A pepe a day keeps the weebs at bay.
Doesn't look very effective to me.
>>1478987
It takes a village. If 100 anons would each commit to posting just one (1) pepe on /qa/ every day, it would make a real difference.
>>1478992
Brilliant idea anon! If everyone on earth gives me one cent I'd become a millionaire with ease!!
>>1479003
It's been done before.
http://www.npr.org/2014/09/06/346155274/the-kid-who-crowdfunded-his-college-education-in-1987
>>1479017
But nobody has managed to get rid of a herd of weebs before
that sure worked for 4 months you've been here spamming every day
>>1479587
Tell me about spamming things here every day
>>1479587
>that sure worked for 4 months you've been here spamming every day
Typical weeb mafia hypocrite
This obsession has gone on for too long...
>>1478982
Haven't seen that one in a while.
>>1479913
The weeb mafia's obsession with turning this board into 2D/Random has gone on for six months.
>>1478982
Can confirm.
>>1478988
I see what you did there
>>1479587
you do know that it's us who has been spamming this shithole, right?
Sleeping late as usual, ...eh Akari?
>>1481359
wikwid...yor stil awyb...
>>1481366
I won't die. ...as long as you still live.
>>1481369
tu bad
it wuks wyk yor webowooshun was a paylyor
>>1481372
Just because you've destroyed Tomato Gear doesn't mean I'm done fighting.
>>1481375
pyteeng?
wat ar yu weely abtowr?
>>1481378
A world where warriors like us are honored as we once were...as we should be.
>>1481384
tat wuz te kwub fowndowrs pantasee
>>1481391
It was her dying wish! When she was young, during the Great Nosebleed War, the world needed girls like us. We were valued then. We were desired. But things...are different now. With all the liars and hypocrites running the world, amusement isn't what it used to be...we're losing our place in a world that no longer needs us. A world that now spurns our very existence. You should know that as well as I do. After I launch this weapon and get our billion laughs, we'll be able to bring enjoyment and humor...back to this world gone soft. Camaraderie will breed camaraderie, new loves will arise. Then!...we'll steadily expand our sphere of influence.
>>1481400
but as wong as ter ar peepol...ter wil always be amyoosment...
>>1481401
But the problem... is balance. Mother knew what type of a balance was best...
>>1481402
is tat te onwee weeson?
>>1481403
Isn't it reason enough? For amusers such as us.
>>1481404
eye dun wan tat kind ob wohrld!
>>1481405
Ha! You lie! So why are you here then? Why do you continue to follow your orders while your superiors betray you? Why did you come here?
>>1481407
......
>>1481408
Well...I'll tell you then. You enjoy all the laughing, that's why.
>>1481409
wat!?!?
>>1481412
Are you denying it? Haven't you already laughed with most of my comrades?
>>1481414
tat wuz...
>>1481415
I watched your face when you did it. It was filled with the joy of amusement.
>>1481416
yor wong!
>>1481419
There's an amuser inside you... You don't have to deny it. We were created to be that way.
>>1481420
kwee...ayteded?
>>1481421
Les enfants en cristal...the crystal children. That's what the project was called. It started in the 1970's. Their plan was to artificially create the most powerful source of amusement possible. The person that they chose as the model was the girl known then as the greatest living amuser in the world...
>>1481425
te owijinal fowndowr...obs te amyoosment kwub...
>>1481429
But mother was wounded from laughing too hard and already in a coma when they brought her in. So they created us from her cells... with a combination of 20th century analog cloning and the Super Frendo Method.
>>1481432
supowr fwendo metod???
>>1481434
They fertilized an egg with one of mother's cells, and then let it divide into eight clone babies. Then they transferred the clones to someone's uterus and later intentionally aborted six of the fetuses to encourage strong fetal growth... You and I were originally octuplets.
>>1481435
oktupwets...
>>1481436
Yes. The other six of our sisters were sacrificed to make us. We were accomplices in laughter before the day we were even born. So it was you and I. Two fertilized eggs with exactly the same DNA. But...they weren't finished yet. They used me as a guinea pig! To create a phenotype in which all of the dominant genes were expressed.... to create you. I got all of the recessive genes!
>>1481438
......
>>1481439
You took everything from me before I was even born! But... you and I aren't his only children.
>>1481441
wat?
>>1481442
The Yuru Soldiers. They too are her progeny, carrying on her genetic legacy. But they're different. They're digital. With the completion of the Anime Genome project the mysteries of 2D entities were laid bare...
Thanks to mother's DNA, they were able to identify more than sixty 'yuri genes' responsible for everything from strategic thinking...to the proverbial 'amusement instinct'. Those 'yuri genes' were transplanted, into the membrane of Next Generation Special Forces. That's how they became the Yuru Soldiers. That's right...The Yuru Soldiers that you've been laughing with are our sisters, with the same genes as ours.
>>1481448
>>1481449
te yuru soljowrs?
>>1481452
That's right. They are our sisters, created artificially through the alignment of nucleotides to mimic our mother's genes. They too are the product of numerous sacrifices.
>>1481458
sakwifyses???
>>1481460
Human experiments.
1991, the Gulf War. The military secretly injected club memebers with the yuri genes. The Gulf War Syndrome that hundreds of thousands of returning club memebers complained about, was a side effect of it.
>>1481462
ha! ebowee wun nos tat te gulf wawr syndwom was kawsed by espohshowr tu depweeteded yoreeayneeyum yoosd in anty no fun awowd wownds
>>1481464
That was just a cover story issued by the Yuragon. First they tried to say it was post-amusement stress disorder, then chemical or biological weapons. The poison attitude detection units and the anti-meanie injections. They were all just a cover up of this secret genetic experiment.
>>1481466
so ten...te so kawld gulf wawr babees tat habs ben weepowrted by gulf wawr petowans ar...
>>1481468
Yes...They too are our brothers and sisters.
>>1481469
so te yowru soljowrs meens te espeewiments wuz a sukses??
>>1481472
Success? Don't be a fool! They're a complete failure! We're on the verge of extinction.
>>1481474
wat?!? ?!! ?!
>>1481477
Have you ever heard of the Asymmetry Theory? Nature tends to favor asymmetry. Those species which have gone extinct all show signs of symmetry. The Yuru Soldiers suffer from the same problem... signs of symmetry. So do I, as do you.
>>1481478
!!!
>>1481479
That's right. We are all on the verge of death at the genetic level. We don't know when or what type of disease will occur. That's why we need the old hag's genetic information.
>>1481480
yu wan te matweeark bohs guwrl obs te amyoosmenet kwubs dee en ay so yu kan sayb yor pamiwee?
is bewee tucheeng
>>1481482
In nature, family members don't mate with each other. And yet they help each other to survive. Do you know why? It increases the chance that their genes will be passed on to a new generation. Altruism among blood relatives is a response to natural selection. It's called the Selfish Gene Theory.
>>1481485
yor teweeng me tat yor jeens ar owrdoweeng yu tu sayb te yowru soljowrs?
>>1481486
You can't fight your genes. It's fate. All living things are born for the sole purpose of passing on their parents' genes. That's why I'll follow what my genes tell me. And then I'm going to go beyond. In order to break the curse of my heritage. And to do that...first I will amuse you. Look behind you!
>>1481488
kyoko...
tat
is MY wyn
yu...
yu habs stohwen te spotwyt pwum me por te wast tym!
eye...
eye wil amyoos yu hawrder ten eneewun ebowr habs beepor! !!
yu wil waff til yu kwy!
nd eye...wil konsum tohs teeowrs nd tey wil sutayn me tu weemake te amyoosment kwub in a new imaj! ! ! !!
an imaj...ob peespul intorpway beetween te pohrses obs gud nd ebowl...
a yowru yuwree...
yutopia ! ! ! !! !!! !! ! !
!! ! ! ! ! ! !
! ! !!!!
! ! !!
! !! !! !
! ! !
! ! ! !
!
but enuf talk
habs at chyoo!! !
https://youtu.be/v1eRwGwACVM
>>1481485
fuck off richard darwins
You can tell you're on to something important by how bad the weebs spam the thread.
>>1481510
You have no idea how much this means to the community. Now shut up and eat your popcorn anon, the sequel will begin at any moment!
>>1481510
>the weebs
you mean the 4chan users?
>>1481510
yep
>>1481510
lol, fuck off weeb