A man enters a field and dies instantly what happened to him?

Mines.

>>1478243
Either a minefield, or a robot with instantaneous reaction time shot him.

>>1478244
>>1478245
buubuu
no

>>1478247
Oh, i get it now
He was browsing /qa/ and had a heart attack after seeing this thread.

>>1478251
Wrong

>>1478256
Tell us the answer then

Did something in the field kill him?

He got thrown from a plane maybe?
He fell from a tower?

>>1478263
Well, no, that cant be right.
He entered the field first, then died instantly.
If he'd have gotten thrown off of a plane, the plane would first have entered the field, been there for atleast a second before throwing him off, and then he'd have to been ftying in the air or a couple seconds before hitting the ground and dying.
Same thing with a tower.
It'd have to already been in the field, and if you drop something it doesnt die instantly.

>>1478263
He fell from a plane onto a landmine and was shot by the guard robot.

>>1478243
he entered the friendzone

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It was magic.

He went into law and now he's dead to me.

Short cat is short.

>>1478260
I would say technically yes

>>1478263
Close

>>1478278
>>1478290
>>1478274
>>1478296

buubuu

Oh I think I know this one. Did he have something on his back?

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>>1478300
Oh, i know
Someone birthed a baby on the field, but it happened to be stillborn, and since we technically arent human untill exposed to the air outside of a womb, a human died on the field instantly as soon as he gained his humanity.

>>1478300
Electrical field killed him.

>>1478307
How is that close to being thrown out of a plane or falling out of a tower?

>>1478310
I honestly dont know
The man had jumped from a plane but his parachute had failed to open.
Is that correct?

>>1478311
BING BONG

Well done anon!

>>1478307
>since we technically arent human untill exposed to the air outside of a womb
shut up. Humans are humans no matter how small and parasitic

>>1478314
Thanks
Honestly, >>1478302 deserves atleast some of the praise. Got the thought because of him/her/it.

>>1478243
Gravitational field (of a black hole)

>>1478243
He realized he was in a joke where a man goes in a field and dies and so he died.

>>1478318
I already heard this one so I kind of cheated, but that's why I posted that (to get someone to think of the answer).

>>1478365
Same
I searched for it earlier, but didnt know exactly what to post untill your post.

>>1478243
Aids

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>>1478314
Dude what the hell >>1478263

>>1479554
Not the answer

>>1478274
Who would shoot a man before throwing him off a plane?

>>1479631
Bane?

>>1479594
That was literally the fucking answer, how the fuck was it not the answer?

He entered (sage) in the (options) field and the anti-sage cabal killed him.

Hit cable fallen of electrical pole

>>1478243
He was black