>tfw NEET for five years

TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS

>>1478690
Just accept that you're a lifelong teenager and that parents have authority over you. Accept your fate as a non adult and roll with everything that entails. Including your father telling you not to put too much sugar in your coffee. Just accept it. The rest will follow.

At the end of the day, being subservient to your parents is a small price to pay for 24/7 free time.

Also try to walk for at least 10 minutes a day every day you get bed sores if you don't.

Ok.

>>1478687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ioSRwzFGg

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>>1478687
>tfw NEET for 25 years

C'mom fellow qa you can change this fate.

>>1478687
Interesting, what does your gf thinks about that?

>>1478696
I would gladly pay that price.

I just don't think they'd let me. They would kick me out and say it's for my own good.

I wish my mother wouldn't throw a shitfit every time I brought home a bottle of vodka. Being able to polish off a bottle of vodka in peace almost seems worth getting a job for.

God I wanna kill myself.

>>1479239
You already are, and that's why your mother cries.