4chan happenings thread

reminder to report and ignore shitposting

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Take it easy in this thread; you're among friends!

>assphaggots OP
absolutely 2017

>>1300163
based /ota/faggot flaunting his superior taste
and what do you do bro? too good for video games? too good for anything but sitting on a mongolian basket weaving forum and shitting your pants?

lold

>>1300164
4chan is a political website, you weeb trash dont belong here anymore.

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>>1300149
This is a friend thread!

>>1300170
True, get those /jp/ tards OUTTA HERE!

Top 5 Anime Posts of All Time

Hide troll posts and do not respond to them. If there's not a happening there isn't anything to comment on.

>>1300177
based retard

I like how we've gone from "DO NOT DISCUSS ANYTHING IN THIS THREAD. PERIOD." to "uh... j-just discuss the happenings, okay?"

Moving goalposts like madmen.

I gotta say /bant/ fills just the right niche for a random board. I always felt like each of the other boards were missing something.
/b/ has no rule against porn dumps so it's filled with way too much of that.
/r9k/ has the annoying robot functionality and is just a bunch of /soc/ bullshit.
[s4s] is an ironic shitposting board for some reason so you can't have any meaningful conversations there.
And /qa/ has no traffic on top of constantly being molested by a spambot which mods don't seem to care about.

/bant/ is, so far, a nice random board where you can truly discuss anything. The flags and IDs seem to help to keep people in line, too.

>>1300271
Not a happening.

>>>/bant/102931

>>1300274
I gotta say /bant/ fills just the right niche for a random board. I always felt like each of the other boards were missing something.
/b/ has no rule against porn dumps so it's filled with way too much of that.
/r9k/ has the annoying robot functionality and is just a bunch of /soc/ bullshit.
[s4s] is an ironic shitposting board for some reason so you can't have any meaningful conversations there.
And /qa/ has no traffic on top of constantly being molested by a spambot which mods don't seem to care about.

/bant/ is, so far, a nice random board where you can truly discuss anything. The flags and IDs seem to help to keep people in line, too.

Wanna know how to troll /k/?

>>1300153
based and white

Happening
>>>/bant/110580

>>1300305
NOW I SEE
THAT KINGDOM HEARTS
IS LIGHT

>>1300305
I have a filter that prevents me from seeing threads like this, I don't know why you haven't done the same.
/([a-zA-Z])(\1+)?([^\W\d\1])(\1|\3)(\1|\3)(\1|\3)(\1|\3)(\1|\3)(\1|\3)+/

I think it's this one.

/d/ is the best because it's a board for the most degenerate pornography possible and a ton of the threads there aren't even pornographic. There's literally one for censored porn. It's great.

Funny to think /d/ is pretty much the only porn board I've ever frequented in all my years here.

>>1300336
That's because it's the only porn board worth going to. All the rest are dead.

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>>1300336
I visit /d/ occasionally to see how far the human psyche is able to take fetishes. The skinsuit one really interested me personally, not that I'm into it, but how other people are.

>>1300328
How the fuck does that work?

>>1300376
I don't know, I don't know how filters work, I just have other people do the work for me. Wait for someone with CSS knowledge or whatever to show up and explain.

>>1300375
There's a whole big name movie with ScarJo about that exact thing. It's called Under the Skin.

>>1300336
Yet loli isn't allowed...

>>1300328
That doesn't look like it. I can't really tell what that would check. letter followed by 1 or more \1s followed by not a non-word character, not a digit, and not a \1 and then some other stuff.

I don't get that guy who keeps insisting I'm mad because I bump a thread. Honestly I'm surprised he's dumb enough to keep responding to me, all he does is give me a post to respond to and bump the thread so I don't have to waste time coming up with my own bump. Is he mad? And I mean mad in the British way like "Are you mad, you daft wanker?"

>>1300404
All I know is I have a filter in there somewhere that blocks people going HAHAHAHAHAHAHA or NOOOOOOOOOOO and so on.

>>1300406
Please don't blog here.

>>1300412
Post your filter list?

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>>1300389
I'll totally check it out. Awesome.
Reminds me of this one classic

>>1300406
Hahaha holy shit, someone else took over while I was typing that and drove him even more nuts. This is bloody brilliant.

I'd be blushing too if I was Tibbers and I got to be hugged by Annie all the time.

>>1300425
Think I'm gonna create that thread again the moment it hits 300, just see how much it pisses off all the /qa/dditors.

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>>1300425
Whatever he's doing seems to be working if you're here talking about it in another thread.

>>1300437
You mean causing me to shit up not just one but two threads? Yeah bro, nice work there, your epic plan was a success.

>>1300437
>>1300443
owned

Remember to not give (you)s to shitposters, ignore and report!

Also why would a /jp/ spinoffer say "8gag"? Don't think that's where he's from at all. Probably some /pol/bro playing himself IMHO.

>>1300445
Good luck with that buddy. You can't escape me anywhere on this site. Hell, I'll (you) myself if you don't.

If you don't wanna talk to me, run off to https://desuarchive.org/meta/ which I don't care about. This ain't your home.

>>1300448
He probably is, but he seems to get anal when someone call him an 8gagger but i guess both work

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>>1300461
i want to be friends with you

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>>1300487
tomodachi?

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>>1300478
No, he has a distinct style. He's the 8gag drawfag that used to spend most of his time here roleplaying as /pol/. He's back, but so far hasn't drawn anything. He left when one of his /b/ros on 8gag came here to explain to /qa/ who he was and everyone started laughing at his lame "dream" of becoming a mod on /b/ there.

>>1300461
This guy is different, he's not the 8gag guy. This guy has been trolling for a few weeks here at least. I can't say for sure if it's ol' "public enemy of /qa/ #4" but I get a strong impression that it is.

I figure explaining some things is okay for a happenings thread since they're here in the thread directly.

MY FACE WHEN I'm not with the /mlpol/ posters but they made use of the thread I created. Good stuff. Gonna have to remember to post more at this hour if this is when they're out and about. Guess they have a schedule?!

>>1300502
Lmao I'm literally both people you refer to, shows just how much you know, Mr. "Expert" with a puffy vulva.

>>1300487
>>1300495
What you don't realize is that we are already friends. I am a man of many masks, but beneath the mask is your best friend. A S R - wait, not that one.

>>1300508
No, there are key differences. For example you like to add "lol" and other acronyms to your post to give a laid back impression as you sweep from thread to thread replying to everything. The other guy is generally more focused and doesn't hesitate to show extreme anger.

>>1300502
relevant:
http://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1140317/#1140378
http://archive.is/zxaPM

>>1300534
Awesome, I was hoping had that saved. Thanks.

>>1300529
I add in those acronyms simply so that I can fool you into thinking I'm a different person from the one who doesn't use acronyms.
How amusing that such a simple trick worked so well.

I'm capable of wearing any disguise. For example, remember that cute little Kemono Friends thread from the other day? Bet you didn't realize you were playing with me.

chuuni as h*ck

I don't know why "Reminder to report and ignore shitposting" is so funny to me. It's like a burn of all the generals that have gotten so self-absorbed as to include that statement, without realizing the futility of such an endeavor.

Sometimes I follow up my own post with a comment like >>1300559, to add to the illusion that there are a bunch of based /ota/bros mocking everyone they don't like.

In reality, the number is one or two. But I've made it look like so many more.

>>1300565
Wow, that's pretty impressive.

Baited the spambot into spamming the thread then created another. Would be funny if he moved into the fresh thread only to see I created yet another.

>>1300596
Haha yeah

>>1300565
same

I like that /qa/ has gone back to the old days of being the board where people link posts they want deleted and the mods delete the posts.

/qa/ is like a rubber band, you can stretch it out but eventually it will just bounce back.

>>1300596
holy shit

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alI me btw

>>1300596
he's gonna be so mad

Wait.
The guy who keeps saying "based 8gag"
Then proceeds to spam the thread with /mlpol/ posts talking about 8gag
So the guy posting "based 8gag"
is from /mlpol/.

>>1300656
its me lol

>>1300660
hey dont impersonate me

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>>1300664
Fuck off /qa/dditors, it is me lol

>>1300669
says the dumb /qa/mblrtard

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>>1300671
all my posts

Filter for towerposting:
/(?:>>\d(?:(?!>>\d)[^])*){8}/
The "8" can be changed to the number of replies required before it activates the filter.

>>1300675
Really forces me to ponder, laughed to be honest family.

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fucking triggered /qa/mbltards

>>1300675
then I guess...I'll have to tower post...7 replies at a time

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all you

>>1300675
Don't listen to this guy that this infects your PC with malware

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about

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>>1300675
this?

/v/-tier shitposting

>>1300688
hehe filterfags BTFO

>>1300690
it was pretty epic until retards started towerposting

>>1300690
It's so epic I can hardly contain myself

>>1300695
>It's epic until it gets me mad, then it's not epic!
Nice quote from you! Richard Butts! We call you Dick for short!

>>1300700
Wayq

/qa/ is reclining

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>>1300703

He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.

>>1300707
Shut up youw riwth your pretentious bullshit, fg.

LOLsome butthurt moron created a discussio[n thread. IGNORED!

>>1300717
me2 lol

>>1300706
This is getting me really f*kkin steamed!

>>1300706
(2)
WHAT'S IN 1? WHAT'S IN 1?

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>>1300727
A bit disappointing...

>>1300732
He said after erasing the text of his Shrek x Shadow the Hedgehog fanfiction.

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>>1300738
I would never do such a thing

>>1300742
>April 12
What happened that day, ppp? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

Stefen mentions /pol/ again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ZZzQcCWhc

This guy found two shinies at the same time
>>>/vp/32464684

>>1300801
That's basically a miracle.

>>1300801
That's a good fucking thread. Thanks.

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>>1300801
Man, this stuff is hardcore. Great thread.

>>1300149
I want to hug Annie

>>1300404
At first glance, it's a shoddy-looking regexp, but \1 isn't doesn't match '\1' literally; it matches the first capturing group. Anything with unescaped parentheses around it is a capturing group. In this regards, the first capturing group is [a-zA-Z] which matches exactly one alphabetical character. (\1+)? means match 0 or more instances of the previous character and store it as the second capturing group. \2 isn't used in the rest of the regexp, so I don't know why they didn't use a non-capturing group here. [^] means "not", so [^\W\d\1] means match any alphabetical character that isn't \1 and the parentheses make it the third group. (\1|\3) means match either group 1 or 3. As >>1300412 correctly guessed, the regexp matches both HAHAHAHA and NOOOOOO.

>>>/tv/82435812
>>>/tv/82435829
Something amazing happened.

>>1300889
Huh, I've never used capture groups internal to the regex. That's neat.

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Four new inductees to the video game hall of fame. /v/ is filled with shitposting right now.

Frankly I am very surprised to hear that these weren't already a part of it. They're all pretty important games.

>>1300841
Good taste.

>>>/bant/123336
Much OC here. Porn was a mistake.

>>1300910

Yeah that is strange actually. There's probably way newer games that were already in it as well.

I'm dreading the boardtanfaggots trying to push a /bant/-tan already because they want to have e-fame even though the whole point of a -tan is that it's created after the board has had time to develop a personality.

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>>1300953
Loved how /vip/ portrayed itself as a rich young snob when in reality the board is a slow retirement home that takes it too easy.

>>1300958
/vip/ feels like 2015 /qa/
but this is probably how most of the topicless hidden boards feel like, see /con/

>>>/bant/123456
Another cirno get

>>1300149
So /bant/ is basically ironic leftypol.
The Canadian and Australian spammers have made so many communist threads that keep getting bumped by /pol/ that it pretty much looks like they're fighting the communists.
>>>/bant/127554

>>>/bant/127431

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>>1301051
I was hoping /bant/ becomes /leftypol/. Imagine all the raids and autistic shit-flinging.

>>1300910

It took that long for Donkey Kong to get in there?

Three movie features confirmed, people are losing their shit over the third one because two shitty OCs will finally meet
>>>/mlp/30021225

/co/ has a sticky
>>>/co/92087017

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>>>/co/92129062

>>1301729
I never did like those Boys Club comics (I found them gross) but I do feel bad for him that his character was co-opted by white nationalists for some reason. No joke, Spencer had a Pepe pin and tried to say Pepe was "a symbol of the white nationalist movement" before some hero (clearly a Boys Club fan) punched him in the face.

If I were him I'd try to trademark the Pepe character or something so that 4chan has to add Pepe images to a filter and autoban people that try to use them. That would be funny.

>>>/vp/32463171

/vp/ had another "owls aren't birds" moment.

A few months ago people in these threads unanimously agreed that "who are you quoting" is a cancerous meme that killed /jp/. Now you see everyone use it all the time unironically. Funny how things change when you feel threatened by /pol/.

>>1301814
Sup Andy.
REDDIT

>>1301720
They're not OCs if they were created officially you idiot.

Someone just woke up.
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>>1301832
Reddit

>>1301827
shitty legacy characters are OC tier

>>1301848
>legacy
*cringe*

>>1301729
>Implying he can kill frogposting.

Pepe have grown beyond his hands. He'll never ever be able to take him away from us.

>>1301868
Based 8gagbro saying "based" and "epic"!

Based epicbro!

Epic basedbro!

Epic epic epic!

Based based based!

Big bro!

Lil bro!

Dead but still bros!

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Someone who isnt jlist bought ad space, lets see how long it survives

>>1301936
That's a good sign, I suppose. I assume everyone else on /qa/ has ads blocked because of hiro.

>>1301936
>Play it, before YouTube spoils it for you.
Wow, great fucking tagline.

>>1301936
Didn't know youtube could play video gays

based 8gagbro posting about youtube ads

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based a pic of pro bass

>>1301951
It can spoil movies.

>>>/int/74496103

doesnt say much but this is the best thread on /int/ right now

>>1302015
>Brazilian memes
oh boy

based 8gagbro linking /int/ and calling it a happening

>>1302070
why are you responding?

I dont appreciate the OP image

based 8gagbro asking me why i'm responding

Has /pol/ slowed down at all with the creation of /bant/? Anyone got a chart? I'm curious if /bant/ was successful in easing the burden on /pol/ and moving the off topic stuff to a new board.

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>>1302113
The new board smell is already gone.

>>>/d/7404458
Happening on /d/.

stiggy
>>>/mlp/30026966

>>1302094
Speaking of the OP, can we start waiting until page 5 or something before making new threads? Unless we are being spammed /qa/ is usually pretty slow and we could continue using the same thread until them

>>1302298
I think the new thread was rushed out because of all the shitposting.

>>1301791
It's just newfags trying to imitate the "golden age" of /jp/

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>>1302312
A shitposter wanted to be the first one to make the next thread I imagine.

>>1302117
What caused that spike between March and may?

>>1302320
The phrase is no longer confined to /jp/. Jones really did make a monster.

>>1302321
and he fucked up the image, if this happens again i will make a new one myself when the old one is about to die

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>>1302320
You guys really can't decide on your enemy, can you? "This thread was made early to save us from shitposters!" "No, a shitposter made the thread!" Make up your damn minds.

>>1302322
That's right in the middle of the two, so it's April.

That was April 1st, when /pol/ was temporarily replaced by /mlpol/.

HEY

YOU

FUCKING

FAGGOTS

GUESS

WHAT

HAPPENED?

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>>1302455
Oh boy thread wars over which OP pic is the real one! It's just like /gsg/!

>>1302455
There is no way to prove either, thats the thing about shitposters, they are rarely ever organized enough to be pinpointed, most of the time they are just random nobodies looking for a laugh, with such things as intensity and persistence being varying from person to person, even i can shitpost this thread hard enough if i try and i can do all that without getting banned if i keep in mind the fact that mods don't give a shit while not breaking the rules that are usually enforced

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>>1302489
IMHO I've been coming to these threads for a long time and I always thought the people getting autistic about the OP pics were shitposters. What does the OP pic even matter in a general, most people just ignore it and go back to their general discussion.

>>1302494
If you had to choose between a thread that does not follow the usual format and one that does which one would you pick?

>>1302494
Sorry for continuing thread derailment. For /gsg/ the OP pic is always the same unless there is some extra shitposting or special steamcordplaza (current boogeyman) raid. Also it's said that the OP is for new players to reference as opposed to shitting up the thread with questions about what game is this or what game should I play. It's mostly the same due to tradition though.

we interrupt this shitposting with something completely different
>>>/co/92138536

Also its Jack night so there will be a sticky, back to you Bob

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>>1302503
Aside from the pic the OP is the same as ever. A description of the thread and a link to the previous thread. What's so special about having a screencap of the front page? Especially when that changes from minute to minute.

>>1302506
>back to you Bob
Dunkey reference, I like it.

>>1302502
Uh, I'd rather not have a thread follow a format at all, because generals are shit.

More /bant/ news.
>>>/bant/163867
The board is starting to shift in a similar direction as /qa/ in being counter 4chan culture.

>>1302537
I don't think there is a good reason besides tradition, i mean, you could argue that the person who follows the format is less likely to not be familiar with the threads but that is entering general territory which i don't think it applies well here considering how the subject of discussion often changes instead of being beaten down to death

>>1302618
Uh, not really. Being like /pol/ is not "4chan culture."

Like all boards that aren't /pol/, people aren't afraid to shit on /pol/ in /bant/. Which makes you wonder why /pol/ is the way it is. Is it the lack of moderation? Or are there actually shills (pro-Trump shills, ironically) that focus on /pol/, making it seem like the alt-right is more prevalent than it really is?

You know, it's funny. Any time you see them toss out another baseless accusation, you can safely assume it's something they're guilty of. A little research supports this.

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>>1302688
Speaking of /pol/:
Matt Furie, creator of Boys Club has killed off Pepe in the Fantagraphics FCBD comic.

Congrats guys, you did it.

>>1302734
Wow that's pretty big news, I'm surprised nobody has posted about in this thread yet. Step up your game guys.

>>1302618
>counter 4chan culture
it's just a /pol/cringe thread
>implying /pol/ is anything like 4chan culture and not reddit culture
>>1302749
I think a link to a /co/ thread was posted in the last thread

>>1302767
Nah, I doubt it. This thread's like reading Kotaku, you get your news a week after it's relevant.

>>1302799
in my defense if i like to double check shit so i won't fall for fake news, shit also happens while i am asleep too

>>1302506
>>>/co/92144698

ear old who will clean that up has a more successful life than you do as you are not only on 4chan on a Saturday night, but are one of the most retarded, least interesting people on 4chan as you started this thread. This is the best thread you could come up with. Really you just started this thread hoping random strangers give you attention. You also samefagged half the responsed to this thread. You're literally playing make believe, play pretend on the internet right now. You want to kill yourself but you're too much of a coward and no one would care or miss you if you did. Finally, your penis is small and you have trouble getting erections.

Got a weird error I've never seen before. "Detected possible malicious code in image file."
http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/the-dark-knight-rises-batman-poster1.jpg

Here's the image if you're curious.

>>1302915
That almost always means the system thinks the image's filesize is too big to be "clean". Happens fairly often when I'm doing a manga or doujin dump.

IT'S OCCURRING

>>>/co/92154257

>>>/sp/75744962
public thread move

>>1302015
>>1302030
>This man is an Angolan musician.
>dated 5 jul 2016
Youve been bamboozled

>>1302015
I don't get it, can someone give me a quick rundown on this meme

>>1302836
Jesus this episode broke /co/, all that tumblr salt was glorious

>MOD BTFOS /POL/ CROSSBOARDERS
MOD BTFOS /POL/ CROSSBOARDERS
>MOD BTFOS /POL/ CROSSBOARDERS
MOD BTFOS /POL/ CROSSBOARDERS

>>>/tv/82490153

>>1303566
The Post That Saved /Tv/

Based 8gag bro instigating inter-board fights

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IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW
THERE IS A FRENCH ELECTION STICKY ON /pol/!
>>>/pol/124503132

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I warned you guys. I told you /pol/ was going to screw it up and associate her with bad things.

>>1303698
heh sachiko is on tv

SACHIKO IS BEING CUTE ON TV!

>>1303698
Sachiko on the French TV!

>>1303698
This sort of thing has been happening a lot lately, it's not news. We already know /pol/ killed 4chan but the mods are normalfags who wouldn't know what a fun internet community is if it landed in their lap.

So there's nothing we can do. Just do what I do. Cut your losses, consider this to just be 4chan's corpse not the real thing so you don't care what happens anymore, and just shitpost until something better comes along.

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>>1303711
I would rather just leave before joining the post-irony crowd, someday /pol/ will fuck up so hard they will get deleted and people will just rebuild, considering the kind of shit 4chan survived i doubr they can do worse

>>1303164
/qa/ confirmed for meta board

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well then

>>1304401
>"Who is this guy?"
>Captain Kirk
>"That's quite impres-"
>A fucking leaf
All it's explained.

>>1304401
Do you think boards lose their magic when celebrities/ecelebs, entertainment producers and people above the common person like that when they show themselves out

>>1304409
>>1304410
I think you're both faggots

>>1304401
Shit taste

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>>1304401
/tv/ BTFO

>>1304401
>an 86 year old man browses /x/
why

>>1304410
Not really. If anything I empathize with them because anonymity allows them to be a common person again and say things without getting their career destroyed.

>>1304429
not the first William to go full /x/ :^)

>>1304432
This. Who know what actual, real, unironical things have they said here, but as they hold no weight like a common anonymous post, they get discarded for being to insane.

Everybody on /f/ seems to be IP blocked from creating threads. Replies are still allowed.

/mlp/ seems to be getting 'connection error's that are based on the content of the posts. No one can figure out what's triggering it, when the post is split up it works fine.

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History in the making

>>1304544
I refuse to believe this. Got a vid?

>>1304544
/pol/ attracting too much publicity is nothing new.

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>>1304479
Seems to be happening on multiple boards including this one. This is the shortest text I've found so far that triggers it.

>>9,""

>>1304682
Odd, now I can post this too. But the same thing with 3 quotation marks still fails.

>"Hey, are you working out?"
>>>/fit/41338475

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It's even worse than we could imagine

>>1304719
This is why /qa/ should remain an unlisted board.

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>>1304719

>>1304713
lel thanks for sharing

>>1304470
Still happening?

>>1304401
>It's real

This is quite bizarre. Not just because it's Shatner, but because he's not exactly a young gun shitposter like you'd expect the majority of 4chan to be

>>>/bant/222222
OH SHIT NIGGER WE ARE DEAD

>>1304719
When did this happen

Is anyone else having problems to post in any other board except /f/?

I can't post on /asp/, as is quite annoying.

>>1304880
Nigga get a cap
>>1304892
>I can't post on /asp/
It's better this way

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>>1304893

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>>1304896
Kek, I appreciate it but without the OP it's a bit useless, no?
Now we have a complete cap. Thanks for posting anon

>>1304893
>Trying to bump one of the few non-wrasling shit threads.
>Not even shitposting, genuine contribution to keep the discussion going on.
>Can't
>It's better this way.

>Sadfrog.jpg

>>1304922
>Trying to bump one of the few non-wrasling shit threads.
Oh. I am so sorry anon. Tell me, what non wrestling threads does /asp/ still manage to have? Do you have anything about MMA still up? As in the practice like BJJ threads rather than just discussing fights like /heem/. I sometimes direct people to /asp/ to talk alternative sports, but I have no idea if there's even a place for them anymore

>>1304885
Last night

Wonder Woman movie trailer
>>>/co/92184634

>>1304719
Hes not wrong, internet neutrality is important.

>>1304877
Yes

>>1305184
Weird. Hope it gets sorted, /f/ is such a slow board people don't really seem to have taken notice but not being able to create new threads is a pretty big deal.

This happened to /tv/ too, didn't it? What are they doing server side that's causing all this?

>>1300889
I wrote that one while still learning regex. I don't always have a chance to revisit one's I've made but an improvement would be
/([a-zA-Z])\1*([^\W\d\1])(\1|\2){6,}/

>>1304429
*>an 86 year old man browses /b/

>>>/bant/261022
swaglord is back

>>1305435
That swaglord

Sequel to Risk of Rain confirmed
>>>/v/376345512

>>1300153
Absolutely White.

>>1305553
Thank you so much for announcing this.

>>1304713
kek'd
nice thread

Torrent discussion went wrong >>>/a/p156966706

>>1307310
>>>/a/156966706

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>>1307314
>6 million japs

>>1303711
I remember when the exploding van and the erio reports were the only ones. Now we have a news report every fucking week. Social media faggots really do ruin everything they touch.

something for you frogposters
>>>/co/92232889

These threads used to be the last reason to come to /qa/ but it's pretty obvious bunch of people from /pol/ have come here since they want to pretend to be ebin oldfags in threads and it's really bad now. I don't even share good things other than things showing how bad /pol/ and their underage Facebook shit made things

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>>1308042
based oldfag telling it like it is
we won't miss you

>>1308073
haha nice lol you posted an old filename so it looks like you're ebin too. please let me suck your dick lol it worked

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>>1308120
fixed for you xd

Why do you care so much you absolute mongrel faggot.

>>1308125
It only took 2 posts for you to admit you're an underage kid from /pol/. How boring.

>>1308133
>I know you are but what am I!!!
fuck off

>>1308136
>>1308133
If you are going to fuck do it somewhere else

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PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS FIRED THE DIRECTOR OF THE FBI
THERE IS A STICKY ON /pol/ ABOUT IT!
>>>/pol/124839033

>>1308156
Oh shit

So /m/ has a massive zealot problem, can someone do something? Ognoring and reporting these guy does nothing.

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>>1307310
>>1307378
I thought six million was an exaggeration. Fuck those hypocritical japs gloating when it went down and then pulling this shit.

>>1307378
>>1308279
That's 6 million requests, not 6 million japs.

>>1308191
not a happening

>>1304544
That's shooped. I can tell by the pixels.

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>>1300149
There's a guy on /vp/ who's losing his mind calling everyone a samefag shill while samefagging and it's hilarious. Everyone just decided to ignore him so now he's just making the same replies over and over
>>32497357
>>32497972
>>32498018
>>32498043
>>32498059
>>32498112
>>32498126
>>32498148
>>32498158
>>32498198
>>32498245
>>32498298
>>32498309
>>32498347
>>32498383
>>32498437
>>32498473
>>32498535
>>32498575
>>32498595

>>1308551
Thats not how you quote newfriend
>>>/vp/32497357

>>>/vp/32497357
>>>/vp/32497972
>>>/vp/32498018
>>>/vp/32498043
>>>/vp/32498059
>>>/vp/32498112
>>>/vp/32498126
>>>/vp/32498148
>>>/vp/32498158
>>>/vp/32498198
>>>/vp/32498245
>>>/vp/32498298
>>>/vp/32498309
>>>/vp/32498347
>>>/vp/32498383
>>>/vp/32498437
>>>/vp/32498473
>>>/vp/32498535
>>>/vp/32498575
>>>/vp/32498595
fixed that for that anon

>>1308558
I'm not new, I just forget how to do it every time

>>1308573
THAT'S OKAY ANON!

>>1308573
It's first the three >'s for a crossboard link followed by either the thread you want to be searched or the post number
example:
>>>/c/cirno
or
>>>/c/2872581
When you link a thread on search you must do it in lower case

WinGET: >>>/a/157000000

>>>/a/156999999
>>1308603
Let's take a look at todays losers:
>>>/a/156999996
>>>/a/156999997
>>>/a/156999998
>>>/a/157000001
>>>/a/157000002
>>>/a/157000003
>>>/a/157000004
>>>/a/157000005
also /jp/ GET is going to happen today
>>>/jp/17000000
>>>/jp/16999999

>>1308578
this is a nice board

>>1308560
This is useful, I realise what I was doing was treating the posts like it was just in a different thread on this board

Either way he's still at it, and is even replying to himself. This is what happens when /v/ posts on other boards
>>>/vp/32498702
>>>/vp/32498748

>>1308610
>also /jp/ GET is going to happen today
Meh. They will just be uneventful posts in the AKB/monster girl generals.

>>1308663
I believe in KoG.

>>1308598
>>>>/c/cirno
Wow that's cool

thanks

>>1308433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFylfyHEnzk

>>1308560
>>1308551
He got banned but I got
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
Worth it

>>1308721
Ah, the Koran company that distribte Elsword and Grand Chase

>>1308663

GETs usually get deleted if its someone who intentionally gets it on /jp/ right?

>>1309031
Slash that, after I announced report 5 post reply to me claiming that I am the samefag. He made it to obvious with that 5 post but /vp/ mod don't ban him anyway

>>1309034
/vg/'s latest big get was deleted before it appear. I was monitoring from dead thread and that get just don't exist.

Just learned you can close an opened webm by clicking in the video and drag to the left.

Is it just me or are stickies at the top of the catalog no matter what sort by setting you use?

>>1309250
yes

>>1309034
>>>/jp/16000000
>>>/jp/14000000
>>>/jp/111111111
Are some examples for GETs that have been deleted. I can imagine that if /ota/ or /sp/ steal the GET they would be deleted within a short time.
They can't delete you if you "just happen" to get the GET. Also check out that cool ghost post.

>>1308721
Turns out you were right. >>>/jp/16999999

Is there an OC that could possibly even TOUCH, let alone defeat Pretty Melt? I'm not talking about 20ft tall Pretty melt with human brains devoured. I'm not even talking about city sized carnivorous sperm Pretty melt. I'm certainly not referring to planet sized hero for justice pretty melt with a sperm covered foreskin and acidic ground melting sperm, or ultra mega triple-D tits pretty melt with TWO dicks that have rapid fire acidic justice dispensing sperm. Don't think for a second I'm referencing fully bellied after eating a civilian rock-hard and ready to cum testosterone injected in ballsack nipples in a clamp Pretty melt on Chinese aphrodisiacs with THREE pre-cum sputtering dicks that shoot carnivorous cum that dissolves evil.

I'm referring to Justice Heroine Pretty Melt at Giga size with super charged sperm after getting riled up by bad guys.

>>1308042
Why further spread the negativity? The /pol/posters aren't gonna stop because of your posts disparaging their behavior

>>1309632
Why not? This piece of shit thread gets no posts if not for me.

>>1308191
/m/ is an unmoderated board, or else the Logos spammer would have been rangebanned by now.

If you want to discuss mecha anime in an environment where moderation actually exists, just use /a/.

>>1308279
>>1308298
REMEMBER THE SIX MILLION, GAIJIN

So. The reaction to Matt Furie killing Pepe is actually pretty funny. They just started using one of his other characters, Brett.

This is some good old-school 4chan. Trolling the hell out of someone who thinks he can fight us.

He did it anyway.
Brett isnt pepe and wont have the same impact

>>1309689
HE FOUGHT 4CHAN
AND 4CHAN HAD FUN

>>1309699
Brett is Literally the same thing as Pepe but blue. There's already hundredes of pics.

>>1309702
You will need something like a hundred thousand pics and for Brett to be spammed across every board to have even a fraction of the popularity that Pepe did.

>>1309703
At a rate of 500+ pics a day we will easily reach 100,000 within the week.

I asked Michael why it was easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than it was to train astronauts to become oil drillers. He told me to shut the fuck up, so that was the end of that talk.

You can't revive a corpse.

You can suck my dick. Or cock.

TRAINS CAN TRANSPORT OIL DRILLERS AND ASTRONAUTS!

He said, 'You know, Ben, just shut up, okay? You know, this is a real plan.' I was like, 'You mean it's a real plan at NASA to train oil drillers?' And he was, 'Just shut your mouth.'

See, here's where we demonstrate that, because Bruce is going to tell the guys they did a bad job of building the drill tank. See, he's a salt-of-the-earth guy, and the NASA nerd-o-nauts don't understand his salt-of-the-earth way, his rough-and-tumble ways. Like somehow they can build rocket ships, but they don't understand what makes a good tranny.

Like eight whole months, as if that's not long enough to learn to drill a hole. But in a week, we're gonna learn how to be astronauts. I mean, this a little bit of a stretch, let's face it. 'They don't know jack about drilling'? How hard can it be? Aim the drill at the ground and turn it on.

mad

hoss

New thread: >>1309637