So is /pol/ learning French? French instruction thread Get

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French is part of Romance language that came from Rome.It also have some Gaelic influences.That's all I know

C'est facile, très facile, même!

>>98877124
I know how to speak a little french but can't type it for shit.

le

Tabernac

>>98878294
Totally Francophone, congratulations

>>98878056
Even (some) frenchies can't type it for shit m8

>>98877566
meh

Celtic influence is mostly irrelevant.

>>98877124
J'ai appris un peu de français quand j'allais à l' école. Aujourd'hui, je ne peux pas parles le français de manière fluide.

>>98878647
So how do we meme the French?We need a level of culture aptitude that can only be gained by being in the FrancoSphere.

>>98878848
I French school today I don't speak French in a fluid manner

This is what I got

>>98877124
I am learning Romanian instead because it is more beautiful.

>>98877124
everyone but me gotta learn

>>98879133
French is much more useful.

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Jamais descendre
>Jamais descendre
Jamais descendre
>Jamais descendre
Jamais descendre
>Jamais descendre

>>98879316
Depends on what you want to do. When would I use French?

>>98878647
Hey nigger, I'm learning your language starting in January, any tips?

>>98879259
Fucking teach then but not that bullshit they speak in Quebec

>>98878385
Kek.. Native washingtonian here, but I curse in québéquois French because of my dad. I knew when I was in trouble when I heard "tabarnak de crisse".. now I do the same thing.

>>98877124
Honest question: do most of you actually know how to write what you're saying? And are you taught any rules in school? Because I've been learning French for some time and I find it so extremely random it's starting to annoy me. I found German extremely easy in comparison. And consider my native language is Spanish, so everyone tells me I should hate German and French should be a walk in the park.

>>98879613
Keep a high moral because french is pretty complicated.

>>98878647
>Celtic influence is mostly irrelevant.


what is brittany ?

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>>98877124

Le grenouille mange le pamplemousse.

>>98879969
Et j'ai appris un peu à l'école aussi.

>>98879083
He speaks better French than you and it's not even an official language there

>>98880160
Well I've got to learn a language for my major, so its either frog or bean. I chose frog because its not polluted by filthy mexiniggers.

>>98880131
I wouldn't call it random, but it is pretty frustrating to learn.

>>98880226
mdr

>>98880356
I do feel like frog is a superior language. I find spanish pretty boring.

I was learning french for two semesters

Learning Latin now, fuck that literal language of peasantry. Just go to the good stuff.

AVEVICTORIA

>>98877818
Espanol est plus tres facile, mais le français est le plus aethetique

>>98877818
qui est facile?

>>98877124
Si tu veux devenir prof et tu parles français tu trouveras un emploi très facilement enseignant les petits asiatiques ici en Colombie-Britannique.

>>98880646
Le français, mon ami, le français.

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>>98877124

>>98880278
I was attempting to translate as this is an instructional thread. By doing so I was hoping to learn something

>>98880620
Spanish is easy French is aesthetic

>>98880646
ta mère

>>98880778
Non.
Qu'est-ce que signifie le mort facile

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Je ne suis pas fier que je parler francais

>>98881054
Easy, and it's "mot" and not "mort".

>>98880996
Kek

>>98880186
>What is Brittany?
Irrelevant

>>98881054
The signifier in French is easy

>>98881054

Jew in a gas chamber.

>>98880665
Enseignant au primaire/secondaire ou professeur à l'université?

Parce qu’enseignant c'est un salaire charretier et scolariser des enfants mal éduqués est une sous-profession.

Pourquoi n'y-a-til pas un /pol/ en français?

>>98880131
Don't listen to them. Everyone says Russian is even harder than German but it to is harder than french in my opinion purely due to french spelling not matching the pronunciation much of the time (even after you learn all the rules to french pronunciation).

the only people who say french is easy to learn are people who have never had to learn it as an adult

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>>98881054
Facile have a lot of meanings.

Easily achieved; effortless
Affable, agreeable, or complaisant; easily influenced
Easy or unconstrained, as manners or persons.

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>>98880131
In my part of the country it's spoken with an atrocious accent with Anglicisms and slang, almost slackjawed compared to French in France/Belgium and shit, even in parts of Canada too.

I could never be arsed to learn the je/tu/il/nous/vous
variations, however I found that trying to learn Spanish was easier, lots of similarities when you get into it.

Can't write worth shit either though

>>98880996
faire chier

>>98880131
I always go and learn how to write the language I am learning first instead of how to speak it. It makes it better to memorize the words and syntax.
French can be quite annoying when it comes to the pronounciation but I think constant exposure to it will eradicate any doubt about it.

>>98880979
I said "spanish is much easier but french is more aesthetic"
Don't get sloppy with translating, it will cost you when it comes to bigger and more grammatically complex questions.

(Note: I don't know if "aethetique" is an actual french word, I just took a stab in the dark)

>>98882316
Pour le plaisir , en effet.

>>98882316
>faire chier
lol, use "va" for "va chier" if you want it to work.

>Speaking the tongue of cowards and imbeciles

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>>98877124

Oui mon amis.

>>98882894
you gotta know where the frogs say they are running to

>>98882658
Mon français est trés mal

>>98882218
I thought Canada and Quebec in particular was less anglicised with their french language
ie in Quebec they say "Le fin de semaine" instead of "le weekend"

>Québecois teaching French

lets start with the essentials
>astie
>ostie
>estie

it's used in the same way as 'damn' i.e. damn that bastard. the first letter often changes depending on your level of anger and/or drunkeness thus i put the 3 most common versions although the one you wish to use is entirely up to you

boner chance

>>98883059
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

>>98883110
Well here's a few things that will help with my s'entende and this thread in general
Mais = but
Plus = more
Le plus = most (the most)
Très = very

>>98881850
Il y a un 4chan-like francophone, feuille d'érable.

>>98882894
I think "fait chier" would've been closer to his intent, but who knows, he's a filthy anglo

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>>98877124
Rien contre la souveraineté mais fuck /pol/ et sa marde!

>>98883579
Sentence*

I have auto correct set to both English and french and it fucks with my typing sometimes

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>Québecois """"""""""French""""""""""

>>98883247
Bill 101 was designed to breed out the Anglos

>>98883247
Québec language is a mix of french language from 300 years ago with many english words.

>>98878385
Caliss de criss de tabarnak de saint sacrament dosti de caline de bine

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>>98883834
I'd be all for having a Quebec flag instead of a leaf
It's a nice flag (a claim which only Quebec and Nova Scotia can make about their provincial flags)

>>98880778
Non. Tout la France est facile.

duolingo is a pretty good resource as well.

>>98878385
Caliss de criss de tabarnak de saint sacrament dosti de caline de bine>>98879825

>>98884256
I have a soft spot for New Brunswick, but it would need a little tidying up before it could work as a national flag

>>98877124

>french canadian

the moment you realize you are in fact latin american

>>98883713
C'est quoi? Je ne veux pas de 4chan, je veux un /pol/. Une armée de kek francophone.

>>98884184
Le français de France est un mélange d'arabe, d'expression de renoi et des mots à l'envers pour aucune raison. Dégénérance totale.

>>98885950
Degenerance = Degeneracy?

>>98885480
si c'est que tu veux, puis on faut faire des threads français nationaliste

Beaucoup des images de napoleon et les rois français

(French words for " thread" "to make a thread" "post" et "to post"?)

>>98877124
Canadian French is Retarded

What we are taught in school is not only not how The French speak, but its not how French Canadians speak

>>98886695
You mean French outside Quebec?
The hell are they teaching you if it's not France or Quebec French?

>>98886371
oui

>>98886981
merci beaucoup

>>98880226

La

>>98887055
Je suis heureux de t'aider.

>>98877124
took 3 years of honors french in high school and got a pen pal my 3rd year. we still talk 6 years later

>>98881077

Je ne suis pas fier de parler francais

>tfw when you can't speak

c'est la vie

>>98881850
au primaire secondaire

tu as raison sur cette carriere, mais certaines personnes l'aiment (les femmes et les nouveaux-mâles), et je sais qu'il y a bcp de femmes qui lisent ce site.

>>98887674
*french

>>98879083
>>98878848
Nah I'm pretty sure there is no such thing as "allais" but i might be wrong. Isn't the future simple tense for aller just irais?

Je maple tu

Ice Frog reporting in.

>>98886371
Exactement/ exactly.

>>98886464
Thread = « Fil de discussion » or « sujet », both are accepted.

Post = « message » or « réponse ».

If you guys have any question, I've worked as a French corrector for a university for 3 years.

French Canadians are disgusting.

>>98887838
Oui, mais ce n'est pas du futur simple.

>tfw know french instead of something useful like Japanese

I come from Timmins(half english half french) both of my families are french... Im completely bilingual and sound english when I speak it and french when I speak it.. I love a lot of things about french culture and the wife and I are thinking of moving to the south of France because she has Euro citizenship and why not

>>98888724
Trying to learn japanese right now, going trough memorizing katakanas at the moment.

>>98888724
>>98889248

How in the world is japanese in ANY way useful?

>>98887691
Je me souviens d'une entrevue d'Alain Soral (lorsqu'il était encore invité sur les plateaux de télévision) qui disait que n'importe quel chauffeur de taxi avait plus de culture qu'un enseignant. C'est percutant comme affirmation, surtout en sachant à quel point l'enseignant est essentiel au développement de l'enfant.

J'ignore le nombre potentiel de femmes qui visitent /pol/ (peu), mais je suis persuadés que celles qui sont des régulières du site performent allègrement bien dans leurs études.

>>98889248
>memorizing katakanas
That's cute.
>>98889546
All the non-translated VNs, doujins and games

>>98889546
I find it fun, and isn't it the fourth most used language on the internet?

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VOUS ÊTES DES GROSSES PATATES !!!! N'ARRÊTEZ PAS D'ÉTUDIER ET PRATIQUEZ CONSTAMMENT !!!!

>>98877566
GROSSE PATATE !!!

>>98878056
APPRENDS LA GRAMMAIRE GROSSE PATATE !!!

>>98878294
T'AS ESSAYÉ !!!

>>98878385
TA GUEULE CHÔMEUR MONTRÉALAIS !!!!

>>98879083
GROSSE PATATE !!! VAS ÉTUDIER !!!!

>>98879133
LES ORDURES DE L'UN EST LE TRÉSOR D'UN AUTRE !!!!

>>98879259
TOUT LE MONDE !!!!

>>98879613
POURQUOI JANVIER !?!?! COMMENCE MAINTENANT GROS HAMBURGER !!!

>>98879825
CE LOYALISTE DIT VRAI !!!!

>>98880131
TU NE DOIS JAMAIS ABANDONNER !!! VAS ÉTUDIER !!!!!!

>>98880226
VAS ÉTUDIER LE GENRE DES NOMS !!!

>>98880278
VAS ÉTUDIER ! ! !

>>98880597
T. UN HAMBURGER PAÏEN

>>98880620
CE KIWI DIT VRAI !!!!

>>98882658
ESTHÉTIQUE !!!

>>98881077
PEU IMPORTE !!! VAS ÉTUDIER !!!

>>98883110
>>98883353
ALLEZ ÉTUDIER !!!

>>98884187
>>98884524
FAIS GAFFE JEUNE HOMME !!!!

>>98884607
MERCI KIWI !!!

>>98885950
T. INTELLO QUÉBÉCOIS !!!

>>98888256
LA GÉNÉRALISATION DES AMÉRICAINS EST TOUJOURS AU POINT !!!

>>98888724
>>98889248
>>98889727
自殺しなさい !!!!

>>98889721
I know, but you gotta start somewhere. I already know hiraganas. Kanji are gonna be the real work.

>>98882101
that is exactly the problem. I either know how to say some stuff, or I know how to spell some other stuff, but doing both at the same time? that requires some time in a French speaking country IMO
>>98882218
Are you from Quebec by any chance? I've been to Montreal and ended up pissing off everyone I met because they tried to speak their own version of French and I didn't understand, so I "forced" them to speak English. This was in 2014 tho, lots of PQ shit going on and ppl were very touchy
>>98882615
I usually do the same, but it's basically pointless when the spelling and the pronunciation seem to be almost completely different. Btw, I'm learning Russian tho and trying to say the words and then spell them correctly is proving to be a nightmare. It is an amazing language nevertheless

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>this thread
I didn't realise my language was so strange...

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>ce sentir quand aucune mignonne blonde ia

>>98888249
Merci beaucoup

Si nous voulons un /pol/ français, je croix que il faut faire régulièrement un général de français, avec des liens apprendre dans le OP

Go back to /int/ fils de pute

>>98890344
Vive le Quebec libre!

Now it's political. :DDD

Tu ne responde pas. Ton mere mourira. C'est facile.

>>98877124
>>>/int/

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>>98889918
Toi aussi, mon ami.

>>98890459
>people who think Quebec would give up its' hydro dams if they separated

Worst part is that the French had good relations with the natives (due to being a tiny population and thus needing to honour agreements)
Then the anglos came

>>98883834
Calice de fif

>>98890157
My advice is to look on sites where people traveling go to find connection and people in your country. Find some french people in your country to practice with.

If you even find someone willing to give you lessons, tell them you want to focus solely on speaking/listening to french. Reading and writing you can do on your own.

There is no one here who speaks French but I tracked so people down and even 1 person to speak with if far better than none

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>>98890523

>>98889697
Tous les profs secondaires qui me semblaient basés étaient bien vieux et avaient reçu leur éducation avant les années 90. Je crois que les universités modernes ne produisent que de bons robots pour inculquant le marxisme culturel, et ceux qui ne joueront pas ce jeu ne vont pas survivre longtemps.

>>98890330
C'est une très bonne solution. Je pensais qu'il était défendu de s'exprimer dans une autre langue que l'anglais sur 4chan, mais je viens de lire les règlements et tout est sous contrôle.

Il y aurait une richesse ajoutée à /pol/ en ayant toujours une sujet de discussion en français. Il ne faut pas oublier que le français est la langue de la diplomatie!

>>98890157
Oh and as for Russian they key is to think in syllables, not letters.

It's tough to spell because like English letters like a and o change depending on where the stress is and other bullshit
eg woman is said wo-man, but women is said we-men (almost like you would say wea-men)

>>98877124

Ah French...

>Spoken in rapidly Islamising France
>most retarded and cucked part of Canada
>and the very worst (lols) parts of Africa

Nah I'm ok thanks I think I'll waste my energy on a language spoken in places I might like to visit.

C'est les élections Françaises qui vous motivent à apprendre la langue ? Dire que j'ai appris l'anglais qu'avec /pol quasiment, et maintenant /pol apprend le Français...

>>98891480
>survivre longtemps.
...dans leurs environnements de travail même s'ils survivent à l'université et obtenir un emploi débutant dans une école.

>>98891495
Je pense qu'un général /francophonie/ fonctionnerai bien

>>98891742
>Not learning a language for its literature

>>98891495
>Je pensais qu'il était défendu de s'exprimer dans une autre langue que l'anglais sur 4chan, mais je viens de lire les règlements et tout est sous contrôle.
Sans rire? On peut parler normalement ici?

>>98877566
More Germanic influence than Gaelic, actually.

Some words of Germanic origin in English actually re-entered the language through French.

>>98892035
Ah cela est super, alors!

>>98878848

Fuck man, that's still legible. Waaay better than my argentinian that's for sure.

>parles => parler

>>98891480
C'est une ontologie comme une autre. Je ne crois pas que les universités produisent des robots. Je crois que les programmes de baccalauréat sont de qualité. Le problème, c'est l'exigence qui est demandée. N'importe qui peut réussir le programme d'enseignement sans difficulté. Je rectifie mon propos, le test de certification en français écrit pour l’enseignement (TECFÉE) est d'une bonne difficulté (au moins).

Les universités ne produisent pas des enseignants robots, ils produisent des enseignants rousseauistes. Ce n'est pas pour rien que Rousseau est le seul philosophe qu'on nomme par son prénom!

>>98889918
Merci, professeur, pour l'encouragement !

>>98879601

Heh. With the ladies. They love it. Gotta have the cheesy accent though.

But it's okay. French girls love the american accent as well.

>>98892169
"C'est super", in any case.

>>98877124
French is cancer
>"DUDE LETS GIVE EVERY OBJECT A GENDER!!!! XDDDD"

>>98880226

>La grenouille (it's feminine, don't ask me why)

Otherwise it's good.

>>98891903
call it the /swamp/
because theres a bunch of frog in it

>>98892484
I wonder how this triggers trannies

>go to Quebec
>everyone speaks English

Is there even a reason to learn French in Canada anymore?

>>98892474
C'est vrai, j'ai remarqué mes erreurs après avoir appuyé sur post. Aussi, je crois qu'il aurait fallu que je fasse un virgule après «Ah». Le français n'a jamais été mon fort.

>>98892682
They speak english if you only go to Montréal.

>>98880131
I do, but a lot of people don't

>>98892682
government jobs

speak white and stay out of this neighborhood

t. plateau

>>98892484
C'est comme plusieurs langues, par example la langue allemande. Le genre linguistique c'est pas le genre de société.

>>98886371

No.

"Degenerance" doesn't exist. It's not a word. "Dégénérescence" is the word you're looking for.

And yes, it's the same meaning as degeneration.

Although we would say "Decadence". "Degenerescence" is quite a mouthfull

>>98891903
Entièrement d'accord. Est-ce qu'il y a des démarches qui sont possibles?
Cependant, faudrait-il délimiter un peu le « board »? Autrement dit, voulons-nous que ça soit entièrement général ou on se limite à des sujets d'actualité et de politique? N'y aurait-il pas un risque que ça deviennent le nouveau 15-18 de jvc ou un board d'anime haha?

>>98892035
Je ne suis pas sûr de saisir? /pol/ a toujours été très articulé... À sa manière haha!

>>98891767
>mvq je parle sérieux en français et merdereponce en anglais

Best of both worlds

>>98889918
I dunno what you're saying, but my feelings are hurt

>>98892682
it sounds better

>>98893179

>merdereponce

Kek. These french threads are so funny

They literally make us learn it for 3+ years here and people barely learn shit. They think teaching us bloody phrases is enough to become master of baguettes

>>98893170

Idéalement il faudra ostraciser les puceaux attardés du 18-25, le nouveau cancer de la droite alternative qui regarde aussi Hanouna.

It's like we do for fucking plebbit already.

>>98892766
>Le français n'a jamais été mon fort.
Your level ranks you in the upper class within the French writers, with some cute bizarreries, but it's part of the charm.

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>>98893753
Merci.

>>98893539
>tfw Russian is a far harder language than French yet through self study I learned more Russian in 1 year than I did in my 5 years of mandatory French

If the government hadn't ruined the education system, pupils could have been taught enough of two different languages to get by. Instead they learn virtually nothing of one language for 5 years.
Thanks for making education "accessible", great job Labour.

>>98891767
Je crois que /pol/ n'est pas assez motivé pour apprendre une langue étrangère, et la majorité ils aiment pas les francaphones. Moi, je l'étude pour trouver travailler a l'étranger.

>>98892766
Know what's bad?
No one ever taught me about accents, they just kinda presumed I knew where they'd go

Freaking public schools.

je ne sais pas francais

>>98892766
>>98893753

Sad, but ultimately true. Writing levels have been abysmal among french people for 15 years now, and it's only going further down the drain.

>>98890625
>eternal anglo shitting things up

C'est la vie.

>>98877818

Voues etes une salope. PUTAAIIINNNNN

>>98892484
>"DUDE WHY GIVE MEN AND WOMEN A GENDER!!!! XDDDD"

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>>98894071

It's okay Burger, most of us frenchies can't write in proper french either.

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>>98891742
>English isn't some back-of-the-woods, inbred variety of French

>>98893971
At least they didn't get a chance to do worse. If it were up to them we'd be learning Arabic instead

>>98894072
Est-ce vrai qu'en France, vous utilisez beaucoup d’anglicismes?

Je te plumerai la tête

>>98894265
Tell me baguette why does a stapler need a gender? Why does a pencil need a gender? Last time I checked these weren't living beings capable of reproduction :')

>>98894392
don't give them any ideas
im surprised you're even allowed to study chemistry in case you work out how to make black powder or physics in case you work out how to compress air in a can.

>>98877124
Je ne se pais, l'inspecteur. Come voux apeles voux? Hon hon hon.

>>98880131

What you talking about returd. French is literally one of the most policed languages and super easy to learn since there are many strict rules. Putain de merde

>>98894400

Enormément ! (a lot !!) Even in our daily-lives or for non english-speakers, we use many english-words.

"Weekend", is as good as any. One man show, marketink, sponsor, brainstorming, un live, fair-play, speed, "hip" (for hipster)... Errr... Just on the top of my mind

Qu'est-ce que c'est que ce délire ? /pol/ parle français maintenant ? Est-ce la vraie vie ?

>>98877124
Je connais un peu de français parce-que je suis Louisianien et j'ai amis qu'ils parlent la langue

>>98895009
Ce n'est pas parfait ici non plus, mais je suis optimiste sur l'avenir de la langue française au Québec.

>>98893170
Je vais commencer à faire le « template » d'un général avec une abondance de ressources pour apprendre. Je pense que ce pourrait être un fil de discussion à propos de la politique du monde francophone puisque c'est /pol/, mais de la langue française également.
Finalement je pense aussi qu'il faudrait, comme >>98893580 l'a dit, de promouvoir la méthode dialectique de discussion et la rationalité.

Je vais probablement publier le fil demain soir (ce soir pour les Français) puisque je veux vraiment créer un général de qualité qui peut se tiendre sur ses quatres pattes sans aide...

(((Westmount)))

>>98895142

Brexit, Trump, Marine and the memes are litterally bringing us closer, my friend. I welcome the opportunity of this newfound interest from our burger-friends.

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>>98877124
>mfw I can understand it very well but I almost can't speak it or write it

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Je ne parle pas francais

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>>98895444

>>98895429
C'est une excellente idée, je participerai à ces fils de discussion et j'aiderai du mieux que je peux les anons qui veulent apprendre.

>>98894400
Yes, as much as "they" use French words...

>>98894603
Et la tête! Alouette!

>>98894667
Last time I checked men and women were living being and capable of reproduction...

>>98895484
btw, someone can explain me why Estrosi is so easy to understand but Marion is quite difficult?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQVNVNwgbHU

>>98895429

Merci. Je pense qu'un traitement radical de toute infestation proposant directement Soral, :hap:, "postez vos salopes" ou "bougnoules", soit traitées avec le plus vif mépris et la plus grande moquerie. /pol/ style.

>For once, /pol/ will look at us, let's hide our retarded :hap: soralistes and sandniggers.

>>98895484
This

I even (((((studied))))) it for a long time, I was enrolled in a francophone line in school where we were taught it from an early age and some subjects like maths and shit were taught in French by a French teacher
Obviously as a kid I detested it and as an adult I retain none of the actual grammar etc, wouldn't even know where to begin
But reading it and hearing it can understand it just fine
I wish I hadn't been such a fucking little faggot as a kid, it'd be cool af to be fluid in French now

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>>98895752
Yes baguette living things have genders. Just tell me why inanimate objects need them and we'll all be fine

>>98895860
Estrosi speaks clearly and slowy. Le Pen speech is pretty fast and doesn't take time to make her words clear.

>>98892484
French isn't the only language to do this, but I agree, it's fucking pissening.
Now if only every language that did this could agree on what gender goes with which noun...

>>98896249
Sun is male and Moon is female, how hard is it to understand ? It makes perfect sense to me. Germans on the other hand ...

>>98895429
I think those of you can speak French need to try to be on your a game with spelling and grammar. Would up those of us learning immensely.

But like you said if you keep the discussion top quality, keep FN, Quebec inpendence, things like that as the centre of discussion then I think it would be great.

No reason it shouldn't exist while Christian/religionthreads threads always have a presence

>>98895860

She's speaking fast and not really articulating. She's still easily understandable, but Estrosi is VHS school-learning material.

Since his voice is more impactful, consonants are easier to hear for an foreign ear.

Italian people might find Marion easier to understand. Spaniards need strong voices to hear.

>>98895386
There are still French speakers in Louisiane?? Rightful clay!! Gib back!!

>>98895484
Same here. I can read (and speak, almost) castellano but i'm too shy to speak it.

I'm french to the point of having an accent on the end of my name and both parents from french families but this thread has made me come to the realization that French is a garbage language, holy fuck

>>98891611
how would you do that? I find that even if I try to mentally pair the words in groups of letters, it's still hard to recall the whole word. Maybe the problem is that I'm trying to learn all by myself
>>98894887
Spanish also has the "Real Academia Española" to police the language, and it fucking sucks. So, "returd", a language can be hard to learn while still being theoretically coherent. Plus, you've clearly never learnt any language where there are actual strict rules.

Anyone here ever use rocket languages? If so is it any good? I heard duolingo is better.

>>98877124
because I have no interest in speaking to black people or muslims.

>>98880996
dix sur dix

>>98877124
4chan turned me onto French with the Wakfu .gifs
Watched the show then started studying it - i guess that goes to show how much i like Wakfu

>>98896684
going to France and speaking french to the bitches there makes me feel sexy and all but no, French is super gay and useless

>>98895429
Je te supporte à 100%. r/Québec est une souillure.

>promouvoir la méthode dialectique de discussion et la rationalité.

À ce sujet, l'enfer est pavé de bonnes intentions. Certes, c'est bien de se revendiquer de la clarté et de la rhétorique, mais je suis convaincu que le shitposting a aussi sa place. Non seulement elle est dans l'ADN même de 4chan, mais elle est aussi constitutive d'un savoir. Je crois profondément que l'un n’empêche pas l'autre.

Merci pour ton apport!

>>98896684
When I was learning french in school, I hated it. It felt too complicated and frustrating, but I later realized that it's complexity is what makes special.

>>98877124
I used to be quite good at French. In Ireland, you have to learn English, Gaeilge and a European language in order to pass the leaving cert (equivalent to the SATs or the BAC) . I chose french because i hated how spanish sounded.

At the time, I managed an A2 grade in verbal and written french, now I can't understand anything beyond basic phrases. One of my biggest regrets to be honest.

>>98890157
Gatineau, 15 mintues from Ottawa/ 2hours from Montreal. Learned French in elementary school, use it at work daily

>>98897249
Tu sais lire le français ?

>>98896249
In French "a" male is masculine and "a" female is feminine, "a" knife is masculine and "a" fork is feminine, it's just about dignity you know...

>>98896783
Take Здpaвcтвyйтe, break it down into syllables and learn the correct pronuncition, then you are effectively only having to remember 3 sounds, not 12

That's how I was taugh by my Russian teacher

>>98897057
No, it's complexity is what makes it obsolete and obnoxious. Try writing what I just said in French and you'll see what I mean. Im french like I said

>>98897249
That's one reason I fear learning a new language, I invest all my time into learning it, and never use it and thus forget said language.

>>98896666
Ces quatres. Vérifié
Mais ouais, il y a petite population que parlent français mais malhereusement la langue est de mourir

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>>98896249
It's a relic of the past that will most likely be bred out of the language during it's continued development.

Not SJW or anything, but assigning genders to inanimate objects is just pointless at this point.

>>98897500
Non, sa complexité est ce qui la rend obsolète et énervante. Essais d'écrire ce que je dis en français et tu verras ce que je dis. Je suis en plus.

>>98897957
français*

>>98896666
At least castilian pronunciation is easy. A lot of people whines about "rr" and "j" sound but French has some very difficult sounds that I just can articulate easily.

>>98897455
Bloody hell I don't know why they bother teaching us this shit in the first place. Next you'll be saying you don't have a future tense like those Danish lads

>>98895484

It's okay. I can read and understand Spanish just fine. Speaking it is off the zone though. If more people were like you, we could have an actual conversation. I did it with an Irish girlfriend for 3 years. She spoke english and I french, and none of us were (at the time) fluent enough in each other's langage to switch to it. (the sex though)

>>98896977
It does have good animation. I only learned english because I switched all my videogames to english when I was replaying them. Since I knew the plot in French already, I just had to connect the dots, and voilà !

>>98897002
Shitposting will happen. We just need to focus it on cancer.

>>98897249
Holy fuck, you can understand gaelic ? It's like star runes. It's even worse than fucking moonrunes. It's impressive.

>>98897455
Et lo cuillère n'est pas féminin, c'est trans, toi lôrdmerde

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Quand troisieme referendum, mes chouchous quebecois?
Vous n'etes pas des feuilles, vous etes lilies. Vous n'etes pas canadiens.

VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE

>>98879083
>>98878848
I speak a bit of french when I learned in school. Today I don't speak french in a fluent manner.

That's what two years in middle school got me. Pretty simple stuff.

>>98897370
Un petit peu. Je le sais que ma grammaire et syntaxe sont terrible. Je regrette que je n'ai pas le meme niveau de competence que j'ai fait une fois.

That is the length and breath of my abilities in French, and even then I'm pretty sure most of it is wrong.

>>98896997
>going to France and speaking french to the bitches there makes me feel sexy and all
What about when they laugh at your Hillbilly version of their language?

>>98897500
French isn't really that hard. See >>98880837
And at least, in French, you can have way more precision than in English. Writing philosophy or science is way more fun in French. Unfortunately, If I want to get paid, all most all scientific journals require me to write in the fucking Shakespeare language.

>>98877124
Pouvez-vous trouver une erreur dans ce texte? Récemment Google a ajouté leurs capacités d'intelligence artificielle à leur application web de traduction. C'est plutôt bon.

>>98897456
hmm... I should probably hire someone to teach me haha, I understand you said hello but I don't know how to break it down into syllables. It seems to me like it's the way to go though, so, thanks friend.

>>98898130
>Holy fuck, you can understand gaelic ? It's like star runes. It's even worse than fucking moonrunes. It's impressive.

Irish is actually fairly similar to most European languages. It follows a similar structure to Latin because the rules of the language were written out by christian monks. Most Irish people have at least a little Gaeilge. It comes in handy when you don't want foreigners to follow what you're saying.

>>98898494
It's better than me and here I am attempting french (bad). Just make the effort to use it when you can and slowly tweak it

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>>98898832
hey Argentina

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>>98898494
C'est parfait, on peut donc communiquer en français. Bravo !

>>98896100
My story is similar, I studied french for 5 years in school. I didn't give a fuck and just do the minimum work to pass. I regret it.

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>/pol/ is trying to french
>french animé comes back in force
>MLP mêmes
>Is it the Trump effet
>Based Henry De Lesquen will ban niggermusic
>I'll convert you all to absolute monarchism by the power of shitposting
France is becoming glorious again. I feel it.
#ViveLeRoy
#SusAuxSémites

>>98899222
rare negro

>>98877124
нeт

>>98899002
haha Videla was our Hitler (spoke some truths about the left, but got crazily carried away with it and killed basically everyone) so I wonder why'd you post his picture. Still, Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! and fuck anyone who tries threatens Polish lands ever again.

>>9889883
Well as a general tip there's only one vowel sound per syllable and a syllable doesn't often start with a vowel (like most languages)

So Здpaвcт/вyй/тe, but that's a notoriously hard word for people learning Russian.

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>>98899332
Not so rare

>>98877124
is cajun french, couillon?

>>98898494

Really, you overshoot my expectations. It is completely understandable. Good enough really.

>>98877124
There's a reason we expelled the frogs, so we didn't have to learn your fucking retarded language.

>>98900125
Maintenant tu dois affronter ton passé et apprendre cette langue.

>>98900125
Soyez propre, parlez Français. Sauvages.

>>98900289
What? I can't understand what you're saying.

Find another pond, laddie.

>>98900357
Whaaaaaaat?

>>98900125
Le Québec aura toujours ça place au Canada, ne vaudrait-il pas mieux apprendre sa deuxième langue nationale?

>>98900651
What?

Stop it. I feel excluded.

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>>98900446
Mange de la poutine !

>>98900446
it minn' you are stupide and deurti personne if you donte spik ze français. Français iz ze langue of civilisés mèn. you undèrstande?

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>>98900357
You want some proper soy sauce and French sausages?

I'm not sure how good that's gonna taste dude.

>>98900724
Mange ma marde

>>98899726
hautement inapropprie

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>>98900732
>>98900796
STOP IT

>>98897846
Keep your culture alive. It's a social and familial cement.

>>98898063
"r" is our principal difference. "perro" is hard to pronounce for us, as "route" is for you. Our vowels are abit strange but not that difficult to you I think.

>>98898494
Seriously you're good. At least perfectly understandable.

>>98899650
nah, just wanted to troll you cause I thought he might have killed someone from your family or you are being kirchnerista xD

>>98897957
thanks for making my point for me

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>>98901008
Brittish are prostituées dégénérés are you swallow ze arabe coq if you are spiking zèr langue.

>>98877124

nah, I'm not gay.

>>98901319
Pourquoi, car j'ai fais l'erreur d'oublier un mot?

>>98901412
Parle créole maintenant

>>98901109
Not at all, friend. Kirchneristas are currently a minority. They're the "resaca" (slang for "hangover") of the leftists from that time. Most of their leadership are being tried for corruption, treason and other charges. Regarding Videla, while I oppose state-sanctioned killings, I think that if you hurt innocent civilians in order to make a point for communism, then fuck you to hell and back. And you Pole? Please, please stay Catholic, anti-abortion and basically every reason why Europe shouldn't be nuked again and again.

First French word to learn is 'abandon', or 'surrender' in English

>>98901319
Except for the gender of objects you have to learn (this part is retarded) French isn't obsolète or énervante at all. It's a complexe language to tell complexe ideas. Of course it's not for dumbfucks who just want to live by and ask for a burger but it's more practical for philosophie and everything that matter for the man of supérieur brain. Yes it's élitiste.
>>98901654
Je ne sais pas parler créole. Gomen nasai.

>>98901585
you fucked up my last sentence and also french is gay as displayed by the number of apostaphes an accents you used in translation

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>>98901905
Because everyone surrender to the coq, symbole of France?

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>>98877124
>Mon fromage quand je coule mon cour de français 101 a cause de mes fautes d'orthographe
Une nouvelle shoa

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>>98901905
That would be "se rendre" but we don't do that anymore. On ne recule plus.

>>98901986
He's a faggot, just like you.Belgique isn't even a country
>>98902196
...nanas?

>>98902150
Je ne suis pas obliger de retranscrire littéralement, mot pour mot, ce que tu dis en autant que le sens reste le même.

>>98902434
rare-er

>>98902150
Si tu veux vraiment; « Je suis Français comme je te l'ai dit».

>>98902468
you are obliger

explain to me the future tenses. Past tense is present tense conjugation of verbs is easy enough, but how and when do I do future tense?

>>98902740
Youre french like milk said?

>>98901806
well, we have an compromise when it comes to abortion. Abortion can be done:
>rape
>child can be damaged/sick/downsyndromed etc
>mother's life is in danger
when we tried to introduce a law that would ban all abortion - hundreds of thousands of women protested in the streets.
We are catholic and we always be catholic, although our imageboards (4chan, karachan) constantly make pope John Paul II a meme and offends his memory.
Personally I am leftist but I am rather "red" leftist than "rainbow sjw" leftist. But I respect what is going on in the society right now.

>>98902752
Oh man du franglais. J'allion fishing l'autre bord of the road.

>>98902800
It's easy http://la-conjugaison.nouvelobs.com/regles/conjugaison/futur-simple-de-l-indicatif-7.php
There is only one real futur to learn in French. Je ferais / J'irais / Je serais.

>>98902965
vichan, not 4chan of course
do you have an imageboard in argentina?

>>98902800
except for the irregulars, you add erai to the end

ta-da

why are australians hopeless

>>98902800
Aller is cruise control for future tense man

>>98902800
I'd love to explain it to you, but my french ain't the greatest. let's say it's saying something that you will do. ex: Je vais manger. http://bescherelle.com/ est un bon site pour les conjugaison.

>>98902800
What >>98903225 said. Future is the easiest tense.
Also a very useful tool: http://leconjugueur.lefigaro.fr/ just input the verb and you get all the conjugations.

Je ne sais pas, je suis une baguette.

>>98902935
Milk is "Lait". I wrote "l'ai" to say "le avoir". We contract to make it sound better.

>>98903356
I speak french. is there any way I can get a job in quebec or along a border town with strong preferences? or are there already plenty?

I'm unemployable at this point because I've spent most of my recent life abroad

>>98903286
Same for conditionnel if I recall my verb tense correctly.

>>98898232
2020, selon Jean-François Lisée. Le référendum de la dernière chance !

>>98903651
Im aware, I was fucking with you

>>98903651
we actually have the exact same contraction and liason rules in english.

anglos are just hopeless at languages. it's really hard to comprehend at times how shit we are.

>>98903748
I don't really know, I don't live near the border. Although I am sure speaking french can help you land a job.

>>98903822
Est-ce que nous allons rendre le Québec grand â nouveau ?

>>98903822
Probablement jamais avec notre dernière génération d'imbecile. A moin que Trudeau commette une bourde énorme.

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>>98903822
sinon, on vous invite en France

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>>98904212
Seulement si le Kek est avec nous !

Parlent de politique. Croyez-vous que la Coalition Avenir Québec est basé ou c'est peine perdu?

>>98904276
Bref tu me demandes d'échanger mon Abdoul pour un autre?

>>98904018
It's okay, we're all friends here.

>>98904498
j'ai cru que les quebecois "de souche" sont racistes et detestent les minorites

>>98904256
one of my best friends from before I moved back here was incredibly intelligent, a financier.

he still voted for trudeau.

I'll never, NEVER understand canadians.

HOW

sorry for not typing in french. I have a 股可 keyboard installed

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>>98904393
Oula, c'est islamophobe tout ça.

>>98904431
Des capitalistes sans prétentions idéologiques ou identitaires, je crois qu'ils vendraient le Québec aux globalistes.

>>98904871
Mais en même temps, crois-tu que c'est le meilleur des trois?

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Est-ce qu’il y aura la Grande Noirceur Vol.2 après Justin Trudeau ?
t. Maurice Duplessis

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French is the most repulsive of languages and I immediately lose all respect for anyone who speaks it. Whenever I hear someone speak French I can't help but want to slit their faggot frog throats. Fuck you dickhead

language tier list thread? heres mine
GOD TIER: English
TOP TIER: Japanese, Mandarin
GREAT TIER: Portuguese, French, Russian, Spanish
High Tier:Polish, Arabic, Italian, Latin, German
Mid tier:Farsi, Dutch, Greek, Esperanto, Dothraki
low tier; hungarian, romanian, bulgarian, estonian, ukrainian, slavic, afrikaans, cantonese
shit tier. vietnamese, filipino, malay, all the other languages i can't be bothered to list
cuck tier: american, gaelic, welsh, pajeet

>>98905118
Je n'aime pas beaucoup le Parti Québécois mais je pense qu'ils sont encore la meilleure option pour défendre l'identité nationale et la culture blanche.

Pute la France ! Chez des musulmans ! La France pour les français seulement.

>>98905321
Eh bien, nous verrons ce que les trois auront a dire lorsque les campagnes d'élections commenceront.

>>98903748
Why don't you try going to Louisiana? Sure you could pick up a teaching french job there

>>98905260
oh i forgot Hebrew goes into TOP TIER

>>98904660
Bien sure que j'insulte les bougnoles, mais j'ai vraiment pas envi d'échanger les notres qui ont a apris a pas faire d'émeute contre ceux des français.

>>98905260
god: english, mandarin
top: japanese, french, latin, classical chinese
great: german, dutch
high: russian
mid: who cares
genocide tier: malayan groups, spanish, african groups, arabic, dravidian groups

>>98878385
CALIISSS D'OSTIE MON TABARNAK DE MARDE

t'es chien, mon negro

>>98905555
I don't want to teach french to niggers, and get shot. thanks

btw, their dialect is atrocious, and no one is fluent

Ça existe un board québécois?

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>>98905260
God Tier: English
Top Tier: Japanese, Mandarin, Russian
Great Tier: French, Spanish, German, Italian
High Tier: Eastern European Native Languages.
Mid Tier: Hebrew, Hindi
Low Tier: African Languages, including african french
Shit Teir: Mexican Spanish, Canadian French
Cuck Tier: Canadian French and English

>>98905525
Du moment que nos idiots de concitoyens vote pas plus de membre de Québec Solidaire au pouvoir, trois c'est déjà trop.

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>>98906331
>>98905951
>no suomi
SPURDRO BORDRO SRPROLOLO

>>98906662
best spurdo post I've seen in like a year, good job

highly situational though

>>98906962
I only regret I am not finnish

>>98902965
John Paul II is the best. Several exorcists say that the Devil hates him very much because he brought Catholics together, especially the young. Whether you believe that or not, he was a true Polish saint. So if you are a leftist, how do you feel in Poland? I guess if you're just an "economy" leftist you'd be alright there, although most leftists want their abortion, gay rights, euthanasia, etc. and from what I've read, Poland is the least likely country to turn radically left, right?

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Chaque jour, nous dérivons un peu plus loin de Dieu.

Nouveau fil quand ?

>>98907393
Restons en pais.