It took me 8 months but I finally turned my $3k neetbux into $25k. All while shitposting on /qa/ all day.
Why aren't you virgins doing the same?
>>1431090
Tax is coming for you
>>1431091
Tax comes for everyone and $25k is a pretty low bracket to begin with. I'm not worried.
How?
>>1431096
Secret.
>>1431094
(((they))) will find a way
So the discordbros move onto plan 2.
>>1431100
become thounsandnaires?
>>1431100
Why are you on the same discord?
>>1431090
because you niggers aren't sharing money-making ways
don't know how and i don't really care anyway
i have everything i need
they cut off your funding if your account has too much money, so congrats shithead you just "earned" yourself out of the comfy life
The first time I opened a stock trading account I bought $1000 worth of a "recommended stock" the brokerage was advertising, it turned out to be a solid stock instead of something that was just being advertised, got a 50% return in six months. Then I lost all my money on penny stocks.
I don't think I'd ever be able to day trade it's super stressful for the kind of personality I have.
Also I bought 50 btc in 2011 when they were still $20/each, two weeks later the price crashed to like $0.50 and I was going to scoop up a bunch more but everyone claimed BTC was finished so I didn't. But that's another story I guess.
Someone please teach me how to do it.