It's 2 AM on a Saturdey
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old mod sitting next to me
Babysitting generals from /jp/
He says, "Son can you play me a memory
Of when moot used to be alive
It was great, it was shit
And we welcomed the neets
And there were 10 pages of cocks."
Request a ban you're the jannyman
Request a ban tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a ban spree
And you've got us feeling alright
Now Josh at the board is a friend of mine
He gets me hot pockets for free
And he's quick with a joke or to delete shitposts
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Jan, I believe this is killing me."
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a Google mod
If I could get out of this place."
Now VCR is a monster girl faggot
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Rapeape, who's still retarded
And probably will be for life
And the admin is gathering data
As the culture slowly dies out
The malware ads give a quick buck
The only thing he cares about
Request a ban you're the jannyman
Request a ban tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a ban spree
And you've got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturdey
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me moving threads to /jp/
And deleting every complaint
And the report cue is full of shitposts
And my cat rots underground
Niggy invades the place, and puts shite on my face
And says, "LMAOOOO JANNY'S AROUND"
Request a ban you're the jannyman
Request a ban tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a ban spree
And you've got us feeling alright
kys cat posting fat fuck
upboated for creativity.
I like the idea but you messed up the rhyme scheme pretty badly.
>>1507178
Yeah, I'm an ESL so some of the word pronounciations may be different than I thought.
>>1507319
I actually saged that post but seeing the board is being spammed I'll bump
I laughed. I cried. I came.
>>1507145
Billy Joel should sue you