Hurricane General

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90% chance it doesn't make landfall at all.

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Hot towers in the NE eyewall

>>91818749
tracks far into the future are hard to trust tbqh, might still fuck Miami up

>>91818563

Osceola County, 407. The wind starts now

>>91818787
those poor fish

>these Weather Channel flood renditions

kek this looks like a ps1 game

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The spooky forecast

http://weather.graphics/hrrr/hrrr_gif.php

>>91818563
its fucking nothing. i booked a hotel in charlotte a few hours ago and im driving there now from savannah. its too late to fucking cancel and i knew i shouldnt have bought into this meme of a hurricane. i just wasted 400 bucks

>>91818563
Just rains since the evening a lot in Orlando
But nothing bad
Americans are fucking anxious overreacting pussies.
Propane, bottled water, toilet paper everything sold out sigh.

>>91820077
mr. Double dubs aka the massive faggot loser.
Did you also buy fortune of water and propane?

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Floridead

>>91820022
no way. it's not making landfall at all

>>91821146
Too early to call bust.

thread music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo35R9zQsAI

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http://www.infowars.com/black-lives-matter-supporters-plan-looting-sprees-as-hurricane-matthew-hits/ BLACK LIVE MATTERS!

Periscope just made my display drivers stop responding.

Is this a sign?

jax reporting

who /southside/ here?

LITERALLY THE WORST STORM IN HISTORY

>>91818563
this hurricane is gay as fuck

no good footage or anything

is this a new thing the MSM does? lie about natural disasters to get you to spend money?

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THE MADMEN

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

https://www.kikebook.com/100009427680927/videos/1705781816412725/

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

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>>91821718

>>91821718
Tell them that's it's best if you loot as the eye passes over because no one will be outside and you won't get hurt.

>>91821146
Far too early to say that.

But I am going to bed.

This is what you get for voting Clinton.

California's next. Get ready to shake, rattle, and roll.

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>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

>>91818749
Source?

So, scientifically speaking, are the jews responsible for this?

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>that thing
https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-79.27,27.37,3000

matthew will spin in circles
it is the eternal storm

we have a great red spot now
fuck you Jupiter

>>91822866
Short answer? Yes.

>>91822921
eternal storm matthew

>>91818749
It doesn't have to. The outer arm is destroying Florida's west coast

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>>91818563

Florida Here. I lived in Winter Haven through the 2004 triple hurricanes, and I hope it doesnt pull a hurricane Jeanne.

>>91822726

west side best side.

Best of luck m8

>>91822763
>https://www.kikebook.com/100009427680927/videos/1705781816412725/
Looking at broken trees like he's never seen em before.
Wasn't even that big.

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night all

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>>91822866
what do you think goyim

>>91822975
>The outer arm is destroying Florida's west coast

you mean east coast

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>>91822866
the jews are responsible alright

responsible for over hyping this hurricane with 50-70 mph winds so they can get ad revenue and get people to go buy shit and boost the economy

50mph winds is nothing, it's not even a category 1 hurricane. but just because this tiny, tiny sliver of the hurricane has supposed 140mph "gusts" they're calling it a cat 4. and 99% of the hurricane isnt even above 70 mph winds

>>91823043
Sleep tite

>>91823018
what a wild woman!

Buoy 41114 near the beach of Ft Pierce has 21.0 ft significant wave height. Now that is a fairly scary wave height! You don't usually have a lot of buoys that can directly measure wave heights from a major hurricane.

>>91823024
im not in any evac zone so im not scared tbqhfam

biggest worry is the dindus in the aftermath

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Crashing this state

I have a friend in St. Marys, GA. He just signed off of steam. Is he going to die?

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>>91823018
Every time it's learning. It's getting better.

Sucks all the beach webcams are overloaded

>>91822839
>east coast fags don't know what an earthquake feels like

There is nothing like it. At least you can leave when you see a big ass storm coming

CNN: Fire chief at Satellite Beach estimates 8 feet of storm surge already, 11-13 ft was predicted there, peak expected 3-4 hours. He says all under control to this point.

>>91820022
RIP flordia

>>91823018

>nicole is still out there

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>>91823128
20ft storm surge, you say?

>>91823201
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

at least dis guy is still around

>>91818563
Its nature get over it it happens every year shit will break and the dumbfucks will rebuild and it will repeat next year.

>>91823169
I thought you guys were just memeing about blacks.

>>91823185
With no casualties

>>91823277
here's your (you)

>>91823210
tornadoes are the worst

this is undisputable

nothing quite like huddling in a basement hoping you don't fucking die

>>91823217
yeah becauase the state hyped this shit up like they hyped up that little category 1 so they can get people to spend money

pieces of shit you cant even trust the weather news anymore, now even they have an economic agenda

>>91823304
Florida hasn't had a major storm in a decade.

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Per recon, appears Matthew may have taken a bit more of a westerly jog.

>>91823197

Ivan was fucking brutal.

>>91823217
>>91823356
isnt Florida like one foot above sea level and totally flat

>>91823367
Didn't say florida some state gets hit hard.

>>91818563
#justice4trayvon

its about time those whiteys get whats coming to them!

>>91823185

Doesn't this mean he'll restrengthen? Wouldn't it be some shit if it smacked into Haiti again....

Or back into Florida.

>>91823367
we have downpours practically every week

all a hurricane does is add wind to it

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>>91823390
Just stop.

brehs maybe people shouldnt live in Florida

>>91823164

Yeah, I know what you mean. Southside is pretty ate up with them, too. Isn't the Pure right off of Beymeadows?

West side is rough, but we haveplenty of Red Neck hood rats to counter balance the Negroids.

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did anyone just see that shit?

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>Got bored of watching bridge man not die
>someone links kikebook
>start going to every stream with a girl in it
>Tits or Gtfo
>Report them when they say no for not showing tits.
>Go to every stream where theres a guy
>Tits or GTFO
>Report all streams no matter what
>one guy pulls up his shirt and shows nipple...
>MRW

>>91823349
I imagine tornadoes are scary as hell. But you can hide from them and predict them.

Earthquakes just happen whenever they feel like it and you realize how small you are when you cannot escape the constant shaking

>>91823461
in the area where it might hit they don't have any height other than 6ft dunes but past the Indian River and more inland is fine usually and well above sea level

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NOT HABBENING

Shit thers a fucking blown transformer shooting electrical arcs all over the place. Never seen that shit before, that's got to be dangerous as fuck.

ITT: people not realizing that an 8-20 ft storm surge will still fuck shit up majorly

aww shiet

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

he's about to touch some wires

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>>91823392
>Ivan was fucking brutal.

No Charlie, Francis and Jeanne were brutal. Three Major storms in a period of less than 2 months.

>>91823584
Transformer exploding.

first person to catch someone dying to storm surge wins

>periscope guy is playing with downed powerlines


ABSOLUT

>>91823660
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
I cant see shit, its just blackness

Why Americans like to loot so much?

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>>91823601
JUST SAW ALL THAT SHIT


holy fuck he is close

>>91823584
What the fuck is going on?

wtf is wrong with guy

Fucking hell this guy is going to legit die

>>91823349

This spring I was huddling in a fucking closet with a small tornado half a mile away. Fuck those things to hell, I need to get a tornado shelter put in.

>>91823718
>googles

>>91818563

Didn't the projections show it hitting Florida twice?

If this truly is from Kek it should get doubles.

>>91823591
>predict
>tornadoes

not really

more than earthquakes but still not enough

>>91823718
Googles aren't Americans.

>>91823718
Russia has no niggers?

>>91823587
TOPKEK

>>91823718
it's the niggers

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>tfw live in the gulf coast where hurricanes never hit for some reason and always turn upwards to hit the niggers in Louisiana

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>>91818563
Where my cuban bros at? Looks like the gringos will be having a rough night. That Fox segment with shep got me spooked

this guy is definitely going to die, probably won't even make it to the storm itself.

Hes like that faggot who rushes down mid, might as well just afk

>>91823793
Nothing to loot there

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

GOY ABOUT TO TOUCH POWER LINES LIVE

ITS HAPPENING

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Fucking Memecanes! I got all comfy for nothing

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dude is fin to get exploded on

Scary sparkly lights

This feels like that scene in Jurassic Park with that Newman guy from Seinfeld in the Jeep during the storm.

>that periscope stream

ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB GETTIN ZAPPED

>>91823748
>tfw live in NW Florida and have to deal with tornadoes and hurricanes

Thank fuck I don't live any farther north though, Enterprise was wiped out a few years ago.

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SOMETHING HIT THE CAR

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

and he is right next to the powerlines

>This stupid fuck is messing around with live powerlines
First American causality soon brothers

>>91820022
HAPPENING

>>91823775
True.

Earthquakes>volcanoes?>tornadoes>hurricanes>floods>landslides>

>>91823859
He ded

>>91823818
same here senpai, barely ever any direct hits

>>91823889
dude it fucking does
when the kids are stuck in the jeep looking at the t rex

>>91823889
I was thinking the same thing

>>91823859
WTF is he doing?

>guy gets zapped
>passes out
>stream keeps going
>wakes up
>touches metal
>passes out
>cue Benny Hill

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It's gone hyperbolic!

>>91823997
Hurricanes regularly produce multiple tornado and flooding.

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>>91822975
>American education

Goddamn I hate you faggots so much.

rip Anthony stream

>>91824047
infinite high waves soon

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I hope it only kills Mexicans

Did that Ice Posiden guy die?

>>91823956
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
GALAXY NOTE 7s EVERYWHERE

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING CRY

>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T DO MAINTENANCE

>>91823859
>HAHA a BIG branch just hit the car!
Fucking die now

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>how do you like that spark action

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>CRASH
>"oh a branch just fell on the car haha"
>powerlines continue shooting electricity everywhere flailing in the wind like ten feet away

>>91824061
Shit

I also forgot tsunamis and tidal waves

>>91823531
It's the 3rd most populated state

this is the first hurricane in 11 years and it's a fucking joke

>>91824061
on the right side of the storm or directly to the north center of the eye, traditionally

/files.f/u/d8d7p63z

put a m near .f
heres eoe to all who want to watch it it finally finished

>>91823859
This is Florida Man right here

This guy sounds autistic as fuck.

>>91818563

MATTHEW 16

The Demand for a Sign

16 The Pharisees and Sadducees came to Jesus and tested him by asking him to show them a sign from heaven.

2 He replied, “When evening comes, you say, ‘It will be fair weather, for the sky is red,’ 3 and in the morning, ‘Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.’ You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times.[a] 4 A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah.” Jesus then left them and went away.

>>91824150
kek

RJ fucked his iphone

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>I think it stopped
>BZZZT

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

LINES DANGLING IN FRONT OF HIM MAYBE 10FT AWAY

IM CRYING LAUGHING

>>91823601
>Never seen that shit before
They sound like bombs going off if you are nearby when they explode.

Does Australia not have high wind storms?

>>91824196
Now do Matthew 10:7, because Hurricane Matthew is hitting Florida on 10:7. Spoopy.

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>powerlines falling on his car

>>91824150
His startled gasp was fucking hilarious. The dude is so much more on edge than he's letting on.

>>91824196
dumb swedeposter

What Didn't he under stand about THIS STORM WILL KILL YOU>?

>>91818563
Shut up. If you weren't born in Miami you don't know anything about hurricanes. This idiots that are panicking are immigrants and people from up north that have absolutely little experience with hurricanes.

Nothing will happen to Florida. You morons fell into the whole hype of "OMFG CAT 4!!!". If you want to know how to determine the destruction of a hurricane, look at where the EYE is, not the outskirt. The closer the location is to the eye, the higher the damage is.

The most Miami and rest of of Northern Florida will get is rain and some winds.

Research Andrew and Katrina. Those are hurricanes that affected Florida. This one will not.

RIP Haiti and Cuba though.

That periscope streamer "Gotta get back on the road" while he stares at transformers and powerlines exploding.

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just a fucking burning transformer shooting out lightning

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>>91824126
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

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>it's like a discotheque over there
How is ANYONE in Florida still alive?

>>91824365
>while he stares at transformers and powerlines exploding

Confirmed autism.

>>91824282
>can watch people do stupid shit live

What a time to be alive

>>91824292
we do in my state (Queensland). We get these every year

>>91824315

He's probably on drugs lol

>>91824282
I thought you guys all said he was on a bridge? I can't get periscope to work on my computer, so I need you guys to keep me posted.

>>91824357
>Katrina
>affected Florida

lol

904 here. Got the next couple days off work and 7 cases of beer. I think I'm ready.

>>91824365
He's cracking me up

DISCOTECH !!!!

WESTERN EYEWALL BUILDING BACK UP. IT'S HAPPENING.

>>91824431
Florida is protected by an unseen force

It's the only explanation for why Matthew was deflected

ITS FUCKING NOTHING

>>91818563
goodbye flooriiddaa. I'm flying flying flying over you~

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>>91824357
>The most Miami and rest of of Northern Florida will get is rain and some winds.
>Research Andrew and Katrina. Those are hurricanes that affected Florida. This one will not.
Have you completely forgotten how fucked Central FL got in 2004?

>>91824282
Is there a way to turn off the chat?

facbook.com/jermaine.walden.9?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
facbook.com/jermaine.walden.9?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
facbook.com/jermaine.walden.9?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

Googles out on the beach in the south

>>91824486
Source

>>91822782
wow good for you, you can type "hurricane" and "looting" into a twitter search bar

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>>91824446
>No real fear of dangers
Really makes you think

Is this guy /floridageneral/ incarnate?

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>update

Is the eye doomed, famalam?

>>91824503
IS IT THE SAME FORCE THAT ANIMATES FORIDA MAN?

>>91824522
H

>>91824315
>>91824451
Seriously, he's fucking driving around in an evacuated town with a curfew during a cat 4 storm.

He is absolutely nuts.

>>91824512
>that 3 way in Polk

they deserved it honestly

Polk residents are subhuman

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11379232
http://www.strawpoll.me/11379232
http://www.strawpoll.me/11379232
http://www.strawpoll.me/11379232
http://www.strawpoll.me/11379232
http://www.strawpoll.me/11379232

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>>91824352
"Live power lines 10 feet away are dangerous"
>Insert Florida man
>I got this.

>>91824292
There have been like 3 major weather events in my city in my lifetime. Just large storms though, flash flooding and moderate wind damage. We only get major cyclones in the tropical north, where the population is pretty sparse. "cities" are more like large towns up there.

>>91824357
>b-b-but muh storm surges that affect a few miles from the coast where population is sparse because it's a fucking beach

Can smoeone post the twitter meme with all the niggers planning to loot?

He's so gonna hydroplane and it's gonna be fuckin rad

>>91824525
looting?

>>91823185
It will be hilarious if it goes back to hit Haiti.

guys my pet gator just went out and I think he's broken into my neighbors house and having sex with his wife, do you guys think I should make a hot dog or some pizza?

>>91824590
>no one tears up a little and smiles

Fucking emotional faggots

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>>91824534

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>>91824614
>Florida coastline
>population is sparse

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>>91824587
>they deserved it honestly
>Polk residents are subhuman

Fuck the home of the most Floridian company in existence.

>>91824533
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

>>91824678
No, just filming some boat that was rocking. It was boring so I stopped watching already.

>>91824678
Stealing sea shells from the sea shore

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>>91824357
>If you weren't born in Miami you don't know anything about hurricanes

If you don't live on the gulf coast, you know jack shit about anything hurricane related. Sit down kid.

>>91824688
>le reddit florida man maymay XD
fuck off

>>91824729
I mean I love Publix but it doesn't change the fact that Polk is a shithole

>>91824727
the coast is the only part of the state that knows to evacuate, nothing ever happens

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>>91824591
>Florida man just going to wipe off my windshield
>zapp

>tfw the hurricane won't destroy san fransisco

DOwngraded to CAT3 it was a Hurimeme

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>>91823591
>>91823775

tsunamis

>>91824727
Yes 1-2 miles from the coast is sparse

>>91824803
i'm serious though, not gonna break out my Publix sub until later, hot dogs from Petty's Meat Market or some leftover pizza?

>>91822975

>Gulf Coast
>getting destroyed

I walked home from middle school in heavier rain than what they're getting right now

t. Naples Florida

>>91824828
A Cat 1 would annihilate it

DOWNGRADED TO CAT 3.

OBAMA HYPE CONSPIRACY CONFIRMED.

so it's nothing...

>>91824768
>If you don't live on the gulf coast, you know jack shit about anything hurricane related
Maybe the dying and living in cardboard houses part

If this hurricane were in the Gulf there would already be chimpouts in the streets of New Orleans

>>91824885
>I walked home from middle school in heavier rain than what they're getting right now
>t. Naples Florida

Hey Neighbor! Estero, here.

what's the best map to watch?

>>91824768
wtf is that stone building on far right? i swear i have seen that shit before

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>>91824828
Kek has other plans for that Sodom.

>>91824927
if someone still doesnt know this was hyped for economy reasons they are retarded

>60mph winds max on the coast

WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING

>cat 3
>off-coast

I had board games, alcohol, and food for days. Ice, bottled water, so much more. I got memed. I got jewed. Never again. I'm going to die in the next big one.

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>>91824968
I wish it would reach the gulf somehow. This storm isn't nearly big enough.

all the niggers commenting in that periscope stream about how it would be a great time to start looting and steal copper

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so, nothing happened?
what a surprise

Confirmed CAT 3 No real damage, Obama declares marshal law until water is mopped up. Election cnaceled

>>91824822
He just said "Powerline was like a FOOT from my car"......

Fucking retard.

HE ALMOST DIED

MAD MAN

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Good night, enjoy the rain and the madmen

I remember listening to Coast to Coast back in 2004 when Charley hit. Alex Jones said that FEMA had 10,000 body bags in warehouses in Central Florida.

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>He's back on the bridge
>wind gusting like a motherfucker
>Immediately almost gets taken out by more downed powerlines

There is no such thing as "Happenings." Happenings never happen, thus, they do not exist. "I never Happen, therefore, I am not a Happening."

>>91825129
He s dead

>>91825072
Trump charged with criminal negligence in failure to stop devastating storm

>>91825058
If that happens, things will be fun. Hopefully it goes south and hits Venezuela.

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

if nothing happens tonight we will atleast still achieve 1 death

>>91825058
Why does Matty lick America's wang?

>>91822975
>poepoes

>>91825058

Matthew really hates The Bahamas. It is over rated as fuck but, it is not that bad.

hahah he just hit a tree

fuckin saving

>oh hey it's another car
>*WHACK*

im dying

>oh hey another car
>WHOA!

jesus christ this guy

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>inb4 flat tire

>shitty power lines more interesting than the actual storm

matthew is a cuckcane

>THIS STORM WILL KILL YOU!

Florida won't even be there tomorrow. We must send them federal dollars immediately!!!

>>91825154
Comey, "intent confirmed"

>TFW FAR ENOUGH INLAND TO BE COMFY AND WATCHING THIS STORMCHASER DIE

>>91825017
>economy
It was hyped so FEMALE can roll in nice and easy and King Nigger and Hillary can show up the next day with rolled up sleeves to restore order after "THE WORST STORM EVER" and the press can laud them for much bravery and competence.

HE HIT A FUCKING TREE!!!

>>91821718

>google weather

>>91825304
>turns camera back so we can watch him rub more cocaine on his gums

WHy does he keep putting it on his face? How is that interesting?

>>91825419
Pure Cuban yayo

Meme hurricane.

>the pine trees are weakest here
How fucking high is this guy

>>91825433
it's not, and it's pissing me off

>>91825473
hurrimeme

What a disappointment

wheres the volume control on this periscope shit

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>>91825529
he knew it all along

do you think next time theres a hurricane, people will bother evacuating?

>>91825393
"Power line maintenance is bad"
>t. periscope lineman
"Pine trees are the weekest"
>t. periscope dendrologist


this guy is a fucking moron, looks like he's about to leave the gene pool.

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>Storm is going to be grinding down the coast all weekend
>/pol/ already given up on it
Have you no faith?

OH SHIT HAPPENING
Downgraded to a Cat 3 max winds 120mph.

OH SHIT HAPPENING
Downgraded to a Cat 3 max winds 120mph.

OH SHIT HAPPENING
Downgraded to a Cat 3 max winds 120mph.

120 mph winds

>I put camera back inside so you can see out driver side window.
Wait what? of all the windows you pick the 1/4 size one over your fucking shoulder?!?

>>91825595
as long as there are gullible non-floridians, yes

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can someone post the picture of the nigger woman sharing a fb photo that says something along the lines of 75% of tropical storms travel along the same path as the transatlantic slave trade. comments say "ghost of dead slaves????" or some shit.

>>91825577
>noise finally reduces on suicideman's stream
I don't know what he did but thank god, that was killing my fucking ears.

>>91825595
Probably not. They blew their fucking load with all the hype and scaremongering about this. Now when an actual serious storm comes, nobody who evacuated today is going to take it seriously.

>>91825595

That's the problem when a storm skirts or misses, people get complacent. Depends on the category, likely. 4/5 sounds more scary, thus stores get emptied and people make rushes for gas. I don't remember it this bad for 2005 or 2004.

Is the hurricane dead?

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>>91825329
>inb4 excess moisture shorts out his electrical system leaving him without a running car nor lights

>cat 3 now

fucking NOTHING

we can't even get a stupid weather habbening anymore

Thank god it looks like it's going to miss the mainland.

Fuck all of you man children hoping for destruction and death on all of those poor Floridians.

>Watching a guy drive around eating snacks

>>91825732
Source?

>>91825707

Well Matthew isnt doing a good job lol

>>91825768
Jacksonville will still flood hard as fuck

they deserve it too, always hyping up how they never get hit, BTFO

>>91825768
Relax m8.
Florida's the Australia of America, we can handle ourselves.

>>91825773
>>Watching a guy drive around eating snacks
Better stream
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

>>91825717
>>91825709
>>91825680
you guys are wrong. it depends on where the storm hits first.

if a cat 3 hits say, miami, and it's devastating, people upstate will evacuate. if it cuba as a cat 5, people in miami will evacuate.

see? it really just depends on where it hits

>>91825768
I want to die though

Dude finally turned the camera back on the road

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

YES I SEE THE FUCKING TREE YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN

>>91825789
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/

https://www.periscope.tv/w/asXjVDFWR2p2b3lCQnl3RU98MVBsSlFlT0VEV1ZKRQ3L9TyffExrZg1r1ApSA-US_okLkVrOqDFGdC-1Hz0U

>>91825768
fuck off i live here

>>91825732
this is the 2nd huricane they've done it with this year. you cant even trust the weather anymore.

they're doing this shit for $$$

YOU WILL DIE. casually drive through storm while chilling, this storm is kinda shit

suicideman just pointed the camera at the road.

We're back, guys!

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>>91825185
impossible unfortunately. Plus it wouldn't do much to the shithole anyway. Not to mention Venezuela is mountainous, so not very good for hurricane health.

Anything in the gulf will inevitably come slamming back north, although sometimes it can just go straight west and nail Mexico.

also update pic

It's a category 3 hurricane with only 120mph winds now....

>>91825418

Underrated

>He's the Bob Ross of killing yourself in Florida
topkek

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>>91825768
I don't you to fucking defend me Australia, get off my property.

>>91825890
>nonchalantly goes offroad

this motherfucker is amazing

>>91825200
He's just asking for trouble.

Madman

>>91825901
Thank you

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

Jeff pol. every time he says 'eyewall' you gotta drink

>>91825768
The autism is really showing in this thread. Huuuurrrr it was nuffin.
These guys dodged a bullet in regards to the winds, however;
1) The storm is NOT over
2)It is still a hazardous situation
3)Think about how things are going to be when the storm surge and heavy rain cause serious flooding.

>>91825873
You're a prince among men, sir.

who else watching the madman with eurobeat?

>>91825768
Aussiebros and Floridafags will forever stand hand in hand. United by their one commonality, a total lack of fucks given in the face of death bordering on the insane. God shed his grace on we.

WE GOT COWS

why do these hurricanes/typhoons/earthquakes always spare americans but love to rip islanders and asians into pieces?

>"I don't think the high winds have hit this area yet"
>swerving all over the road

>Hurricane close to violating NAP

I'm going to nuke the fuck out of Matthew

>>91825732
>we can't even get a stupid weather habbening anymore
No wonder.
Half of ya'll left for bed before it even started.
Kek is disappointed in us.

Reposting cool link
https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-63.13,12.06,443

>>91826030
>fog episode

we could honestly do without florida

>>91825773
Are they tendies?

Martin County here. This hurricane is for pussys it's probably only gusting 50mph and light rain. Haven't even lost power and even if I do I have a generator. Checkmate mother nature.

>>91826013
fuck jeff for now, this guy is savage

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX


https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

ITS OVER HES DEAD

HE HIT A TREE LMAO

HE CRASHED
>"wew shit, hahaha"

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!

You guys have stupid names for hurricanes. Why not call it Scrambles The Death-dealer?

>>91825878
>if a cat 3 hits say, miami, and it's devastating
So yeah, this is never going to happen and you probably have no idea what you're taking about

Cat 3 is fucking nothing, especially in Florida where everything is built to withstand that stuff.

Most of the hype behind this storm is that it's killed a gorillion Haitians

HOLY FUCK

>storm birb

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

holy crap what a retard

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He hit a tree!!

HE HIT A TREE

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

HE LITERALLY JUST WRECKED OFF THE ROAD

WTF

LMAO

HOLY SHIT HE CRASHED

>>91826160
kek

HE FUCKING CRASHED!!