I'll just leave this here...

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>>1403185
I am outside now but I will dump some once I get home. Plz keep this thread alive for 24 hrs and I will dump then

>>1403211
Thanks for posting this intensely cute girl! So delightful to see this posted in my thread... but I don't think I can keep this specific thread alive for that long. I can recreate it, though.

>>1403185
These were one of the highlights of y2k internet.

>>1403241
>2008
>y2k

'no'

>>1403211
It's just one picture so far, just remake if it's not here in 24 hours.

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>>1403185
This got me to blow the dust off my old crusty /sci/ folder hoping to find some of these old troll science images in it, but I guess I didn't save any (or maybe they're buried deep in some other arbitrary folder)

Please accept this image as a replacement

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I'm back, posting over satellite so it may be a little slow.

>>1404483
This is like saying eating your shit is unlimited food.

Man, those were great. Do you have that perpetual motion one? Not >>1404487, it used a magnet iirc.

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>>1404500
There should be a lot like that

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Magnets are always magic objects.

I really miss the troll science meme.

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>>1404511
sometimes with other ones

>>1404523
Why would this not work?

>>1404528
Why would it work?
Why doesn't your desk fly into the "vacuum" of space right now?

>>1404529
my desk is flying through the vacuum of space as we speak

>>1404543
No it isn't

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Some troll math.

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Getting more into "math posted by trolls".

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the classic guaranteed replies image

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A lot of these were made on /sci/, unfortunately most weren't particularly funny.

>>1403185
how would you shoot the enemy...?

>>1403211
Is there a high quality version of the merge? It would be cool to frame it.

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>>1404225
Holy shit it's been a long time since I've seen this. Still giggling like it's tbe first time.

>>1404485
>2017
>falling for literal troll sience
Young punks, get off my lawn.

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>>1404512

>>1403185

>trollface went out of fashion 7 years ago

jesus christ I've literally wasted my youth on this website

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>>1406396
>I've literally wasted my youth on this website

>>1406396
who are you quoting

The best thread on /qa/ right now.

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>>1406396
>you remember the first thread when rageguy was used

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old /sci/

>>1404483
This one is at least half right; IIRC scuba gear vents some percentage of CO2 and reuses the remaining CO2 and oxygen until all of the oxygen has been used. Some amount of CO2 or NO2 also has to be either reused or incorporated in the air tank, otherwise divers would experience the lightheadedness and disorientation associated with a pure-oxygen environment.

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/sci/ also has a necrobumping heritage.

>>1404477
Isn't there a train that works exactly like this?

>>1408443
Magnetic levitation has always been a thing.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperloop

>>1405115
this is impossible fuck you

>>1409942
sorry, you've been diagnosed

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>>1405115
done fag

>>1404499
Is that thing about gravity actually true?

>>1408475
>Most experts are skeptical, saying that the proposals ignore the expenses and risks of developing the technology and that the idea is "completely impractical".[9] Claims have also been made that the Hyperloop is too susceptible to disruption from a power outage or terror attacks to be considered safe.[9]
Fucking pussies. Fears like this are why we as a race are being held back from our true potential. Just hook up a backup power thing to it. You can already see solar panels attached to the tubes in another image so that solves that problem.

>>1407706
Didn't someone test this out ingame?

>>1410063
Yes. Combination of centrifugal force counteracting gravity and centrifugal force causing the planet to bulge slightly there, making the surface further from the center.

>>1410073
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S85nudR6D-Y

>>1410089
So it should work in theory, however the profit would probably be negligible and not even pay for the transport costs.

>>1410141
It won't work because people know about the gravity difference and will pay you based on the mass, not the weight.

>>1413596
does anyone know if this is actually possible? like jump at the very last possible moment, not high enough to hit your heard on the ceiling either

>>1410063
That is why you can't launch a rocket into space from anywhere. Because of this USA and USSR launched their spacecraft from places like Florida (Cape Canaveral) and Kazakhstan.

>>1413608
https://van.physics.illinois.edu/qa/listing.php?id=139
So yes in theory but it wouldn't help much.

>>1410150
not true.

>>1405307
what. that is not falling for it.

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>>1414792
?

>>1415298
>he fell for it in 2017
retard

>>1404547
It's flying through the vacuum of space along with a planet.

>>1416514
>flying
>/'flʌJJŋ/
>adjective
>adjective: flying
> 1.
> moving or able to move through the air with wings.
> "a flying ant"
> synonyms: airborne, in the air, in flight;
Hence you can't "fly" through a vacuum
Yes its a technicality, but I can't be wrong on the internet or they'll take away my license

>>1413608
if the elevator was falling i would imagine you would be almost floating already so you wouldn't be able to jump

>>1404484
more like you just fall

>>1404490
>This takes practice tho

age

>>1403185

>>1403185

>>1417198
why wouldn't this one work?

>>1425467
Things don't freeze instantly in space, for one thing. If the sun isn't shining on them, they slowly radiate away their heat, but that's no different than what happens on earth at night. Not to mention the warming caused by the rockets.

The best troll science is the troll science that's real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CcgmpBGSCI

>>1403185
Thanks.

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>>1405115
The rules never said anything about going through walls. Most people just let their brain subconsciously limit themselves due to habit and conditioning, in addition to a poor imagination.

>>1429114
>unthaw
FUCK

>>1430495
Now post the one for religion.

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>>1430665
I don't have one but I have this.

>>1431301
>bible is only reason god exists
>bible is literature
>planet without literature still exists
God confirmed fake

>>1431301
>>1432662
I thought this was a troll science thread, not /b/ creationism bait.

>>1429114
FYI, boiling water in the freezer is how you get clear ice cubes.

Sometimes hot water freezes faster than cold water.

>>1433408
That's not how energy works.

>>1433574
Boiling water on average freezes faster.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mpemba_effect

>>1404510
I like how the punch line is "congratulations you are now in space" like that is supposed to be a good thing

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>>1412222
>intel 486

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>>1431308
Had a giggle

>>1435082
Neither, it's perfectly balanced assuming both balls are the same volume.

>>1435590
Faggot

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>>1435082
Realized that was an edit I did. Here's the original.

>>1404477

Not troll science if it actually exists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSheVhmcYLA

>>1404525

Photon propulsion is a thing.

>>1435713

Why wouldn't this work?

>>1435734
The trick with these is to work through the cycle, only thinking in terms of energy rather than force.

>>1435734
conservation of energy, Newton's laws, basically high school knowledge you absolute failure

>>1435822
>implying I went to school

>>1435822
Of course conservation of energy says it doesn't work. But you haven't solved the puzzle until you identify the mistake in the troll reasoning that says it does work.

>>1435836
Let's see what happens >>>/diy/1203864

>>1436040
Mods don't like fun.

>>1405120
1/2

>>1405115
iirc there's just one too many doors, but there was an actual mathematical explanation

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>>1436040
I mentioned this one over in that thread, and combining it with some of the stuff from >>1435713 ...

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>>1436395
... here is my improved version. Unlike >>1435713 it would actually run if you built it. It's trickery, not perpetual motion, though.

>>1410150
>>1413713
Gold's price is actually measured in Karats, whoch isn't exactly either weight or mass

>>1436726
Karats are 1/24; they measure how much of an object is gold, not how much gold you have.

>>1436741
Oh ok,sorry for being retarded.

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>>1428479
>Most people just let their brain subconsciously limit themselves due to habit and conditioning, in addition to a poor imagination.
Yeah mate. I have some news for ya.

>>1436726
When I look it up, the most common seems to be US$ / troy ounce. Now I know there's some confusion due to pounds sometimes being used as a unit of force (the weight of a 1 pound object at standard gravity), but normally ounces, pounds, etc. are units of mass.

>>1438047
Two different solutions to the same problem. The point though is to not be nuerotypical. Not being a normalfag means a lot more than just being one alternative type, there are as many ways to not be normal as their are numbers.

>>1435679
I saw a troll science image somewhere that basically describes a rocket / the moon landing program. Haven't been able to find it, though.

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>>1428479
Dude, you just need to go trough/jump over a wall like those Electrical "engineers" do by using a 3D line
>>1438047
>draw one line trough all of the doors
>16 lines
Yeah mate. I have some news for ya.

>>1425467
it would work

Bump for /qa/lity thread

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anime bump

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>>1403185
I'm going to reply to your thread again

>>1440420
/jp/ is better

>>1441426
sorry

>>1425467
This would work if we had some kind of space elevator-like water wheel. Send the water up it, the cooler it gets, when it gets to the top, all the water falls back down to earth. Global warming solved.

Or, if you did not want to send it to space to cool: send hot ocean water down a series of pipes down into a tank. Thanks to the geothermal effect, it will cool the water. Once the tank is filled, it will over flow, releasing the cool water back into the ocean thus mitigating the heating of the ocean.