Stop masturbating

Masturbation lowers the risk of prostate cancer, please fap for your own good

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>>1465615
I believe that its better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven. In other words, I'd rather suffer than be a slave to pleasure.

>>1465621
there's nothing wrong with being a slave to pleasure

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>>1465628
Not from my point of view.

>>1465633
well you'll have to explain your point of view if you want to convince people otherwise

if I don't i won't be able to sleep
and by chance i do sleep the dream will be full of cocks

>>1465638
For whatever reason, mankind was given the miracle of free will. Do you want such a miracle to go to waste by spending your life as a slave to your body?
Some time ago, in a dream I meet some sort of celestial being that told me to stop being such a fucking dork. Despite not really believing that said being was real, I took its words to heart and realized that even if I'm a nerd by nature, I can advance myself and cherish the free will that was given to me. Now even though I still browse imageboards and generally remain as nerdy as I've always been, I've replaced harmful things like masturbation with helpful things like learning how to cook sweet deserts.

>>1465673
your balls gonna explode you fucking schizo

>>1465679
That's a worthy price to pay.

>>1465673
>I've replaced harmful things like masturbation with helpful things like learning how to cook sweet deserts.

you can do both you know

>>1465688
But I don't want to masturbate.

>>1465688
Sweet desserts aren't healthy; masturbation is.

>>1465717
Only in moderation.

You don't want to lose all the nerve ending on your dick.

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>>1465727
>moderation.
Luckily the last thing I want to do after masturbating is masturbate.

No way fag

>>1465621
Someone who truly reigned in hell would masturbate without hesitation. Begone, imposter.

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>>1465733
Really? When i really like it i dont stop and just go on

>>1465604
>>1465615
>>1465621
>>1465628
>>1465633
>>1465638
>>1465656
>>1465673
>>1465679
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>>1465717
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>>1465727
>>1465728
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>>1466063
t. conformist scum

>being a slave to the meanless self perceived need to not be a slave to pleasure
shiggy

>>1466069
Who are you quoting?

>>1466070
No one, I'm meaningless greentexting.

>>1466072
Stop misusing the quote function, faggot.

>>1466075
I will not

I gave it up yesterday.

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this thread is getting me horny