How do you prevent wet dreams when you don't masturbate.

>>1517678
>twice every two weeks
would that be once a week?

>>1517689
No, it appears to be a fixed interval. It happens one night every two weeks and then I'll have my peace for the next 24-72 hours but then it'll squirt out again...

Why not just masturbate??

>>1517693
It grosses me out.

>>1517694
Which part grosses you out? Depending on your answer I may have to conclude you are clinically insane.

>>1517695
Everything. I perceive genitals as being dirty, since that's where urine comes out. I also loathe semen, its texture and everything is just obnoxious. I also have compulsive washing disorder, so there's that, you aren't too wrong.

>>1517697
Yup, you are literally insane. Stop polluting /qa/ with your mental illness and get yourself committed or something, you loon.

>>1517699
The only ones that shit on /qa/ is /mlpol/.

>>1517701
No, you are shitting up the board with your insane threads and posts.

>>1517702
I thought /qa/ was exactly for such threads. What is wrong with this one?

>>1517706
Seek help.

>>1517697
All animals are dirty in one way or the other. Humans are no different. Hating something for its apparent uncleanliness is hating yourself and the whole of the animal kingdom, bar the lowest of invertebrates.

>>1517695
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>>1517702
stop masturbating, retard. not everyone is addicted to porn like you.

>>1517706
unfortunately, that's not the case. the board you want is >>>/adv/
oh, and don't masturbate: it's degenerate.

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Great, another loony showed up..

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>>1517721
So why don't you fuck off back there?

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>>1517717
But /qa/ is where my frens are.

>>1517717
Masturbation in moderation is completely healthy, and doesn't show any signs at all with porn addiction.
Not masturbating, however, correlates highly with mental and physical illnesses, my theory is its due to you diverting willpower from doing things that would actually benefit you.
I know you think it makes you look like a cool stoic wizard, but it really, truly, genuinely just makes you look like a retard. Listen to me, and listen well, it makes you look like a fucking retard.
Thanks for reading.
>>1517721
I can't imagine someone spending the time it took to make this.

>>1517726
d00d wat?

>>1517724
hjaha drawn girl with big boobers do i fit in yet?

>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/
Not your psych.

Internet articles are better for this

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I MAKE ONE THREAD IN GOOD FAITH AND IT GETS *DESTROYED* BY CONCERNBROS. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!????????

YOUR ALL MEANIES! ;____;

>>1517732
What kind of articles? Like wikiHow?

>>1517733
Fuck off. Stick to afternoon to be retarded.

>>1517735
U AMD U HAM U JELLY HATERS GONNA HATE DEAL WITH IT AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY YOU ARE THIS MAD COME AT ME BRO U MIRIN' U MAD CUZ I'M STYLIN' ON U YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW XDDDDD

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>>1517739
get a f**kin life and get off your computer...why don't you go outside and get a tan...you know talk to accuial people...no your comp screen

>>1517733
Stop impersonating me.

>>1517743
lol who r u talking about fukkin nerd

>>1517745
Why do you think it was supposed to be?

The stealth bumping is strong in this thread.

>>1518166
F*** off.

gesa

>be a freak
>give ur mental disorder a funny name (compulsive washing disorder or smth)
>bitch about semen being dirty
masturbate in the shower retard
u will clean ur mess right after u cum, u prefer that or cumming in ur pants while u sleep faggit
either masturbate or kys

>>1518240
There are so many things wrong with this post I can't count anymore.

I think I gonna bump this epic thread lmao