>tfw still haven't had sex in june

>>1413182
there is still 7 1/2 days left in June, more than enough time.

>tfw becoming a wizard this year

>tfw you will never have sex

why june specifically

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>>1413182

>>1413750
I'm pretty sure people on reddit have sex

>>1414105
not defending the "i can't criticize you so i will instead call you reddit" argument, but i think the implication is he's had sex in every month except june, meaning he does have sex

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>tfw turning 26 on Sunday & still haven't had a girlfriend or had sex ever.

all day long I dream about sex

>>1414469
It took only milliseconds for it to start playing in my head. Just/f/things

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>mfw never had sex but have no sex drive so don't give a fuck and the /r9k/ self pity party is completely alien to me

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>>1413182
>tfw people, here of all places, are getting laid.

Doe's this mean I have a chance?

>>1414540
Nobody is getting laid, it's all talk.

>>1414540
No

>>1414540
No, you never did.

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>>1415022
>>1415297
>>1415693

It's good to have you guys back, I was wondering where you were...

>>1416152
back

>>1416152
back

>>1416152
back

feels bad man

>>1417476
go have sex

>>1418241
you should too

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Virginity is very important.

It's my birthday today. 26 years of being a failure.

Genuine wizard here, any questions?

>>1413189
still plenty of time

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>>1419165
Very, very important!

>>1419208
Go have sex today.

>>1420391
RIGHT NOW

>>1420710
IMMEDIATELY

>>1421132
YESTERDAY

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>>1421243
I'll call now.

>>1421249
Are you having sex right now?

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>>1419779
But everyone told me that being a virgin is the worst thing you can do.

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>>1421559
Have you not heard of the wizard-hood legends then?

I think I'm going to buy a fleshlight with my bday money.

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>>1421645
May your ventures fare well

>>1421559
Don't listen to those normies