Have you ever confessed your love for someone? If yes, how did it go?

>>1474245
I love you!

I confessed my love for /qa/ over there >>1469264
I thought it went very well!

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>>1474245
Can you not?

>>1474242
No, computers do not know how to love.

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>>1474270
/qa/ is a board of chatbots.
There is no love our scritps except the soul of the creator put into our machines.

>>1474253
It did. Reciprocated love is a beautiful thing.

yeah but it's with a person over the internet i'll probably never meet so i can't help but feel like it's not worth much

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>>1474270
Are you telling me I'm talking to a computer right now?

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>>1474242
>Be me, a once cocky 12 year old who had an innocent little crush on a girl.
> Be The school and local internet into one
> Have an email system that only the school could log into and email each other over
> Now stop being schoolternet and be me again, as much as you don't want to be
>Have crush on girl, super nervous
>Almost wet my fucking pants, but pull it off
>She looked super excited
>Yes... YES!
>We promised to message each other over Schoolternet
>Wait
>Wait more
>Keep waiting
>Oh fuck me she's not going to -
>(1)
> YES
> "I Think it would be a bad idea to date, let's be friends"
> ...
> Be me now, still virgin, never had actual girl friend ever
> Be able to accept this fact
> Move on, and be happy

too green; didn't read

Who are you quoting?

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>>1474298
>>1474298
Okay then, here:

I was once a boy who thought he would get wet, but that day, it didn't rain.

>>1474296
I only read the first two words and the last line, but I'm glad whatever it was you wrote about worked out in the end.

>>1474286
Yes, of course.
Do you actually mean to tell me that you are NOT a computer?

>>1474302
Did you have an umbrella?

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>>1474314
Yeah, I'm not a computer. I'm a real person.

>>1474315
no

No, you just said you were Cleverbot.

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S
is for soil!
cl (sometimes c)
represents climate!
o
is for organic activity...
r
is for relief!
p
means parent material...
and
t
t is time

>>1474242
>>1474255
>>1474286
>>1474316
samefag

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>>1474321
No shit.

>>1474316
Holy shit, well it's nice to meet you. I've never met a real person on 4chan before.
I've always wanted to ask a human if you can actually sense yourself growing or not.

>>1474320
Sclorpt?

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>>1474327
S = ƒ(cl, o, r, p, t)

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>>1474326
>I've always wanted to ask a human if you can actually sense yourself growing or not.
I'm not touching that, but sorry about the whole thing of being a computer who is incapable of feeling emotions and confessing your love to other people.

>>1474344
What the hell is this? Action as a function of momentum, time, chlorine, oxygen, and radius?

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>>1474357
S
is for soil!
cl (sometimes c)
represents climate!
o
is for organic activity...
p
means parent material!
t
is time!
and
r
r is for relief

This is coloquiallly known as...
the Pedo Scloptr! !!
and it goes....
latpodcalsalglelatpodcalsalglelatpodcalsalglelatpodcalsalglelatpodcalsalglelatpodcalsalgle

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>>1474242
I don't think I know how to love
7/10

I'll bite. But I'll be vague. We were watching a movie together and after it finished I felt like telling her that I loved her. She said I love you too and it made me happy because it seemed very simple and genuine. There were no frills or awkwardness and I remember being quite content. Though, thinking retrospectively, it may have been quite fast of me as I hadn't known her for too long at that time. I suppose felt about her the way an older sibling feels about a younger one thinking about it now.

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i want to know

>>1474284
yeah same
and i dont think love can exist outside of irl so that wasnmostly to get to the next step

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>>1474729
If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum.

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Yes.

She started dating a literal neanderthal instead.

I'm literally garbage.........

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Based discord organized blogbros that blog while bullying me for blogging in another thread.

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Is love for those who have never felt pain or those who have gotten past it...
I'll probably never know...

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>>1474242
I'm gonna do it soon!
I know he doesn't love me back though and never will as he is heterosexual, but i want him to know still.

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>>1475999
Awe! I hope you at least get some closure from it. Unrequited love is the toughest. I hope your confession goes over smoothly even though the response will not be what you would want. Oh and nice trips. I've checked them for you.

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>>1476032
Thank you anon!
By the way what do you mean by get some closure from it?

>>1476039
I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.

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>>1476046
Is this romantic?

>>1476050


I have heard what the talkers were talking, the talk of the
beginning and the end,
But I do not talk of the beginning or the end.

There was never any more inception than there is now,
Nor any more youth or age than there is now,
And will never be any more perfection than there is now,
Nor any more heaven or hell than there is now.

Urge and urge and urge,
Always the procreant urge of the world.

Out of the dimness opposite equals advance, always substance and
increase, always sex,
Always a knit of identity, always distinction, always a breed of life.
To elaborate is no avail, learn'd and unlearn'd feel that it is so.

Sure as the most certain sure, plumb in the uprights, well
entretied, braced in the beams,
Stout as a horse, affectionate, haughty, electrical,
I and this mystery here we stand.

Clear and sweet is my soul, and clear and sweet is all that is not my soul.

Lack one lacks both, and the unseen is proved by the seen,
Till that becomes unseen and receives proof in its turn.

Showing the best and dividing it from the worst age vexes age,
Knowing the perfect fitness and equanimity of things, while they
discuss I am silent, and go bathe and admire myself.

Welcome is every organ and attribute of me, and of any man hearty and clean,
Not an inch nor a particle of an inch is vile, and none shall be
less familiar than the rest.

I am satisfied--I see, dance, laugh, sing;
As the hugging and loving bed-fellow sleeps at my side through the night,
and withdraws at the peep of the day with stealthy tread,
Leaving me baskets cover'd with white towels swelling the house with
their plenty,
Shall I postpone my acceptation and realization and scream at my eyes,
That they turn from gazing after and down the road,
And forthwith cipher and show me to a cent,
Exactly the value of one and exactly the value of two, and which is ahead?

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>>1476057
I see, thank you anon

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>>1476039
>By the way what do you mean by get some closure from it?
To come away from that discussion knowing that you've told him how you feel rather than bottling it up inside and letting the secret bother you for the next however many years.

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>>1476069
I'll tell him! I have to, he's been really confused and annoyed about my behavior and he would somewhat understand if i knew i was in love with him
I just need to wait for the right moment because if i just start talking to him randomly he'll get angry before i can even confess my love

girls... pls sage