Girl at Chipotle gave me free guac and drew a smiley face on

>>1443956
take your jumper off

>>1443956
Your posture resembles Quasimodo's, your hair is full of dandruff and your glasses look like they belonged to Harry Potter. My boy, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but she simply felt sorry for you.

>>1443980
I wear contacts retard

She should have drawn a cock instead LMOA

>>1443982
Calm down little guy. I'll give you that. You wear contacts. Feel better?

Chipotle? Definitely a place a BUTTHURT SPIC would eat.

>>1443990
I'm six foot 1 you moron

>>1443992
Sorry, that's the only fib I'll give you, champ. You can't keep lying about your appearance. It's not good for your self esteem in the long run.

>>1443956
They also gave you norovirus and possibly salmonella poisoning but you won't find that out for a while.

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>>1443992
How much is that in non retards measurement?