Ever lose an argument here? This is the guide of how argue on 4chan, and it never fails to work.
(1) Examine his opinion. Does that post has a different opinion with you?
Yes: reply with "this" and express your point.
No: go to step (2).
(2) Examine if his opinion has similarity of any specific group such as reddit, tumblr, SJW, /pol/, MAL, etc..
Yes: attack him on that issue, and you win the argument.
No: go to step (3).
(3) Examine anything in his post that gives out his identity. Does he use a picture with phone, imgur, facebook, KYM filename, or saved from a specific board (/pol/, for example)? Does it has any phrases that can achieve the same goal (using "normie" instead of "normalfag", for example)?
Yes: attack him on that issue, and you win the argument.
No: go to step (4).
(4) Examine the format of his post. Does it have all-caps, all-lowercase, double spacing, or spelling and grammar mistakes?
Yes: attack him on that issue, and you win the argument.
No: go to step (5).
(5) Use greentext to express a parodied version of his post to make it easier to attack. Attack him on that issue with a reaction image, and you win the argument. Or simply call him a fag.
Try it now. It simply works.
Only children argue. Men can calmly discuss rationally despite having opposing views, and entertain elegantly for the audience while at it.
Good guide but you defended /pol/ so I hate it
>>1504574
>Anime
dumb weeaboo go back to /a/
Am I doing it right? Please help.
>>1504584
What you described is still an agrument but like you mentioned there is a difference between men arguing and children arguing. Arguments between men are about exchanging ideas and coming to a deeper understanding of a topic. Arguments between children are about proving how right you are or how wrong the other party is.
>>1504600
t. pseudointellectual
>>1504602
Not an argument.
My fave thing to do is just quotelink several posts calling them samefag while stealth summoning barneyfag to the thread.
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yu kan choos tu not asept it…
but…
BUT
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it estends…tu eboweewun…!
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yu kan swap me up nd mayk me kwy!
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but eye wil always wuv yu!
eben abtors eye dye dyes!
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por ebowee atom tat eye kan see
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al yu habs tu du is wet it fwow twoo!
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dun be afwayd tu get wet!
te watowr is onwee a vesowl
obs my wuv tu upon yu beeget!
>>1504627
you make me giggle!
>>1504634
watashino senmonha, tsukuruhitoga kusu kusu warau!
kusu kusu warai ni funka shi, geijutsuto yobu ni ataisuru ni nari masu!
yuuen chi ha korera no doraibu nashi no goraku no tame dake de ha nai,
yuuen chi ha tanni houhouha, watashiha doraibu!