Why do witches wear such oversized hats?

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Nvm, figured it out. Because it's cute.

>>1543185
I need to start reading the manga, I absolutely loved the anime.

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>>1543305
Remember that episode with the cat?

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It's to attract mates. Warlocks know that large hats take effort to maintain and they see witches with big hats as very healthy and fertile.
Pic related.

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>>1543182

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>>1543182
To compensate for something small?

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>>1543182

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>>1543182

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>>1543182

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>>1543182

What is the point of this thread? Are you masturbating?

>>1543182
Witches don't exist you fucking retard, your real question is "why do people draw big hats on witches"
I'm going to rip out your kidneys through your dickhole

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>>1546011
Which witch would you bewitch?