How do I trick someone into playing a video game with me?

Tell them you're good.

Ironically suck their dick.

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>>1473957
Who?

>>1473960
Good one.

Drug them and kidnap them.

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>>1473955
Be nice for a change.

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>>1474002
>Frogposter
>Telling somebody else to be nice

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>>1474002
I tried. People just leeched off my kindness until I was nothing but a dried-out husk.

Never again.

>>1474005
But frogposters are nice.

>>1474006
Kill yourself.

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>>1474016
Maybe I will......

>>1474048
Maybe we can kill ourselves together.
I got a rope and I'm going to hang myself on a doorknob. How about you? Are you going to write a note?

What games do you like gayboy?

>>1474005
They are our friends baka.

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>>1474050
I'm gonna wake up dead.....

>>1474053
You fucking suck. At least I'm trying to kill myself you lazy sack of shit.

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>>1474052
I don't have a preference, I've played them all and have grown equally bored of them all.

>>1474052
back to your raid threads bro

Therapists exist for a reason.
And /qa/ is the 2nd worst place to ask about social interactions.

>>1474057
RTS games are always fun to play with others, I used to play various stuff with a few online friends, my favourite was sins of a solar empire. I dont have friends now though...

>>1474060
based paranoiabro

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>>1474067
>Therapists

Yeah okay, goy boy.

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>>1474071
RTS is fucking dumb and boring.

>>1474077
You're dumb and boring! I admit I do find most a bit boring solo but its fun with others.

>>1474072
>goy boy
sigh

>>1474077
t. meme fortress shitter

T-dawg come play some Rising Storm 2 and I'll shoot you in the face and give you the death you crave.

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>>1474115
Looks like a mediocre war FPS, why would anyone play that uninspired crap?

>>1474119
t. meme fortress 2: "my little hat runway" shitter

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>>1474121
At least TF2 is free now. I played it like a decade ago when it was still an original game.

>>1474113
nice one dude

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For starters, You don't trick people to play with you, ask them.
Seriously bunch of freaks, I swear.

>>1474121
nice one dude

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>>1474123
What's your date?

>>1474129
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fishheadswg/inventory/#440

Go find it yourself.......

>>1474131
holy fuck you are so old lmao

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>>1474133
...............................

t has my steam join date beat by a few weeks. I feel like such a failure.

I didn't join Steam when everyone else was because it seemed like "marketing hype BS" so I just waited it out...

Me too, but it was the only way I could play HL2 which was a Christmas present. Evil Valve.

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>>1474147
>>1474148
>>1474152
Pathetic........

>>1474158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ8v2Eqf0lw

>>1474171
based YouTube linking spammer

>>1474178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

>>1474178
you're so bad at fitting in

>>1474183
you're so bad at losing weight

>>1473955

Make a Kaillera lobby with an enigmatic name, like "Sea Cu-cum-bers" if you want an honest game of Cho Aniki

>>1474195
literally BTFO

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>>1474199
>2003