HURRICANE MATTHEW GENERAL: THINK OF THE CHILDREN EDITION

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FIRST FOR EYE WALL REPLACEMENT CYCLE

I'm in Tampa

it's fucking happening

>>91873342
>Weather Channel Live
>[YouTube] Watch The Weather Channel Live
Use this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNNJ55q1QRQ

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GUYS I JUST DIED

First for Jason did nothing wrong

>>91873696
F ;_;7

>>91873342
>How can we advertise using children
>t clinton

Orlando here, I can now safely report that it was fucking nothing.

>>91873342
hurricanes be racist . 800 dead googles and no dead white people reported...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/deadly-hurricane-matthew-closes-florida-002853786.html

>>91873696
How was it?

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Kek calls for Skelly pics or else no habbening. Praise kek.

Friendly reminder that matthew will hook around, absorb Nicole, become a super cat 5 megastorm and rape florida on its way to a complete destruction of the gulf

>>91873791
I'm rolling for this

who else stayed up all night/day hoping for a happening

>>91873905
352 stayed up all night for the storm and now that I'm getting tired the storm has started heating up

>>91873342
>tfw Liberals don't care about the Dead Haitians because no Celebrity from Jewlywood said anything about it

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>>91874062
>says the Israeli
kek

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Nicole getting bigger

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I went to bed early this morning when almost all the storm chasers got knocked offline and Jeff was the last man standing. Anything big happen?

>>91874141
I mean he's right. Liberals don't care about issues until the media or celebrities say something

>>91873791
reroll

>>91874062
>tfw Conservatives will literally be killed by this hurricane because they think climate change is a hoax

>>91873342
So, the weather channel hyped another storm that has barely caused any damage and only one death in the US (from a heart attack)?

Don't get me wrong, I am glad that people are safe and the damage is minimal, but I am so tired of the media hyping everything from H1N1 to hurricanes. No one is going to listen anymore when a significant threat actually presents itself.

>>91874161
She's a big girl

>>91874272
Matthew has been destructive enough for the name to be retired. And the worst has yet to come with NC/SC about to get the worst of him

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ynKOdMpqjyGR

>>91874272
I mean the eye was supposed to landfall most of Florida and it didn't. The lack of damages is not surprising

>>91873556
>tampa
whoa m8 hunker down for those 20mph winds
your homework might blow away or something

>>91873771
ITS REALLY HOT BUT WE GOT GREAT WIFI

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KILL ALL THE CHILDREN

>>91874500
who is qt in purple on the right?

Report from and Jax bros so far?

>>91874272
seriously. life goes on hold for everyone once they're hooked on the weather reports. obviously no one would be going out in this weather anyway (jacksonville here) but still, it feels like life is on PAUSE right now and no one can do things they'd normally enjoy without paranoiacally checking the weather every five minutes

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Looks like something's forming in the center.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_7WTfoWOMo

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REMINDER:

MATTHEW IS A RACIST WHITE HURRICANE

I am glad this hurricane didn't do much damage MSM blown the fuck out yet again FOX should fire Shep Smith

>>91874636
jacksonville here. probably just outside of a serious flooding zone. can't tell cus shitty blurry map and having to go throug ha ring of fire of shitty links online to find evacuation zones.

just chillin listening to music, browsing /pol/, drinking coffee

>>91873905
I stayed up all night and tire down carnival rides in NC because this windy bastard cancelled our fair. Lost a lot of fucking money on this one.

>>91874710
Those are hundreds of years old pictures, look at the dates

>>91874232
>Conservatives will stay at home because they think that this storm is overblown by the liberal media to hide another Hillary shit

>>91874935
Jax regency here. Powers out strong wind and rain. Studying. I just wanted to finish watching luke cage.

>>91874860
they probably gave him a raise man

>shep, we're gonna need some scaremongering with this one
>we know you're the man for the job
>include lots of words like "die", "kill", "kids" etc
>hes like "no problem"

that clip is entertaining as fuck and will be internet classic for ever now

>>91875060
>Katrina was an inside job

remova-se do planeta

>>91874860
They do things like that to encourage people to leave the area.

If they had stayed behind and it had in fact edged west and hit the coast, we'd have a huge loss of human life on our hands

Better safe than sorry, desu

>>91875073
our power went out a few times but came right back on

>tfw my cat wants to go outside
it was nice knowing you kitty

>>91874935
Hope you're staying comfy m8, I sure am

>>91874352
>Retiring a storm because it kills niggers in Haiti
We will run out of names for these things real quick if we keep doing this.

>>91874798

Shep is a national treasure.

>>91875179
Katrina was send by the white devils to clear the glorious nigger culture.

>>91874272
The media has no control over the weather. Even if you believe in the HAARP pill, storms aren't so easily managed. The eye of Mathew was only 5 to 20 miles off shore. 5 to 20 miles in a hurricane is the difference between 75 MPH winds and 120 MPH winds. Had the eye hit land, and it could have at any time, West Florida could have turned into New Orleans the day after Katrina.

Even in the case of Katrina, the difference between out of control damage and "lol it's just some wind" was just a few miles.

I'm with the jews on this one.

>>91875347

Really, they should rename the storm to Hurricane Jamal or something if a storm is only gonna kill googles.

DUDE PURCHASE THINGS OR YOU WILL DIE LMAO

>>91875385
pottery

Is this the most OHAT? (overrated hurricane of all time)

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East Osceola, It was fucking nothing for us, just a lot of moss and twigs everywhere, the the poorfags who had shit all over the porch like it was some kinda storage unit got mildly btfo'd.

No power outage, down trees, nothing. We we're supposed to get AT LEAST sustained 75MPH winds.

Trash storm, like the fucking badselfeater of hurricanes. FUCK YOU MATH-YOO

>>91873696
Get well soon.

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>>91874375
>I mean the eye was supposed to landfall most of Florida

it really wasn't. the media literally made that up

>>91875391
I am talking about the fearmongering hype, not giving information and a warning of potential dangers.

>>91873765
Were you advised to evacuate?

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>yfw this has been created by Hillary to kill Trump supporters.

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>>91875645
It's headed to atlanta though

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>mfw savannah ga
Staying put lads, wish me luck

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More Americans have died evacuating than from the actual storm.

Thanks Obama.

ITT fags acting all high and mighty since the storm happened to stay offshore.

It's like if you're playing russian roulette and the first click doesn't blow your head off you act like it will never blow your head off on subsequent clicks.

Florida got lucky.

>>91874808
Wtf I hate hurricanes now.

>>91875321
It went on and off now it's just done. Guess I'll start drinking all day.
Rest in rip KT.
F

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>>91875773
This.

>>91875391
> Had the eye hit land, and it could have at any time, West Florida could have turned into New Orleans the day after Katrina.
You're a clueless fucking idiot if you honestly believe this

West Florida, on the other fucking side of the state btw, hell no part of Florida, is as vulnerable as New Orleans and the Misisippi delta was. There's no garbage levy systems or mass housing areas where everything is made of cardboard.

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How can you all be cheering for this RACIST?!

>>91875568
lol

BUT DUDE BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY

SO WHAT

>>91875756
Remember to fill your tub with clean water while you can. I never lost power but if I turn my sink on I get actual shit water. They always hype the power but water is the more effected utility.

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St. Augustine right now

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OH fug, I stopped watching because it seemed to be going nowhere fast.

Has it actually happened?

Are there any comfy storm watcher streams?

>>91875975
I wish I lived there and owned a jet-ski

One of my favorite memories was skim-boarding in my front yard during hurricane charlie.

>>91873791
I sure fucking hope so

>please hit Tampa

>>91873905
I was following the hurricane closely the 2 days leading up to it. Last night I realized it was all a con by Florida government to get people to spend money.

>>91875964
Already did, lots of other potable water as well. Thanks bud

>>91873556
Also in Tampa. Skies are cloudy but it hasn't even rained here yet.

So fucking disappointed.

>>91873342
based hurricane killing niggers

>>91875896
Well its true! Whites make the pollution that causes global warming and never suffer the effects while the impoverished brown and black people of the world bear the full burden of our environmental destruction.

https://www.ventusky.com/

>>91876079
>I was following the hurricane closely the 2 days leading up to it. Last night I realized it was all a con by Florida government to get people to spend money.

Beyond private expenses imaging how many billions the Florida government got to spend

Wouldnt it be nice if you owned a company that got the payments for renting out halls and other dumb shit?

>>91876178

Race is a social construct though. The hurricane is obviously hunting out the down troddened and retired.

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>>91875975

2 PM UPDATE:

It's moving nearly due North right now. Government needs to apologize for wasting all those Floridian's time and money by overhyping and lying about the probability of a Florida landfall.

Disney must be fucking pissed.

https://m.jea.com/Outage/Current

927k without power in Florida

62,642 without power in Jax

>>91876365
All the revenue went to Indian motel owners

>People in my state paid to stay at a curry motel because of a little rain

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>>91876178

>>91876089
>drinking savannah tap water

Atlantafag here. I love your city. It's fucking amazing. But goddam you've got the worst tasting water in the state.

So we done? Can I turn my deck chairs rightside up again? I don't wanna have to go out there twice.

>>91873342
St johns river is flooding in clay/duval county
It was fun boys, i'll never forget the time we spent together.

>>91876397
17 mi could have meant the difference between life and death. It is better to evacuate in that situation. And now the carolinas are in for the brunt of the storm, and they also have their warnings up (as of this morning) deservedly so.

People need to understand that warnings have to be given out BEFORE nowcasting begins and when there is the POTENTIAL for life threatening situations.

Just because YOUR back yard didn't get washed away is no reason to cry "bust"

>>91876058
I skimboarded at a college quad that flooded during Katrina.

>>91876797
F

>>91875756
im from savannah and i evacuated to charlotte. i fucking wish i had stayed

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>>91873766
Haiti has been cursed by their practice of vodoo. stupid nogs desu

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>1000+ dead in haiti

>>91874808
Didn't Haitian slaves rise up and murder all the white people?

And then proceed to fuck everything up?

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>>91876365
Oy vey! Hurricanes are white supremacist.

>>91876955
yep. That's Haiti in a nutshell

Eastern NC doesn;t need this rainfall...

>WTC woman who insisted it wasn't going in impact JAX is no longer claiming that.

>>91876955
Yep.

Bahamas are almost all black, but you do not see the great death toll...

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>>91877049
>mfw Texas had worse flooding 400 miles inland last year
I was willing to wait it out, but this storm sucks. Media should be shot. YOU CHIDDJINS WUZ BE DED

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>>91873342

>Hurricane too pusy to touch us

GL carolinas and georgia, you gonna need it

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>>91877142
East NC bro! So wait is Matthew gonna flood us? Fuck

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>Assange didn't deliver
>Deutsche Bank didn't collapse
>Matthew refuses to make landfall
What a shitty week for happenings.

>>91877266
Well, The Bahamas wasn't forced by a French flotilla into paying a 150 million gold franc indemnity for their own liberation.

>>91876941
Before or after the hurricane?

>>91877429
15-18 inches.

I am in the Piedmont, but own farmland out in Duplin, Hope the idiot who leases the land harvested or he will be begging not to pay the lease.

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Hopefully it loops back, combines with Nicole and directly hits miami.

>>91876482
>tfw my power hasn't gone out once, a few flickers, and i'm right on the beach

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>>91874277
>77

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>>91877719
>That Micky face
Anyone got a full size image of that fucker?
I wanna scary my Hillary supporter who keeps fucking with me

>>91877592
Booo boo, they been given billions in aid, and they are completely dysfunctional. At least the DR functions as a state.

>>91877716
15-18 inches? Since when was this the case.

>>91876711
Haha yeah it's fucking awful

>>91877774
you tried

>>91876820
>muh 20mi
They cried wolf and now noone will evacuate next time. This over-caution will end up costing more lives. They need to take more care with their forecast.

>>91877918
NWS did NOT cry world. They did a fine job.

There is no one to blame but yourself for watching TWC and CNN for your weather reports

>>91875441

>tfw I will see a Hurricane Shaniqua in my life time when we run out of white people names

>>91878030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6RaXLspHao

>>91877861
Impacts from the storm are expected to be greatest between early Saturday into Sunday morning. During the next three days, the storm is predicted to dump as much as 15 inches of rain on southeastern North Carolina and between 5 and 10 inches of rain in eastern North Carolina, and 2-5 inches in central parts of the state.

Seen other reports saying as much as 18 for the south east.

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>>91877719
I want to do things to Angie Varona.

>>91877918
It's not over caution. This was set up so people would spend money on food, hotels, and gas. Another anon thinks it was a setup for martial law for the election.

Hurricane Matthew Ate Tiddlywinksist compound;!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wWd5Uhf0yo

>>91878139
>>91878030
This

They never said anything to contradict the MSM or the lizard politician. They are just as fault as the MSM is. They got their information from somewhere.

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>"The weather channel does not want you to be part of that history"

what did the weather channel mean by this?

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>>91878283
I think we all do.

and a kek sighting

>>91878369
Thats fucking stupid. The state loses money with this. Only a retard would think something that shuts off power, closes tourist attractions, and generally makes a mess of infrastructure makes a profit.

>>91878632
Kek has blessed your household

>>91878629
They don't want as many people on scene recording video, it saturates the disaster footage market.

>>91878744
t. retard

completely ignore my second part?

>>91878744
>The state loses money with this.

poor 'the state', lucky for it all the money the state spends goes to someone else

i dont think you understand how governments work senpai, they dont spend efficiently or effectively

they just spend as much as possible

>>91878744
some people bought a lot of doritos though

>>91878777
and your post

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>>91878777
kek has blessed you as well, leaf

>>91878744
>Thank you for correcting le ebin regord
.10 pints of gib bubberment semen has been debostited into your regtum

>>91875441
>O HOL UP NIGGA HURRICANE LAQUANDA GON FUCK YALL UP

NBC Today says Matt is going to slam Savannah.

>>91878913

Top Aussie early morning truth.

All this flood talk is retarded. As soon as the hurricane leaves and the sun isn't blocked by clouds... everything will dry up fast.

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>>91878777
And your post

Starting to see stuff from Haiti.
It is a disaster, as one would expect.

>>91878913
>Thinking the corporation is any different
Even the money spent in the stores goes into some other persons pocket. You are suggesting this Hurricane was not only artificially created, but also that it was done by a private entity.

>>91878883
The second part is even more retarded

>>91876705
>>91876374


I have to step up my b8. My trolling skills are getting rusty.

>>91876820

fuck off news shill

I'm near Orlando. Nice storm, made for a good deep sleep. Got the day off work.

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>>91873342
PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

>>91879283
Well now we know you have no idea how a government operates or how it works.

>second part is more retarded

And you're shilling.

>>91879276
Yeah, some of the overhead shots are unreal. I guarantee that death toll is going to skyrocket.

Whats the death toll in US?

How bad is it really for you Floridabros?

>>91879283
>You are suggesting this Hurricane was not only artificially created, but also that it was done by a private entity.

Please cite where I make that suggestion

I'll be hear while you make some mental gymnastics and try to convince me and others what I meant was not what I wrote

>>91879275
And the itsy bitsy spider will climb up the spout again?

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>>91878632
>>91878777
>>91874277

>>91879440
Thanks for this informative post

>>91879470
Everyone's dead

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>>91879470
Basically this so far

>>91878744
holy shit are you a literal fucking shill?

is this the new thing? making business out of natural "disasters"?

>what is state sales tax

>>91879470
Nothing happened.

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>>91879548
About as informative as yours.

If the government wanted to do anything, it was to do a run of the emergency plans to ID issues.

To be fair, if this had hit Vero Beach as a class 4 like it was tracking, we would of had some big damage. Might still get some impressive floods in coastal GA, Coastal FL, and the Carolina's.

Cocoa beach is flooding badly.

Hurricane Matthew Unleashes Full Google Potential In Walmart Water Rights Struggle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppqXPXpisqw

>>91879470
1 (from a heart attack)

The weather channel probably frightened the poor woman to death.

>>91875896
Building codes iz racist

>>91879628

seriously fuck off news shill we dont care about your fake happening

fuck you

>>91879453
I fully expect 2,000-10,000 people.

TWC is showing huge flooding in Cocoa beach.

>>91879568
>He thinks .07 a dollar makes up for literally billions of dollars lost in downed infrastructure and lost business

Heres your .05 since it seems it means so much to you.

>>91879558
Daytona is wrecked.

I'm sure they wish this was them

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WATCH YOURSELF NIGGERS

>>91875756
We'll be alright. Maybe a little wet, but not completely fucking fucked.

>>91879724
DId you even watch the video that was up just a few minutes ago? Do you understand what 10-15 inches of rain will do in Eastern NC?

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>>91879113
>NBC Today says Matt is going to slam Savannah.

What did they mean by this?

>>91879783
>Days 4-5 is literally 10,000 sq mi wide
>NOAAIDF will defend this

>>91879739
>2 million people evacuate
>2 million people spending $100+ on hotels, food, supplies, gas for their families

>>91879896
You cheeky bastard.

>>91879896
I would slam that Savannah like Cat 5

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>>91879470
1 person died while evacuating

No one has died from the actual storm in America

>>91873791
Miami here.
Please KEK make it happen.
All praises be unto KEK

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>bain capital
>IBM
>blackstone

is anyone surprised?

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Does this mean be extremely cautious not to make a rash decision like leaving your home because of a minor gust?

>>91880019
No, two folks got drunk and drowned,
one person died of a heart attack

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so i saw a live radar feed that looked really neat and was just 1 big page like google maps style and it showed the direction of all the parts of the hurricane or whatever

anyone have that?

>>91879953
>All that money going to multinational offshore corporations
>Helping anyone

>mfw we get a direct hit from a cat 5 hurricane in a few weeks that nobody evacs for because they rode out an indirect hit from a cat 4

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>>91879724
Guess this isn't major flooding.

>>91880167
https://earth.nullschool.net/

why was it dropped from OP?

>>91880075
>chatham county
Dear Lord. The Spanish moss will be blown from the trees.

>>91880011
>Collapse of many wide-span roofs and walls

Brutal.

>>91879754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93R-o-KvYlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_RQz-Qzka0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgN3khLiSnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgN3khLiSnY

Nah its just damp, this is like every week for Florida

It's finally winding down in Daytona. A lot of damage here. This one will go down in history for sure.
No it won't be like Katrina. We don't build our city 50 feet below sea level.

>>91880214
nice cherry picked photo news shill

>>91880167
Did it show worldwide winds?

>>91880252
this aint it

but this is good too !
>>91880354
yeah

>>91880214
>1(one) houseboat

they've been shilling this boat all day on News 13

>>91880334
Katrina did a much needed cleaning

Holy shit this map is glorious!!!

http://hint.fm/wind/

>>91880409
https://www.windytv.com/

>>91880557
yeah that 1

cheers love

>>91879903
>NOAAIDF
Well fuck, now I've seen everything.
[jumps off bridge]

>>91880167
Was it a shit ton of arrows? That's noaa or nws although I've only seen it once when I worked with noaa on a project and was in their office

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>my first hurricane at home (been in typhoons in asia)
>get all worked up preparing
>it drizzles

https://twitter.com/Stormdesk/status/784464545830010880

Jax beach is gonna need beach regeneration

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>>91880214
>>91880512
just look how dramatic it is

>1 boat which probably had a hole in it sunk and was pushed inland by a 6ft storm surge XD

>please ignore how the house in the background only has water up to the porch

>>91874860
FOX should fire that fagget for a lot more than his disgraceful coverage of this. But ill accept w/e reason they use.

>>91880214
>the coast floods during a storm

surely this happens frequently...

I'm in Boca Raton, am I gonna be okay?

>>91880774
>https://twitter.com/Stormdesk/status/784464545830010880

WHAT A BUST

THIS FAGGY STORM DIDN'T DO SHIT

TOTALLY OVERHYPED

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I boarded up my fucking windows in east orlando from the news talking about 90+mph for us here...
wasted all that money senpai... although there is a 30lb branch by the glass door. dont know if it hit.
Never lost power though. Everybody east of me did lol.

>>91880529
Holy shit this is nice. This is almost soothing.

WHERE IS THE DESTRUCTION?

Is this all hype or not someone just tell me

anyone streaming yet?

>>91880705
it was this https://www.windytv.com/

>>91880846
No. You're probably already dead desu.

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No real shock, but Anastasia Island is flooding

>>91874860
>>91880831
shep smith is a hillary shill who defends everything the government has ever done

>>91880264
How terrifying...

When the dust settles I bet it's Georgia and SC that get the worst and it'll be flooding.

>>91880989

yeah that place floods during a gentle breeze on a sunny day

>>91880167
https://www.ventusky.com/?p=30.30;-79.84;6&l=gust&w=0xIAb9A9A

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God speed men of God in Florida.

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>>91874636
Reporting in. Tree fell on my car... banged up the hood pretty good, hope engine is okay. : (

At least I made it on local news somehow? lol Pic related

>>91880988
There's been no rain or much wind at all here desu

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>>91874935
>>91875323
>>91874636
Stay safe m8s. May kek bless you.

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>>91881266
I wonder what your newscasters asshole smells like?

Don't forget - tornadoes tonight!

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>>91881522

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>>91881469

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Take bets on if it makes it?

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>>91881424
That'll mop up.

>>91879903
That's the cone of uncertainty dude... They're not saying the hurricane will be that big.

>>91881589
RIP

So we can confirm that all the fear mongering making ppl evacuate yesterday w/death threats was pushed by the corrupt hotel racket, no?

Is the Flagler peir still standing?

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Miami here. I need some groceries, think the stores have replenished their food supply now?

Watching Fox News: Shepard Smith is not on his own show today.

Did he get the banhammer??

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Posting my favorite storm in a storm thread

>>91881646
>cone of uncertainty
sounds like a rejected Dungeons and Dragons spell

Tampafag here.

It's actually weird we have less rain right now than any other given week like the hurricane is moving fast enough to just take it away

Brunswick river over the banks in GA already.

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>>91881469
Like ass, I presume?

GL guys.

>>91881646
I realize this, I am saying that people sucking NOAAs dick and saying a cone of uncertainty the size of Alaska is fine are dumb.

>>91881856
Same here in Boca

>>91881757
Buy rice, beans and water. Multivitamin too. If nothing happens you'll still be set whenever something happens.

>>91881862
Shit storm's not even supposed to pick up there until late tonight

>>91881757
Walmart has a great distribution network

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>http://www.miamiandbeaches.de/plan-your-trip/see-miami-webcams#webcams

Nothing happens as of now and there are still many people on the beaches.

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I went to be around 2 last night when he took a nap, what happened to our based methhead buddy Jason?

>>91873791
that's the most retarded shit i've ever heard

>>91881933
How new r u?

That's what the cones always look like in projected maps. ALWAYS.

>>91881952
Yep, Brunswick-> SC will be hardest hit. It so low and they have not had a major storm in forever.

>>91881646
>>91881799
I call it the Cone of Confusion because they have no fucking idea what the thing is going to do.

>>91881951
I have emergency supplies. But the hurricane passed me (I'm in Miami) and want to get regular food to cook tonight..chicken and stuff.

>>91881981
I have a Fresh Market and a Publix by me. I have a feeling Publix might be a better bet than Fresh Market.

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>>91881795
Looks like a xenomorph

>>91882034
>Everytime a storm happens they just say "I dunno lol"
>We still fund this government money hog

Any St. Augustine bros here? How's the town holding up? I saw pics of some flooding near the Castillo, but it only looked like a few inches deep.

>>91881995
It passed us. It is north. Miami is sunny right now.

HWY A1A has been washed out in Flagler Beach

>>91881995
Look up where Miami FL is and look where the storm is now.

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>>91879422
Witnessed

>>91882232
https://twitter.com/RussellANjax/status/784413281121251329

https://www.wunderground.com/wundermap/?lat=28.98892237190413&lon=-81.48559570312501&wxstn=0&zoom=8&radar=1&sat=0&cam=0&severe=0&fronts=0&lightning=0&sst=0&sstanom=0&fire=0&rep=0&surge=0&tor=0&hur=1&models=0

>>91881799

It's every bit as accurate as 'but it feels like' that meteorologists like to use.

>>91881646
>>91881799
>>91881933
>cone of uncertainty
>band name

>>91882131
Go pick up some chicken and use the wind to increase the power of the fires of your bbq then.

>>91882271
is that the highway vanilla ice rapped about?

912 Savannah, GAfag here
Evacuated last night. Sitting comfy in Macon watching the shit storm unfold on TV

im sure obimbo will say something along the lines : the hurricane is white and male and evil

>>91881950
The frog in its final form

>>91879754
I'm just north of Daytona and didn't even lose power

>>91881933
Ok then, come up with a better way of showing a messy map of hundreds of simulated paths?

>>91881947

I haven't been keeping up but I hope it goes to NY. Another hurricane another bajillion articles about their crumbling 200 year old subway pumps that they still don't replace.

>>91882240
>>91882306

Ok, so the storm has already passed and nothing happened I assume.

Typical media whoring making anything huge.

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>>91882430
That was the plan.

>>91879754
coastal areas flood all the time senpai, nobody is going to die from getting their feet wet, watch out in GA and SC now though

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tfw my name is matthew

>>91873791
Reroll

>>91882580
Depends where you at german anon.

Miami was never really under major threat. It was always going to be more north.

>>91879422
10x kek for blessing me

>>91881950
the end begins now

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Remember all of us telling you faggots it was BULLSHIT MEDIA NARRITIVES about this storm? Well the normies have allready blamed racist "climate change" for it what a fucking JOKE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh-DNNIUjKU

I hope this fucking storm comes to Toronto

>>91882638
go back over haiti pls

its not completely wrecked yet

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>>91882580
Well it passed Miami, but the state is longer than your entire country.. It's now in Northern Florida and continuing north.

It doesn't look like it is going to be as big of a deal as the media made it out to be, but, never know with storms.

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Is this the laugh at Haiti thread?

>>91873342
How many dead americans, how big is the damage in $ so far?

https://twitter.com/JDealWFTV/status/784458214700150784

People going on out on the pier.

Hope they die.

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I'm disappointed.
Thats a boring happening.

Just 842 people in Haiti died.

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Who's looking forward to Florida sinking in your life time?

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>>91882608
All according to keikaku.

[TL note: keikaku means plan]

>>91882862
one lady died of a heart attack when she realized how hard the kike business owners tricked everyone

>>91882885

Plus an elderly woman, and 2 guys who got drunk and drowned.

>>91882834
Hahaha dude was running like he just got back from wal-mart.

>>91882955
Can we really attribute that to the storm? Or was it her inability to put the fork down?

>>91882885
and their houses are literally pieces of cardboard put together, half of them probably died of hiv or some shit like that

I would be surprised if the kill count in florida get to double digits

>>91882711
Yeah, Miami-Dade County was the only county on the east coast never under any hurricane advisory I think. Just a Tropical Storm one, which is fucking nothing.

>>91882515
Obvious outliers from satellites meant for Land weather being dropped would help. Ive always had a problem with the Cone, Oversimplified shit meant for MSM to scare people with. It isnt 1992 anymore, we should stop hiding behind this we cant predict anything meme. Yes I know it was 20mi difference from being way worse, But the people arnt meteorologist. All they saw was some scientist get scared over nothing and they WILL stop heeding the advice when they say to leave,

>>91882904
>that bottom left character
Abhorrent proportions.

What the fuck do people like Jeff even do for a living?

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No fucking damage in Gainesville.

All the preparation for nothing.

I wanted to die today /pol/

>>91883046
they still count it for the storm, just like drunk idiots who go for a joke swim and don't know what tip currents are long before the storm even hits land

>2 people died already

how?

tried to swim?

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>>91882885
They haven't finished counting.

>>91883178
rip currents*

Good live stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA4xje0S0Oo

>>91883175
Better than having to clean up.

>>91883193
Yep

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>>91883175
>Gainsville
FUCK THE SEC
I was 3 hours into driving from Austin Texas for the LSU game.
PUSSY TIGER FAGGOTS CALLED IT OFF

>tune into Fox to see Shep Smith eat crow after his shilling and fearmongering
>some bitch is filling in for him

pussy fairy fuck

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>>91883286
The depths of human stupidity never cease to astound me.

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>>91883296
calm down singapore
this is no time to be upset

Heli cam near Cocoa Beach
http://www.wftv.com/watch-live