Hurricane General - Took You Long Enough Obama Edition

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who /naturalgas/ here? gonna be nice and comfcomf when the power goes out

>>91757338
next time say EVACUATE instead of migrate you fuck

>>91757338
If kek blesses me with repeating digits I'll fight the pussy hurricane 1v1.

>just make a fire

All the wood will be wet

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>inb4 "LOL DIS AIN GUN BE BAD DIS AINT DO NUFFIN!!!" from New Englanders
I agree on this coming from NH

>>91757455
hi matty, why didnt you directly hit miami? im very upset about this.

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SOON.

>>91757475
good idea anon, sounds like a kek.

>>91757508
no please

>>91757455
Hit Miami please, I'm bored

The golden age of hurricane coverage was the 90s and early 2000s. Everyone cares too much about "safety" now to do interesting coverage.

>tfw have to go to sleep soon
>the hurri will hit while I am sleeping
goddamn yankees, your happenings always happen while we euros gotta sleep

OP always forgets:

https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-77.30,24.24,3000

Cool little thing to watch.

>>91756464
>>91756523
This guy here. Also should mention that I'm in southern Seminole county if that makes any difference.

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>>91757338
RIP murica

Anyone from titusville here? How fucked are we?

Also stop fucking moving so fast /pol/

>>91757472
I just had some natural gas fire out of my asshole hahaha!!!

>>91757338

LIVE STORM CHASER

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1PlJQeOqzDqJE

>>91757338
Matthew 10:7-15
7 As you go, proclaim this message: ‘The kingdom of heaven has come near.’
8 Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse those who have leprosy, drive out demons. Freely you have received; freely give.

9 “Do not get any gold or silver or copper to take with you in your belts—
10 no bag for the journey or extra shirt or sandals or a staff, for the worker is worth his keep.
11 Whatever town or village you enter, search there for some worthy person and stay at their house until you leave.
12 As you enter the home, give it your greeting. 13 If the home is deserving, let your peace rest on it; if it is not, let your peace return to you.
14 If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet.

>15 Truly I tell you, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town.

>>91757558
>OP from original Hurricane Genera
kys for this name

>>91757565
Fuck you bitch I'm rerolling to kick your ass.

>>91757525
I have a meeting and I would miss it if i visited Miami
>>91757567

radar is showing speeds of 150 mph.

>60-70 mph


NICE "HAPPENING" YOU GOT THERE

>>91757665
heh

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Time for bed

stay strong floridafriends

when I wake up I want to see each and everyone of you safe and sound

>>91757586
There's like 6-8 hours before shit hits the fan, just wake your neet ass up.

>>91757607
That tree looks like a little bitch. Even if it falls any house worth its shit will be fine.

I wouldn't sleep in that part of the house though..

landfall at what catagory?

>>91757750
They won't

>>91757627
Nice, cheers mate.

>>91757735

>>91755555
>>91755555
>>91755555

You make fun of Leaf? Now it is time for Leaf to make fun of you!

>>91757780
We recently got the entire roof redone so that should help.

>>91757735
>asking for another shreking

I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add

>>91757660
I'm too lazy to change it, it's grown on me.

>>91757627
remember when jeff got robbed?

Southside jax. We fucked?

>>91757735
You got shit on last thread pal

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>>91757749
YOUR WINDS ARE WEAK

ONE MORE REROLL LETS DO THIS

I WILL DEFEAT YOU

King nigger is governor of Florida now?

>>91757517
You can make fire from wet wood, holy shit, did your father never take you camping?

>>91757860
Should be good then, mate. How thick is that tree? Looks not even a foot thick, so if it is healthy it will sway A LOT instead of breaking.

It is the unhealthy or aging trees you need to worry about.

>>91757735
convert that into kph and you will shit yourself, ahmed

Be right back turning into a cat 5.

>>91757813
Are you and Nicole going to hook up? A litte Fujiwara action?

>>91757943
sorry kid.

>>91757997
keep us comfy, senpai

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>>91757997
THE MAD STORM

>>91757977
No we watched tv

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>>91757988
Wrong folder to shitposts from leaf

>>91757984
These trees have been here for ages. They worry me because one of our neighbor's trees recently fell in our yard.

>>91758001
I'm thinking about it any tips?

>>91757988
why is the fucking leaf posting ape porn in my glorious Hurricane General thread?

Daily reminder that this board is full of underage retards who've never been in hurricanes before. It honestly makes me upset you faggots cling to shit tier news like it's an actual happening

so when do we people start dying?

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>>91757338

HOW MANY WILL DIE TONIGHT?

>>91758181
18 dead already.

>>91758176
stop trying to get people killed

>tfw many guns will be permanently destroyed

Who /no prep/ here?

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>>91758135
These threads suck and the hurricane aint gonna be shit.

Cap it nigger.

>>91758102
>These trees have been here for ages

That is usually a good thing. Like I said if the tree looks healthy it will do fine.

>>91758181
10 hours from now

>>91758181
nobody's going to die because it's not hitting the haitian shantytowns in south florida

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POST THEM COMFY STATIONS

NO CLEANING UP

>>91758223
all of them.

My friend and her family live in west palm Beach and didn't evacuate and is riding it out in their house. Are they going to be safeM

>>91758122
idk senpai the weather man said something about tropical moistness though

>>91757455
Hi Mathew! Would you aim your anger at the most democrat dense areas? No mercy plz

if people ever though /pol/ was normal

itt:
1 person pretending to be a hurricane
many people talking to hurricane who is a man pretending to be a hurricane

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>>91758238
Kek what a fucking tard.

Niggers grow up. Global warming is a hoax and "bigger" storms every year is hype.

>>91758237
is that from the hurricane or the negros

>>91758308
There's some tropical moisture in your mom's pants

>>91758308
She's pretty sexy but she's only a tropical storm.

>>91758307
Nope going to be 100mph winds tonight

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>>91758122
GAS GAS GAS

>>91758241
>reminding me of Katrina confiscation
great now I'm rustled and bored

>>91758305
You are a liar and a fraud bc you are mathew not the proper CHRISTIAN MATTHEW

>>91758291

What are you working on today? Looks interesting.

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Are there any beach streams that are actually streams and not just still shots every few minutes?

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Don't die ameribros

>>91758291
God damn senpai I don't remember that big...thing on the right in your last pic.

Is there really nothing to do in Montana?

Clearwater here but put in new Port richey with my girl. Are we safe guys ?

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At least florida isn't completely filled with nignogs so they wont be completely assrapped.

God damn im off today so bored been trolling info on Haiti.


What a fucking shithole. We need to just completely stop aid to them and let natural selection take over.

Democracy there dosn't work. Forign aid simply exaserbates the problem. But unlike africa they have fertile land.

Its like fuck em.

>>91758311
don't worry I will spare no one.

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>>91758258

Does she ever actually open the jumpsuit

>>91758307
Darwin is smiling down on them.

>>91757338
I'm in Michigan, will I be OK???

https://youtu.be/QDFK40UMotc?t=34s
Here's Wilma for reference on what hurricanes are like.

>>91758406
Florida has romeo and Juliet law though

>>91758307

If they ain't stupid, yes.

Lots of sandbags, generators, food supply, etc.

>>91757901
No you fucking idiot

RIP DOLORES

>>91758291
Any reason why you have just a fairly basic wooden chair instead of one with wheels? Stand a lot or is it just comfy as fuck? I've had some wooden chairs that are comfier than most computer chairs so I can understand there.

Miamibro here. Nothing but some rain and wind.


Boring as hell I might go out for a walk.

Today I learned people actually eat cold soup out of the can.

Anyone been wondering how this could effect the campaign? Shits looking pretty bad, and Trump is probably loading up trucks right now like he did last time. Do you think that if there was massive destruction people could be swayed to vote Trump given his backgroud?

Florida is an important state.

>>91758406
Just wait till she dissipates a little. Then you will get to see her good parts.

You won't be able to resist.

>>91758307
No.

>>91758435
See you on the other side cowboy

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>>91758406
check again, she's a Cat 1 now.

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>>91758468
>>91758468
Nah
Frogs though. Frogs.

>>91758453

Georgia and south Carolina are literally filled with niggers. Hopefully most of them drown

Kent here. Bit windy but no happening yet.

Hurricane Matthew is a false weather flag. Geo engineering weather to "prove" climate change as a political point against Trump.

>>91758414
>Katrina confiscation

That didn't go over too well IIRC.

>>91758554
What if she's a virgin? I don't want blood on my dick.

>>91758547
Today I learned people have incredibly weak and useless father figures.
>surrounded by fire fuel
>b-but it's wet!

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>>91758525

wood is superior.

>>91758291

is that like a ketchup pie or some shit, anon?

>>91758414

We have a law against it in Georgia, but I'd be a son of a bitch if I ever disarmed period.

What's the point in having the motherfuckers if you give them up at the first sign of weekend warriors?

Niggers can't swim, but they'll put on some fucking swimmies and look if they gotta.

Hurricane Matthew is a false weather flag. Geo engineering weather to "prove" climate change as a political point against Trump.
https://youtu.be/x2O-DVgcvWQ

>>91758600
oh i'm gonna try to hook up now.

>>91758527
I'm thinking about going out to the Gables and get drunk. Shits weak.

I live in Orlando, how bad is it looking?

>>91758407
Will that destroy houses?
>>91758507
They have shutters and food. Is that enough?

>>91758547
Today I learned anon has never faced real life.

>>91758742
Crashing florida with no survivors.

>>91758665
Won't matter at that point. Just remember to go fuck her over warm water to raise your power levels a bit before making your return.

>>91758742
Hurricane Mickey is going to plow your anus.

>>91758547

Yes nigger, ain't nothing wrong with it. Shit, all you need is soup and weiner sausages in the can. can do mre's but if you eat too many, your asshole will thank you.

>>91757901
yes probably

>>91757614
I'm near LaGrange & Old Dixie Highway and fearful. All i hear are the winds are going to tear everything apart

Kek is a pretty cool dude to be honest.

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>>91758453
>Florida isn't completely filled with nignogs

M8 have you been to South Florida?

>>91758623
I'm hoping North Charleston will turn into the badlands. It honestly wouldn't take much.

My last post on this thread
Just wanted to say that I wish many many many American will die in terrible pain.
Bye.

>>91758663
It happened, and there was nothing people could do but shoot back at cops and nasty girls, which they didn't. Then their guns rusted away in some warehouse

>>91758702
Florida also passed one recently, basically saying that if you're evacuated you can evacuate with your guns.

>>91758783
To be fair real life for most doesn't involve anything more taxing than pumping their own gas

How long until it hits land?

>>91758915
k achmed.

Good luck in tomorrow's terrorist attack!

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Alright bros. Got my snack ready for today. It's going to be a long night.

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What was your favorite hurricane /pol/?

Mine was Katrina because of the memes.

>>91757472
Electricity, but filled up a couple tanks to grill food while the power is out.

>>91758800
Alright, I hope it goes well.

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>>91757647

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tfw no qt nicole gf

>>91758885
But it isn't completely filled, back when I lived in Port St John it was 95% white, nowadays that's dropped to 90% though which is starting to scare me.

>>91758915
Don't worry French Fry, the next truck is on it's way.

>>91758974
Mathew

>>91758742
Literally nothing

>SE will get hit not once but TWICE
I hope Floridaman has insurance coverage.

>>91758663

not politically, but most of the idiots gave their guns up without a fight.

only people still armed were niggers. oh, and us.

>was a young electrical apprentice that went down to katrina because company was paid to get power back on.

We got shot at on several different occasions. Nobody down there but us and jigaboos. Like little fucking Iraq.

>CONFEDERATE FLAG ON CNN IN STORE WINDOW LOL

>>91759006
that's not a human anymore

>>91759006
tfw gonna get a qt nicole gf

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>>91758972
great value donut cheeseburger you couldnt make up something more american

wow

>>91757338
Currently on the west coast, all the eat coast niggers are using the schools as shelters

>>91758766

Probably, except women are stupid. No offense.

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Why do people say Sandy was such a bad storm? Are northerners just not used to storms?

>>91757455
How many do you plan on killing?

>>91758742
ignore >>91759062

you'll be seeing tropical storm force winds and heavy rain so just be careful, shouldn't be too bad over there though.

>>91758742

Normal hard hurricane weather for our gallery if it retains its course (like 50-60 mph winds when you're sleeping); only concern is power outages which we are in the moderate warning area of and considering how long it took in 2004 to fix (two weeks if I'm remembering right) can be a real son of a bitch.

>>91758924
>which they didn't

I thought they did and they eventually gave up the confiscation efforts because of it. Niggas were being too confrontational because authorities were asking about weapons. It caused a massive clusterfuck so eventually authorities gave up.

My memory is kind of fuzzy though. I left the city ofc so I wasn't there.

>>91759065
weak shit both times. central east coast is going to get the real deal.

>>91758547
No one does that in a normal situation, but you can if you have, to survive. That's the point.

>>91758742

Just south of you. It's cloudy and drizzling outside, with little wind.

Shit won't get bad until later

>>91758885
Miamifag here. This place is overrun with niggers and spics with the occasional kike thrown in.

>>91758972

I can taste the neurotoxins.

>>91759153
I AM NOT A GORRILA

>>91757901
Southside checking in...where?

>>91758972

Wal-Mart sells those now? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeet, I'ma have to go next time I'm in the area and grab me one or two.

>>91759158
As many as possible.

>>91759153
>Are northerners just not used to storms?
basically. i was laughing my ass off at the "superstorm sandy" nickname. bitches please.

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>>91759040
>when I lived in Port St John it was 95% white

which is more closer to central florida

south florida might as well be africa or veanezuala

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I'm sleeping in the bathroom hugging my computer tonight.

>>91759227
>can't spell Matthew
>can't spell gorilla

how do you think you're going to destroy a city when you can't spell your name?

>>91759146
Oh no I know. I've been telling them to evacuate for days and they haven't listened to me. Now they're starting to think about evacuating since it started to rain and look bad outside.

AlaskaFag reporting in. Nothing but sunshine and clear blue skies up here bros. Hope you floridafags stay safe.

gonna get /comfy/ after work in hopes of seeing looting by googles.

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>>91758646
>Hurricane Matthew is a false weather flag. Geo engineering weather to "prove" climate change as a political point against Trump.
BINGO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh-DNNIUjKU

>>91759153

They don't have the infrastructure to deal with storms in the same way as we don't have the same to deal with blizzards, such as with snow fucking Atlanta up for that time.

>>91759267
Same famalam, I've been working on loosing weight, but I might have to get some this weekend. Might even shart in mart just for the novelty of it

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L E G E N D A R Y

post /comfy/ music for florida bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsD-OUWNUlU

>>91757338
>>>91759153
>>Are northerners just not used to storms?
>basically. i was laughing my ass off at the "superstorm sandy"
>superstorm

I am triggered

>>91758972
>It's going to be a long night
for your intestines

>>91758766
nah...she'll be good

SW Florida here. I am lmaoing @ you're lifes.

>>91759310
More like Haiti and Cuba, but that's roughly the same.

>>91759066
That sounds about right.

I think I remember them giving up the effort because it was causing conflict and harming the search and rescue process.

Overall, 2/10 for effectiveness. The guns didn't leave the city.

Florida is stand your ground. Just start shooting at it

>>91759310
oh he meant SOUTH Florida, yeah fuck that place desu.

Living near Miami, how likely is it that I'll lose power?

>>91759286
And I was laughing when it took 1/4 of an inch of snow to shut down the south. Should have named it 'Snowstorm Sherman'

>>91759371
No one said a hurricane had to be smart senpai

>>91759153
No. Here in New York, things are not typically built to Hurricane standards like they are in the South. There were a lot of fires, power outages, and flooding (Especially in the subways).

>>91759153
it was a comfy storm, not damaging

>>91758486
you were not OK even before this storm

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Double eye wall

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>mfw this hurrican will swing Florida blue


we're fucked... this is Hurrican Sandy 2.0... and Obongo will seem like a hero.

What a ((((coincidence)))) that we have another huge hurrican in an election year...

>>91759454
Pretty likely.

>>91759467
that's cause the south is gay. north and south are faggots. florida is the only state that matters.

>>91759413
>Mathew
Please don't speak for the Hurricane. I'm sure he's working hard to prepare his landfall right now.

>>91759414
It was a pretty bitch as storm, it just exposed how shit the power grid is.

>>91759275
Do you plan on heading north after Florida?

>>91759404
>that snow storm fucking Atlanta

Many keks were had. Watching yanks deal with hurricanes is just as funny as watching southern fucks deal with snow.

>>91759544
Florida will be red.

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>Be West Palm Beach
>neighbor who every morning kicks down my Trump sign comes and asks to borrow one of my pistols
>I told him to fuck off and I'm not going to protect hm from niggers either
>guy tried to go buy a last minute gun but all of the fun stores are now closed
Fuck I am feeling kinda guilty, should I lend him one of my Glocks now?

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>tfw my birthday is tomorrow
>mfw i live in broward county

>>91759531
What did he mean by this?

>>91759409
>Winds will be high in high rise structures in Downtown Florida
>Downtown Florida
was this a typo or is this a fake?

>>91759409
>tfw jacksonville bros will never meet up to ride out the storm

feels bad man

>>91759607
Yes, I plan on stopping at DC to get some pictures of the white house.

>>91759170
>tropical storm wind and heavy rain

Literally nothing.

>>91759365
same desu

OP here, gonna have to go on break after this thread, someone else mind taking over and posting the next one at bump limit?

>>91759178
I was talking more about the people who didn't want to cause trouble and were in the better part of town. I can imagine going into waste deep water to collect tyrone's problem solver was dropped fairly quickly.

>>91759642
Make him learn his lesson, anon.

>>91759622
DOUBS CONFIRM I AM ALWAYS RIGHT

>>91759454
It's supposed to get stronger until landfall and stay pretty consistent up the coast. Miami is well south of where the eye will meet land, though. It could loop back

>>91758307

Category.4
>Catastrophic damage will occur. Large amounts of windborne debris will be lofted into the air. There is a high risk of injury or death to people and animals due to flying and falling debris. Older mobile homes and a high percentage of newer mobile homes will be destroyed. Well-built homes can also sustain severe damage with significant losses to roof structures and/or some exterior walls. Extensive damage to roof coverings, windows, and doors will occur. Top floors of apartment buildings will sustain structural damage, steel frames in older industrial buildings and older unreinforced masonry buildings can collapse. Most windows will be blown out of high-rise buildings- falling and broken glass will pose a significant danger. Commercial signage and fences will be destroyed, most trees will be snapped or uprooted and power poles down. Power outages will last for weeks to possibly months, long-term water shortages can be expected, and most of the area will be uninhabitable for weeks or months.

http://www.hurricanescience.org/society/impacts/windsatlandfall/

>>91759719
the real question is doing anybody care who the OP is? I don't

>>91759651
happy birthday from brevard, floridabro

i raise my drink to you!

>>91759687
prolly retards typing too fast cause local forecast office is shitting their pants

murrkans dying is funny to me

>>91759642
>WPB
lol the apes are going to eat him alive. oh well, one less vote for hillary.

>>91759642
Let him borrow a gun with no bullets, he won't check. If a Google tries to loot him he'll act cocky and try to shoot at him, but he'll get culturally enriched instead

>>91759531
Sexy

>>91759642
No. Wait until he's in trouble and swim over to his house telling him he shoulda voted Red.

>>91759651
serves you fuckers right for banning the sale of nasty as they wanna be

>>91759642
Shoot his hillary sign

>>91759787
i'm coming for you fuck face.

>>91759673
shits strong yo and will likely go cat 5 when the second eye wall swallows the first

>>91759544
>obongo will seem like a hero
lmao no
People fucking hate him here

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>>91759781
gee thanks anon

>>91759651
Stop being a pussy
We are getting a fucking weak wind gust

>>91759651
>not wanting comfy cleanup without electric distractions
It was top comfy tier when Sandy knocked out power for two weeks on my birthday

>>91759642
No. Not at all. Let the Hillary voter die.

If you lend that gun consider yourself a permacuck.

LIVE STORMCHASER

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1PlJQeOqzDqJE

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1PlJQeOqzDqJE

>>91759858
He doesn't have a Hillary sign, he had his old Bernie sign up on his yard/window/car however.

>>91759617

Southerner here who lives in Georgia.

What you saw in Atlanta was combination of niggers (who can't do anything right) and transplants from Florida/Yankee States/California. That's pretty much Atlanta's population nowadays.

Any native Georgian worth their shit moved out of the shithole years ago.

>>91759642

Tell him you need to do a background check because Hillary said so.

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IM ABOUT TO GET FUCKED OVER
I BARELY HAVE ANY COVERS FOR MY WINDOWS

I SENSE MY POWER IS GOING TO CUT OUT TOO

The only supplies I have is some bread, peanutbutter and strawberry jelly. SOMEONE SEND HEEEELP

Oh and I barely have any fucking gas due to the stations running out.

>>91759719
Hey OP I'm about to leave work and go food shopping. If a genny isn't up when I get home I'll make one and keep it going. I should be home around 5:30

>>91759642
You should save his ass and then he'll vote Trump

Clearwater here, staying in New Port Shitty. Think I fucked up by not evacuating ?

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>>91759926
guys look for a clown somewhere in southwest ranches he was wearing pajamas and a rainbow wig holding an umbrella

>>91759997
Jeff is so fucking annoying

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>>91757627
>https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1PlJQeOqzDqJE
watching live destruction.... super comfy

>>91759642
Nah. He doesn't even support the 2nd amendment anyway.

>>91759651
Let's make a /pol/ broward meet up.

north central FL here

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>>91759889
fool... blissfully unaware of what happened in 2012...


in 2012, hurrican sandy swept across the atlantic
before it hit, Romney was a fewpoints ahead of obama. and was certainly going to win the election,

but after it hit, public opinion of obama shot up after he worked hard to rebuild the affected communities and give them aid.

obama's poll numbers rose significantly fter hurrican sandy

it's sad... but i thnk trump is going to lose bigly

>>91759719
i got the next one senpai.

>>91759651
I'm in Broward too
Wanna celebrate your birthday after the hurricane? We can get drinks or something

>>91760051
Come over we got lots of potato chips and popcorn

Floridians riding to Valhalla shiney and chrome. What a day. What a lovely day.

>>91760022
>Bernie
I take it back, show him compassion. Maybe he'll switch over to Trump if you show him some kindness.

>>91760205
Thanks bruv

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>>91760022
>He doesn't have a Hillary sign, he had his old Bernie sign up on his yard/window/car however.
Take a shit on his porch.

>>91757735
Quit trying, DiANE

Senpai, I just farted a hurricane. The squalls are deadly.

>>91758307
I live in west palm, I'm doing the same.

If her home was built post 1990 she is 100% safe. Homes down here are basically concrete squares with a roof on top. Realistically, if she has shutters up on the windows and a supply of food/water to last a week or so they will be safe. Only if something truly catastrophic happens like her roof coming off entirely or a large tree falling directly onto the home will she be in danger.

I've lived down here my whole life, through Andrew, Wilma, Katrina, Irene, and many other smaller storms. Never evacuated once.

>>91760170
Romney was an idiot cuck who disappeared.

Trump will do the same thing he did in Louisiana.

>>91760051

get some canned food, but what you really need are jugs of clean drinking water and toilet paper.

You always want a weeks worth of drinking water, a weeks worth of nonperishable food and a basic first aid kit. always.

>>91760051

Sounds like you fucked yourself.

1. You should always keep spare paneling in your house. Metal is better than wood BTW. Sheet metal isn't that fucking expensive. Wood isn't either.

2. Generators are not expensive nowadays. Even a slant nigger-tier Harbor Freight one is better than nothing. http://www.harborfreight.com/engines-generators/gas-engine-generators.html

3. You can make those supplies last, but seriously invest in some canned goods. Buy that shit on sale at grocery store throughout the year. Canned fish, noodles, soups, dried milk, etc.

Florida LSU Saturday in Gainesville just cancelled

Fucking pussies

>>91759524
FUCC

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Any dumb faggot who's still in this hurricane's warpath deserves to die.

Peak winds of only 90 mph from 8 PM to 7 AM where I am. How are you other fine Floridians doing?

>>91760388
fug, that's one of the only good games this weekend, too

LEWDS OF NICOLE WHEN?

>>91759760
Yeah I know that much. I guess it's just wait and see, hope I get a bit of luck and keep it for the night.

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Will be fun to watch the live feeds tonight

>>91760388

Don't want the nigger athletes to drown.

FSU Miami probably going to get canceled too.

>>91760051
fill your bathtub and sinks with water.

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>>91760333
kek smiles upon thee

>>91760170
>implying Romney ever had a chance

Just like Trump, except Trump will lose states that have been red for decades.

>>91759997
How do you comment?

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Hurricane Mathew Devil Face Rev 18 Millstone Illuminati Freemason Symbolism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSQ8KYF2fmI

>>91760477
I'm already fucking her.

>>91760450
>only

Boston here, we gonna get anything after it's eaten Florida up? Would love a good storm here.

>>91758468
It's Remy lacroix bro...
Jesus how new are you?

You're welcome

>>91760388
I'm hoping the USC v. UGA doesn't get cancelled.

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>>91760370
>2. Generators are not expensive nowadays. Even a slant nigger-tier Harbor Freight one is better than nothing

Just remember to not be a dumb nigger and LET THE GENERATOR EXHAUST GO OUTSIDE.

I remember some dumb nigger killed his family by putting his generator inside the house.

>pic related, little girl seen some shit
>captcha: drive safely
Ok google!

>>91759997
water spouts!

>>91758238
You're retarded

>>91760590
I will try.

Is Shepard Smith having a stroke? He keeps slurring words or not using the proper ones.

>>91760388

Disney World is also closing at 5 today and staying closed tomorrow.

Disney doesn't completely close that often.

>>91759642

> Shits on trump signs
> Probably a rabid Anti-Gun any other day of the year
> Suddenly wants a gun when shit is getting real.

I'd tell him to ask Hillary for one, desu.

At the same time I'd like to believe you can convert people once they realize that the state isn't going to be there to protect you 24/7.

>>91760022

He's just lost, teach him the way of funz and you'll have another GOP friend in no time.

>>91760051
"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."
—Army saying

>>91760576
Yes, only. Peak projections show the strongest winds getting up to 150 mph with gusts.

What, you've never gone through a Cat 4 or 5 hurricane before?

>>91759040
You think that is S. Fl?

That's central FL.

Come down here to Hialeah, to Deerfield Beach, to Cooper city.

10% white. not the other way around

>>91760590
No fellow MAfag.

It seems like it's going to do a u-turn and rape 'em again. By the time anything gets up here it'll be a pussy fart.

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>>91760598
>not recognizing some slut makes you a newfag

>>91760533
>he fell for blue texas meme

How soon until cat 5?

Is this gonna be like that one storm that was supposed to destroy Mexico?

>>91757338
KEK please save florida, they were going to vote trump

>>91760731
Feels bad man.

>>91760789
About 10 MPH

>>91760666
>satanic trips

Boston confirmed next victim

>>91760576
You dumb nigger, for people who actually know what those winds are it's not a big deal. The most we have to worry about is flooding and faggot new Yorkers who don't know how to drive in rain.

>>91760713
Every cat5 I've been through has been pussy shit compared to a stalled cat3.

Speed of the storm matters more than the wind, IMO.

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>>91760851
I know

>>91760838
A lot of liberals fled, my conservative friend. With any luck they'll stay back in their cucked states and stay away forever.

calling bullshit on this storm. you can see the eye is disintegrating on the fucking radar. There will certainly be damage, but not "uninhabitable for weeks."
Look at radar, storm is falling apart.

>>91760237
WoB Coconut Creek, Brass Tap Coral Springs, or Tap 42 in Boca?

>>91760875
Then my gf Nicole will clean up the survivors

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>>91760669
Shep was a huge asshole this entire broadcast

I don't know what his deal is

t. someone whose parents in daytona refuse to leave

>>91760912
It's going to be something at the very least. I will laugh if it actually does loop around and double dip on the southern coast. Hopefully wipe Little Cuba off of the map.

>>91760912
This.

Sandy was a catastrophic hurricane mostly because of its very large storm surge

>>91760789
it would need stay in the water longer to become that.

new bread, migrate when ready:

>>91761059
>>91761059
>>91761059

>>91757579
>>91757579
His, anderson cooper was almost killed in Dennis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omt8xb9rDzU

>>91758623
Wrll yeah but they aint haiti level. At least whites still control shit and law exists

>>91759642
>>91760048
This guy nailed it. Tell him you can't sell him the gun without a background check because he opposes the "gun show loophole".

>>91760022
Don't. Give. Him. A. Fucking. Gun.

Don't.


He already resents you. He more than likely doesn't know how to properly use it and there is a very real possibility that he will never give your gun back.

Also, why do you let him fuck with your sign every day?

who 904 here?

>>91761023

He's trying to be "intense" to get people to evacuate that are being stubborn or already know they're gonna be fine because they're vets of the storms.

>>91760048
Northeast Georgia here. Can confirm.

>>91761023
you're not going to be as bad as you think. And yes, have been through bob, katrina, and sandy (lost house to a 15 foot of water, washed right off foundation and into shit).

This is not as bad as they are making it out. look at the recent radar and what the eye is doing.

>>91761115
I would truly start believing in Kek if it loops, eats Nicole, scrapes by south FL again and heads straight into the Gulf to build up strength for the inevitable push towards the Gulf coast.

Truly a storm worthy of 2016.

>>91760333
What about 10ft storm surges?

>Newscasters all sperging out begging people to leave
>No one leaving
>People literally hanging out at the beach
I'm starting to think that this is all just some big false flag attempt to scare the shit out of people. Locals seem to be ignoring the storm entirely

>>91758291
Is that a HAAS? What are ya drillin?

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561

anybody got tea candles? I'm trying to make some but I don't have any wax to melt :(

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CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS NON-WHITE MUDS GET KILLED ALL ALONG FLORIDA

>HEY KIDS, LETS WATCH THE HURRICANE HIT WEST PALM BEACH

>>91757846

Savage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBRjIWRc45s

>>91758547
It can be quite nice really. The more creamy soups work better, but the liquid soups will give you salt and liquid.

You can also eat baked beans out of the can.

>>91761399
Post tits and I'll send you some this weekend.

>>91761146
anderson cooper knows how to deal with blowing like a champ.