IT'S HAPPENING

I'm not following this, wat happened?

>>>/pol/

>>1493454
>>>/pol/

>>1493449
Did you have a question?

>>1493462
>>1493467
no ;)

>>1493462
>>1493467
When were you diagnosed with aspergers?

>>1493454
Fox News is being sued for conspiring with the White House to plant fake news stories about the Seth Rich murder. As usual, /r/T_D and their useful idiots in /pol/ are pathetically trying to deflect.

>>1493471
go back to The_Donald then

>>1493508
About time people realize/pol is a psyop.

Kek meme is literally CIA mkultra

>>1493518
/pol/ is SVR/GRU not CIA

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Wordfilter Seth Rich for the lels

>>1493552
Go back to /ota/ faggot

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What a bombshell of a happening...

Does anyone dare crosslink a relevant /pol/ thread?

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>>1493645
lol butthurt

Lmao they're trying to slide this thread.

Seething.

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I can't figure out why sometimes 4chan saves my name and other times it doesn't...
I assume it's related to cookies.

>>1493660
>they're
You mean the weeb mafia. Credit where credit is due.

>>1493508
>The_Donald
Anything against The_Donald libtard?

>>1493661
You need to take your deep deep autism elsewhere. Not even a pol fag, but the stunt you're pulling is sophmoric.

>>1493676
cry harder bitch

>>1493676
Not him but you are wasting your time. He's been doing this for months now.

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Who is this guy again? Dunno politics very well

>>1493676
Autism has no cure, just ignore him.

>>1493688
Some democrat operative who died before he could blow the whistle on Hillary if you believe the conspiracy theories.

>>1493688
minecraft youtuber

>>1493688
He died for our sins.

>>1493449
No idea who or what this is but awesome.

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Slide it.......

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Woah, I'm super scared right now.

/ota/ running another bot again

>their bot is bumping a thread whose point is to spread ops message
how can you fuck up THIS hard? embarrasing.

>>1493676
>the stunt you're pulling is sophmoric.
No doubt your incisive comment has shaken him to the very core of his being and he is busy reevaluating his entire existence at this very moment.

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homu eating corndog

Why is /ota/ so obsessed with this board that they have to spam a thread they don't like to death

>>1494233
see https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1471832/

why is homu eating a corndog so cute?

>>1494233
this is one of the few good things that the weeb cabal does

>>1494244
see
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1408322/
devour mine member bro

>>1494244
They have their own site and yet still come here. Trevor really is a little bitch if he's so desperate to create a 2D/Random board.

>>1494252
trevor doesn't actually want a 2d/random board, he just wants a board where he can blog and collect attention to his heart's content

2d/random is something else

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I'LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON'T CHAP. YOU'LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEE woah fuckD TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.

I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MY SECRETARY, FOLLOWING A BARBARIC BEAVER BEATING THAT SLOUGHED OFF HER UTERINE LINING MORE EFFECTIVELY THAN HER OWN MENSTRUAL CYCLE, INFORMED ME THAT MY TWO LEAST FAVORITE ARTISTS, 311 AND SCOTT STAPP, WERE RECENTLY INVOLVED IN A SCUFFLE. HISTORICALLY A MEDIATOR, I FLEW IN MY LEARJET TO MEET THE TWO BANDS. THE TWO GROUPS WERE WHINING LIKE ANNA NICOLE SMITH AFTER INHERITANCE MONEY UNTIL I PREPPED THE MEMBERS OF 311 FOR THE IMPENDING IMPALEMENT WITH A COMPREHENSIVE COATING OF NUT NECTAR, GLUING THEM TO THE GROUND. AFTER SUSTAINING A BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE HEAD FROM MY CROTCH CRUSHING CONCUSSION CANE, STAPP WAS TAKEN 'HIGHER' THAN EVER BEFORE AS HE WAS BOUNCED LIKE A BABY UPON THE Z-MAN'S TWO-TON TROUSER-SCHNAUZER, WHILE THE 311 MEMBERS WERE HELD CAPTIVE BY THEIR OWN ASSHOLES LIKE BOWLING BALLS. THE FORCE FROM MY CULVERT-SIZED COCK SPLITTING STAPP APART WAS ENOUGH TO CAUSE HIM TO DEVELOP DUAL PERSONALITY DISORDER. AS STAPP PROCEEDED TO BLEED TO DEATH, MY STEADFAST SLUT-SPEARING SON-SIRING SKINFLUTE BURST THROUGH THE LEAD SINGER'S BVD'S, CAUSING HIM TO BREAK OUT INTO A RAPE-INSPIRED RENDITION OF 'COME ORIGINAL'. I COULD ONLY INTERPRET HIS SINGING TO INDICATE IT WAS TIME TO FINISH UP, SO I BURIED THE ALT-ROCK GREAT IN A GOOEY GRAVE OF GONAD GOULASH. MY GROIN YETI IS NOW THE SIXTH MEMBER OF 311, I GUARANTEE IT.

>>1494253
So then he needs to stay on /ota/.

Subject: LIVING LIKE A KING
Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 17:26:21 -0700

So I've been in Korea for about a week and a half now and what can I say, LIFE IS GOOD....I've got a spanking brand new 2000 sq. foot 3 bedroom apt. with a 200 sq. foot terrace running the entire length of my apartment with a view overlooking Korea's main river and nightline......Why do I need 3 bedrooms? Good question,...the main bedroom is for my queen size bed,...where CHUNG is going to f@*k every hot chick in Korea over the next 2 years (5 down, 1,000,000,000 left to go).... the second bedroom is for my harem of chickies, and the third bedroom is for all of you f@*kers when you come out to visit my ass in Korea. I go out to Korea's finest clubs, bars and lounges pretty much every other night on the weekdays and everyday on the weekends to (I think in about 2 months, after I learn a little bit of the buyside business I'll probably go out every night on the weekdays).

I know I was a stud in NYC but I pretty much get about, on average, 5-8 phone numbers a night and at least 3 hot chicks that say that they want to go home with me every night I go out. I love the buyside,.... I have bankers calling me everyday with opportunties and they pretty much cater to my every whim - you know (golfing events, lavish dinners, a night out clubbing). The guys I work with are also all chilll - I live in the same apt building as my VP and he drives me around in his Porsche (1 of 3 in all of Korea) to work and when we go out. What can I say,.... live is good,... CHUNG is KING of his domain here in Seoul.....

So,.... all of you f*@kers better keep in touch and start making plans to come out and visit my ass ASAP, I'll show you guys an unbelievable time....My contact info is below....Oh, by the way,... someone's gotta start fedexing me boxes of domes,...I brought out about 40 but I think I'll run out of them by Saturday.....

Laters,

CHUNG

Peter Chung
The Carlyle Group

>>1494250
see
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1374236/#q1387386_1
No thanks I already ate.

I hate all white people and Americans especially. We Koreans were so happy when our national hero Cho Seung Hui killed all those kojengi yangnom sekis. Dirty white people all need to die. We Koreans draw our power from hating others and racism. That is the Korean way. I look forwrd to the day we can killl more white people on college campuses. This is what a true Korean patriot believes.

All true proud Koreans should go buy some guns and randomly kill non-Koreans. I have orgasms when I kill people who are not Korean! Don't you? It is every Korean's dream before we die to kill as many americans as we can and spread our hatred to unite our superior Han people. We koreans are much smaerter and more superior to whites because we built a turtle ship 400 years ago whereas whites can only create the internet, telephones, computer chips, automobiles, and etc. Unless you believe in hatred of and killing whites and other non Koreans. If not, then you are not a true Korean. A true Korean patriot belives in murder of all non-Koreans!

True Korean patriots like me get up in the morning and the first thing we do is go straight to the computer and spend the next 24 hours on the internet trying to make as many anti-Japanese/anti Chinese posts as possible because we are insecure of our own Korean image. We know that white people think of Chinese and Japanese as respected powerful Asian nations with a remakable culture. However, we absolutely hate the fact that noone knows what Korea is excpet a place inhabited by a bunch of balloon headed, 3 foot wide faced, wife beating dog eaters who do nothing but scream and yell about how great and superior Korea is.

However, at the same time, we Koreans immigrate to other countries like a swarm of cockroaches b/c we know deep down inside our country is a 3rd world shithole of dirty trash strewn rotten cabbage smelling whores who sell their dirty snatch in massage parlors in Los Angeles, NYC, and Sydney. However, we are ashamed of this and embarassed. Thus, to make ourselvees feel better about our selves, we go to Asiafinest and try to make as many hateful comments about other Asian countries and Mexico/USA because we are so jealous of them. We want them to be below Korea's image but unfortunately, that will never happen b/c all intelligent people know we Koreans are barbaric monkeys who have a severe inferiority complex.

That's why I am so pissed off and angry. That's why I want to buy guns and just go ballistic and kill random foreigners. It makes my Korean little boy ego feel better about myself. Also, all of Korean men and kyopo people are just like me. The ones who are not racist and pyscho are traitors and the whites can have them for their own. A true Korean is racist and hatred is the guiding force in life for all true Koreans.

Spam this thread, get this shit off the board.

KanMaris make my day.

We may seek this Cerebrate, Cho Seung-Hui in horror and try to understand this brutal zerg commander and why he committed this atrocity. But beyond why he carried out this zergling rush, I think the more important issue to ponder is how he was able to commit this act. Terra has bred a culture and a perspective of violence and death, and repeatedly prove that they are a dangerous world to live on. These acts of violence have been occurring increasingly in the Terran Confederacy, and despite that they have suffered through tragedy after tragedy, they time and time again fail to do anything to stop it. Cho Seung-Hui was still carrying the larvae from the purchase of the Hatchery he used in the massacre. The fact stands that there is absolutely nothing keeping zerglings out of the hands of psychologically unstable people in the Terran Confederacy. They as a people must address this social illness, take responsibility for it and implement change so it can't happen again. Until this occurs, I will fail to be concerned with the self-inflicted suffering of a people that are too passive to take control of their own reality and destiny. I feel for the 12 SCVs that died and the Command Center that got destroyed in the hands of their own fatal culture, but thats as far as it goes. While we all turn our focus to this one massacre, we need to remember that this same culture is also responsible for the slaughter of what is estimated as being between 5000 to 10000 Zerg units. I hope that this tragedy in the Terran's homeland can help send the message that something is horribly wrong and that the Terran Confederacy needs to change. We Terrans need to rise up to do something about it, because we all know that our government won't.

Oh look /ota/ is running yet another bot to spam copypastas. Trevor just stop

1592 - Yamoto (formerly Jipang or Japon) invades Korea in what will go down in history as the Imjin War. In the six years following the outbreak of the hostilities the Korean army, of which Admiral Yi Sun-sin was arguably its most prominent commander and tactician, skillfully manages to bring the war back to the attacker's home on its own hook. At the daybreak of December 16, 1598, after a two months long siege, the town of Osaka is levelled by an unreported amount of batteries consisting of bombards mounted on cast-iron hwachas, thus marking the end of the conflict and ushering in the cession of southernmost Yamoto to Korea as its first overseas toehold.

1810 - After almost two centuries of weak but persistent border clashes with rogue peasant armies following the rout of Manchuria in 1636, Korea formally occupies Inner Manchuria and annexes it. In order not to upset the brittle policy of appeasement between the two countries, Qing representative Yishan accedes to sign the Treaty of Aigun on May 28, 1811.

1835 - A massive earthquake followed by a tsunami shakes the territory of Sanriku, northern Yamoto, claiming tens of thousands of lives. With its native populace having been sorely tried by a spate of natural disasters spanning two years and months of unrelieved famine, widespread upheaval gives rise to a belligerent lower-class front spearheaded by Oshio Heihachiro, bent on toppling the despotism of the corrupt Tokugawa shoguns. Before long the situation rages out of control, forcing Tokugawa Ienari to beseech the naval intervention of Korean ironclads moored in Shikoku in exchange of permanent military settlements in the northern isles.

ota is based

1853 - In the light of the abrupt shift of powers in East Asia, Commodore Matthew Perry sails to the Korean peninsula seeking to open viable commercial routes between Americas and the Far East by trying to loosen the two centuries old isolationist policy with Western powers of the Korean Empire. After lengthy talks Perry is the first foreigner to be admitted, as a representative of USA, in the court of emperor Gojong. There, he discusses his proposals in the so-called Convention of Hanseong, arguing the opening of the ports of Pusan and Nampo to unresticted United States trade. Perry departs shortly afterwards mistakenly believing an agreement between the two sides had been reached, unaware that the emperor had in fact stopped short of delivering official endorsement to the treaty as per his advisors' suggestion. A more equitable arrangement would be signed exclusively with France only 10 years later, on heels of the defeat of Admiral Roze.

1897 - The First Russo-Korean breaks out. In the wake of the Boxer Rebellion the Korean army, not regarded by the decadent Qing Dynasty as a foreign invader unlike its Western allies, occupies Outer Manchuria with the aim of flushing out and fight any future potential destabilizing cadre. Taking Korean presence as a hindrance to Russia's own interests on the zone, Tsar Michael II wages war on the Korean Empire but the army stationed there, weakened by previous clashes with Boxers, is unable to stymie the thrust of the Korean Army and is soon overwhelmed. The Treaty of Portsmouth, signed on September 5, 1898, would cede the entirety of Manchuria as well as rioting Sakhalin to Korea.

1900 - Recent Korean victory over the Russian invasor causes Meiji Restoration to come about. Meiji, nominal emperor of Yamoto, acquiesces in allowing Korea to become the sole deputy for both internal and foreign affairs of his nation by signing the Eulsa Treaty, thus turning to all intents and purposes Yamoto into a Korean protectorate. Formal annexation wouldn't occur until 5 years later.

1923 - The Great Kanto Earthquake strikes central Yamoto, causing unprecedented death and destruction. Widespread fires ravage Edo, sprawling beyond control mainly due to obsolete and unmaintained infrastructures as the former imperial family is reported missing.

>>1494266
Fuck off /ota/. Go back to your own site and stay there. You're never going to get a 2D/Random board and /jp/ will never accept you rejects either.

1925 - For the second time in history the Korean Empire is forced to take up arms against Russia. After six months of unabated border skirmishes the Korean Empire, previously neutral during the Great War, decrees the full mobilization of its army against breakaway White Russian rebels helmed by Roman Ungern von Sternberg, spread thin at the outskirts of the former Russian Empire. The subsequent victory over them would secure Korean rule over Yakutia and Kamchatka. Civil unrest erupts across the Bering Strait as Russian Alaska is being shut out of mainland Russia. USA occupies the territory as a precautionary measure.

1935 - Maritime Provinces become part of the Korean Empire thanks to a landslide victory of 91% favorable votes in the popular plebiscite. Alaska is officially declared an organized territory of USA as of May 11.

1942 - Still suffering from the combined effects of dust bowl storms and the ensuing worldwide stock market crash and staggering unemployment rate upsurge, depression-stricken USA sees no other choice to overcome the crisis but to devise a surprise strike on the Korean Empire, the "Thoroughfare of East Asia", in hopes it would cut its hegemony down to size as part of a desperate bid to forcibly open the country to one-sided economic agreements with North America. President Charles Lindbergh sanctions the preemptive attack on the Korean fleet docked at Guam on December 5, which would be carried out just two days later. World War Two begins.

>>1494282
why would an isolated board unrelated to /qa/ want to protect /qa/ from your attempts to shit on it? Get a grip, schizo freak

>>1494257
i mean /ota/ isn't great but this thread is even more shit than /ota/

like if this were a 4chan thread or some sort of actual metathread i could buy your argument but why you would make a stand in this shit thread is beyond me

>>1494257
/ota/ kicked them out, they're on 8gag/jp/ and other smaller spinoffs like hima and merorin
see
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1436800/#q1436972

>>1494282
I'm here to stay and all you can do is bitch about it. So fuck off back to whatever board you browsed before you came in post-2016.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

>>1494293
You got here in February with the rest of them.

>>1494290
Why do you buy into his shitty concern troll shtick. He's mad at "/ota/" because "/ota/" spams or flushes out his /pol/ bait threads and other nonsense that he creates to try and destroy /qa/'s community.

A fearsome art.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

From Kendo to Aikido

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>1494290
If this board had actual moderation and rules this thread would have been deleted pretty quickly. But the mods have given up.

I know several of you don't believe in the power of Aikido. I can see why you believe that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Shit

Years ago, I was a Gap youkai, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I manipulated the boundary of life and death, he reversed it like I was a mere Rumia. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing Danmaku Bounded Field, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>1494300
because i agree with him that most of the 2d/random (blogging + 2D pictures) threads garbage and he's making everyone who doesn't like them look bad

>>1494306
if fishes were wishes we'd all be rich but they're not
what's new

i always get a laugh out of the self-professed /jp/ experts who learned everything they know about it from reading /qa/
soon enough you will know more about ota and other spinoffs than the people who are supposed to be from there

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.
Strength 2

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

Aikido does not deflect attacks. It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force. A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.

That is the power of Aikido.

Today I had the opportunity to fight a MMA fighter, and I declined.

No, it's not because I was chicken to fight, I notice that he wasn't worthy of fighting, in fact, no one in the past week who had challenge is worthy. I don't like holding back to have a challenge.

I wish I was weaker, so I can fight without having to hold back.

>>1494315
even to this day there are people who continue to insist that all "true /jp/sies" are on the spinoffs
your guess is as good as mine

I'm sure many of you have horrible posture from sitting incorrectly when using your PC, slouching to reach the keyboard.

There is a solution.

Aikido.

I used to have a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like the hunched back of notre dame.
It all changed when I took Aikido, my back straighten and strengthen.

Now I look like a confident young man ready to take on the world, not a recluse trying to get back into his shell.

Women love a man with good posture.

Have some love handles that you would love to get rid of?

There is a way. A quick way.

Aikido.

You will be down to 10% body fat by the forth month, while learning the most effective martial arts at the same time. I used to have fat around my stomach area, did Aikido, now my six pack can be seen by all the ladies.

Become fit and kick ass at the same time.

Plant it

I decided to take a stroll in the park today in my Aikido suit as I like to call it, the weather was great. I found myself a great spot for doing Aikido techniques, as I train, a beautiful woman came up to me and tapped my shoulder. I was so immersed in training that I mistaken her as a threat and grabbed her arm, tossing her to the ground. I quickly realized my mistake and apologized, she accepted the sincere apology of mine.

Afterwards she asked me what I was doing, I explained to her that I was practicing the ancient and mighty Japanese art of Aikido, she gave me her phone number, wanting to discuss more of Aikido.

An obvious excuse to meetup once again to have sex because I already told her everything about Aikido.

I'm the best student in my Aikido class, good enough that the instructor has chosen me to do a Aikido demonstration next Sunday.

Problem is, I get nervous infront people, always had it. In school I always tried to be last to present, this didn't worked well because the students who presented before me, always had an amazing presentation that would me feel like shit and more nervous.

Does /jp/ have any tips to be less nervous when performing infront of large groups of people?

Have you ever been in love, /qa?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

I practiced Aikido for several years. My dojo was across from a Karate dojo, who would often give us rude remarks, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, as I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding bus. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

>>1494326
>>1494315
Can't you /jp/ experts and true /jp/sies control the freak spamming the thread right now? He's one of yours after all.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on Sanae when this bulky otaku comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

>>1494349
He's been on 4chan since before you were born.

Why does the pepespammer falseflag us by reposting old /jp/ stuff?

He always spams anime nobody here is into around the same few hours a day, fucking faggot.

>>1494349
The time of your concern trolling has long since passed. You are a nuisance.

My Dad is a master of many martial arts- Taekwondo, Kendo, Sudoku, Go... you wouldn't, no, COULDNT believe your eyes.

He always told me his true power was due to his learning of aikido(he has a black belt but doesn't consider himself a master of the true art, as everyone is a student forever in Aikido). With Aikido, he can end conflicts without hurting anyone, by redirecting their own energy into a armlock or trip that is inescapable(because how can u beat yourselff...?) and he just asks the defeated person if they have calmed down before he lets them go... very beautiful martial arts, aikido is. They say you can even reverse direction of an entire car if you know how...

>>1494349
i'm an otalad /jp/ reject so i dunno dude

>>1494349
>Can't you /jp/ experts and true /jp/sies control the freak
do we look like moderators or law enforcement officers to you? no? then obviously fucking not.

>>1494349
make you own bot and spam their threads too

So I have just started reading AIKI, a manga that's centered around the martial art Aikido and it just blew my mind.

Aikido is incredible. I just can't words how strong it is. It basically works by absorbing the entire force of an object and redirecting it. It would be, for example, be possible to crush an elephant with it's own weight when it steps on you, or deflecting a rocket. I did some research and found out it was invented by an ancient japanese physics professor and utilizes the laws of nature and philosophy to bring down it's opponents. If it wouldn't be for the defensive mentality of Aikido practioners, I am sure they would rule over Japan by now.

So, what do you think about Aikido /qa/? Anyone mastered this ancient art and experienced it's power?

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT im tired of your shit about aikido being a powerful martial art. its not even a fucking real martial art you fucking dumb weeaboo shit. all those fancy throws and submissions are the exact same bullshit you see in fake american wrestling shows. you use aikido in a fight against any real professional fighter you'll get your ass kicked. period. fucking stupid weeaboos

garbage day

For real, what does an Aikido practitioner do against a trained wrestler?

The way I see it, if a wrestler is careful and gets into grab range he will have an advantage.
As far as I know Aikido isn't about throwing punches, and that's just great for a wrestler who's main objective is to get a superior position.

And if the wrestler would get into a superior position, then it would be over, all of wrestling is to get into the superior position and maintain it.
All of the wrestler's training would have gone into it, wheras the aikido practitioner wouldn't be trained for the same situations.

What would an aikido practitioner do?

>>1494353
>Why does the pepespammer falseflag us by reposting old /jp/ stuff?
Why can't you accept that some people from /jp/ are just retarded? Not every single shitpost is a falseflag.

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I have gone through the process of producing multiple various blades for an amount of times exceeding a thousand.
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>>1494291
No they didn't. They just said that to throw people off of them

I am the Bel of my Air.
CTRL+C is my body, and CTRL+V is my blood.
I have reposted over a thousand posts.
Unaware of post limits. Nor aware of flood protection.
Withstood bans to ruin many threads.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life is Unlimited Copy-Pasta Works.

I am the bone of my SICP.
Scheme is my body, and Lisp is my blood.
I have typed over 1024 parentheses.
Unknown to Java.
Nor known to C#.
Have withstood emacs to write many programs.
Yet these skills will never lead to a career.
So as I pray, Unlimited Satori Works!

I am the kami of my 2GET.
DQN is my body, and VIP is my blood.
I have created over a thousand kusosure.
Unknown to world4ch
Nor known to 4-ch.
Have withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Yet, those posts will never contribute anything.
So as I pray, Unlimited Troll Works. </aa>

I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.

Newsflash, retards: It's not "/ota/", /jp/, "discord", /pol/, or any other that's raid-site behind the 2D/pepe spam. It's [s4s]. They've been a plague on this board since day 1.

I am the epic of my fail.
Stick is my body and fail is my blood.
I have created over a thousand threads.
Unknown to b&, nor to age,
have withstood sagebombs to create many threads.
Yet, those hands will never win anything.
So, as I pray, UNLIMITED FAIL WORKS

>>1494361
that's constructive, thanks

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I have corrupted over a thousand ASCII.
Unaware of thinking.
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Fucking faggot discord raiders trying ti shit up this thread and blame otaku

>>1494353
>>1494371
samefag

>>1494389
Fucking /jp/ reject otaku spinoff faggots stirring up shit and trying to blame discord

>>1494389
i don't think it's possible to make this thread any more shit than it already was

>>1494390
Nope. The metashitters that use anime pics in the OP are obvious falseflags, but these idiots can't comprehend it when it's the other way around.

Thanks for spreading word of who killed Richard Spencer OP i learned alot

It's really saying something at how angry these people are at their epic thread getting spammed. This is the thread they want to post on /qa/ when they complain about those mean /ota/ bullies stopping them.

>>1494398
You give them way too much credit. It's kopipe. It takes up space.

kek /int*/ still playing yall like a fiddle

>>1494400
Go back to /ota/

>>1494400
>It's really saying something at how angry these people are at their epic thread getting spammed.
not all of us are shit eaters like that guy

it's not our fault the loudest guy is kind of retarded

>>1494405
It makes no sense for /ota/ to care about /qa/. Why would anyone willingly leave that place to be surrounded by subhuman drama retards like yourself? I'm /qa/.

/bant/ truly does own this place, wow. I didn't expect my thread to get this much attention.

>>1494409
You got here in February and defended /qa/ from the hordes of /mlpol/. Now you won't leave.

Proud of /qa/ rejecting this garbage in force

>>1494410
your thread is now a containment thread for stupid people

gratz man

>>1494406
So what is this "us", hmm? I think your tongue slipped, dude. You're supposed to pretend to be an organic /qa/ user.

>>1494416

You're from /mlpol/

>>1494417
As the 4chan meta board, content and posters from all 4chan boards is welcome on /qa/. Including /pol/ and /jp/. However /ota/ is not a 4chan board.

>>1494420
>So what is this "us"
you grouped all people who don't like your mass-manufactured garbage threads into a category of users to which i am now referring

>I think your tongue slipped, dude.
i know for a fact that you're a retarded conspiracy theorist

>>1494416
I got here on /qa/ in 2015 and me and you have had this discussion before as you probe for more information about /qa/ so you can pretend to know about. I'm not going to converse with you, but we need to hit bump limit.

What is this, a poop castle?

>>1494419
Thanks, I'll make some more when this one is done.

>>1494422
I'm from /qa/. I'm not the one saying you're from /ota/ though. I'm the one who thinks you're more likely to be merorin or 8gag/jp/.

>>1494431
keep up the good work
people were getting too complacent around here anyway

>>1494426
>mass-manufactured garbage threads
You're complaining about random fun threads created to push off shit like this thread here? I hate to tell you this, but /qa/ never had 140 threads of deep, quality discussion. Go make a real meta/discussion thread and I'll be one of the people that keep it bumped if I can.

>>1494422

Yeah sure, and still rekking you butthurt /qa/eers

keep bumpin lol i can make more

still need 30 more posts

>>1494449
So what i aint helpin u

>>1494453
why not?

>>1494444
>You're complaining about random fun threads created to push off shit
fun is organic, not manufactured
threads created for an ulterior purpose are rarely actually "fun"

>make a real meta/discussion thread and I'll be one of the people that keep it bumped if I can.
i'm long past actually making threads for meta anymore
i just want to pass a portion of my bitterly won knowledge onto others

>>1494453
what a jerk

>mfw I was here for moot's q&a
>mfw this board made me realize how fun trolling can be
>mfw been here ever since and also browse mlpol
>mfw spam both 2D garbage threads and /pol/ threads until people beg for the board to be deleted
>mfw king of the drama
:) <------ here is my face because images are disabled

>>1494457
who are you quoting?

>>1494455
I thought you seemed familiar.

>>1494454
psh

>>1494456

no u

>>1494459
dead meme

>>1494457
There you have it folks, the epic puppermaster herself

>>1494464
can't handle the bant lol

>>1494460
don't forget, you're here forever

>>1494464
...
did you not see
>>1494401
>>1494410
>>1494422

>>1494469
retard

la la la

Ever notice how anime was fine on /qa/ up to 2017 then the discord started playing both sides with pepe and stuff stoldem from /jp/?

>>1494471
I can't believe I got so trolled
>>1494467
no u
>>1494472
shut up

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Don't feel bad guys, I'm sure your pepe and /a/ template threads will sprout into their own culture.

Old /qa/ is a myth.

>>1494476
Anime is still and will always be fine on /qa/. Only one group wants an e-war and it's not /qa/

300 POSTS

WE DID IT REDDIT

>>1494476
You got here in February.

>>1494482
It isn't the anime that is bad it's the spinoff weebs who keep shitposting with it.

>>1494479
tits or gtfo

>>1494485
retard

>>1494485
fucking retard

>>1494484
>he thinks the bump limit on /qa/ is 300

>>1494484
bump limit is 310 you fucking redditor

>>1494487
>>1494488
You only call me a retard because deep down you know it to be true.

>>1494492
is this retard serious?

>>1494492
jesus christ what a retard

>>1494485
sadly, this

>>1494492
how will they ever recover?

>>1494492
o i am laffin

310th reply. I won

>>1494495
Yes and I'm not a retard, I'm right and you know it.

>>1494492
retard

>>1494500
>314th reply
jesus christ

>>1494492
lol retard

inb4 saber riding a banana eating a corndog with tenshi shouting Who HOMU here?

are we having fun yet?

based

Who HOMU here?

>>1494509
this thread is unironically the best one on /qa/ right now and that's really sad
this is the same kind of sentiment /v/ has

>>1494512
Nobody here but us frogs.

perro caca

this whole thread is a fuckin cuckshed

>>1494549
Seething

>>1494549
Be sure to note that in your report when you go back to /pol/.

>>1494553
Seething

>>1494558
Yes you caught me. I'm seething right now. I'm hyperventilating with rage and shouting racial epithets at maximum volume. Should I continue?

>>1494573
You'll keep crying no matter what I do, because I own you. You seriously have no idea how much control I have over this board.

>>1494553
Go back to /ota/

>>1494577
look out guys, bigshot coming through

weeb mafia BTFO

Down the drain