I just started moving into a new house and the woman who lived there before left a couple of things found a pube on the toilet scrub brush and put it in my mouth. What have you done today /qa/?
>>1503534
Did you eagerly swallow it so that you could absorb whatever essence of the person within you?
>>1503547
Yes, considering I would have loved to have had sex with her and eat that tender warm hairy MILF pussy.
Bought a new television and started a new diet. Gonna see if this keto shit works. My bank account was also fucking locked out over the weekend.
/blog
nice blog
>>>/r9k/
>>1503558
Sucks about your bank account. You get it fixed?
Also, what kind of TV?
I need to go on a diet as well. I'm 160 pounds at 5'5"
>>1503569
Naw I have to confirm my identity but they're basically closed on weekends. Shit sucks.
A nice sony, small flatscreen. Probably what set the account off.
I would also recommend picking a diet that is suited to your needs. I'm trying to lose a lot of weight fast so I can start lifting, but most people wont need something so extreme
This thread has been targeted by the weeb mafia for not conforming to their posting standards..
>>1503585
That sucks, but that's cool as far as the TV goes.
I basically just want to thin down. Probably will lift small weights. I'd like to be in shape but I don't want to really bodybuild or gain a lot of muscle.
I know I'll be frowned upon for saying this. But I miss when I had the whole long hair, 100 pounds, wearing skinny jeans, etc. I felt a lot healthier and quick. I gained weight and started getting very sluggish and just feeling very unhealthy. Hell I'd settle for 125.
Why does this thread make the mafiosos so mad?
>>1504608
But why though?