Do you enjoy eating? I wish I could just drink a nutritional

>>>/ck/

I eat to forget
I'm fat

>>1395732
Exactly my sentiments, especially since I'm a picky eater and thus have a very unrounded diet. I wish I could just pop a pill and all my nutritional needs were met for the day.

I feel the same way. I don't even like the act of eating that much. Masticating things feels so inefficient. If smoothies and stuff weren't so relatively expensive I would just drink 3-4 of them a day and go about my business.

>>1395732
I enjoy the taste but the act of eating itself is a pain in the arse, I wonder if we'll get some sort of food pills to sustain us in the future.

>>1395732
>I wish I could just drink a nutritional puree
Try Soylent.
https://www.soylent.com

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Eating is something special for humans, though. Other animals eat to survive; they don't cook or get to taste many different things. To give up cooked food is to give up your humanity. You stand to tell me you wouldn't want to have a talented chef cook you a variety of different foods 3 times a day everyday?

>>1396297
who the hell eats three times every single day

>>1396298
Okay, what about six times a day?

>>1396298
Normies

>>1396297
Well, I guess it might be different if I was rich and had servants to cool meals, but that won't be happening. Eating itself still takes time, though.

>>1396314
Please save that word for /r9k/ or social media.

>>1396298
Breakfast, lunch, dinner?
That's probably the most common eating schedule for most people in the West.

>>1396643
breakfast is too early and lunch is useless
eating once every day is just fine

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dadee askdeded me ibs i habs wots o fud nd i sayd no eye ams almost owt obs fud nd he wuk supwysd!! but tens i weemindeded hims tat aphoweets eet wyk ayt towsand cawowees a day nd tat i...his widdl muslel gorl must mayk ebowee muslel ins my bodee pay! tees entitees wil woo te day tat tey chos ME tu kum and pway! my etornol mortawl pway...i wils mayk tem al go way! !!! ! !! !!!

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>Do you enjoy eating?
I don't, eating is such a hassle. It's a waste of time and i hate it, if i could not do it i wouldn't. Cooking also takes a lot of time, i also hate it.

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eye cook tu wiv! witowt my gwiddl obs justis i wuld be vegetaytiv! yu habs tu eet heltee tu keeps te spark in yor eye! ter is mor tu a gud meel ten tu simpwee not dye! !!!

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>>1396649
>>1396658
STOPS THIS

>>1395732
>Do you enjoy eating?
Yes, if you don't you're a freak of nature.

>Cooking also takes a lot of time
Not true at all, I usually spend 30 minutes on stuff that lasts me 3 or 4 days.
People spend more time on smoke breaks, jerking off or socializing.

>>1396649
>>1396658
Don't stop doing this cuteposter

>>1395732
>Do you enjoy eating?
Do you enjoy breathing? I wish eating wasn't necessary, as it would save me a lot of time.

>>1396649
Daddy asked me if I have lots of food and I said no, I am almost out of food. He looked surprised! Then I reminded him that athletes eat like a thousand calories a day and that I, his little muscle girl, must make every muscle in my body pay! These entities will rue the day that they chose me to come and prey! My eternal mortal prey — I will make them all go away!

>>1396658
I cook to live! Without my griddle of justice I would be vegetative! You have to eat healthy to keep the spark in your eye! There is more to a good meal than to simply not die!

>>1396650
I like cooking, and eating good food; but this. I would eat a few times a week for fun if I could get away with it

I can't believe I'm sharing an Earth with people who don't like eating. If I was rich I would spend hundreds of dollars everyday on food.

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>>1397171
This.
Sadly we live in a dimension where eating in abundance makes you a fat blob.
Imagine if we could eat and drink whatever tasty stuff and still look nice? Would be hella nice.

>>1396298
I do, because if I skip meals I start feeling woozy and shaky.

>>1397189
That would be ideal. I find myself unintentionally tracking sugar intake and all, and life would be so much more enjoyable if there wasn't a single reason to think about any of it.

>>1395732
If I could survive without eating I wouldn't eat.

Would much rather constantly smoke weed.

>>1395732

>>1397665
Doesn't marijuana make you hungry?

I like eating but sometimes I wish I didn't need to.

Eating is such a chore...

i hate shitting. if i could survive on iv i would.

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trollface

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>>1396306
I'd like to eat 6 times a day.
The more often you eat, the less overall food you consume during the day.

>>1395732

>>1399848
Yeah, that's the other thing about eating that sucks. I'm happy to see like-minded people on /qa/.

eating is gay, i wish i could just bump threads forever

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I enjoy eating.

>>1395961
Why don't you just drink soylent

haha food, what about bumps

i like bumping threads more than eating

I couldn't afford or make anything good.

>>1395732

>>1396385
Please save that word for /r9k/ or social media
Sorry, I'll put a "parasite trigger warning" up next time.

>>1396385
If you complain about the word "normies", you are a normie.

>>1403458
same

>>1396290
i lived almost completely of joylent (the soylent of europe) for like four months and it wasn't bad.

age

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I enjoy cooking and eating. You gotta realize that pleasure is most satisfying when you put effort into it. What's a reward without the journey? Unsatisfying, that's what.

>>1405643
If you use "normie" instead of "normalfag" you're probably not from around here.

>>1407458
they both originated here and there's no difference. it's like complaining about someone saying "fag" instead of "faggot".

>>1407484
>there's no difference.
as invented words, they're defined by the contexts in which they were used, and they were used in different contexts by different people