4chan happenings thread

reminder to report and ignore shitposting

forget to reply to and bump high quality posting

>>1432057
w&b
>>1432065
b&a

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Entertain and participate in shitposting, post creencaps of your posts on /r/4chan

sc2 was being deleted/autosaged until the new OP happened d
differences are that the subject line is in caps the OP had some hyperlinks and used the word starcraft

https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4479796010/

Hiro wrote a book

Some horsefucker molested a pony plushie
>>>/trash/10192417

>>1432638
What is it about?

>>1432638
>This item can be delivered to the United States.
Lucky me!

>>1432638
Translate it weebs.

>>1432644
>There's No Way My Little Imageboard Can Shitpost This Much!

>>1432644
Rough translation of the title:
Invincible Thinking: Anyone Can Become a Successful Person. The 21 Best Cost Performance Rules

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/mu/ suffers from spam about this:
>>>/mu/73681469

>>1432703
who the h*ck is jonathon mcintosh

>>1432704
the fat armenians cuck boyfriend during gumbergoot, he edited her videos and made some pretty funny and dumb tweets, this is pretty much fem freq 2.0 but a softlaunch to the lib audience, unfortunately its successful so i think video games are going to die soon
thanks for listening

>>1432705
i didn't understand a thing you said but im glad you filled me in

>>1432706
ill fill you in a bit more if you open up that hole of yours fuckboy ;)

>>1432649
Oh boy can't wait for him to go into detail about how he forced uses on 2ch to buy his passes in order to post threads. He really doesn't give a shit about us anymore does he?

>>1432703
advertising is against the rules

>>1432704
The man who wrote all of Anita Sarkeesian's material. He was the literal puppet master.

>>1432813
If I were him I wouldn't advertise my successful, high like channel on a site that universally hates me

>>1432639
Fun fact we actually have a general for that

>>1432675
Love these threads. Thank you.

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The greater-than sign is a mathematical symbol that denotes an inequality between two values. The widely adopted form of two equal-length strokes connecting in an acute angle at the right, >, has been found in documents dated as far back as the 1560s. In typical mathematical usage, the greater-than sign is typically placed between the two values being compared and signals that the first number is greater than the second number. Examples of typical usage include 1½ > 1 and 1 > −2. Since the development of computer programming languages, the greater-than sign and the less-than sign have been repurposed for a range of uses and operations.

And now for something completely different
>>>/co/93580250

>>1432835
all publicity is good publicity
i would have never heard of his new channel if anon did not make that post

>>1432638
Come to think of it, are there any books about internet communities and how to run them?

>>1433170
Obliquely related "Where Wizards Stay Up Late: The Origins Of The Internet "

This guy >>>/tv/84517235 has been making the same thread everyday for about a week shilling his video and the mods have done nothing (NOTHING)
It hits the bump limit every time, so I suppose thats a happening

>>1433636
rather than wishing a thing to go away by complaining about it you should rather try making it go away by ignoring it

>>1433636
>/tv/edditors don't understand the concept of report & ignore
WHO COULDA THUK

>無敵の思考 ――誰でもトクする人になれるコスパ最強のルール21

hahaha wtf is up with that title? This is "Art of the Deal" tier.

AQDQ starts later today and /v/ will have threads about it
>What is this?
Speedrunning event
>Is it fun?
Its a trainwreck in slow motion, a cringefest worth watching just to see everything fall apart, some of the speedruns are alright though
>Why would I watch this?
If you have nothing better to do like everybody else who is going to watch this

>>1433637
I've never posted in the thread, its clear it isn't going to be taken care of, so I decided to catalogue it in this thread
Anything else, anon?

>>1433636

Mods don't care about /tv/
We care even less about it than the mods do.
Guess it's finally time to add /tv/ to the filter pile.

@1433710
>we
time to add this tripfag to the filter pile

/@\d{6,}/

let us have a moment of silence for a thread that almost lasted longer than that one 90 day old banana thread
>>1246022

>>1433720
Replies are not upvotes, redditor.

@1433950
Yes they are. By not giving you a (You), I will deny you a reply upvote.

>>1433636
He's probably paying Swaglord

>>1433967
Thanks for the backup, have a (you) bro

>>>/v/382544508

Well it looks like the captcha system is fucked. Its loading a lot more slower than normal. Looks like Hiro is trying to force everyone to buy a 4chan pas now.

Sticky
>>>/a/159260744

>>1434172
cool shit
>>1434191
still works for me, are you using legacy?

>>1433685
It's that where a bunch of trannies get together and play games?

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>>1434192
I feel conflicted about the new season(s apparently). I really like FLCL, and want the new stuff to be amazing, and hope it will - but at the same time, it has so much potential to be garbage.

>>1434206
The trailer looks fine.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5sd0wd

>>1434210
/a/ is pretty apathetic on it. It doesn't have that charm or quality the original had, and it looks too "modern". I'm hoping it'll prove me wrong though.

http://gotnews.com/breaking-this-is-why-hiroyuki_ni-refuses-to-sell-4chan-to-chuckcjohnson/

Mainstream attention is finally catching on to Hiro's shady past.

>>1434197
Yeah, been happening for a few hours now btw
>>>/v/382598042
>>1434191
I take back what I said, my captcha just died for a few minutes

>>1434222
>Charles C. Johnson
Who the fuck is that asshole?

>>1434222
>Mainstream attention
So Chuck Johnson posted an article on his personal website whining about getting ignored by Hiro and posts a stupid ebin conspiracy theory.
Please stop shilling yourself, Chuck.

>>1434415
>stupid ebin conspiracy theory
Except everything uncovered by /g/ regarding the ads was legit, and all pinpointed to a possible datamining scandal. He did this same thing back on 2ch.

>Yes they are. By not giving you a (You), I will deny you a reply upvote.
Who cares about (You)? A reply is responding to someone's post, which is not limited to using the quote link.

>>1434231
These threads show the true face of /v/
Fucking disgusting

>>1434687
Its the same shit with stickies, shitposters going full retard

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>>1432888
>Fun
n-no

>>1434688
Yes. I'm just waiting for a best of sgdq 2017 now, no way I'm sifting through these threads, let alone watch this shitshow

>>1432639
ehhh I browse doll forums and desuchan
people fucking dolls and whatnot is really old news

And the saga continues
>>>/co/93573020

1776 get
now with thread theme
>>>/bant/1271776

>>1434784
topkek

/vp/ is currently at one page.

>>1434848
I wonder if it's actually Bui or some guy trying to false flag like they did to him on 8ch.

/vr/ gore.
>>>/vr/4096751

http://may.2chan.net/b/res/494327844.htm
Futaba is talking about Endchan

>>1434867
>recurring thread
>happening
What next? Link every nude thread from /b/ because someone posted nudes on /b/?

>>>/a/159291856

>>1434884
inb4 del

>>1434868
2chin is the archive website for Futaba by the way

>>>/bant/1281778

>>1435452
It seems odd that he linked an external image hosting site instead of just dumping the comic's pages. Unless there is more than in the link he provided there's no more than 20 pages.

>>1435452
I am still surprised Leaf-chan took off, good for them I guess

SpaceX... Failure again, /sci/ not surprised.

Tomorrow we will have some nice fireworks.

>>1434868
This is a 4chan happening?

/vp/ got nuked again

>>1436096
What exactly happens? Also Why does it happen?

>>1436096
>>1436099
nevermind it was pretty easy to figure out

[s4s] get upcoming

>>1436141
>>>/s4s/5555555

>>1436144
and todays failures
>>>/s4s/5555552
>>>/s4s/5555553
>>>/s4s/5555554
>>>/s4s/5555556
>>>/s4s/5555557
>>>/s4s/5555558

Some nostalgia
>>>/co/93603402

>>1436144
>>1436145
and it passed...
>>>/s4s/5555555

>>1436152
Also this
>>>/co/93624686

>>1436153
/bant/ stole the precious GET

>>1436155
I wanted to steal it for /jp/ (which is ironic but anyways)...

>>1436152
>>1436154
Thank you

Butthurt spics in full force today

>>1436232
context?

>>1436233
Disregard that I suck cocks

/sc2g/ might be on topic again on August 14th

/s4s/ currently has a thread with 1700+ replies
>>/s4s/5437314

>>1436275
three arrows for another board newfriend
>>>/s4s/5437314

>>1436275
I hope it stays there forever.

>>1436904

>>>/a/159345686

/vp/ is getting spammed again and a nuke is inbound

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>>1436930
the feeling when i made that originally on /qa/

I am in awe at the speed that the /vp/ spammer is working at. At times there's 1 second between thread creation. >>>/vp/

>>1437496
Of course by the time I post this he's done. Still, what a remarkable thing to witness.

>>1437480
When are you going to release the script you loser?

>>1437496
>2 pages
holy fuck, how is that even possible?

I just noticed I stopped lurking /qa/ altogether and just keep a tab open for the happening thread. Been 2 weeks now since I didn't visit the frontpage, I imagine it hasn't changed much.

>>1437527
It hasn't changed for more than 2 weeks.

>>1437527
WE MISSED YOU ANON!

>>1437496
Is there a reason for the spam or is he just doing it for the laughs?

>>1437583
Why don't you ask him?

>>1437583
Weak wall calls great force.

>>1432809
Who does?

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>its another newfags can't check the catalog episode

>>1437598
/pol/ died along time ago

>>1437598
Gross.

>>1437598
What happened this time?

>>1437621
Alzheimer spam makes me laugh every single time

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>>1437635
>trump shitposts like always ( https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680 )
>CNN tracks down the guy who made the gif, some redditor
>makes him apologize
>threaten to release his dox if he isn't a goodboy
>shitstorm ensues because CNN is blackmailing some meme making autist
8/pol/ is doxing CNN writers, hosts, etc now and whatever else

>>1437642
Why aren't they doxing the redditor for double giggles

/pol/ was a mistake

>>>/bant/1303027
Interesting thread about a homeless guy

>>1437644
The guy deleted his account I think.

/g/ literally does not have any janitors right now.
even porn threads stay up for ages.

>>1437653
>it is possible to delete something from the internet
you fucking what

>>1437653
Nah, I saw them going though his posts.
They are archived in places. Like the other anon says you can't really delete things on the internet.

>>1437642
What the fuck burgers

Quad GET
>>>/a/159380000

fun shitposting
>>>/a/159369462

1 month later:
$6000 has been raised by 115 contributors
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/ed-is-being-sued-we-need-your-help.28864/
https://www.wesearchr.com/bounties/encyclopedia-dramatica-legal-defense-fund

>>1437987
Now that's a good thread.

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I just noticed we are close to hit the 15xxxx number in filenames

>>1438450
We won't get to that point until July 15, 10:40 PM EDT.

>>1438457
I thought it was coming up this Friday?

>>1438462
That's not what Epoch Converter tells me.

This happened on /a/
>>>/a/159391198
Regular imageswap, but it happening to such an iconic thread is interesting.

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i miss that sachiko poster...

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Sometimes love needs to recharge
like a battery
and I'm the same way
when too hard I do continue to play
But I wouldn't call this game
that causes this pain
to be one worth pursuing.
I feel like if I keep this up I'll be cruising for a bruising.
There's not much play to be had outside or inside my door these days.
To continue here, I am running out of ways.
But it's not like I truly wish to stay.
So I think I may just simply runaway.
I tried again to make things progress,
and it caused me just so much distress.
My warmth is gone, for now at least.
The ice consumed me like a beast.
A climactic battle soon approaches.
A battle of love. For I cannot hurt.
For all I've done in anger bounces
and my opponent happens to be
quite the expert.

https://youtu.be/d_HlPboLRL8

>>1438543
YOU HAVE A NICE VOICE ANON

>>1438475
Ready yourself for 03:14:07 UTC 19 January 2038

can anyone explain to me what the fuck is going on in this thread http://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/159340911#top might be easier to see if you start reading from the bottom

>>1438767
second try http://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/159340911#top

>>1438773
>http
wew lad

>>1438779
>can't delete either posts
fuck me >>>/a/159340911

>>1438767
Schizophrenia.

>>1437642
actually what appears to have happened is that a cnn reporter interviewed the redditor and he said his racist frog memes were actually shit and he decided to delete them all and pol got super butthurt about it and decided to attack cnn.

pol didnt give a shit about the news last week that donald trump tried to blackmail joe scarborough and his fiance into calling trump to pledge his allegiance to him by threatening to print trash about him in the Enquirer. The Whitehouse also allegedly called their extended family with the threats as well but allegations about the president commiting felonies against public figureheads is not a thing to get angry about compared to frog memes if youre a polposter i guess.

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>>1438919

>>1437500
Not that anon, but here's a script I've used:
https://pastebin.com/TL71hLkH
https://pastebin.com/rHNq2hcP

If /vp/ is right, the super spammer should be hitting it soon.
I'm watching with bated breath. I feel bad for /vp/, but it's very interesting to watch unfold.
>>>/vp/

>>1439099
his name is bui

>>1438489
Kek

>>1439099
Apparently I was early and it's starting in 10 minutes >>>/vp/
Also someone made a /qa/ thread for watching it: >>1439101

>>1434848
TL;DR of the situation for people who aren't frequent fliers? I only ever visit it when there's an upcoming game.

/pol/>>132599480
It's been awhile since I seen a mod move a thread. would thought they would just straight up delete it.

>>>/pol/1439221

>>1439221
>>1439223
FAARK im going to bed
>>>/pol/132599480

>>1439138
Well, nothing came of this. Everyone go home.

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>>1439171
On Bui
Ancientfag from the chaos period smote by Moot, sealed away by decent Mods, has returned due to weakening /vp/ staff.

On the situation:
The seal containing Bui has been weakened significantly, releasing the ancient force of change who has been flooding the board with various images of a pornographic nature to better strengthen the seal and staff which once held him at bay. This is a coordinated and planned attack, that is most likely utilizing various scripts and bots.

At the same time of these clashes, there are various babies who over hype because to be honest there is always some fun in a bit of chaos, which is also uprooting some of the more cancerous posters on the site.

A good example of today is local new/avatar faggot Gwenpool poster evading ban at least 65+ times while also claiming to be Bui. Which is an outright lie from an attention whore to get more attention, but I digress; these events bring out this sort of crowd.

It would seem for today, the seal has strengthened as well as the staff; or perhaps there is a calm in the storm; although chatter on the board seems to insinuate of a currently unidentified group of individuals who are participating in side raids to summon Bui, who they mistake as an Ancient God Shitposter who is malevolent, instead of an Ancient Echo from a Chaotic Period of /vp/'s birth, which acts as a force of change and a means of motivation for /vp/ staff to stay vigilant and knowledgable.

Tl;dr edition.
Ancient fag decides to teach staff about importance of training and vigilance, newfags decide to leech off of it.

In case some of you weren't here,
Most of the boards froze for a few hours.
Big boards didn't freeze for some reason.
/a/ /b/ /pol/ /v/ /vg/ that I know of

>>1439323
What's the reason for the freezing?

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>>1439323

>>1439335
don't know yet, nobody has said

>>1439323
I'm getting some weird results. On some it was connection error. On another I could post and from the catalog the post counts would go up but in the thread the posts would not appear.

Weird, I made a post but it doesn't show.
I even get duplicate file entry error when I try to post it again.
>>1439343

>>1439360
The handful of boards mentioned were functional for the most part but had their moments of "connection error" while the other boards kept switching back and forth for a few minutes, this happened recently

By the way /b/ had a thread to cover the event in case of shit breaking again

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Boards with many posts (100M) are on a seperate server than the rest of the smaller boards.

The smaller board server is the main server, someone external to 4chan thought "Hurr durr I can stop racism by DDOS 4chan, ready the LOIC." DDOS'd the server, didn't understand we have Cloudflare so its more so of an annoyance than anything damaging, with the side large server still acting perfectly fine, even though thats the one with the baords they have trouble with, (/pol/, /b/, etc.)

Tl;Dr edition.
Retard tries to DDOS 4chan, results in epic fail because noob. Rest of 4chan has a reason to believe /pol/ now, good job retard.

>>1439412
That still doesn't explain Hiro or any of the mods not saying anything

>* Now talking in #4chan
>* Topic is 'Some things are currently broken. ETA: when it's fixed'
>* Set by [email protected] on Thu Jul 06 18:20:13
>[19:58:02] <mib_1vp72c> So what broke?
>[19:58:12] <@buttly> 4chan

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>>1439412
Sauce?
Or is this speculation?

>>1439412
Thanks CNN!

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>>1439420
The attack ended about 10 minutes ago, give them a little bit of time to log everything and run a check.

Also, during times of DDOS'ing and Raids, our staff doesn't tweet out loud or make global announcements like other places/people do.

This is a place of class.

>>1439434
Extremely strong speculation gathered from recent internet chatter.

Wait until official confirmation (which if DDOS, you won't get from staff)

>>1439438
You are welcome! :D

It was hilarious how /a/ and /v/ were under shitpost attack when you couldn't report

>>1439452
the day this happens on /jp/ is the day of liberation/everyone will wake up from the dead

>>1439446
if it was a doss we wouldnt be able to get onto the page. its insider shit what broke

>>1439461
Wouldn't retard doss fuck with cloudflare for a bit making it hard to connect to connect with the server its latched to?

Attack>Shield>Server 1 (4chan Main)
Attack/Shield---Server 1 (Viewable, however overloaded.)
No Attack>Shied>Server 2 (4chan Big Server can post easily.)

>>1439412
>Boards with many posts (100M) are on a seperate server than the rest of the smaller boards.
Actually there's one boards that's under 100 million posts which is on a separate server anyway. It still had issues. My guess is that the main server might handle posting in some way that broke.

There are so many porn threads on /vp/ they have pushed all the way to page 10.

Around 10 threads aren't porn.

>>1439502
for fucks sake I missed it

>>1439507
Its actually happening right now

Anime related topic wrongfully deleted on /a/

http://desuarchive.org/a/thread/159434829/

Looks like a rogue janitor on the loose.

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>>1439507
>for fucks sake I missed it
Still going on. currently 131 threads are just porn.

Maybe 5 are human.

>>1439557
Oh wait, in the time it took me to post that the mods came in.

Now every thread on /vp/ is at page 1 or 2 because there are so few.

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>>1439542
Seems like a normal day for /a/ to me.

Really, /a/ is one of the worst places to talk about anime on the internet.

>>1439542
>gundam ANN review
Reviews were never allowed on /a/ with the exception of grumpy jii-san.
Also ANN's Gundam reviews is a well known flame/shitposting topic on /m/. Those threads must be deleted on spot.

>>1439542
You linked to ANN. Get banned.

>>1439590
The sad thing is, its actually one of the better places to talk about anime, even with all the shit that has recently been going on.

>>1439599
>>1439602
>anime reviews are not anime related
Do /a/utists actually believe this? No other board has so many bullshit rules

>>1439666
Go back there

>>1439666
Don't bother Satan

>>1439666
If you want to discuss anime you should discuss anime and not someone's opinion about it.

/qa/ getting some spam

Now I think opinions about a topic can be worth discussing on the board, why are reviews not allowed on /a/? On other boards, like /mu/, that's different. What's the problem with ANN? I don't browse /a/ nor watch anime that much.

>>1439950
Rules and traditions are different on each board. Something which is perfectly fine on one board is taboo on other.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with animenewsnetwork links as long as they are actually about anime news. But reviews are a different matter. They promote low quality discussion which focuses more on reviewer and/or his site than on anime he was reviewing. Instead of posts "I like/hate this anime too because x, y and z" you get posts like "author is a retard because he didn't like x / author is gentleman and scholar because y". Also some people believe that ANN reviewers are doing paid reviews so you're guaranteed to have long chain of complains about shilling. And finally /m/ hates ANN reviews and you never want to invite /m/ shitposters to your threads.

>>1439666
Lurk for 2 years before posting.

/v/ is filled with Splatoon threads at the moment, they introduced two new characaters who appeal to loli and delicious brown

also Valve VAC ban
>>>/v/383046117

>>1439950
Reviewing anime is a lot different from reviewing movies or music. Kind of hard to explain.

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>>1439997
By shitposters you mean them damn space rats rotting up the board! We need a mallet!

>>1439997
>you never want to invite /m/ shitposters to your threads.
This. /m/ shitposters are not trolls, they're zealots, and of the savage end of tumblr variety. They've been at it for a long time and /m/ is shifting its political spectrum because of it.

>>1440112
And yet they are stupid enough to not include Megas in their power ranking chart.

/co/ had to come in and slap them.

Alzheimers spam has been once again wiped off of /bant/ after reaching about 35 threads, or 25% of the board. They shall not be seen until August, most likely.

It feels like there's been a lot more spam recently.
Everyone's getting there hands on some sort of script or bot.

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>>1440775
I think the reason it was started in this case was to slide the /pol/ threads being dumped into /bant/ by the moderation team. 18 threads, including multiple generals (NatSoc, AnCap, AnMon) were sent there a couple days ago which is when the Alzheimers posted started picking up again, and it happened again around the time more /pol/ threads showed up earlier.

>>1440785
Why are political generals getting dumped into the random board?

>>1440792
/bant/ is /pol/'s garbage bin, why else would such pointless board exist?

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In other non-4chan related news.
The Tsuki systemspace countdown ends in 2 hours
https://systemspace.link

>>1440824
and literally no one will do it

>>1440824
what is that about

>>1440824
Is that that lainchan suicide cult?

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>>1440825
Tsuki might.
>>1440826
https://systemspace.link/dataverses/Compendium/
>>1440827
>Is that that COMFY lainchan suicide cult
Yes.

>>1440834
>>1440826
https://systemspace.link/faq.php
In case you don't wanna read through all that shit

>>1440834
what is that song in the background?

>>1440004
fuck you

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>>1440839
Not sure, apparently from bejeweled 3 though.
https://systemspace.link/music.php

Stan Lee's wife died
>>>/co/93685763

>>1440991
He's like the nameless one, someone else dies in his place every time

on /gw2g/, the Guild Wars 2 General on /vg/, there was one poster that was so mad that he got banned, he actually made a bot that takes posts from other generals and posts them in the thread.
it's a very confusing place now
>>>/vg/181975573

>>1441513
truly spam and bots are the future of this site

>>1441562
Honestly it isn't that hard.
All you have to do is type a few captchas or pay a service, I even wrote a bot that works with the captchas. I'm hardly a programmer.

>>1441562
Yeah, that's how /vp/ porn wave happened yesterday. It feels like bot posting is becoming more and more common.

There has to be a way to kill the bots.

>>1441513
lmao

Fusion Fall is returning
>>>/co/93704688

>>1440827
what the fug....

>>1441932
It's a fan run recreation that is teetering on the edge of a DMCA at all times. On top of than there's signs they are adding new cartoons and inviting even more trouble.

This will be wonderful or a dumpster fire, either way it's worth watching.

>>1441932
Dexter?

It keeps happening
>>>/co/93687023

>>>/lgbt/8551546
I was being curious browsing /lgbt/ and this is the first time I seen this happening, he guessed his post number lol

>>1442523
Gay. New.
You.

>>1438491
Which one?

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Underage gets publicly banned on /pol/.
/pol/ needs to be deleted

can someone explain the autism that going on in this thread? http://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/159482299#top

might be easier to see if you start reading from the bottom

>>1443069
As soon as I saw Gabriel Dropout in OP pic I knew what it was going to be about.

There is no explanaition, it's just one very very autistic shitposter. People call him ACK (anti-crack kun). He was banned million times and he evaded million times. Just look for akemi or ack in archives to see the full scale of his autism. Report and ignore. Also since he often uses copypastas it's relatively easy to filter him out.

Put "marina splatoon" and tell me if you get 4chan as a source

>>1443083
Thanks.

>>1443137
Where? In google?
Anyway I'm not getting 4chan

>>1443010
Deleting /pol/ is like deleteing a sewage pipe completely oblivious to the fact shit's gonna go flying everywhere

>>1442523
Literally a newfag

>>1441919
Hiro probably doesn't care

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>>1443392
それは一度別のボードで起こった。
それは同じ日の世話をされた
それからもう一度それはMootの間だった.
それは同じスパマーだった。

>>1443010
Deleting /mlpol/ shit up the site for a few days, imagine what deleting /pol/ would do?
I'm still all for it, best drama we'd ever get most likely

>>1443392
If he found a way to monetize bot posting with a 4chan Pass, maybe then he would care.

>>>/tv/84745997

I genuinely dont know who that gaynigger was but he ded now

>>1443436
A forcible merge of /mlp/ and /pol/ would be the best board ever.

And now for something completely different
>>>/co/93731481

>>1443780
It wouldn't, /pol/ was being selfish and not thinking how that would affect /mlp/

>>1443903
If it were combined /pol/, /mlp/, and specifically allowed furry porn? Best community ever. I'm sure the /mlp/ folk would adapt, assuming they're not even on /pol/ already.

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>>1443953
They aren't, the thing about /mlp/ is that everybody there comes from somewhere, you have crossposters from all over the place and some of them even get their own threads where they can discuss both subjects (OS ponies for /g/, gun threads for /k/, Aryanne threads for /pol/, etc).

/mlp/ spends their free time drawing and writing, which is a double edged blade because the board produces OC but it floods the catalog with generals and occasionally attracts the wrong crowd (derpibooru faggots), if a fast board like /pol/ was to be merged with the shitposting would instantly kill all the generals (otherwise you would need to constantly bump threads through reply bait ala /vg/).

Another reason is because of how the shitposting is handled, the generals work as a filter that buries shitposting threads but due to the board's average to slow speed regular threads have enough time to stick around page 1 until people see them, if the board was faster show discussion threads (hell any thread) would be flooded in seconds which would force people to use clickbaity approaches like /v/ or /pol/, the shitposting that would come from /pol/ would only make things worse.

Finally, the porn wouldn't solve shit, /mlp/ already struggles to find things to discuss and the /pol/ crowd would eventually adapt and learn how to ignore it, it would not stop the bots from attacking the board (which is a big issue with /pol/ AFAIK) and would not generate content for /mlp/, the board would just be 90% /pol/ with pony porn used to derail threads people don't like while /mlp/ fights to have a handful of threads up

tl;dr the two boards are absolutely not compatible and merging them wouldn't work in the long run

Custom flags used on /pol/ in June.
Nazi 118444 (16.60%)
Templar 72673 (10.19%)
Pirate 56567 (7.929%)
Confederate 55498 (7.779%)
Gadsden 54004 (7.570%)
Fascist 47937 (6.719%)
Ancap 38482 (5.394%)
Kekistani 32787 (4.596%)
White Supremacist 31464 (4.410%)
European 24067 (3.373%)
Gay 24019 (3.367%)
Black Nationalist 19210 (2.693%)
Communist 16859 (2.363%)
Jihadi 16134 (2.261%)
Tree Hugger 15984 (2.240%)
United Nations 15731 (2.205%)
Hippie 15559 (2.181%)
Republican 14343 (2.010%)
Democrat 12371 (1.734%)
National Bolshevik 11851 (1.661%)
Anarchist 10346 (1.450%)
Muslim 9096 (1.275%)
Total 713426

i'm tired

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????
I don't understand why the icon is like this in my history.

>>1444179
Archive.

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>>1444180
Hmm?

>>1444186
it's probably just a browser error

>>1432057
white men

Another one of these
>>>/v/383345180

>just got banned for two days for a slightly off-topic post in a general that's usually filled with shitposting
JUST

>>1444284
What was your post, anon?

>>1444284
link post

>>1444287
He won't link it, it's a rule-breaking post

How come that /ctt/ is allowed on /v/ when it's not only a general but also hosts avatarfagging, erp and off topic discussion?
Every tuesday is a happening of incompetence.

>>1444347
Its a weekly thread, not a general

/vp/ is being fucking bombarded with furry porn again.

>>1444359
thus increasing the quality of the board

>>1444359
That retard made the mistake of spamming the only other board other than /qa/ where killing threads means nothing

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>>1444444
/qa/ GET!
is ok I guess

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>>1444470
The SACHIKO gives blessings to /vp/!?

>>>/r9k/38249404

Mods and janitors did a trap/gay shill holocaust and now they've retreated a general thread. It's likely the steamfag general cucks since their ERP thread got shut down so many times.

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>>>/ck/9136888
Anon made a tape hand soup.

>>1444287
>>1444323
It was a post in response to a fan-artist possibly drawing lewds. I asked for a link & got banned for it.

/vp/ just got annihilated.

>>1444969
Global rule #16. All request threads for adult content belong on /r/, and all request threads for work-safe content belong on /wsr/, unless otherwise noted.

That's one of rules mods are usually very strict about. You shouldn't be surprised. Next time try to be more subtle.
For example never ask for a link directly, ask for a name of artist. If you have his name it's really easy to google his pixiv/devainatart/patreon/whatever. Also request shouldn't be the only thing in your post. Write 4-5 on-topic sentences as response to some other anon and then very casually link to other post and politely ask about artist's name.

>>1444997
Fair enough. I just think it's insane the one time I asked for lewds lead to a ban, while not much is done about constant shitposting in that thread.

>>>/v/383401318
Thread exists, but it's not displayed in catalog or in 4chan archive. All images 404 and you can't post anything.
Comments from mod:
><%nana-chan> Trapped in limbo.
><%nana-chan> Neither dead nor alive.
><%nana-chan> Only the worst threads deserve such a fate.

>>1445067
Hmm, cross-thread link properly displays it as deleted.
Lets try direct link: >>>/v/383401318

>>1445067
>>1445069
interesting

>>1445067
What is it?

>>1444997
>Write 4-5 on-topic sentences as response to some other anon and then very casually link to other post and politely ask about artist's name.
This is one of my favorite shitposting techniques. You can get away with almost anything if you embed it within a quality post.

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>>1445067
>>1445069
Spooky.

Someone please help /vp/

>>1445067
>>1445069
Well, let's see if this works
>>>/v/383401318

>>1445275
last hope
>>>/v/383401382

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>>1445236
Give people who are desperate an imaginary enemy.
They'll do your bidding for you and fight for you without having to do any leading.

>>1445099
No, /vp/ is garbage.

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>>1445449
/vp/ has suffered over the years.

>>1445084
Same, sometimes I want to say something offtopic but just to be sure I reply to some random post and say something ontopic

Upcoming GETs within the next three weeks:
>>>/r/15555555
>>>/vp/33000000
>>>/pol/133333333
>>>/b/738888888
>>>/tv/85000000
>>>/a/160000000
>>>/a/159999999
>>>/mu/74000000
>>>/co/94000000
>>>/gif/11000000
>>>/asp/3000000
>>>/fit/42222222
>>>/tg/54444444

>>1445825
>Nearly 300 replies to this thread.
>Last thread in page 10 was bumped 15 hours ago.

Yeah, I doubt this thread will survive that long.

>>1445839
I could just repost it

>>1445839
You never know anon.

Looks like /vg/ is getting raided again.

/vg/'s BEING RAIDED
>>>/vg/

Some retard is spamming the fuck out of /vg/.

/vg/ just got flooded by Pokeporn poster. 10 pages of threads instantly.

fucking furshit faggot, do something about it

Damn you spammer, killing my generals ;_;

>>1446356
Can't help being impressed though

Why always /vg/?

>>1446361
I think he actually posted 12 pages worth, but some people bumped in the microseconds between his postings.

And they are gone.
>>1446368
It's usually /vp/.

And cleaned up just like that.

>>1446354
Damn.

damn, i thought a mod went rogue for a second
i feel sorry for the poor suckers that use /vp/

>>1445099
>>1445449
>>1446354
>>1446359
>>1446361
>>1446368
These posts gave me a chuckle

The spambot's moved to /v/

/v/ just got nuked by discord posters.

/v/ just got fucking OBLITERATED

>mods once again ignoring botting and now this happens

>>1446400
>>1446401
>>1446403
>/vp/ -> /vg/ -> /v/
Is this reverse alphabetical order? /u/ is next.

>>1446400
Jesus, how fucking useless is Hiro?

/vr/ here pls no raid

>>1446416
There is no way to stop spambots without a whitelisting or account system. I'm surprised it took anyone this long to take advantage of it.

Where is he going next?
Hope it's /tv/ or /a/

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Holy fuck. This is one of the most successful board raids I've ever seen, shit wiped the catalog clean.

>>1446416
Streaming Mobile games with other dude.
The websocket tracker exploit took about a month and a half to fix.

>>1446433
Its not a raid, its the /vg/ spammer.

>>1446433
Will the /qa/ spammer be able to compete?

>>1446433
Slugfucker was worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s5vRVmkNMc

>>1446424
You can't stop them from making threads, but you can delink thread creation from thread pruning. And if the mods wanted to, they could resurrect all threads from the archive when they clean up the spam, but I doubt they give a shit.

>>1446447
He's small time.

you guys seem alright
don't go to /vr/ in a few minutes

>>1446456
Thanks, sorry to hear Bui's bot has moved past attacking /vp/.

>>1446489
It's not the bot's fault that the system allows users to remove other people's threads.

>>1446447
no way /qa/ is for hobbyist not proffesionals

Oh cool, we hit the bump limit, that's rate for /qa/.

>>1446447
Is this accurate?
>120 threads in 10 seconds.
If so then no, not at the spamming rates I've seen from it.

うるさいわね

>>1446433
Oh my god what if he posted on /po/
The entire board'd be starting over

>>1446638
It would take MONTHS for them to have a page 10 again.

Some rando on /tg/ has for the past five days made what amounts to the same bait caster vs martial thread that somehow keeps getting posts.

New thread goes here:

>>1447316