Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
Smart man.
Tomorrow I am stupid, so I won't do anything.
Changing yourself can change the world. But changing the world can also change yourself.
sounds gay
Don't step on a crack, or you'll break your mama's back.
Last year I was twenty-one, I didn't have a lot of fun. This year I'm gonna be twenty-two, oh my and-a boo hoo.