Salsa Verde™

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Salsa Verde™ 2017-06-28 06:34:26 Post No.
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Salsa Verde™ GR15 DEFENSE FORCE 2017-06-28 06:34:26 Post No. [Report]

I sometimes wonder why Salsa Verde isn't a more popular flavor of Doritos™.

Whenever I go to the store and request Salsa Verde Flavored Doritos™, it always seems as if they have every flavor in stock except for Salsa Verde Flavor™. It vexes me.

Probably my favorite thing in the world to do is to eat an entire bag of Salsa™ Verde™ Flavored™ Doritos™ and then, when my fingers are covered with spicy crumbs, rub them sensuously around my nipples, coating them with delicious Salsa Verde™ Flavour™™. My mother caught me doing this once, and it was shortly thereafter that she installed a partition between our sleeping areas.

The next time you are at the store, please ask the management to keep Salsa Verde™ Flavored Doritos™ in regular stock. I feel that if enough people request them, they will be sure to begin stocking them in most areas, and my local corner store will begin to carry them as well. One time my dog licked the Salsa Verde Crumbs™ off of my nipples and it gave him heartburn. He later died.

Anonymous 2017-06-28 06:37:06 Post No.1427041
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Anonymous 2017-06-28 06:37:06 Post No.1427041 [Report]

I haven't seen those in a while, you're right. They were pretty good.

Anonymous 2017-06-28 06:49:09 Post No.1427046
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Anonymous 2017-06-28 06:49:09 Post No.1427046 [Report]

I've been surviving on Salsa Verde Flavored Doritos for the past 2 weeks. Normally I cook chicken nuggets in my oven but I can't right now. So Salsa Verde saved my life.

This big ass rat got into my oven and made it it's home. It won't fucking leave. I've been waiting for it to starve and die in there but it keeps eating the burnt shit at the bottom of the oven so instead of starving it's thriving.

I really dont know what to do about it. I called my parents and they sighed and told me not to bother with stupid crap like this and grow the fuck up. I tried to turn the heat up on it in there but the last time I did that it started going berserk and slamming into the walls of the oven and the room started to smell like burnt rat hair. I'm probably just going to move apartments.

Anonymous 2017-06-28 08:53:28 Post No.1427133
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Anonymous 2017-06-28 08:53:28 Post No.1427133 [Report]

>>1427046
Aaaaand saved. This'll be a good copypasta with some edits.

Anonymous 2017-06-28 10:03:04 Post No.1427182
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Anonymous 2017-06-28 10:03:04 Post No.1427182 [Report]

>>1427133
Newfag.

Anonymous 2017-06-28 10:09:09 Post No.1427782
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Anonymous 2017-06-28 10:09:09 Post No.1427782 [Report]

>>1427182
Don't ever fucking call me that again. You have no idea who you're dealing with.

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