What's the best way to get advice from strangers on the Internet?

>>1473685
what kind of advice?

>>1473687
I want to know how to act and how to think.
I've never had a father or mother figure to guide me so I lean on 4chan to teach me everything about life.

Please help me find a good way to build an authority figure through 4chan.

>>1473690
>I've never had a father or mother figure to guide me so I lean on 4chan to teach me everything about life.

That's a horrible idea if you aim to be a normalfag lmao.

>>1473690
I can be your daddy. Albeit a very drunk one.

ask jeeves, bro

>>1473690
>I want to know how to act and how to think.
just be yourself
I don't think there is any other answer.

teach yourself philosophy and stand on the shoulder of giants, you won't need guidance from anyone if you do that

>>1473685
Avoid anything related to mental illness.
It triggers the normbros.

>>>/adv/

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>>1473755
Hmm okay... what could go wrong? I am a gentleman after all!

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I don't suppose any of you have some get rich quick schemes.

I heard crypto currency is doing pretty well.
A kind anon told me to invest in some sort of coin... I've forgotten which one.

>>1473769
Do NOT fall for /biz/ memes.
If you want to earn money off crypto you need to do research.

>>1473769
>Get rich quick schemes

Yea, buy DGB, it's going to be the first penny coin!! (good thing, you must always buy high and sell low).

>>1473773
umm, no fudder. always fall for /biz/ memes.