How does a neckbeard shut-in NEET find men willing to pay me

>>1407620
You gotta get a sex change first.
and probably lose some weight.

ask /r9k/

>>1407621
No thanks, not going to get a sex change. Also where would I get the money from?
>>1407622
They can't even talk to a girl let alone suck a dude's dick.

>>1407626
ask /adv/

>>1407627
I could but this place is also for questions and answers.

here's what you do, you dress in drag, try your best to look like some chick,
hang around in the middle of the night and try your best to look like a prostitute,
hope some guy picks you up, when you get close enough when his guard is down and he's ready to have you suck his dick,
you rip off the drag, yell "surprise fucker! want some dick?!", in that split second, you whip it out and slap him across the face with it in one swift motion, pushing all your weight into the direction of the slap in a clockwise motion,
if you're lucky, you'll hear a snap and you'll knock him out and steal his wallet and run away.
(NOTE: if you have a small peenor, you can't slap him with it, so bring a fish )

As always, the Ramones have the answer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qcMjKxt-dE

>>1407631

This except you pull out your gun and rob him