The shut-in girl who lives above me is blasting an*me. Should

>>1483836
Take a shit in front of her door.

Is she cute?

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>>1483837
Is that how normies ask each other out now?

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>>1483839
I've only heard her voice when she shouts expletives.

I know she's a shut-in because I never see or hear her leave.

>>1483842
Does she sound attractive?

If you're good looking yeah it should be easy

Knock on her door and show her this thread

but first make sure you take a shit in front of her door, this is an important part of the courting ritual...

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DO IT DO IT DO IT GET YOUR GF

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>>1483850
She sounds angry and autistic.

>>1483862
Like print it out and put it in her face?

>>1483864
this is very important

>>1483842
how do you know he's a girl?

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>>1483870
It's a girl's voice, idiot.......

Did you try doxing her? Look up the apartment number, find her name then you can find her internet footprint. I'll do it for you and message her saying who you are and you're below her to break the ice if you want.

>>1483836
Order a pizza to her room then watch from afar. If she's attractive, get close to her.

trevor...

Trevor ni youkoso...

I'm gonna do it.......

>>1483867
>>1483862
This is actually a good idea, print it when it gets archived and slide the thread under her door then knock on her door and run idk, even if you don't tell her that you want to be his bf she'll feel happy someone cares for her, sounds cute in my head

Ask her what airing shows she's following and see how she stacks up against the T list.

DO IT

SHIT IN FRONT OF HER DOOR

DISPLAY YOUR VIRILITY AND MASCULINITY

do it fgt

Do it or you'll die alone and crushed by regret

I don't think there's a girl at all..

Keep us updated on this

Like, knock on her door if she's good looking you ask her if it was anime tht she was watching, that could hear it from your room, that'll make embarrass you will have upper hand, if not good looking, you tell her you got the wrong room and leave.

>>1483842
How do you know she isn't just a prostitute working from home? Judging people is why you're alone, loser. Now apologize for saying mean things to the whore!

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>>1483995
>Judging people is why you're alone, loser.

This is probably true for me. I'm a literal scumbag

you can, but if she says yes then you will become another normalfag and won't be welcome on this site anymore

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>>1484055
But the rest of the world are scumbag normalfags

>posting in a T thread

lmao embarrassing

I'm quoting my inner monologue

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>>1483836
No.

How do you know she's watching anime? What anime does she watch?

Offer to suck her cock

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>tfw you've never met and even seen a shut-in or weeb girl and probably never will
>tfw I'll never meet a girl like me or who shares my interests
>tfw the people who live up from me have sex really loudly and have obnoxious parties at 2am on a weekday, but I don't want to be "that guy" so I just put up with it
>tfw blogposting and I don't give a shit

>>1484100
Whom are you quoting?

>>1484100
Ignoring your /r9k/esque post, meeting a shut-in girl is not worth it.

>>1484108
Why not? I'm a total sperg so I have no chance of finding someone a normalfag gf and surely I'd feel more comfortable around another loser, right?

>>1484108
like you know what's worth anything fuckgtard

>>1484127
Women can't be losers, it's time to embrace the gay and start frequenting the nearest gloryholes.

>>1483836
That depends. What anime is she blasting?

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>>1484149
Fuck off faggot, I can dream of a pure weeb hikkineet gf

ITT: autism

>>1484168
they are smelly and chubby and mentally ill

>>1484169
Glad you could join.

Worst thread on /qa/ right now.

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>>1483836
Blast this.

this thread reminds me of "weeb fetish" threads on /bant/

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>>1484174
>smelly
I like female body odor.

>chubby
I also like this.

>mentally ill
What female isn't?

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>>1484180
I think you mean best

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I did it, guys.

It turns out she was actually blasting 'nime to get my attention.

>>1484219
pic unrelated

>>1483874
That doesn't mean anything. These days many anime watchers are trannies

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>>1484291
How could she know you were a weeb fuck too?

>>1484299
Looks like Trevor was doing it for attention.

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>>1484299
Funny story that.......

did you suck her cock?

>>1484331
I also would like to know this

Dumb thread

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>>1484291
What did you say?

Wait a minute! Trevor lives at home, meaning he has no upstairs neighbor, meaning there is no girl! It looks like Trevor has bamboozled us all! Get him!!!!

lmao big t got you guys again

>>1483836
Provide sufficient evidence as to allow for me to make a formulated and high-quality post please.

>>1483897
YAAAAAAAAS YAAAAAAAASS /qa/ is after all epitome board of shit!

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It's weird semi-dating your upstairs neighbor since you can sort of hear what the other person is doing if you try.

She's also started stomping on the floor to get my attention which I can imagine becoming very annoying.

I think I may have made a huge mistake.....

>>1483839
She's a skeletor.

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Either go talk to her or give me your address and I'll come fuck her and you can listen

>>1484863
Um, can you stop lying on an anonymous imageboard? Weirdo freak.

>>1484863
What's wrong with you? Why are you making these posts