Brit/pol/ - May edition

MUMMY MAY

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How are we all?

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rate my pupper

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KAREN!

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Fuck Scotland.

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>>91892286
Spending tonight at home as usual, rather than going out

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wtf i love blair now

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First for the most attractive guy in British Politics

>>91892335
good boy/10

>>91892286
Increasingly fed up.

>>91892335
10/10 mate, lost mine yesterday. He was 16 and had a good life, I stayed with him right until the end.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-recorded-having-extremely-lewd-conversation-about-women-in-2005/2016/10/07/3b9ce776-8cb4-11e6-bf8a-3d26847eeed4_story.html

Christ, lads. I hope this doesn't hurt Trump.

>>91892536
L-lewd!

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>>91892510
>I stayed with him right until the end.
Good lad

F

>>91892510
hes in dog heaven now lad

>>91892286
Got some time away from normie life to shitpost and catch up on politics news
Mate I miss being a NEET
Fucking sucks having shit to do and responsibilities

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>>91892536
Every time he can pull ahead he goes full retard.

>>91892536
I think the US elections have reached the point where this shit just doesn't mean anything anymore.

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>>91892120
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/718650/british-expats-sue-EU-jean-claude-juncker-brexit-negotiations
>British expats
That's a Saffer or Rhodesian accent methinks.

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>>91892510
rest in peace doggo

>no mention if the GBP collapse in the OP
Brexit shill detected. Carry on pretending everything is fine you fucking cancer. People like you are turning Britain into the laughing stock of the world.

And btw get ready for Labour 2020 because if things carry on as they are right now, May's government won't have the funds to deliver half of what she promised.

>>91892536
>a private conversation a decade ago is relevant to the current campaign

>>91892536

The number is dropping, family life is no longer respected

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>>91892756

>>91892756
t.butt hurt little Londoner

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Need input. Wot u thinkin

>>91892782
>inb4 OHEMGEE HOW CAN DRUMPHF EVAER RECOVAR xD

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>>91892756

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>>91892120
>you didn't make it magna carta edition and include this as needed watching

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2gd5t0

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>>91892756
I think you're lost.

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Do you believe that you're responsible for your actions, good or bad? That through your will alone you can overcome your internal weaknesses and rise above them to achieve greatness? Do you take pride in any of your accomplishments?

I'm sorry to tell you that you are wrong. You are just a puppet being controlled by invisible strings. You are just the universe experiencing itself. You, along with every other person in history, from the beginning of time until the end of the universe, had no control over your actions. Everything which has happened or will happen, are the only possible options.

Caesar, Napoleon, all other countless "heroes" were nothing. Bravery and cowardliness do not exist. Any attachment or opposition to anything other than your own mind, be it other people (including "family", and friends"), or most incredulously your "country" are irrational and immature. And wholly inevitable.

Let go of your pride and just kill yourselves faggots.

>>91892904
Bretty gud, needs some more effects on the name

>>91892968
Do you think he's dropped the soap yet?

>>91892536
One of these candidates will actually be in charge of the worlds sole superpower.

>>91892904
I don't understand the tea reference.

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>>91892352
Who else is glad winter is just around the corner?

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>>91892983

>>91892970
>>91892120
>no thread theme
step up senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fy3tSim3to

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Is it strange for me to find this woman incredibly attractive?

>>91892983
But the will of that puppet is my own.

>Mike Hookem

seriously now

>>91892756
>And btw get ready for Labour 2020

On whether you trust the the Labour Party:
Trust: 24%
Do not trust: 66%
(via YouGov / 29 - 30 Sep)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/783652233237893121

>>91892536
Post British Politicians who would grab someone by the pussy?

>>91893073
Tea is popular in England Ahmed

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>>91893102
Me!

I love winter. So comfy.

>>91893159

No, she's 10/10 in the British Isles

>>91893159
Fundamentally incompatible with the laws of the universe. Yo had no choice in even making that post. It was merely the biological reactions within your brain.

>>91892983
>You are just the universe experiencing itself
>Caesar, Napoleon, all other countless "heroes" were nothing
>Bravery and cowardliness do not exist

This does not follow.

The way I see it: I'm the universe motherfucker. I'll enjoy life. I don't believe in free will, but everything matters just as much as it did before

>>91893178
yes but why put it on a Theresa May poster? Could've been a double decker, the big ben or a bulldog

>>91893213
DELET THIS

>>91893213
>Poland

Mate, all the ugly slags around here are Polish immigrants

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>>91892756
>The Shadow Minister for Diverse Communities.

This is where Labour is now. Marvel at it.

>>91893292
Did you have a choice in being a complete and utter faggot or is that a fundamental principle of the universe too?

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An edition featuring this lovely lady at some stage plz

>>91893292
Yes, but what conclusion are you drawing from this?

>>91893213
We like hardy women. So should you.

>>91893102
>had to pop to the shops at half seven
>weather was cold enough that I wanted a coat but not cold enough that I needed one
maximum comfy

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>>91893102
yeah i like winter and the though of all those refugees shivering away in their tents in Calais makes me smile

>>91893409
Good taste

>>91893292
Can anything be more than fate in a deterministic universe?

>>91892904
It's beautiful.

Can you do one for the most attractive guy in British Politics?

(Raheem)

>>91893390
I have no choice in any of the actions my brain commands my body to do.

>>91893419
That nothing matters.

>>91893515
No.

>>91893382

After Corbyn, you should be all marveled out. They could have a transgendered eggplant for Home Secretary and it still wouldn't be weirder than a party leader who supported a bill that called for he total and complete disarmament of all UK military forces.

>>91893382
Does that mean there's an actual minister for diverse communities in May's cabinet? Was unaware of it.

>>91893292
Also it's not incompatible you complete knob.

If I am the puppet, the will of the puppet is mine. Therefore I am not a slave to fate, I am participating in it.

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>>91893102
Winter is the /comfy/ season.

>>91893658
No Jezza has invented it then appointed a dindu to fill the role.

>>91893581
>nothing matters

nihilists get out, we don't need your sourpuss attitudes ruining our LARPing

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BTW Theresa May has no fashion sense.

>>91893409
She seems like she's probably a bit of a slag desu lad.

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>>91893658
No im pretty sure Corbyn just made it up

>>91893658
http://www.parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/government-and-opposition1/her-majestys-government/

It doesn't exist. Corbyn made it up. It shadows nobody.

>>91893762
This is very odd. Usually the shadow cabinet is well... the SHADOW cabinet, meaning it SHADOWS the government's cabinets. I don't know wtf Corbyn is doing but there's still 4 years ahead of us and like I said, Theresa May can't deliver much of her interventionist policies because the money simply isn't there.

>>91892446
the state of ukip tbqh, pick 1 of:
>paki
>black/jew mix
>libertarian woman

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The media are beginning to vilify her, but they shall not defeat her! The memes will make sure of that. She is the savior we've all been waiting for!

LONG LIVE MAY!

>>91893581
So... Why don't YOU just kill yourself, then, instead of being an insufferable cunt and telling others?

>B-b-but I have no control over my actions!

Yeah keep telling yourself that to make it easier being a worthless cunt. Is this your new angle after biting your arm stopped getting (You)s?

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>>91893524
>Fat, paki, unshaven manlet
>comparable to this adonis

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>>91893768
She's the most /fa/ out of all the gals m8

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>>91893728

>>91893658
I don't think such a position exists.

>>91893581
Your determinism is a bit primitive. You're being a sort of deterministic dualist. You shouldn't distinguish between the body and brain or mind.

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Which one lads?

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>>91892335
approved doggo.

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>>91893919
The money is there, it's whether she can get the political/economic trust of people to pull it off.

>>91894113
Clipper.

>>91893318

Those things aren't very feminine, Wanted to put something a bit fierce in there but couldn't think of anything lady like. And now my gimp finger's tired.

>>91894113
Twinings.

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>>91893213
Shut up and get to work Igor

>>91894113

Twinings..... Earl Grey.

>>91894147
>"No chance m8"

>>91893409
She's seems nice

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>>91894230
>wanting a feminine pm

m8 iron ladies are what we want if the PM is going to be a woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okHGCz6xxiw

>>91894113
PG is the tastiest one. Once you go PG you never go back. Anyone who disagrees is a fascist tory bastard.

>>91894508

That's what I'm getting at, Iron lady like.. aint a bulldog.

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So lads would you go out with a member of the """chosen people"""?

Asking for a friend

>>91894508
I know we all love to laugh about how the Argies got utterly btfo by us but do you guys realise how fucking lucky we got? There were a few minor details that very easily couldn't have gone our way which could've completely fucked us.

And if we'd have lost the Falklands, we may well have had a war with Spain.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37578919

>mainstream media is finally picking up on what we've been saying for years about sweden

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>>91894534

PG Tips.... are you a pleb son?

>>91893581
>I have no choice in any of the actions my brain commands my body to do.


>choice

Is that not what your brain is doing?
Choosing?
Controlling which of the many possible actions you could take.

>>91894719
I always thought we did poorer than I'd expect us to honestly.

>>91892120
Looking forward to this TV program, lads?

https://youtu.be/tyhmlS-CMsQ [Remove]

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>>91894786
>How Sweden became an exporter of jihad
>They filled their country with muslims

>>91894113
>tea

it's legit rank

>>91894786
Yeah I saw that earlier, glad to see them finally waking up a little bit.

>>91894113
Twinings English Breakfast

I know that there is a dislike of larger in general here
But fosters is definitely the lowest of the low
Disgusting
I like a nice bud or Heineken
But can't touch fosters

>>91894951
Discussing Determinism is a complex but circular maze. It's a very boring and ultimately always fruitless discussion. We should probably all just drop it.

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>>91892756
>Labour 2020
not likely lad. Keep crying.

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>>91895127

>>91895127
Get the fuck out.

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Anyone seen the trailer for the new Netflix-funded series of Black Mirror? Looks fucking shite, ethnics everywhere, a literal black bull scene already, shit American accents, that fake American drama tone, I'm fuming lads. I mean, Charlie Cucker was obviously going to fuck up, but it looks like he's done it royally this time. Another nice UK original programme down the shitter.

Where to meet right-wing girls in London?

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>>91895278
BLIND PIGS CIDER

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>>91895127

how do i fix my fap addiction?

any tips on stopping gradually?

Built a catapult this evening lads. It went a bit wrong and I got clobbered by a giant log, there's a big lump on my head now

>>91895278
I can only drink it bottled. Heineken is OK, quite like Peroni or Kronenburg.

Usually don't drink it though, it's a bit dull.

>>91895509
Replace it with a hobby.

>>91895438
You don't. You really bloody don't.

Source: lived in South London for 29 years and I'm bloody sick of how shit dating is.

>>91895438
I'm living with a right wing girl from London atm
I think there are a lot of them in the posher areas

>>91895509
enter your late 20's

>>91895509

find a girlfriend

>>91895585
Who you besieging?

>>91894712

Input pls lads

>>91895509
Stop being NEET

>>91895509
leddit's /r/nofap is quite helpful

>>91895438
Polish areas

>>91894978
This is what I mean.
The reason we did so well was due to a number of factors that easily could've gone the opposite way.

Eg, did you know that the reason we were able to strike so quickly was because we coincidentally were running a gigantic Royal navy practice run? It was fully loaded. All they had to do was take the helicopters off and it was ready to be in a task force. They moved so quickly to ready it that we actually had nuclear weapons on board, and this was a closely guarded secret for nearly 30 years. We scrambled our aircraft carriers to move so quickly we didn't even have time to remove the nukes in them, lmao.

Also, we got super lucky that they decided to invade when they did, because Thatcher was ready to decommission a load of our Navy to cut costs, and if they had invaded 6 months later our task force would've been half the size and the weather would've been much better (which suited them).

>>91895671
this

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>>91895509
>almost cleared day 4 of nofap

>>91895509
Try just fapping using imagination

>>91895438
You can't in London. You could try the expensive parts which would be thest best selection.

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This German guy at my work tells me that the bread in the UK is shit.
I tell him Germany is getting fucked by Muslims.

>>91895509
Fill your time with more productive things. If you think about it try and catch yourself early and force yourself to do something else.

>>91895649
Whereabouts lad, brighter borough here

>>91895685
I go to explorer scouts on fridays and we were having a competition. Did beat the other team at least

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>>91894712
I guess you could bang one for sport but as far as a serious relationship/kids etc no way

>>91895438
Move to the only good part of London

the south west (Kingston, Richmond etc)
Either Lib Dems or Tories there

>>91894113
Twinnings Malty Assam

>>91895922
good lad

>>91895979
That's a nice way to spend time and all but
>Explorer Scouts are young people aged between 14 and 18
grow up a bit.

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Who would win in a fistfight, Tony Blair or Jeremy Corbyn?

>>91895953
Tooting.

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>America is fucked if Hillary gets in
>Europe is fucked no matter what

Who else /feelinggoodtobebritish/ right now?

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>tfw fancy cute girl on my course
>get talking
>pretty good friends now
>facebook stalking
>'take the fight to the tories' group
>tfw don't even care anymore she's very nice if I don't go into politics

I just want a cute girlfriend

>>91895297

>>91888888

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>>91896396
I have more hope for my future than ever before.

>>91895997
I'm not planning on settling down for at least another decade, if ever. I just need some good "relationship experience" if you know what I mean

I don't want to meet a great girl later on and fuck up because I don't really know what I'm doing

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>>91896396

>>91896422
You don't deserve those dubs.

Anyone have a link to the time Peter Hitchens did a Minecraft Lets Play?

>>91892904
I fucking live this

It's a little bit professor umbridge. Who is fucking terrifying

>>91894113
Yorkshire only because I'm in London for university. Punjana for life.

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>>91896396
always feels good to be British

>>91896422
Don't be a cuck. Be unashamedly right wing and she'll want to fuck you, despite calling you horrible. That's how women work.

>>91896422
You can go out with a girl who you disagree with politics on m8.

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>>91896365
Jesus you are close lad

Plan on staying in our fair capital?

>>91889077
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>>91889543
needs to be a tad more punchy than that. You just make it look Ringu as fuck though.

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>>91892756
Gotta be a troll, no one's that stupid.

>>91894712
They'll always be pressured from their family to marry within the (((tribe))).

>>91896422
Lefty girls love conservative right wing guys with strong views.

Thats why I'm /pol/ all day

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Anyone here any experience with BAE systems? I'm going to apply for a job for them.

I hear they're very good employers. Comfy pay.

>>91896422
Are all of you like this
Why do you drop your political beliefs any time a girl even smiles at you
It's disgusting how often I see comments like this

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>>91896396
ALWAYS
L
W
A
Y
S

>>91893768
Anarcho capitalist flag as a skirt.
Leopard print shoes

/fa/ as fuck m8

>>91896878
>>91896544

>>91896958
It would be nice if you got to test fire the firearms

>>91896544
Great just run her arse into the ground to get some experience then move on,nothing wrong with that.

>>91893923
Well then put in the effort or have some kids and tell them to apply for the position in a few years.

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>>91895035
Every day we fall deeper into degeneracy.

>>91895841
Hey same here, how far are you going bro?

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>>91892983
I bet your popular at party's.

>>91892335
>>91894147
Nice boxers m8s. Really nice dogs with a great temperament, albeit not very bright.

>>91897001
My beliefs are staying where they are, I'm just saying it's hopeless looking for young women who agree with you. I'll just leave it for later in the relationship

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>>91893768
>imblying

>>91897082
It's not going to be that sort of job. But regardless, I would be involved with communications in the navy.

>>91897262
>party's

Triggered

>>91897263
>albeit not very bright.

take that back RIGHT NOW

hahah jk hes a bit of a numskull sometimes but i wouldnt change the cunt for the world

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>>91897369
Good lord what an ugly fucker. Them bastard front teeth need knocking out pronto.

>>91897001
Non-political girls are the best tbqh

Is it too late to pick up a trade at 24? My life's going nowhere, I should have just taken an apprenticeship back in my teens but I was told my whole life that I'm "better than that". Clearly not, and I don't think being a corporate wanker or pompous academic is really much of an improvement anyway.

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>The BBC reports on Trump's 2005 gaff.
>Dad says it's just him being a lad.
>They never show anything against Hillary.

I was at uni when the email thing hit. Did they report on it then?

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>>91892756

The pound crashing isn't related to Brexit you spastic, It's probably a Fat-finger error.

Never post in Brit/pol/ again you absolute fucking melt.

>>91896808
Kinda stuck here for the moment due to being a mental NEET. Not sure what I'd do if I did have the option, for years I was aiming to move to Berlin but frankly Merkel has shat up Germany to the point where I'd rather just stay in Blighty.

Had a thought years back of moving to Devon when I was seeing a lass there, I figure that would be my option for a move if I did it. Possibly somewhere in mid-Wales since I'm half Welsh but honestly I think I'm just gonna stay put.

Besides, me mam's set on staying in London and I feel like I gotta be around for her since dad croaked so... Yeah.

>>91895127
>it's legit rank

haha if I talk like those 'lads' they will surely accept me, correct? haha.
Neck yourself.

>>91897196
Two weeks first, stretch goal of one month, maybe longer depending on how it goes. . I've reached the 5-6 day mark in the past and trying to turn fapping into a "once a week" thing always results in a total relapse.

>go to comedy night at uni
>literally 50% of "jokes" are MUH TORIES MUH TRUMP
What the fuck happened to good political satire? A show like spitting image is fucking impossible today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TFx9u1t1LY

>>91897562
>Is it too late to pick up a trade at 24?
FUCK no lad.

I love /britpol/ lads.
Our politics are boring and lifeless.
Although the Budget is next week and we're going to be getting cushty bonuses and tax cuts.
Eh, hope youse are safe and well m8s.

>>91895729
But Polish girls have a nigger problem.

>>91897562
>Is it too late to pick up a trade at 24?

No.

>Apprenticeship

Maybe. I think they stop funding them at 24.

>>91897557
We need him. He's our number two man.

>>91892756
>Labour
>getting into power ever again
Kek

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>>91897562
I feel ya bro.
I'm in a similar situation, except i'm 23.

>>91894719
That's what war is. It's a gamble, more poker than chess. That's why you avoid it if you can.

Post Brit/pol/ approved books, lads.

>>91893102
Let's hope there's some proper snow this year.

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>>91897780
Mein Kamf

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>>91892120
Obligatory Brexit vote Trump post.

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>>91892904
- Good but include the video filter effect.
You all keep making things too shiny.
- Also de-clutter it a bit or fade some of those cups. Especially the front one.
- Put May a little more central.
- Maybe lose the sculpture or replace it with something a bit more iconic of Britain. Something needs to happen to it.

This is a good example of the template one of you made.

>>91897639
Good for you m8, I think I'm just gonna try and go for as long as I can, furthest I've been is about 11 days or so. I certainly feel a bit better, could be the placebo effect though, even if it is, it's still an improvement.

>>91893762
Fucking hell, it didn't think he could get anyworse.

>>91897713
Really?

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>>91897697
Shut up yo-

Hey, a nice Irish poster.

What is the world coming to?

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>>91897780
Harry Potter.

>>91897969
Tried to read it and it was boring

>>91896063
Absolutely fucking this

>>91894113
Yorkshire Gold>everything

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>>91897780
Not about politics, just a good read

>>91898065
Like 40% of the Polish girls in our country have a serious coal burning problem.
Need to deport them all.

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This is a nice (Mexican) propaganda poster from the 40s.

>Spending Friday night getting drunk and watching rewatching Evangelion

How's your Friday night, lads? I hope it's better than mine.

>>91897780
Asimov's short stories are god tier

>>91897780
Fireforce.

>>91897785
>tfw never had a white christmas

>>91898029
I just want to take back control.

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>>91898199
Ya can't beat a good ol' bit of Yorkshire Tea.

>>91894113
>no knightsbridge

>>91898078
I'm comfy in bed watching the world burn on /pol/.
Better in here than in the american threads.

>>91898272
hitler was right about literally everything though

>>91897718
>I think they stop funding them
That was my worry. I don't know what the other options are or who to talk to about it now.

I wish I'd bothered to think about my future when I was kid. Unfortunately I spent the whole time trying to avoid it and postpone adulthood. Someone have a time machine so I can go kick me up the arse?

>>91898348
Made me smile, nice one lad.

>>91897332
Yeah I thought as much, It would be nice if you could though.

>>91898210
Also Polish men.

My polish builder is married to a black woman and they have a kid together.

Love has no boundaries

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>>91898362
PG tips is better.

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>>91898289
>regretting starting this diet and watching gravity falls

Wish I had something better to watch but I just can't find anything.

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>>91897780

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Do you think Nige regrets giving his support to Trump given the recent leak about Trump trying to fuck a married woman?

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>>91898289
Went to a shit comedy thing, walked out half way through then watched some anime in bed

>>91898210
Surprised by this, I thought they were all really religious and conservative.

Why is scotland so fucking liberal?
I moved here about 3 months ago to join the marines and i stay in Scotland because i have family here and it was just a good idea seeing how i was moving countries.
about 90% of my background is scotish and all of my family members are right winged but when i came here everybody is a fucking cocksucker, like i've even met masculine looking guys who have masculine jobs and hobbies but are fucking lefist fags, why is this?

I feel i would feel much more at home in north east england.

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Have any of you seen this quintessentially BRITISH program? It will be gracing our TV screens in 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>91898523
Fuck I didn't know they stopped funding them
Now I'm genuinely considering dropping out of uni and going for one
Thought I could do it after uni if I needed it

I do a meme degree btw

>>91894534
This. PG all the way for me.

I tried Yorkshire for a day, just not feeling it. Tetley and Typhoo same story.

Twinings is good for occasional posho teas but not a regular cuppa.

>>91898647
Reading that atm

>>91898289
Half cut on cider, rolling a joint.

>>91897767
I'm 23 just very near to 24. That's partially what's jolted me in to some degree of action. Have to do something about my wasting life before it's too late.

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>>91898523
If I had a time machine I'd just go put a grand on Leicester to win the PL and live off the winnings.

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>>91898625
Try chinese cartoons?

>>91898647
Woah, he said what someone else said.

>>91894113
Yorkshire Tea

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>>91898439
Know that feeling lad.

Brit/pol/ threads are comfy

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>>91898439
>Better in here than in the american threads.
I know that feel.

You are welcome here lad

>>91892756
> May's government won't have the funds to deliver half of what she promised.
So promise less special treatment and quangos for Labours favorite ethnocentric tribes.

Maybe labour voters should move out of this third world country. Most of your current voter base already have practice in that regard.

>>91893382
> The Shadow Minister for Divisive Communities.

>>91898800
You've already made a good start.

>>91898571
is he ugly

>>91898495
He wasn't right about tactics.

Anyone else want to "fuck" May?

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Lads, is there a more cucked show on telly than the Last Leg? Struggling to think of one tbqh.

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>>91898849
I've seen all the ones worth seeing.

>>91898974
yeah im talking about his moral and social outlook on the world

>>91898985
I'd grab that pussy tbf

>>91898728
There's potentially something even worse coming.

>TOWIE, Geordie Shore and Made In Chelsea have all been very successful, but it seems that watching people drink, bitch and shag is now old hat. Instead, producers are looking to try a brand new structured reality series which taps into the zeitgeist and follows a very different kind of cast:

>Activists.

>To quote the casting call, they're looking for "London-based 20-something year olds" who are "trying to persuade society, big business and governments all around the world to change."

>Potential stars "might use social media", "run protest campaigns" or "build up big communities of like-minded people to whip up attention around the issues that matter to them."

>>91898289
Downloading audio documentaries and debiting about going for a nightwalk.

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>>91898721
They haven't experienced proper cultural enrichment yet. They just have the odd brown person in their towns that they think is quaint.
If they ever have a situation like some of our cities do, you'll soon see public opinion shift.

>>91898625
Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou is always a good watch, lad.

>>91898690
I haven't found anything that interests me from the current season of animoo other than the new Digimon show, but that ain't getting subbed by anyone, so fuck me.

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>>91898728
I'm not an angry drunk anon but you sure as hell just turned me into one.

>>91898985
I'd fuck any MP, if I could record any of them saying 'fuck me in the shitter' i'd be right on to The Sun.

>>91898699
they are the ones who stay in Poland, the rubbish come here.

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>>91899053
There's some airing this season, like the Working!! spinoff or Natsume Yuujinchou.

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>>91898728

>>91898934
I love you guys, except the animefags.
You will all hang on the Day of the Rope.

Although the current Hurricane threads are pretty good.

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>>91899193
I've seen Daily lives of Highschool Boys twice now mon ami.
Trust me, there's nothing good you could recommend me that I haven't already seen..

>>91899115
>"London-based 20-something year olds" who are "trying to persuade society, big business and governments all around the world to change."
Oh for fuck's sake. Everyone hates London cunts.

>>91898728
oh lawd

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>>91898801
>time machine
>just use it to pop back a few months to live a fairly cushy life
wow, cool it with those dreams of grandeur anon

>>91899089
You're saying that Hitler was correct, but the British system which has grown organically over hundreds of years is wrong?

>>91899035
I watched it once. Both me and my dad absolutely cringed. It's really terrible.

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>>91898728

>>91898934
>>91898439
Why are Yank politics so annoying lads?

>>91898884
Whoa, it's almost as if humans are imperfect and need reminding of shit all the time before it actually sinks in

>>91898959
they're all ugly really

>>91898728
what in the world? is this going to be on Channel 4?

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>>91899053
I bet you haven`t even watched Spice and Wolf yet.
Politics, economics and cute girls.

>>91898956
I don't know about a good start but I've made a start. I feel like I'm alive again, if not particularly healthy. It's like I've just gotten out of a coma and now I'm learning to walk again. Remember almost nothing from the past 3 years other than an overwhelming sense of shame.

>>91898721
Do you mean SJW types?

>>91898728
Also these guys are all 30+, why are they pretending to be teenagers.

>>91899421
The US Election is upon us.
Yanks are on 24hour shitposting overdrive.

>>91898728
WHAT THE FUCK
Is the program literally just about niggers fucking white women?! How can they get away with this?

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>>91899253
>Forgetting this gem

>>91898685
Farage is getting mega-paid for helping Trump's campaign

He doesn't give a flying shit

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>>91899372
(((organically)))

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>>91899429
i know.. i have polish heritage

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>>91899361
First you get the money and enjoy life for a bit.
Then you get the team together and go back to 1996 to kill Tony Blair.
See how that goes and if all is well you move onto the grander things.

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>>91899193
>I haven't found anything that interests me from the current season of animoo
I'm obviously a faggot, so I'm watching all the fujo sports this season has to offer basically. It's fun.

Though Natsume Yuujinchou is honestly 10/10 in general.

>>91899421
annoying people = annoying politics

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>>91899298
>I love you guys, except the animefags.
I like you

That day can't come soon enough

>>91899427

desu all this meditations worship here is cringey

reeks of "i am now redpilled and so i'm a natsoc now"

>>91899357
>Everyone hates London cunts
Especially London cunts.

>>91899421
Too many yanks m8

>>91899115
>Watching a bunch of autists trying to campaign against stuff like manspreading

Sounds like a laugh to me.

>>91892414
I agree but it makes me sad,.in their current incarnation the Scots people are rather despicable.

>>91895509
Have something else to do instead. I only ever wank because of boredom.

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>>91899609
Lad I'm watching Yaoi on Ice, do you think I'm gonna like Keijo?

>>91899788
London cunt here, can confirm I pretty much hate everyone around me.

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>>91899630
Now that's putting a time machine to good use

>>91899768
Looks like shes leaning over to cut a fart

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>>91899629

Post red-pilled characters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04o_az685G8

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>>91894836
You are blinded by the Yorkshire meme, just because PG tips is owned by Unilever does not mean its trash. PG tips hits the spot everytime.

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>>91899525
It was pretty good, but no LotGH.

>>91899193
I was in Glasgow the other day and it was crawling with wogs.

>>91899749
I was into meditations well before /pol/, so completely untrue for me

I think you're projecting