Official /qa/ Age Census

A lot of the people here are hundreds of thousands of years old. You silly.

Who /19/ here?

datamining thread

>>1462941
I was going to put more gradations above 31 but from previous polls there aren't any posters above 31, which is disconcerting

Didn't respond.

>>1462959
then clearly you're not a /qa/ poster

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>>1462961
I just posted tho

>>1462962
Hiro stop shitposting

>>1462962
then you must have answered the poll

>>1462936
Do one on weight next. I have a feeling there are some fatasses that post here.

>>1462936
Should have waited until after Summer.

I responded honestly this time.

Then OP is going to flaunt this as evidential data for his arguments.

>>1462936
According to this there's 4 underage kiddies on /qa/. That's bad. Why aren't they afraid of getting raped in the ass?
There are creeps on this site wouldn't think twice if they're boys or girls as long as they're underaged.

>>1463004
please dont reply to my thread

>>1462942
19 is the god-tier age, especially if you're a NEET

>>1463035
kys cuck

>>1463041
you forgot your trip friendo, its alright we all make mistakes in our first week :)

>>1463039
Not a good to waste your youth away as they say.

lamo /qa/ is full of teenbros

>>1463039
Being 19 is really comfy
>>1463050
You're also right

>>1463045
>trip
sure does smell like r*ddit in here

Who /51+/ here?

>>1463215
Shhhh! You're going to traumatize the children.

>>1463215
Please don't tell us you are a weeb.

>>1463281
Why do other people's hobbies define you being on /qa/?

>>1463039
I'm 19 and wish i were 17
It's nice age alright but i already wasted half of the year in rice kebab and beer and depression.
At least im not 20

>>1463292
Life is going to be rough, get ready for it.

>>1463292
Why the fuck would you want to be 17? Shitty age desu,18 too you're barely legal and 20 seems much older than 19(huh), 19 is godlike age unless you're a burger and can't drink

>>1463281
I hope he is.

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Live doesn't really begin until you pass your 600,000th stellar cycle.

I turn 22 this year but it's hard to not consider myself 22 already.

21 year old is in my opinion the last "young" age. You can legally buy porn and booze in any place but best start considering yourself already 30, cause 18 y.os consider you an old man.

>>1463574
You can't even rent a car yet

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>>1463574
Men don't become men until their late 30s/40s. You're still a babby.

>21 drinking age
baka desu senpai why are burguers so stupid

>>1463576
Doesn't change the fact that 18 year olds flinch when you state your age as 20 or over. 21 is way too much since it's a nail in the coffin of how real aging is.

>>1463579
Is that so?

>>1463582
The hairy/ burly aesthetic stereotypically is of a man who could literally be a father, but his wording is stupid.

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>there are more 0 year olds than 18 year olds

>>1463581
stop hanging out with children?

>>1463590
I have never had tighter friends than with 11-12 year old girls.

>>1463590
Anyone can ignore the social disconnect between >20 y.os and <20y.os then say 21 still feels very young...

>>1463588
Statistically that makes perfect sense.

who officiated this? 4chan has a poll page

why do threads keep cycling so fast?

>>1463932
weeb spammers got mad about 10 pepe threads and decided to flood the board again

/qa/ has become a lot younger recently...

Also if your age ends in -teen you need to get out of /qa/. This is a refuge from your kind.

>from page 1 to page 10 in 20 minutes
really activates my almonds

>>1463964
true

How can this be "old" /jp/ is half of the posters are under 21 (not to mention underage), it's like a bunch of civil war reenactors

bump because of the weeb spammer

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>>1464198
Did you not notice how the poll doesn't mention /qa/ at all? It's standard practice to do these polls on /b/ or /v/ and then on a "real" board. Do you seriously think /qa/ has 60 people on it right now? 60 people that will do an extremely annoying CAPTCHA just to vote in a meaningless straw poll?

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>>1463964
No no i built this grandpa you came after

>>1464467
How many people come to /qa/ regularly, would you say?

>>1464473
That's up to debate, especially if you discount the people that are just here to create spam and bump their spam (I do).
I'd say 20-40 regulars outside the happenings thread? Who knows about lurkers, too, but I doubt there's many lurkers here.

>>1464467
> Do you seriously think /qa/ has 60 people on it right now?
Why not? Just this thread has 27 unique posters, poster to lurker ratio is like 1:10

>>1464467
OP here, i've only posted it on /qa/ but other people may have posted it elsewhere. I didn't notice any sudden spikes though.

>>1464467

>>1460586
http://www.strawpoll.me/13458500

My strawpoll made around the same time had less contributions (28 at the time of 404 a few hours ago, so half as much as this one's 60), which I figured was due to less thread engagement. I dunno. You can probably search the archive for strawpoll xposts.

>>1462950
Grown men don't browse /qa/

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>>1465054
yu habs no ideeyah wat is eben hapeneneeng heeowr otay??
otay

>>1465054
I'm a grown man physically...

reply you fucking norms

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THE WIZAAARDS...

I already knew on an intellectual level that /qa/ couldn't have been made of anything other than incredible newfags, but seeing the age distribution hurts anyway.

>>1466121
Replies indicate less than 1/4 of the users are underage, i'd guarentee thats a better figure than every other board on 4chan

so this.. is the power.. of teenbros...

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People still believe strawpolls?
Are you guys dumbasses or something? All it takes is a phone to spoof off 5 or 6 with ease, with
frogposter tier autism you could easily pull off 30

>>1466164
its for fun, you dont have to be mad...

>16-18 winning
Based teenbros

>>1462936
based teenbros
To think I was being bullied by people 5 years younger than me. I truly am pathetic.

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>>1463581

I know that feel. I'm 21 years old and have no social life because:
-19-21 year olds don't want to hang out with me because I'm not in the army (there's a draft in my country and I wasn't drafted due to a medical condition)
-22+ don't want to hang out with me because they view me as a teenager, even though there's less than a year's difference between us
-18 and under don't want to hang out with me because they view me as a creepy middle aged pedo, besides a pathetic loser for not being able to find friends my age, even though there's only a four year difference between us

Just end it all already senpai

>>1466190
>21 years old

you have to go back. /qa/ is only for 25+

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>>1466193

But all the girls posted here are 8 years old tops.

I have a feeling it just got spammed with 16-18 votes, it was staying steady at 60 votes until a minute ago when it jumped

>>1466201
lolis are exempted

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>>1466190
In this plane of existence my body is 26 and a half years old and 11 year old girls think I am just the best! the bees knees! Their ultimate friend! !!!!!!!
And they always have !!!!!!!!!!!

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Responses before the spam wave, good thing I recorded them ;)

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>>1466226
I didn't vote by the way! I would be vote number 66! !! !! ! ! !! ! ! ! !

>>1466229
literally what, its at 101 votes now you dumb fucking weeb

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>The majority of people on /qa/ are underage
That explains a lot

>>1466249
They're not you sped, someone spammed underage votes after 60 responses.

If you aren't a weeb then you are simply, at this time, a failed human being. More animal than human. Useful only in your absolute uselessness. A phantom drifting through life unaware of that which to the few, is plain as day. But rest assured, with work, you may become a weeb too. But I can't exactly do it for you. Maybe one thought that you could have going through your mind is what exactly it is that keeps you in a bind and when you realize the source and the process are inherently the same that's when you really begin to play the game.

>>1466259

t. NEET who has never contributed anything at all to society in any way

>>1466298
butthurt wagecuck

>>1466299
Most neets are fat, ugly, middle aged women who have never even heard of anime, why do you flaunt being one so much?

>>1462936

bumpu