How do you make up a good original username?

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Look deep into your heart.
If it doesn't come out original, then you weren't original to begin with and you must accept your fate.

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like this

Take what you like, and be retardedly literal with it. ie Bonesaw, PewDiePie, the second of which is just an onomatopoeia inspired by a character from South Park IIRC

I've never liked usernames personally; I usually just use my real name, or some functional description if I need to be anonymous.

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>>1541071
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>>1541079
OP here. I might plan to change my username, email and old accounts because lately I've become concerned about my privacy. Unfortunately, I still use Windows 10, so only semi-privacy can be achieved, even if I start anew, for now. I've used my current username for over ten years now and I've grown attached to it, yet at the same time I started loathing it because I don't like the name anymore, how it's pronounced, what it implies, etc. You see, there are several reasons why I'd like to change it.
I just now realized what a big impact this could be and many questions arose this week-- What about the people I'm in contact with now, should I inform them that I may change it? Should I keep my old accounts around, as a sort of "legacy", or should they all be deleted? Allow there to be some links to my new possible persona or not? Will a simply name change do? Decisionmaking doesn't become easier since a lot of people know me by my current handle by now. I just don't know what to do at this point.

>>1541079
>or some functional description if I need to be anonymous.

warriorboy2008

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Is your real name original?
Name changes are a thing people do lately.

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>>1541082
too many questions

just name yourself Sachiko and call it a decade.

>>1541082
Personally I've always used rather stoic names inspired by if not literally taken from players I've respected in other games. For example, a youtuber who made SSX videos of a specific game in the series but proceeded to delete his channel eventually. I literally just used his name in an MMO and it accepted.

Besides that I misspell words I like, but not in a pretentious fashion like some fags walking around with "inkingly" to pretend to have a one syllable name or similar. Sometimes a broken sentence like "drinkbleed". Stupid shit, and if you're literally roleplaying a character everyone has essentially My Little Pony names, intentionally or not.