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HURRICANE MATTY GENERAL: TORNADOES EDITION

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AM I FUCKED?" or "WILL I BE OKAY?" anons, please check your area's warnings using this link:
http://www.weather.gov/

>Weather Channel Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riz1vKLhqI

>Maps and Information (NOAA, updates automatically now.)
Path and Warnings: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?5-daynl#contents
Wind Probabilities: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/213945.shtml?tswind120#contents
Storm Surges: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/213945.shtml?wsurge#contents

>Maps and Information (other sources)
Tidbits: http://www.tropicaltidbits.com/
SpaghettiModels: http://www.spaghettimodels.com/
Navy NRL: http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.html

>Hurricane Safety
NOAA: http://www.nws.noaa.gov/om/hurricane/
FEMA: https://www.fema.gov/disaster/4068/updates/hurricane-safety-tips-learn-what-do-during-and-after-hurricane
Coast Guard Hurricane Supply Kit: https://www.uscg.mil/d7/airstaBorinquen/docs/HurricanePage/Suggested%20Hurricane%20Supply%20Kits%20.pdf

>Insights:
-Greater than 95% chance of making landfall somewhere between Boca Raton and Brevard County.
-Currently a cat 4, going to hit Florida as a a cat 4.
-Reminder that hotels are getting sold out all across Tampa and St. Pete. It'd be wise to check hotels more north of Tampa for the best possibility of securing a room if you're evacuating. Traffic along I-4 and other highways moving west are getting clogged, and thus detours will be needed to get out safely in as little time as possible.

>Live Cams (NEW)
Florida Beach Cams: http://www.mybeachcams.com/florida/southeast-keys/
Public Highway Cams: http://www.sigalert.com/Map.asp?lat=28.52839&lon=-81.2033&z=0

>Twitters to Check
https://twitter.com/RyanMaue
https://twitter.com/HRD_AOML_NOAA
https://twitter.com/NOAA_HurrHunter

>POLICE SCANNERS
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/stid/12


>inb4 "LOL DIS AIN GUN BE BAD DIS AINT DO NUFFIN!!!" from New Englanders / Euros
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Post streams/webcams pls. I don't have them anymore.
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>>91884152
Here one near cocoa beach
http://www.wftv.com/watch-live
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Savannah about to flood any minute.

Pic related out of Duval, FL.

'Matthew' will undoubtedly be retired this year.
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I'm watching this stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA4xje0S0Oo
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welp, RIP Jacksonville

kikebook.com/ActionNewsJacksonville/videos/1261828967222920/
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>>91884252
Yep, Jax and north is going to flood nicely due to lay of the land.
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i'm sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lay4JbamwE
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fug
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fuuuuuuuug
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>5 days of hyping
>it's gonna hit any moment now!!1!1
>2 days of "hurricane watch"
>IT WILL HIT ANY MOMENT NOW
>literally nothing happens
>IT WILL COME BACK AND HIT IT HARDER GUYS, IT'S REAL!!1!1!!!

worst happening of the year, what a load of shit
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>>91884309
tack bror
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>>91884390
That Jacksonville Beach - Still the reports are that the dunes are failing and the water is pouring in.
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Floridabros, sound off! How y'all doing? How are out NY colonists fairing?
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Cost of Cleanup: $10 million
Cost of unnecessary storm preparation: $2 billion
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I would like to know how many people die in car accidents fleeing Florida. I wonder if it will be higher than the number of people who died directly from the hurricane.

One woman has died thus far from a heart attack, but they are attributing it to the hurricane because paramedics were unable to reach her. This assumes that she would have lived had the paramedics gotten to her which we cannot know for sure, thus, to me at least, no one has yet to die because of the hurricane
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>>91884497
>RIVERVIEW hotel

kek
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>>91884503
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huge wave crashing into windows of a hotel

https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/784464864504717312
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>tfw nothing happened to central florida
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Jacksonville reporting, this is nothing. Only lost power, happens every hurricane. Some rain and wind, no big deal.
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Jax here. Winds picking up to 50mph trees starting to sway heavily. No power. Jax beach is underwater. I'm more towards downtown rengency area. 5-8pm is supposed to be the peak for us. Kek watch over me. Kill all the ghetto folk around me pls.
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>>91884390
>>91884410
>>91884473
>>91884497

>road erosion and toe level water

HABBENING WHY DIDN'T YOU VOTE RAND, YOU COULD'VE STOPPED THIS xD
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>>91884390
holy shit... the pool is flooded. MONSTER STORM
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heaviest banding has not even reached savannah (and won't for hours) and it's flooding right now...
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>tfw comfy rain in upstate SC

stole my shitty neighbors outdoor kitten and brought her inside so she wouldn't get rained on desu
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>>91884064
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>>91884503
>The one confirmed death died from a heart attack

kek
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Storms are Paranormal phenomenon plugging my Thread because I'm bored and no one likes me. >>91884414
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>>91884552

I moved down here 13 years ago, just in time for the big 3. I'm basically a native now.
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Does Jeff not even have a job? How the fuck does he do it?
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HABBING TORNADO WATCH IS ACTIVE WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
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>>91884683
this
>OH MY FUCKING GOD, THE WATER LEVEL ON BEACH PROPERTIES ROSE LIKE... 2 FEETS, IT'S FUCKING OVER
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>>91884390
10/10 would chill out on that pool.
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>>91884803
>"outdoor cats"

people who do this should be shot
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>dude in my guild lives on the beach in Palm Coast and refused to evacuate cuz he didn't wanna miss our mythic raid in emerald nightmare last night
>he hasn't logged on yet today
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>>91884683
Rivers in GA are already out of banks, and it not even gotten close yet.
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>>91884977
storms usually fuck with power cables and telephone lines the most. it's the worst part of it
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https://twitter.com/PaigeANjax/status/784477239106732032
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>>91884152
First Coast News (Jacksonville ABC/NBC affiliate): http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/live_streaming/wtlv-live-video/23063504
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>>91884977
>he expected to have power or Internet
Americans are dum
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>>91884803
sparkleburg reporting in. sis and her husband driving up from charleston right now.
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>>91884876
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>>91884959
I would keep the kitten but I have another indoor cat who is a straight bitch.
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>>91884959
I just take outdoor cats and trade them at the china food buffet for a free meal.

Win-win
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>>91884803
Fucking monsters!!!!
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>>91884654
>>91884663
I hope all the inner city thugs and trash get washed out to sea.
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Good thing the Jags have a Bye week
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Will go down as the most expensive natural disaster in Haiti's history. Property damage estimates are looking like they are going to be in the hundreds of dollars.
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>>91884876
>30% chance of two tornadoes that last for 30 seconds and don't do anything

FUCK EVERYONE RUN OH SHIT
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>>91884473
Where is this?
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How fucked am I in Boca?
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All that hype for fucking nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC18NUOLah0
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>>91885261
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>>91884979
That part of Georgia is literally marshland, New Orleans tier. A tropical storm could sneeze there and they'd flood.
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>it's another nothing happens episode
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>>91884959
fuck you retard cats belong outside
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>>91885261
SAVAGE
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>>91885155
>hurr durr i'm a mountain kike let me tell you about your country
I'm in the supposed impact zone and literally everything is 100% perfect. Not even much wind
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>>91885209
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>>91884959
the only good use for cats is rodent removal. Other than that they can stay the fuck out of my house.

>Takes shit in litter box
>Walks all over kitchen counters
Really makes you think.
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>>91884848
doesn't he work for a weather channel
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>>91885282
Yeah tornadoes are nothing to worry about. They can't do any damage at all. I heard the best thing to do in a tornado warning is to get on the highest level of your building and stare out the window
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Remember all of us telling you faggots it was BULLSHIT MEDIA NARRITIVES about this storm? Well the normies have allready blamed racist "climate change" for it what a fucking JOKE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh-DNNIUjKU
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>>91885157
Yeah I live on the Gville/Sburg line in Greer. Just comfy rain and kitties. Hope your sister and husband don't have any property damage by the time it's over.
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>>91885284
Jacksonville

See >>91885238
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>>91885261
Oh shit, more Haitians will come to my country
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>>91885155
I'm right on the beach near Cape Canaveral, it's been fine, power is solid. One tree fell over, rip grapefruits.
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>>91885286
It's already passed you, you dumb cunt. You didn't even realise it

That's how much of an exaggerated joke this whole fake happening is
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>>91884503
There's still NC/SC/GA. The fun hasn't stopped yet. Besides, we won't find out if someone got swept away by storm surge until they start sending out emergency crews.
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>>91885304
>this is not hype
yes it is
>this is not hyperbole
yes it is
>Matthew will make history
Yyyyyep it sure will but not for any of the reasons you think bucko.
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>>91885390
I don't remember the last time a Florida tornado did anything of note
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>>91885461
Shoot them as they try to cross the border.
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>muh tornado watch
>left side of a hurricane, it's weakest point
>hurricane is already dying out

You cucks should stay in New York.
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>>91885554
Under the age of 23 then?
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This storm is going to be fun
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>>91885554
also last year tornado outbreak in the panhandle killed several, destroyed plenty of homes

I think you just don't pay attention
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This storm was probably the biggest disappointment I've ever experienced. I kept waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and...
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>>91885327
>fatties can't handle weak bantz
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>>91885261
I be keking from the other side of the island
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Guys, guys, cat 4 is fine for shitholes like Hait (800+ deaths already confirmed), but for a country like usa we need MORE POWER, let it evolve to scat 5-6 before it hits fucking florida!

Give Mathew power, only a sequence of the same digits can do this!

Praise Kek
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>>91884977
Internet was the first thing to go down here in daytona. Hes probably fine.
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>>91885701
>panhandle
>"people"
>"homes"

Please stop washing my window Rick Scott i'm out of change.
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>>91885701
>panhandle
Dindus don't count
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>>91885422
no shit, what part?
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>>91885798
Yea, lot of Daytona is under a foot of water.
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>>91885701
>panhandle

I said anything of note
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>>91884977
WoW is still a thing? I had no idea.
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Charleston starting to get hit by the outer bands:

http://webcams.cofc.edu/webcam2/index.php
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>>91885814
shit nigga i dunno i live in connecticut
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>>91885768
We had too many evacuations for mass chaos. Wait for the next storm because everyone will be like "I rode out Matthew I'll stay for this Cat 5"
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Brunswick is flooding badly already.
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>>91886040
they wont hype up the next one at all to maximize death
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>>91885964
downtown is going to get flooded, that is all. let me get a pic for you guys from my porch
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>>91885762
Praise be anon. You should probably just pretend you are another Island all together
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Tornado warning in South Carolina now
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>>91886040
This, cant fucking wait for it to happen.
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>>91886124
that guy who made the "you are going to die" statement should be fired and hanged in public.
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Eyewall firing new layers of convection

Fuck all you faggots who said ERC wasn't happening HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>91886136
Oh I know, stay safe Charrleston Bro. I went to school at CofC so if this thing hits at high tide, I hope you've got a kayak handy.
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Charleston here, just some light rain right now nothing really happening. This "hurricane" was a pretty big disappointment.
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This was seriously a huge let down. I wanted mass destruction instead all I got was was a lousy rain storm.
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>>91886262
You mean our governor? Rick "This storm will kill you" Scott?
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>>91884064
KILL ALL HUMANS

PRAISE KEK
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>>91886095
tfw this is what regularly happens in my country on a regular storm
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>>91886351
Can't tell if you're joking or just that dumb
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>>91885461
The fug dont DomRep just take over Haiti? - srs, not like the natives can beleive, theyd be any worse off. Was there no hurricane damage your half, or, is haitis just because the voodoo tards did for all the fucking tree cover?
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>>91886327
im not retarded so I don't live in downtown. If you're rich and live downtown you're retarded. The only excuse is a medical student at MUSC

normal rainfall right now, we'll see how bad it gets.
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>>91886371

Nearly 1k dead in the Caribbean isnt a small storm. You will never get huge death/destruction numbers/pictures from the US simply because we arent a third world country. Most people are smart enough to evacuate, and even the poor dont live in shanties
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>>91886444
SHADILAY MY BROTHER
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>>91886534
this ipad camera is shit, it's not that bright

this is better. although now /pol/ knows where I live kek
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>>91886444
Oh shit something is stirring. Witnessed
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>>91886487
Not joking, I hoped it would be a cat 5 and destroy the entire downtown
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>>91886620
>>91886534
and here for better cams

http://www.511sc.org/
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SC reporting in. It's begun to rain.
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>>91886599
But friend, do you and I really care about the third world hordes which inhabit the Caribbean islands?
It's population control.
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>>91886620
Where the fuck do you live, looks nice and white
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>>91886899
EVACUATE

IMMEDIATELY
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>>91886899
>you might get a little wet if you go outside

THAT'S IT WE'RE ALL DEAD FUCK SHIT WHOA LOOK AT THIS
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>>91886640
It's hasn't gotten to Charleston yet
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>>91884064
Your happening is bad and you should feel bad.
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>>91886899
F
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>>91886461
Not in that area, biggest floods in 1888 in areas
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>>91887181
>115 mph and weakening
>probably just going to continue skirting the coast
>coast is always evacuated aside from drunk idiots or the poor
>left side of hurricanes are the weakest
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>>91886899
Is this where the pain ends?
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My friend's sister and her fiance are idiots. They're in Jacksonville Florida still and aren't being serious.
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>>91886461
where u from famalam?
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Electing Hillary is the only way to stop the thousands of millions of Floridians that died in this typhoon.
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I hope Matthew come back, I miss the comfy weather.
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>>91887004
95% white actually. 29464.
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>>91884959
Americans everyone
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>>91886899
Fellow SC fag here
>tfw pleasant drizzle since 8 am
>window open listening to raindrops on leaves
>slept in late
God I love the death and destruction season.
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>>91886899
Danger doesn't even start til about another 3-4 hours brother.

Westward i-95 Savannah-fag reporting in. Winds are not that bad, average tropical storm shit, but knowing that shit's going to get real(If it even does) once it starts to get dark is a bit spooky.
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>>91886980
Most of the Caribbean is nice. European colonisation was a good thing, and the Caribbean is a prime example of this

Haiti is really the giant shitstain in the region, but we all know why. Cuba to a far lesser extent, but even they have leftists (mostly visitng canadians who get taken to the tourist zones) that will say it's paradise on earth.
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>>91887339
I'm from DF, u?
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Lucky for those in the area that things weren't bad. But the media overhyping it is going to bite the, in the ass. Now reporters look like fools and when there actually is a huge Hurricane, people will say "Well Matthew wasn't bad". Then we end up with a real happening and disaster.
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>>91887497
>tfw woke up with a nice looking calm-before-the-storm view
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>>91887314
I'm kinda hoping Upper Deck Tavern on King gets their roof blown off and all those hipster PBR drinking fucks get a bath.
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>>91884064
WHY OH WHY .. USA !!!! ??????

HAHAHA

Look inward at self ok ! not christ shyte .. just you OK ! Take Care Ok ...hehehe
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>>91884497
Used to live in an apartment next door that flooded during TS Fay. No big deal, this is as expected.
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>>91884503
He doesnt know about floods
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>>91885768
>What a "scat 5" might look like
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>>91887497
Underrated post. The edge of a hurricane is really pleasant.
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>>91887561
GO, even in this forsaken wasteland I've seen storms that did more damage than this hurricane. I was really hoping for some crazy ass webms but I'm feeling like I'll get pretty disappointed on this happening.
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KJAX reported peak gust as 56kts, we were told it would be 155kts by the climate change alarmists.
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Florida still exists and no one was killed, Kek has failed us.
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>>91887767
the flowers are a nice touch
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I live in downtown JAX and didn't evacuate, I'm gonna be fine right?
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>>91884663
Stay safe regency bro
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>>91887718
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>>91884683
>>91884889

>2 feet of water
>in places close to the beach
>happening

seriously?
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>>91888104
welcome... to die!
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>>91887551
The Dominican people should genocide all the Haitians and steal their land.
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south of jacksonville

ABSOLUTE CARNAGE
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everyone in my neighborhood stayed actually. Even better is how many people driving on the Ravenel.
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>>91887948
so true, too bad we won't have Haiti webms since most people there can't afford food, even more a smartphone.

> GO
At least you have qt sluts all around, here all I have is ugly race-mixed bitches, the qt ones are complete std whores.
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>>91888053
I thought so. but the sad reality is we'll never truly know the death toll.
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>>91886444
>>91886600
>>91886636
>>91886899
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>>91888104
F
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>>91888207
>fences down

OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW WHEN YOUR NEIGHBOR IS VIOLATING THE NAP
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Looks like JAX is going to see the worst of it just based on geography. Still just gonna very a few feet of water though. Stay safe Jaxfags.
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>>91888207
If only I hadn't mowed my lawn on Earth day, fuuuugggg
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The worst shit is going to be all the flash floods. People will die.
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>>91887359
kinda miss columbia, but it got mad niggerish after i left there with gangs in like 2005
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>>91888006
Kek's goal was never to ravage Florida, but to kill dindus (it's going to loop back and hit Haiti again)

Wait for the final body count in Haiti. It will be high as fuck
>>
im in mt plesant charelston southcarolina, getting drunk 4 24 packs of natty light to go thru. have i dun goof3ed by staying?
>>
north charleston here. finally started to rain.
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>>91888821
every single place they've said it's going to hit has ended in the storm just skirting the coastline, never making landfall with the eye

unless you're right on the beach you're fine
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cant believe this had so much potential...we cant even finish a thread in an hour. biggest unhappening this year
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buckle up buckahroooo haha im ready for it noth charelston thouigh i think youll be alright
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>>91888749
columbia is TRASH

>>91888821
never knew there would be many SC anons
>>
yeah i just moved to charelston from shit hole sumter county aka murk city
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This just in: Matthew raining laser fire all over Florida.
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>>91889001
mostly googles died so far so who cares. 2 dead in fl 800 in hati so far. might take a day or 2 for them to find any more if they even do

not sure what you expect when there no massive death toll being reported by the news
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lol i fucking love that picture
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>>91889114
columbia was cool, everyone from charleston was either a fag or a psycho.

greer and greenville were both cool as well. i definitely liked greenville.
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>>91884959
>>91884959
Yes. Why the fuck would do this?
>>91884803
God bless you anon.
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>>91889342
Tactical Fully Automatic Illegally Modified Assault Rain
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>>91888821
my sis is leaving mt. pleasant and driving up to greenville to stay with us.
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>>91889652
>>91889652

>tfw can't wave race on the Daytona 500 track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi-Kz4Y-8Lw
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>>91885738
Cute squirrel.
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>>91889652
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Jaxfag reporting in. Power went out an hour ago and I'm stuck on mobile for my shut posting needs.
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>>91889937
How's it look outside
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>>91888821
>>91888904
>>91889001
>>91889114
my niggas
I was born on mt. pleasant in Charleston, man I fucking love that city
Hope you guys don't get too fucked up by this hurricane, try to stay comfy ok?
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>>91890065

Raining sideways.
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>>91889863

>Wave racing is a dead arcade genre

Feels bad man.
>>
i thought about goin to coulumbia or sumter with fsmily but its too late and im too drunk
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>>91889652
Nice. Now instead of cars they'll use boats.
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>>91890065
Windy as fuck. The rain has been somewhat underwhelming though.
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>>91888498
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>>91889652
THIS STORM HAS GONE TOO FAR
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2 hours until the eye Jaxbros.
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10-4 will stay safe, i have my 308 for the lootin googs
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>>91890533

There's nothing to loot near me. There used to be a K-Mart but they closed it.
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which stream is best?
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>>91889114
Upstate is best as long as you don't actually go near Greenville or Spartanburg nig slums.
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theres a few thing pretty close to me, you loot we shoot. welcome to the south im a dead eye drunk
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>>91890525
It starts at 5 t- minus 20 minutes. May kek and publix subs watch over you all.
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>>91891253
>I still have half a buffalo chicken sub in the fridge from last night's comfy Palm Bay rain

thanks for the reminder, time to go Ted Bundy on that sub
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I thought hurricanes had girls names
>>
BE PREPARED
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>>91891400
if we had more storms this season and this one was about 3-4 names deeper on the list it could've been named pepe
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>>91891400
>Matthew is a boy's name in the UK
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>>91891400
They alternate between male/female names. and are in alphabetical order Matthew is the 13th this year
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Starting to pick up here in savannah
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>>91891400
did you just assume the hurricane's gender?
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>>91889652
Okay we need nasboat shoops

I got Junior treading to the lead
Who /portfoward/ here
>>
>>91891917
WATER
COOLER
DALE
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>>91884064
>Sitting inside comfy during the storm
>Couple trees fallen over
>Work cancelled today
>Storm not even worst we ever had
Any other N.Florida bros living the life?
>>
Anyone find a good JAX stream?
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I fell asleep for 4 hours, what did I miss?
>>
>matty thinks its playing pinball
>rolls up the east coast
>like it was a fucking ramp
>and activates the multiball
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What's everybody snacking on? Melbourne here best snacks
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>>91892373
Orange park here, I'm a little disappointed.
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>>91892679
I died
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>>91892679
nothing, might get interesting in an hour or two in GA/SC
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>>91892679
The world will never be the same anon.
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>>91891400
>>
Will this thing ever hit land, or is it a perpetual troll?
>>
Chances of it hitting NYC?
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shouts outs to moncks corner, goose creek, summerville
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>>91892771
the same thing, but round chips, in Palm Bay, and guac

>please clap
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in charleston and ain't scared bc i got faith in GOD
>>
Apparently the storm has been downgraded to cat 2 and moved 25 miles east
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starting to get some high gust in charelston southcarolins, happening incoming trying to get drunk asap watching documentary about corn
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>>91893533
kek.
>>
Now it will be flooding, both rain and surge.
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>>91893605
shit it sopped raining here in north charleston
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>>91891400
gender eq bitch
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its just drizziling here but gust are picking up. one small branch has fallen thats it im sitting on porch drinking natty light on number 14
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>>91884803
That's your cat now.
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>>91893605
Nebraska here. Pls link to corn documentary.
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>>91894357
>>91894440
why do googles do this?
>>
>>91893193
0
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6AIgHyRnrY

0its one of the new how its made documentaries more like modern mrvels. very good must watch
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>>91884064
>>Insights:
>-Greater than 95% chance of making landfall somewhere between Boca Raton and Brevard County.
>-Currently a cat 4, going to hit Florida as a a cat 4.

OP, get with the fucking program
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>>91894605
It's their culture, shitlord.
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>>91895110
Yea, OP used something that was old 12 hours ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgtjAhw8R8

some flooding video
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>>91895288
>>
SOMEBODY CALL TRUMP AND TELL HIM HE SHOULD OFFER TO BUILD A NEW PIER
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Let's /pol/ this thread.

>South Carolina cops fatally shoot motorist after dispute at Hurricane Matthew evacuation checkpoint
>Officials said that the driver pulled up to the checkpoint on the evacuation route on Wednesday evening around 5:30 p.m. ET, the (((New York))) Daily News reports.
>After speaking to at least one deputy, Felkel knocked down some of the traffic cones before speeding off.

If I hear some idiot mayor or govnor on TWC say one more time how much everyone cares about maintaining human life, I'm gonna fucking vomit.

SC Governor-ette Nikki Haley:
>"We are trying to reduce the amount of lives lost."
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>>91895758
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE AND UNDER BUDGET
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>>91896135
pic related btw
>>
Haitians are already dying from cholera outbreaks.
>>
>>91896601
She a Methodist...
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>>91896712
>not caulking the wagon

fucking hell
>>
Did the lad who had secured his windows with duct tape and Ikea furniture survive?
>>
>>91896712
As expected, they've got canals full of trash and shit, the flooding took it all and spread it everywhere.
>>
>>91896712
Her name is Nimrata Randhawa, that's good enough for me
>>
>>91897274
Since there are only three confirmed deaths in the entire state I'm assuming he's fine.
>>
>>91896135
It sickens me too.

Next time I hear any of those government thugs spouting, "all lives matter", I'm gonna ask, "Does that include the man in South Carolina who was shot by police during the evacuation?"
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>>91897274
1 dead from generator, 1 dead From tree 1 dead from heart attack.
>>
>>91896030
What's this insurance claim?
>>
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>>91897274
Yes!
he poster earlier this morning.
Ikea and duct tape actually worked.
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>>91898026
Ban assault generators
>>
>>91898213
Club in st. augustine
>>
>>91898026
>the happening to surpass the metal gear
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Much luck with typhoon my friends
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I fell asleep around 5 hours ago after being up all night!
What did I miss?
storm surge hit yet?
whats the best stream to watch?
Has madman Jason returned?
>>
>>91894357
this is why there is no black civilization. they have no concept of creating, maintaining or rebuilding anything. theyre worse than insects.
>>
redpill me on tropical storms, /pol/
>>
>>91899595
>Implying only black people loot.
>>
>>91899959
Nature is what it is.
>>
>can't find any periscope streams of the storm
>surfline cams are down
>weather channel is shit
>kikebook live map doesn't show anyone in a good spot

https://www.kikebook.com/livemap/#@27.130035441479365,-78.47808837890625,8z

only has a few streams tho
>>
>>91897451
That not even a hindu name, that a Sikh name
>>
>>91898604
Storm did them a favor, looks like a boring club
>>
Waiting it out in SC 843.. looking forward to harsh storm and serious flooding. Might be comfy.. might not be
>>
>>91901059
If it's anything like south Florida it will just drizzle and your trash can might blow over
>>
>>91901123
Naa, they will get nice floods in lower areas
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Floridians are based. Doing the dinosaur during a hurricane.
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>>91900459
>look for hurricane streams and end up jerking off to negro hoodrats twerking in skimpy clothing
>>
OP HERE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GO SHOPPING DO LAUNDRY AND MAKE DINNER BEFORE BUMP LIMIT

I WILL BAKE NEXT
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>>91901259

Looks like Batman in the water.
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SO BRAVE ;_;7
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>>91901785
Thought it was a shop at first
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Ormond beach update:
Thankfully I got a grill so now it's time to cook up all the shit that's gonna go bad while the power is out.
Hopefully it'll be back on for tonight same with water
>>
>>91901996
Oh my.

>>91902090
Based Freedom Burgers.
>>
South Carolina has the best sign language guy of all
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>>91902090
Truly comfy.

any other anons in North FLA, GA, SC, NC care to share some pics of what's happening?
>>
power out cookouts are the best.
>>
>>91902326
I love when it looks like they're having fun
>>
>>91902326
Absolutely, love that cue ball noggin guy
>>
>>91894440
Why openly announce this shit on social media? Power outage or not at the stores cops have everything they need right here. Statement of intent, photo, address, ect. Cops use social media you fucking spearchuckers.
>>
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Georgia anons seriously need to tell us what's happening
>>
>>91884497
>tfw I've stayed there

fuuuuug St Marys is nice
>>
>>91902734
Georgia is gone m8.
>>
>>91902734
Savannah here, it's raining and it's windy, I just made some chicken and potatoes and am drinking a beer, still have power
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>>91902978
Can you take a pic out your window?
>>
>>91902345
For some god damn reason our power has been off and on here in NC. Only light rain all day too. Got my beer and friends to ride through the storm though. Hoping it makes a drastic turn and comes straight barreling through the Carolinas
>>
>>91903062
sure, give me a few minutes, it's fairly dark out though
>>
I'm in Pittsburgh and it's raining. Fuck this gay ass hurricane
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Nicole a cute :3
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>>91902734
Camden county here, big wind gusts and lots of rain but still weak as fuck senpai
>>
>>91899959
Hurricanes below category 1
>>
EVACUATE >>91903395
EVACUATE >>91903395
EVACUATE >>91903395
EVACUATE >>91903395
EVACUATE >>91903395
EVACUATE >>91903395
EVACUATE >>91903395
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>>91889863
Jetmoto was better
>>
>>91902345
In NC but I am far enough west we just have some light rain. Do have a have a friend who came up since her house might get flooded.
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>>91902734
statesboro anon here pic related
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>>91886899
kill yourself now or risk getting raped by a flying tree
>>
>>91902090
Those look fucking awful, anon. Use ground chuck and a charcoal grill instead
>>
>>91901259
the winds have uncovered an ancient dinosaur species
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