The Spycrab.

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Ebiland threatens to set Polynesian oil on fire, demands a share.
Then hires whales to create rivers around fire, pays with oil.

>>1022481
Well guess I'm not allowed to sleep

>>1022597
hi
i am withdrawing from my role as gamemaster. but not as the president of gondoland

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>>1022603
Okay
>>1022585
You ask Polynesia for oil as they will also be in bad shape if the massive fire spreads to they're Country. Polynesia is forced to pay you almost all of their oil for you to build a river between you and them but also so you can stay alive. The fire is now trapped between rivers and is slowly going away
>>1022582
You start conquering south through the nuclear wasteland but are forced to stop halfway down because of to much radiation in the South. Unfortunately your country doesn't currently have enough resources to design advanced technology

In other news
>nuclear fallout from former USSR is spreading to /pol/, citizens possibly in danger
>Polynesia finds a huge deposit of oil, but its around half a mile deep into Holy Roman Empire territory.
>Wheels and Average Country continue losing lives and fighting without many advancements

>>1022581
after gondolands modern weaponry research gets done, i wanna invest in space missions

>>1022623
>>1022613
wrong reference

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>>1022613
>mfw no spycrab

I actually wanted to conquer 3, but conquering Chernobyl works too.
Start mass-producing fezzes. Spy culture is closely tied with fezzes.
And look around for mines and things where we can get some resources.

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>>1022613
whales further invade the every loving FUCK! out of avarage cunt! enslaving every every rufugee they don't squish with there mighty girth.

try to make an alliance with ebil land. they seem like nice enough fellows, and they helped us flood mor places!

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>>1022626
Your country starts building factory's and making fezzes in unreasonably large quantity's. Your cunt now has the highest employment rate on the Island
>>1022623
>>1022625
wat
>>1022628
Because your whole country is dedicated to fighting average cunt you win. Average cunt is forced to be pushed up and leave behind their city's and infrastructure. However, Wheels Country is now low on resources since they spent a lot fighting

>>1022628
Ask an EBIL politician if they want to ally

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>>1022632
>>1022628
We start creating mines in What Was one avarage cunt, forcing the captured refugees to Work as slaves.

We begin attempting to sell slaves to ebil

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>>1022585
Would like too ally m9?? I have slaves and I can make much river

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Citizens of Gondoland!
Look around. You are surrounded by /pol/.
New USSR have fallen, but this second superpower is only gaining strength. It is only a matter of time before they attack you.
With your modern weaponry and our doomsday devices we shall easily crush them.
>>1022628
>>1022633
Let there be an alliance. Help us fight /pol/.

>>1022632
i wanna build a space center and a high tech weapons research center. my plan is to sell high tech weapons, dropping them down from space on customers.

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>>1022639
/pol/ must die, the Whales need more slaves and also they mildly annoyed us When they started claiming /s4s/. I mean srsly! that Was like, our land!

>>1022632
Conquer 3.
And start making some new laws:
1)Everyone will wear a fez.
2)From now on, Spyland will use secrets as currency. The juicier the secret, the higher the value
>>1022643
Ey whale nigga, you wanna double-team average cunt with me? I only want 50% of the land, you can have the rest.

>>1022639
thats a good point, i accept the alliance,
tactically i wanna open defensive fronts on my cunts border with 9th land and offensive on 6th land. equip all my gondola warriors with coconuts and modern weapons and if possible build a ship fleet designed for harassment of shores.

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>>1022637
The slaves begin mining the large amounts of iron in the area. Some have resisted but most are complying with orders
>>1022639
>>1022643
Both of you are now allied. EBIL is being sent troops that were captured
>>1022640
You start development on these technology's
>>1022647
The new laws have been passed. You see a article in the press the next day calling you a dictator and hating the new policy, and some people don't want to wear the fez's

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>>1022647
sure. lets fuck that shit up. I'm only claiming avarage cunt for the slaves

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>>1022639
the Whales Where there too

>>1022637
>>1022654
Ebiland resells slaves into Polynesia, where they work at local oil fields.

All the income from slave trade goes into creating additional doomsday devices.

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>>1022658
Nice
>>1022654
Start waging a war on Average Cunt with the help of the Whales. Our masterful spies should make quick work of their average men.
And ask the ones against me what they would prefer to wear.
And show the, that even my pet monkey, Bobo, likes to wear his fez.

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>>1022666
No.1022666
>666
the Whales aproove

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>>1022666
>you dont get to bring dubs

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>>1022666
Decided to delete file because blue board, here's a reupload.
>666
Confirmed for ebil.

>>1022691
Why cover with pankeks, though, Satan?
Why not fezzes?

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>>1022696
because not every culture revolves around fezzes. for example the Whale culture is centered around rivers and slaves

>>1022701
But the fez is the ultimate state of being.
Once you reach fez, you reach Nirvana.
The fez is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end.
Embrace the soft fez, and it shall embrace you.
Amen fez.

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>>1022696
>>1022708
Thy fez shall be thine downfall.

>>1022716
Fek off m8.
You won't control me with your doom-neurologic-ebil-cantonese brainwaves.
The fez will protect me.

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>>1022708
can fez's tend a farm?

>>1022727
No.
But they can stop revolts.
One fez brings all together.
Really tho, that slavery thing will bite you in the ass eventually.

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>>1022728
I don't think any of the smart one Will revolt considering the size comparisoin

>>1022731
But you're whales. They'll just stay away from the river.

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ok fellas, I knoW I'm not the one to talk, but maybe We should stop argueing and just agree that We have cultural differences. the Ebils love there doomsday devices, the spies love there fez's and the We love our slaves and rivers.

lets set aside our cultural differences and strike the true enemy; /pol/

>>1022736
You are wise, whale.
I hate those /pol/acks, with their ugly-ass hats.

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>>1022666
Want to buy slaves >>1022373 ?

>>1022668
You and Wheels Country split average cunt. The citizens against your new law are saying the State requiring its people to dress a certain way violates muh liberty

>>1022743
>>1022738
sned those Who disagree too us, they shall make great slaves!

We invest in neW research of the human mind, devoloping brain Washing techniques to make more loyal/harder Working slaves

>>1022743
Claiming 11 for That Thing Looks Hurt, Jay.

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>>1022749
We oWn eleven, pick another home land

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>>1022743
I show them the teachings of the fez.
They will be enthralled by its glorious power.
The fez protects.

Oh, and start researching submarines.
Project Spycrab has just started

>>1022749
We don't have much space left.
You could become /pol/, and declare yourself independent.
Or something.

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who wants to buy high teach weapons, hmu
also i gtg

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Start bandit gangs in nuclear wasteland with hardbass and vodka.

>>1022743
Invade the green peninsulas on 2, begin researching warships.

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>>1022743
>Research Ships for Great America

We're gonna make some great ships, no one makes ships better than me. Very in-expensive, sail for a long time, and believe me, we will find more land.

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>>1022853
I Would like some high tech Weapons. the Whales need something to Wave around threatening! in return you get slaves galore!

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>>1022877
Who needs boats When your a fucking WHALE!

>>1022886
Been meaning to ask that, isn't there land and really small canals there? How do you travel? Are you small whales?

>>1022877
The seas will be mine, skinkerytter!

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>>1022891
We just lube ourselves up a little and push ourselves a little With our flukes. its incredibly efficient.

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>>1022893
no they Will be mine you viking fools! have you ever heard of moby dick? because yo ships gettin' raped bra!

>>1022906
>>1022893
We simply want clay, from there we don't care who's got international waters.

This Island is great yeah, but it's time for newer horizons.

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>>1022906
I'm ready for you, aquatic scum.

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>>1022921
ok fine, but if We'll be keeping our eyes and our sonar on you. the oceans belong to the Whales! if you dare questoin are authority We Will not hesitate to squish you!

>>1022922

you are like pathetic children. We Will shoW you the true poWer of our girth! the oceans are ours! the rivers shall run red With the blood of viking children!

>>1022947
Ist OP Dead?

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>>1022950
maybe?

>>1022947
We shall see, little fishy.

Unfortunately because of Shpee lands territory growing rapidly but its population not growing at the same rate there aren't enough people to guard or control sections 3 and 7. Those plots of land are now claimable. Also the former USSR has now completely lost its radiation, making the bottom half of plot 4 claimable.
>>1022877
You begin spending your resources on a port and strong navy

also can everyone namefag so I can tell who runs each country k thx.

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>>1023299

>>1023299
Set sail to find new lands m80.

Also set about constructing mines to mine Iron and Gold and the like.

>>1023303
Invade the island off western Shpeeland and start raiding coastal fez factories.

As soon as i go out for a while i get attacked by vikings.
Great.

>>1023303
Fuck.
I'll have citizens of Spyland fuck like crabs so we can get more population.
Make it a law or something.
Minimum 1 child per family.

And how's that research on submarines coming along?
>>1023482
Nigga you wanna 1v1 me faggot?
I swear on my fez, i'll rek you, mufugga.
>>1022953
You wanna help me blast this nigga, Whalebro?

>>1023615
I'll take both of you no sweat. Vikings stronk.

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>>1023904
Pshh...
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel... Kid.

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>>1023904
Best make that three, I want in on that action.

>>1023911
Fez brah, you want me in or nah?

>>1023918
I don't mind.
Everyone's invited, as long as they are on my side.

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>>1023615
yes. I will destroy this embecile with my mighty girth! its time to paint the town red!

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I'm sick of pol! once I'm done with the vikings I shall storm there lines! tonight the whales shall taste the blood of our northern foes! we shall destroy them and there pathetic wall!

>>1023918
Hey, at this rate there won't be enough of me to go around! Why not help out an enterprising new nation trying to make an honest living, eh? I'll give you, say, 30% of raiding profits for the first financial year, tax-free.

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>>1024004
I mean come on, he said that he could challenge our dominance of the oceans!! thats impossible! we are whales! MOTHER FUCKING whales!

>>1024034
And this is coming from a VIKING.
Pls.
Give me back the fezzes, and get the fuck out of my nation, or you will feel the wrath of Fezlords riding whales armed with american guns.

>>1024064
Ok, how about a compromise: you give me the island (tiny, can't even fit a factory on it!), I leave your fezzes alone, guaranteed, for a period of no less than 100 years plus defence of your west coast from seaborne invaders, and we both leave happy. What do you say?

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>>1024083
what about us. you threaten our hold on the ocean! were sick of you raiding our graverayds and making necklaces out of our deads teeth and using there ribcages to make tents! however cool it may look!

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before any one asks yes I do have an entire folder dedicated to pictures of whales.

my favourite species are sperm whales, shortly followed by beluga

Hey Gondoland.

Ally with us and don't sell weapons to any other country.

If you don't, well, let's just say we will set up labour camps in your territory

- /pol/

>>1024103
Firstly, you do admit it looks cool. You weren't using those bones anyway, might as well make use of them.
We've got some mutual intrests, I feel like we can work something out. How about this - you rule under the sea, we rule on the surface of the sea. I make sure no whalers from less salubrious nations *cough*/pol/*cough* come for your wives and children, and all you have to do is not disturb our vessels, maybe share some fish once in a while. That sound like a deal?

>>1024083
Make your people wear a fez, and we have a deal.

Also shit we gotta get that Natsoc rolling

Pumpin out construction jobs for every unemployed person in my country to create RTS defense towers south and east of 9.

Also executing any jews in /pol/and to reduce corruption and increase national pride

>>1024146
You'll also reduce national income if you kill the jews

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>>1024127
ok fine! you can use our deads bones, and you can help us defeat the tyranny of/pol/ (they say as they own literally millions of slaves) and you can have the oceans surface


but were still alowed to breach right? thats stuffs the shit

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>>1024133
>>1024083

hORNED fez's!

>>1024164
and you'll reduce national trust in the government by putting everyone who isn't a hardcore liberal into gulag

fucking commies

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>>1024199
have you ever thought "maybe there isn't a difference between concentratoin camps and gulags"


but then again I'm a sperm whale who almost got into a war with a neo viking, and I guess the same could be said for our brainwashing centres

>>1024199
You just went from retard to full retard in ten minutes.
Chill out, homie.
Have a fez.

>>1024219
>>1024220
The difference is that we only put criminals into concentration camps

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>>1024133
Hell yeah.

>>1024176
We're good with breaching, just try not to land on our ships.

>>1024232
Hey vikings, you seem like decent guys, want to ally?

>>1024242
Well that depends: are you willing to adopt paganism as your official state religion?

>>1024259
Yes, but a few adjustments might be made along the way. The journey into the occult is still long.

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>>1024242
>>1024259
I'd step back if I were you. I currently have no beef with the vikings as of now but I will declare full war if you make one more move

side note: /pol/ please stop searching jews in our stomachs. jonah was a 1 off, we don't just keep jews in our stomachs

>>1024288
kek okay

>>1024313
by "kek okay" I mean I don't give a shit if you stir up a WW2 re-enaction

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>>1024313
whales never lose

we aren't an army, or a natoin...we are the truth
but were also an infraorder

>>1024232
Hell yeah dude.
Rock that fez.
>>1024227
Yeah sure, "criminals".
Tell that to my nigga Rahim

>>1024327
I'm not sure if i should be creeped out or interested by you having so many whale pictures.
Keep going.

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>>1024327
I sure wonder who is behind this

>>1024288
Whoa, let's be civil here, gentlemen. I'm sure in time you and /pol/ can settle your differences, either peacefully or like men on glorious field (or river) of combat.

>>1024278
Sorry, but due to international tensions I'm afraid a formal alliance is too risky an investment for now. Keep my number, who knows what the future may bring?

>>1024330
Rahim sounds like a sandnigger's name

>>1024355
Don't worry, if there is a war, /pol/ will end up the winning side

>>1024363
Rahim is also a jewish name, you racist nigger.
You must wear a fedora, i bet.
You're one of them.

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>>1024344
>>1024351

I like whales. alot

also thats not s whale, thats a fat retarded albino porpoise

>>1024390
But why?
I wonder if a whale fetish exists...

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>>1024381

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>>1024396
I'm pretty sure I have some anthro whale smut somewhere

but, no I just really like whales. there no other animal thats really like them

>>1023303
If I'm not back by next turn, I would like to establish a seaborne trade route to wheels country, and engage in some light raiding of Polynesian oil rigs.

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>>1024433
I agree to the trade in advance, I intend on trading slaves for fine viking craft

I leave for an hour or so and OP STILL ISN'T BACK YET

DED QST

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>>1024411
knew I had it some where

this is the only sfw one I have, but here it is. proof I have whale smut. think of what you will.

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>>1024583
sadly it has wings but whaddya gunna do

>>1024583
Disturbing.
But also arousing.

>>1022853
deal, we will take the slaves.
PS. Probe the slaves and take them to a rehab center, where their minds will be freed and then force them into the worklife of a average gondola for they shall be thankful to have a free mind

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>>1026610
>>1022883
here is the first mark of weaponry for an average wheel. made by our finest engineers at heckler and gondola,berfection :DDD

>>1026633
Checked

>>1026613

>>>>>>1024125

>>1026653
>>1022649
i have already made an alliance with the wheels and sphees. gamem4ster has to step the poop up.

>>1026666
fug

well, at least we have that in common

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>>1023303
Fuck it i'm making update

/pol/ succesfully builds 3 RTS towers on the border to EBIL and Great America

Vikings diplomatically take over the tiny sphee island

Great America builds a mine

Shpeeland has a bunch of new population, and the first ever official commieblock

Gondoland sells whale guns to whales

Whales manage to invade and take /pol/ territory up til the great wall, which was where they were met with resistance.


did i fuck anything up?

a third of the /pol/ forces are fortifying the wall, another third are taking over the commie territory and the last third is distributed between Shpee and Gondola territory

Meanwhile, the government and propaganda offices are working full-time to increase population morality and well-being, ensuring that if another country ever were to take over /pol/ territory, there'd be rebels and hate for the new rulers

>>1026795
and the last third is between guarding Shpee and Gondola borders*

>>1026781
Research a more advanced navy and start raiding Polynesian oil rigs.

Is the HRE 2 EB dead?
Can I take over?

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>>1026781
Sorry I was late, I got banned for a while
>>1026940
Done
>>1026795
Done

>>1028860
Hey m8, can I take over the Holy Roman Empire since it looks like the original player is dead?

>>1028860
>>1028864
I will split it with you since he does not appear to be living. Call my cunt Serbska

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>>1028864
What do you want to call your country
>>1028872
Done

>>1028877
Call me Polis

>>1028877
Ayyy, you're back!
I make the city of Feztopia Shpeeland's capital

>>1028872
Mind to ally with me?
We newborn cunts must help each other in times of instability like these.

>>1028895
Can I ask you to guarantee the independence of Polis against the tyranny of /pol/?

>>1028904
I got your back.

I'm going to build a wall on the the american border.

>>1028904
We are very far from eachother, thus sadly i cannot guarantee anything, for now... Try to ask the Empire of Whales, if he shows up. He hates /pol/ just like all of us.

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>>1028892
Done.
>>1028895
Done
>>1028912
You begin wall construction

also reminder you all should namefag as your country

>>1028912
Since /pol/ still hadn't gone for a naval rearmament Polis will begin to build ports and shipyards to secure its and Serbska territorial waters, to keep them safe from pirates and vikings.

Whales can freely roam under my seas, they are nice lads

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we are here kick ass and eat coconuts, and were all out of coconuts

>>1028938
we are here to kick ass and eat coconuts, and were all out of coconuts.>:((((((

We will great mines on my great beaches.
Also finish the wall.

>>1028947
But friend! You beaches are almost what alone make tourists come into serbska!

>>1028918
Start spying operations on /pol/.
I spy with my little eye...

>>1028947
>>1028958
welcome new countrys, gondoland recognizes both of you with resbect>:D
wanna buy modern weapons delivered from space? i would prefer your manpower for trade but any reasonable goods would be acceptable.

any room to join team /pol/?

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>>1028976
I can provide you...
Alcohol
and
...
...
alcohol?
...
Want some very ergonomical shoes? We have those too.

Territory 6 if it's available. make it the joint province of PolK

Also Start oil plants.

>>1028958
The tourist will be working said mines;)

>>1028965
>>1024598
my allies, i opened a front with the pol as i bromised, i urge you to do the same.
i was thinking about shares within pol land,i take land 6, shpees take land 5 and wheels take land 9. what do you think about this ?

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d o n e

>>1029010
>>1028989
R E A S O N A B L E G O O D S
V O D K A
XD
i only accept this deal if you declare war to pol and send at least a single army to gondoland to fight. your armies will be fully equipped with bcar-h rifles and heat seeking manpads.(coconuts optional)

>>1029017
I don't really want to have a dorect war with /pol/. I was thinking of providing info on the /pol/ army's position and weaknesses with my shpees to help you guys, and maybe send some supplies your way.

>>1029017 I shall help in the fight against /pol/ once my nation is ready

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>>1029010
Good, now I try to boost my economy by creating more jobs: more roads shall be built, more buildings in general, and we will wall off 'murica!

Also, I try to shoo away the vikings and pillage some oil for myself.

>>1029017
Why, of course! A battallion of Polis marines are on thier way, and a small detachment of cruisers will harass the unguarded coasts of region 6.

Invade The Great America, It is rightfully Serbi land! (i will help agenst /pol/ with my land border)

>>1029010
I wish to attempt an insurgency from within area 2 of Shpeeland, stationed out of some of the factories by soldiers adapting the machinery into fighting tools.

>>1029025
I plan to give you American Territory
>>1029028

I join Serbska on the American front to claim land for my vodka breweries Polis!

>>1029028
>>1029023
this does not look positive for our future relations

>>1029040
Da! We are going to annihilate those fat slumps of meat, together!
Za Polis! Za Srbiju!

>>1029046
fuck i read that as ill help pol with its border problem thx

>>1029053
Za votke!
Our troops shall build siege weaponry and airplanes to overwhelm the pol border and leave none alive!

Also, I boost more my economy by actually... EXPORTING teh vodka!
That, and also create more factorie.

The Polis Serbska Alliance will NEVER DIE!
>>1029047

>>1029053
Transform the fez factories into weapon factories.
Proceed to attack tihis obivously heretical "New Shpeeland".

>>1029053
Excellent. we will use our existent infrastructure to produce Turrets. these turrets shall be sold to the highest bidder, so that we can afford the resources to complete our take over. Who wants turret guns!?

Build Factory and start invasion of /pol/.

>>1029053
Make a colony on that Polynesian peninsula, seize control of the oil refineries.

>>1029051
Gondolabro, I need bigger guns to put on my ships to bombard port- I mean to defend my lands. Ahem. Hopefully I'll soon be able to pay you in oil.

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>>1029057
give me vodka boi. whale anon is back!


what did I miss?

>>1029060
and this is how you declare yourself an enemy, were keeping a majority of the turrets, to use on you. but we should have enough left over to reinforce a single border, so who wants it?

>>1029065
Fuck off, technofag.
You don't just steal my land and get away with it.
>>1029064
Whalebro, you wanna help me with this problem of mine?

>>1029064
America got eaten and divided, three new nations were born and pol is under heavy siege.
Polis dislikes techno vikings.

Also yes, here, have some good vodka imported in your lands (or waters, rather)!

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>>1029065
any one who is an enemy of shpeeland is an enemy of the whales. we'll take your challenge!

>>1029073
if you ran a better industry, and paid your employee's better, this wouldn't happen. Gondoland, shall we push the rest of /pol/ 6 down, and give me some support with this whiney failure of a Fezlord?

>>1029080
Nigga my country is the one with the highest employement rate.
I bet you're one of those guys that don't like fezzes.
What a disgrace.

Our Factorys will produce the the highest quality berets. We will supply to anyone in need of hats.

>>1029085
we will take your Berets in exchange for the extra border defense turrets. do we have a deal?

Gondoland Would you like to join the Polis Serbska Pact?

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>>1029006
I'll wouldif it weren't for the wall!

RESEARCH BOMBS!!!

>>1029085
>>1029083

And this is how trade disputes are born.

One day, when all our proud nations will be nothing but dust, two single macro entities will still live:
Berrettia and Fezzia, and that will be the end of the world as we know it.

>>1029088
Make tons of C4.
Start some secret operations involving explosives and blown-up turrets.
That should help my army a bit.

>>1029083
I got your back bro, or rather your coast.

>>1029088
Blockade Giland's ports, sinking any outgoing ships and blocking any incoming ones.

>>1029088
if Gondoland agrees to afford support for Gilland's existence. we will assist in the capture of /pol/ territory 6 and then give it freely to Gondoland. all we ask is support for it's existence.

>>1029098
Fuck, forgot my royal horned crown.

>>1029096
Agreed

>>1029073
>>1029080
even though i do not condone my allies actions towards its citizens, i will not betray shpeeland.
neutral on the situation.

P.S. split the offensive and attack land 9 also, with the support from the newborn polis and serbska victory seems inevidable

now commencing pamphlet bombing of Shpeeland, expect immediate reduction of production as more and more workers become discouraged.

>>1029101
Thanks man, you deserve your fez.
Wear it proudly, brother.
>>1029103
Thanks to you too, man. You gondolas are cool guys.

Take more /pol/ and build sea-forts.

>>1029088
The proud Army of Polis begin to slowly but steadily advance into the now falling state of Polynesia (15) , claiming and pacifying the little stripe of land they take.

The Polis Air Force and the Polis siege battallions move forward to conquer the border fortresses of pol (lower 9), to secure a beach-head into the mainland.

Diplomats are sent to instigate rebellion into EBIL (13) so that border regions may defect to Polis, and the remaining parts fall into heavy civil unrest.

Za Polis!
No such evil nation shall have access to mass destruction weaponry!

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>>1029096
well whaleland will survive basically as long as shpee land survives. they're the cloak and dagger, were the sword and sheild. also I'm suprised were allies and yet we haven't been forced to were fezzes. strange

>>1029116
>>1029109
You may intend this message to be for him

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There was a huge tsunami on territory 7 which is now claimable

"on the nation state of Gilland.

we do intend to become a full county, and mostly be left to ourselves and run our businesses. but as it seems more and more people wish to violate the NAP, it stands to reason we must go against our wish to be simple auto makers and continue to build arms to defend against the oppressive Fez regime.

if we can't sit on our ass and mass manufacture. then we must muster our mustard and gas gas gas." - Local workforce leader, Mr. Hans Polo.

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can i build a space station in space yet? since i have everything else set

>>1029125
begin the Mustard bombing of Shpeeland area's in 2. ground troops to take over in mask.

We intend to set up a coastal colony in the now divided state of Polynesia. Also we enhance our great beaches

>>1029125
While Giland's war against Shpeeland continues, blockade Giland's ports, sinking any outgoing ships and blocking any incoming ones.

>>1029125
not so fucking fast
>BUILD MACHINE GUN DEFENSES
anyone wanna ally with me?
Also repulse the coast invasions

>>1029125
Infiltrate Gilland and organize assassinations of important Gillands. Generals, politicians, and that sort of people.

>>1029136
We intend to make a colony near yours. we are not agressive

>>1029140
i'll Ally, were going to have to do something about the attacks on my port some time soon, good thing I can't export anything atm.

>>1029142
that will not be taken lightly, however the next generation may be in favor of peace talks.

>>1029063
may i learn your stance with these countries:
wheels
polis
serbska
shpeeland

>>1029136
Sven, king of the great neo-vikings, we are both a sea-faring people, adept at using both the power of man and the power of wind to guide our destiny to everlasting greatness. We share much in common, would you like to ally with our land? we of course will recognize your sovereignty over the land you currently own, and will also support your endeavors as long as they do not directly harm my people.

Polis i need you to reinforce my colony and help my defences!

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While the War in the continent continues, the newbron states from the old HRE gain territories in significant victories alongside the /pol/ border, together with the Great Gondoland.

In the far North a civil war arises!
In the Great Nation of Shpeeland a separatist faction arises, seeking indipendence, only to find that it has the whole world against!

The ceeki wasteland left from the old Ussr reamins unclaimed, while a bit to the south a great tsunami aslmost annihilates an entire region!

>>1029153
Unfortunately, as you at war with gilland, I cannot ally with you at this moment, sven.
>>1029154
Serbska, I do not believe you are currently at war with gilland, i would be willing to let you keep the land you have claimed if you ally with me to remove the neo-vikings.
>>1029148
Continue building fortifications and turrets.

>>1029148
Create fake information about Gilland being hostile to /pol/ (that one on 5 in particular) so that they'll attack too.
And have my troops start wearing gas masks.

To my allies: i am not allying with /pol/ right now. I am just spreading false information and using them. I hope you understand.

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>>1029073
an enemy of the spies are enemies of the whales. full frontal attack on these "technofags"

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>>1029148
We unveil our new weaponry this year. Plasma casters. next year we shall have a very special surprise for our foes.

we are willing to negotiate with Shpeeland, we do not wish for a prolonged war, in fact we would enjoy a peace and trade between the nations. however we will continue to fight for as long as we have to and take what we must.

forces continue to attempt to advance, factorys begin making plasma casters and something else in secret.

>>1029153
We will surrender almost all of our colony in order to strengthen our friendship.

>>1029161
we have made it no secret that were no friends to /pol/ but that's only because they have been building camps when they should have been defending their people. we however, have no hostile intent against them at this point.

>>1029154
serbska, i do not have the man power to support you as i am now occupying 2.5 of the land before. But i would glady consider upgrading your arsenal if you consider>>1029093 but less communist, someting like benis :DDD union, this also goes for polis and wheel country.

for the civil war situation in shpeeland i want to send representatives of gondoland to see what truly is going on and call for a ceasefire until then.if both sides agree then i shall send representatives.

>>1029165
Great, I am glad you have done this great deed for our people, this action will be great for the future of both our nations.

>>1029154
Yes!
A detachement of Polis troops will help reinforce the Serb colony in Polynesia!
za saveza!

>>1029169
it would be pretty neat if gamemaster decided what happens here, jsut saying

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>>1029152
>wheels
Allied, agreed joint control of international waters.
>polis
Neutral.
>serbska
Neutral.
>shpeeland
Allied, debt of 100 years of coastal protection.

>>1029160
That is regrettable, but understandable.

>>1029165
I would warn you against allying with Polynesia, my friend. They are supporters of revolutionaries and sepratists: what's to say they won't do the same if you have a revolution?

>>1029148
Begin bombardment of Giland's ports, focusing on any that appear to be rich in industry.

>>1029178
the response shall be to close the ports and move industry away from those area's. retaliation will not come, yet. and it may never come if these attacks cease.

>>1029178
>>1029063
then a deal is made, upgrading of weaponry for exchange of oil

>>1029178
Sven, I do not believe in needless blood, but the separation of gilland was inevitable, their people and customs were radically different from those in sheepland, and it was not right to keep them under the unjust yoke of an ignorant elite.

>>1029189

Polis troops are moved to help secure the Serbian border.

Defense points are established along the Polynesian border.

Troops begin advancing into EBIL.

>>1029169
>>1029164
>>1029161
>for the civil war situation in shpeeland i want to send representatives of gondoland to see what truly is going on and call for a ceasefire until then.if both sides agree then i shall send representatives.

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>>1029189
so be it, unleash our full secret industrial militant might!

Unleash the hovertank! and advance upon Shpeelands lower territory on 2!

>>1029189
Begin constructing waka canoes powered by mana, and send them against the vikings, blockade their ports and attempt to send the land invasion force to blockade any water source they may have (springs, rivers and such), we will starve them out.

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There is a massive unexpected flood that kills everyone

>>1029200
?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>1029201
Rocks fall, everyone dies

>>1029195
We mearly wish to produce what we wish as we see fit with reguards to technology and quality of life improvements, and as you can see were very skilled at it, but Shpeeland makes that impossible, we have tried to secced peacefully, but as the old saying goes, if you want peace you must prepare for war. and so we are committing to our war effort. it's not that we wish to destroy Shpeeland, but we must I suppose.

((and apparently we all drowned. >>1029200))

Truly, 'tis a realistic experience of quest and roleplay!

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>>1029200
last survivor is space station gondola, i win yay

>>1029200
>>1029200
>implying this gets rid of me
For thousands of years, my people have traveled the waves in search of what some would consider the smallest, insignificant specks of land, a flood is nothing compared to the naval fortitude of my people, we will spread across the seas and oceans like cancer, inhabiting and discovering every speck of land to find. You cannot get rid of us.

>>1029211
This shos that Gondolia was the game master all along, damn GMPCs, always overpowered

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so long, the magus has fled the building.

>>1029200
Well, we are dead.
>>1029205
Now we can be friends.

hes not gondola but i am friends with him

>>1029200
Ah, but you did not expect my super-secret fez bunker! We can repopulate the world!

>>1029217
drowning is a requirement.

>>1029219
shhhhhhhhh

Well, it looks like we have to go back to live in the great Metro Underground!

AYYYYYYY CYKA!

>>1029219
>>1029222

OH, THE TWIST!

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i was gonna make memes out of this and present shpee gear and stuff dang, ended too soon

>>1029232
One of my plans was actually creating those with my factories.
T'is sad that it ended.

>>1029222
Will there ever be a follow-up, OP?

>>1029236
My friend >>1029219 says he'll make a new one

>>1029238
Cool.
Any ideas on when that might happen?

>>1029223
XD

>>1029238
Link it up when's possible m8

>>1029240
Balkan Wars, Electric Boogaloo may be an option but with fictional countries and awful jokes.

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>>1029200
we're whales, you technically just handed us the entire island

gg all ima go now
>>1029244
lmao yeah, its one gondola in space and whales left

>>1029200
Good thing we invested in that navy. We Waterworld nao!

>>1029244
Well, this was an unforseen turn of events.

>>1029247
Cya m888!

>>1029249
We did too m8, fite me ship v ship >:D

>>1029240
>>1029243
Im taking a map of Kazakhstan, some various other country and some islands to make a map. There will be lakes and stuff and alot more regions

>>1029257
Yay!

>>1029244
its not water its acid, caused by your allies pollution.

>>1029249
>Implying I didn't too
kek

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Sneak Peak?

>>1029281
Looks good
desu more islands would be cooler, but just get this started.
Claiming new zealand btw.

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>>1029286

>>1029319
btw might wanna start a new thread

>>1029319
Also, that's good, thanks.

>>1029319
Looking good! If we can claim nations now, I'm claiming 19.

>>1029345

this is the link to the next game!

>>1029345