Where's Martin?

>>724797
You can watch his stream right now, he doesn't even post here

>>724797
>/biz/

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SHEKEL SENPAI NOTICE ME PLS

>>724797
>What boards do you think he posts on?
None because he just visited this site for the first time today.

he's on /b/ right now

He's quite literally browsing /b/ right now.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8gjB1PSXv_oAUSAQ16S0fA/live

>>724855
>Martin Shekel
kek

>>725094
>>725109
welp, it's over

Is he fapping?

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He was browsing /b/ and he saw a dick and said "wow there's a lot of inappropriate material here."

He also figured out the catalog view pretty quickly.

I think he's in for a rude awakening though because he obviously has no fucking idea what 4chan is about and just thinks of it as this edgy meme factory or something.

>>725219
Probably something to do with streaming porn on YT

>>/b/706341601
The thread had about 3 replies when he got there, then he went AFK for some time and the stream went down for some reason

He's here >>>/b/706341601

>>725477
Probably got reported when he started looking at porn

>>725437
Like a lot of normalfags, he will probably assume /b/ = what all 4chan boards are like, get scared, and never come back.

But seriously, wouldn't Shekel-kun be worse than Hiroshima Nagasaki?

4chan was raped at the age of 13 if Shekel man buys it out.

>>725509
Our trusted gatekeeper.
And some people want to remove it.

>>725554
He'd probably monetize the fuck out of it so yeah

>>725592
We should do something, 4chan is already fucked up as it is

hes on periscope
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BdGYNEDMaLJX#

>>725642
D-did he say "I'm trying to buy 4chan"?
This is the end

>>725724
He said he's starting with a 5 million offer and will go all the way up.

What ever that means.

Hiroshimoot will never sell because he needs the user data to sell.

I love how everybody already forgot about Chinamoot being a fucking con.

>>725771
He literally said 4chan is "really edgy".
I hope you're right that hiroshimoot won't sell us.

Hiroyuki's j-joking, right?

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あなたが4chan売るのだろうか?
いええ、私はしない

"Are you going to give up 4chan"
"No, I'm not"

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I really want this all to be some fucked up dream, and chinkmoot is just pulling our leg about 4chan being broke, and Shkreli is just being an attention whore and isn't seriously about buying this site.

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Marty, baby, if you happen to read this, investing in this site isn't like owning a rare Wu-Tang album. Getting grilled by Congress and BigMedia and 10000 cancer paitents isn't like the pressure from half a million screaming autists.

You're in way over your head.

>>725851
Why do you want hiroshimoot own 4chan? Forgot about the 2channel story already?

>>725898
I want the pol tards to get hyped as possible only so they can feel ultimate ass pain

>>725898
>"not yet"

jesus fuck hiro

>>725911
I think shrekeli is pretty serious, and the site is going bankrupt, BUT I don't think hirochink will actually sell us, look at >>725898

>>725938
I don't, but shekel would be even worse.
Moot would be the wiser choice but he left us.

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>>725912
>the pressure from half a million screaming autists
keklmao

Isn't Shekelili going to prison soon?

>>724797

Probably on /biz/ to troll the users into buying into stupid shit and laugh at poorfags.

>>725938
I thought I hated those 4chan pass signatures, but having someone who wants to make this reddit-lite run the place is superlatively worse.

>>726027
No I think he only had to pay a fine

>>725951
>I think shrekeli is pretty serious

Yeah so serious he made an offer of $1.05 and said the whole thing was a ruse.

>>726172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP8sofAN4xc

we got trolled by peter schrelly

>>725437
>edgy meme factory or something
Yep, sounds about right.

>>726599

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>>725912
>the pressure from half a million screaming autists.
MARTY COME PLAY WITH US

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>>726172
Hey
>the whole

>>726790
>dat SG
I've never wanted one until now

>>726790
>Shekeli makes 4chan great again while being kept on enough of a leash to stop him being able to fuck up user experience
I think that's the most desired outcome. Alternatively we can gamble on how he'd run it if he straight up bought hiro out.

>>724797
Man, fuck this, I don't need this in my life.

>>725912
You're joking but that actually isn't something anyone wants to deal with.

>>726790
1 mirrion dorrar and you can have your own board

>>726790
Martin just said in his stream he might buy a 30% stake in 4chan. Hiro is apparently considering it to

>google this guy
>phar-
>closed immediately after
We're doomed guys

>>728603
anything phara is fucked. he simply played a system that's completely fried because of patent laws.

pick a drug with a small userbase, jack it up 500% and enjoy the shekels because no one can compete for it and the userbase needs it.

if he's browsing /b/ I just got back to see what he'd see there there is a shota thread, a BBC cuck thread, a furry thread, a SONIC furry thread, rate my dick general and a Florida meet and fuck thread all on the front page. They really cleaned the place up, mad respect to /b/tards.

I just want him to add a share to facebook button, my friends love my screencaps

>>729129
Thanks a lot, you stupid autist.

>>724797
He's a disgusting normalfaggot who only cares about /pol/ and nothing else.

He is not the right person for this site, under any circumstances.

>>729301
he posted on /biz/ before

>>729301
t. someone not /pol/

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>>729437
>(PBUH)

Assuming that Shkreli is actually dead serious about buying this site, wouldn't he still be, even by his own words, trying to make profit from 4chan anyway and since the whole reason why 4chan would be sold is the fact that it is unprofitable and people don't want to see changes to the site, so they support the sale, wouldn't it just solve absolutely nothing at all and possibly hand over the site to someone who might not even have any idea how the site works and would be willing to shit on it for shekels?