What would you do if you were the pope?
Get myself one of those free daily root beers
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I'd get a rope.
Promote traditional Catholic values and assist the peace process.
>>1378458
I would contemplate the vastness of existence and perhaps reach unprecedented levels of connections with the universe. Most likely the idea of god I would have would be so new and heartwarming that I could wallow in the numbness of faith forever. I would also have sex with lots of underage girls and I would eat the best food on the planet. I'm not sure if I would have the time to do drugs as well, but I'd love to take lsd maybe twice every year. Basically I would dedicate my life to earthly and non earthly pleasures.