Hurricane General - Nicole Has Matured Edition

I am going to die.

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What did CNN mean by this?

First for that clip from family Guy of the guy saying Matthew

Reminder to open the windows on your car so the windows don't break and the car doesn't flip over

>>91754385
>ALSO

No, Nicole has no immediate threat to the US currently and is not the focus of this thread. Just needed to make a new meme title and point out Matt's Girlfriend is now all grown up.

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>nothing above 60-70 mph

THIS BOARD IS WORSE THAN MEDIA
STOP EXAGERRATING, ITS FUCKING NOTHING.
God, American love to dramatize all the things ...

What has Florida done to deserve this?

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>not booking a comfy luxury suite in Trump International Beach Resort and enjoying the view of plebs getting swept up by the sea.

>got my dog
>got my shotgun
>got my ps4 with resident evil

I'm good.

I forgot to take some water out of my pool guys

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>>91754547

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>>91754486
Will you drop any loot?

>>91754517
MATTHEW STRONG.

>>91754517
This Storm Won't Kill You (It Won't)

How cute is Rick Scott?

Is he our guy?

Don't we have the best governor?

REMINDER THIS HURRICANE WILL COST TRUMP THE ELECTION

THEY'RE ALREADY PLANNING ON USING THIS TO JUSTIFY MASSIVE TAXATION AND REPARATIONS FOR "HISPANIC MIGRANTS"

THEY WANT TO DO TO FLORIDA WHAT THEY DID TO NEW ORLEANS.

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Orlando here, I really want to do something during the hurricane (involving memes) what should I do? My house is secure as fuck and I have food, water, ammo, and propane to last me 3 weeks.

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Im ready for looters

So glad this one is hitting the spicland part of FL after Hermine ruined my cities shit. It was barely a cat 1 too.

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FOURTH FOR MEME IT SOUTH

>>91754657
he's an alien lizard man

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES HOLY SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngiY_uQrm-Y

someone in the comments of the weather channel livestream told me to click his channel, and I found this video
This is a whole new level of WE WUZ KANGZ, holy shit I'm fucking dying.
how did I stumble across this? this is gold

>>91754657
>denied the federal funding for high speed rail because muh Obabo
>good

>>91754608
>implying you will have power to play your PS4

>>91754608
Hopefully your power comes back on quickly so you can enjoy some spooky October games anon.

wait what there is two hurricanes? what happens if they combine?

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FUCK I'M GONNA MISS JOJO TOMORROW!

>>91754673
t. increasingly nervous hurricane

>>91754685
>cheap 7/11 phone charger

>>91754738
>he doesn't own a cheap generator

>>91754720
>how did I stumble across this

>someone in the comments of the weather channel livestream told me to click his channel

thats how, dumbass

>>91754657
no, he's responsible for my CT parents calling my cell while i'm trying to be /comfy/ screaming that he said "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE"

Shepard Smith is going crazy talking about people ignoring the evacuation warnings.
>You WILL die
>You're children WILL die
>We will NOT cover your funerals or feel sorry for you
>People staying and waiting it out, that is moronic

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Anybody watching Sheppard Smith right now?
>mfw

>>91754547
and ruin the entire interior with tons of water

Watching the feeds on FoxNews of the people who are staying put for this storm is prima facie evidence that Darwin lives.

Unfortunately, I'm guessing upwards of 100 of these geniuses will be dead by Saturday.

Charles feels vindicated.

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Rick scott is a shit bag.

>>91754685
>those movies
>chapstick

Are you gay or just a woman?

>>91754385
Any burger that posts here dead so far? stay safe burgers, you can't die until 8th november

>>91754767
nigga stop being autistic

Miami and Ft. Lauderdale fags survive yet again.

>>91754685
>3.5 inch knife in a state with full castle doctrine and stand your ground laws
no anon, you're not ready

>>91754600
fake pic, the ocean is pretty

Hillary Clinton is still airing ads after she said she'd take them down. Pretty rude desu.

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>mfw when Florida will be triple the clusterfuck on election night and we might not know for weeks who won

>>91754685
Do you live in there? Why else would you have books in your car? You don't read while you drive, do you? And why is there a flash drive plugged into your car?

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>>91754767
death

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>>91754777
Toonami General will remember you and your trips, anon.

>>91754517
its a big storm

>>91754777
Don't worry! That's next week. This week One Punch Man ends and then JJBA takes its spot.

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Lewds of Nicole when?

>>91754673
shut up ctr dont fuck up our comfy hurricane thread

>60-70 mph

come on .. it's fucking nothing

>>91754685
roll down your windows so your nasty ass compartments can get clean

>>91754738
I mentioned I have a shotgun

If that happens, I just play it irl

>>91754777
>>91754830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-njtZmmUw4

>>91754907
>implying s/he won't have plenty of time to read while stuck in the evacuation traffic jam.

Come on, senpai.

>>91754951
The eye is going right down the coast, though.

>>91754809
>using your generator to play PS4 and not shitpost

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>>91754767
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fujiwhara_effect
>fujiwhara
MULTI-HURRICANE DRIFTING

>>91754849
Prob both

>>91754810
don't take everything so literal

>>91754600

every hotel in central to north FL is booked up all the way up to Atlanta and west towards new orleans


if you do evacuate expect to live/sleep in your car..

>>91754385
We need to meme Miami out of existance! Matty is a messenger of Kek!

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Lel

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>>91754685

Step it up fampai.

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>anon im scared of this hurricane! come over and keep me company!

>>91754587
140 mph winds on the east coast of florida.

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I wonder how much property Trump has in Florida.

It'd be nice to know, but he hasn't released his tax returns, so we can't be sure.

Is Trump going to ignore Florida because he'll profit from the devastation?

>>91754517
(((CNN))) is trying to save as many Clinton voters as possible from Kek's purge.

Foolish of them. Nogs never evacuate.

>>91755072
will we get a miami happening after all?

>>91754907
The flashdrive has music on it

>PLEASE REMEMBER:
Ignore posts about "durr this isnt gonna do nuffin" or "haha only 60 mph winds durr freaking out", it's better to trust NOAA than a random person.

>>91754951
You're in France, when's the last time you guys got anything other than a 70 MPH assault of Nazis across your border because your military can't do shit? Also can you give Kim back her belongings?

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rip Vero Beach

>>91754951
SHUT UP FAGGOT BUT BUT THE EYE IS SUPER STRONG AND AND THE SURGES

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>>91754685
Get a life bin that knife, mate.

>>91755021
internet would be down

>>91754951
The wall is against the coast and other parts of Florida will get hit with winds past 70 mph

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Did kek will this storm?

>>91754446

>>91754446

>>91754385
>Matthew
>Nicole
Finally some white people names.

>>91755079
She seems annoying as fuck, so no. I would not go over there.

>>91755012
don't listen to him. If this storm stays on course it will be absolutely devastating

reminder that Katrina was category 1 when it made landfall

t. New Orleans native during katrina

>build houses out of wood
> complain when they float away

American building quality is shit tier.

>>91754848

What made Katrina so bad wasn't the storm so much as it's the geography of New Orleans.

>>91754924
>>91754930
Good to know but I was talking about Diamond is Unbreakable. I'll just go to the nearest McDonalds and download it on their wifi whenever it opens.

>>91755158
but NOAA always over hypes this bullshit

>>91755153
Hospital-Bro, can you drive North and inland?

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>>91754951
Those are miles per hour, not meters per hour, frenchie.

Guys.. the wind is starting to pick up. I haven't stocked up at all. I'm scared, Anons

Where my Broward bros at? Winds starting to pick up around my house and it's drizzling but nothing serious yet.

>>91754673
>THEY WANT TO DO TO FLORIDA WHAT THEY DID TO NEW ORLEANS.

Do what exactly? Publicly drop the ball so many times that other parts of the country are forced to step in and help? So much so that it actually helped the city and purged some niggers due to (((their))) incompetence?

I welcome that.

>>91755236
>build hogwarts out of stone and magic
>still gets BTFO by dark wizards

British building quality is shit-tier.

>>91755236
this
why are americans powerlines above ground aswelll

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Current conditions in West Broward are sustained winds of 20 kts with occasional gusts to 30 kts For those of you who are going to "ride this out" of who have relatives who are doing the same I'll just leave these post Andrew photos for your enjoyment...

>>91755237
Infrastructure was pure shit. Storm surge was too much

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Hey Floridafags, make sure you've made room and stocked the fridge for your soon-to-be roommate!

>>91754951
60 mph wind gusts can rip limbs off trees and cause power outages.

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>>91755072
>the earth will never freeze over revealing Floridas true form
>you will never rush to the coast and claim hundreds of acres of new costal property
Feels bad. At least all the trash will drown.

>>91755232
Florida isn't dependent on a series of poorly maintained dikes, m8.

>>91754824
he is such a faggot. Where is the independent american strength? From past experience, FEMA and the like don't do shit during or after these things happen. He is part of the problem, not a republican vs democrat thing, a bigger problem. My dependence on america is to protect me not control or dictate me.

Maybe america should put more money into weather control systems or better levy stuff instead of telling CNN "YOU GONNA DIE< RUN FOR DA HILLS"

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>drinking a nice glass of wine and watching americans drown

can life get any better?

>>91755297
The niggers are gonna be looting your corpse in a few day anon

>>91755297
I have a shit roof, barely any water, not much food, and my house is in Palm Bay, old as fuck. I'm embracing death. You should too. It's better than the fema camps where Trump supporters get executed to ensure Hilldawg wins.

>>91755334
Louisiana got permanently flipped to Blue thanks to Katrina.

>>91755369
>he doesn't know about muh aquifer
If I dig 3ft downward I get water. Tell me where my lines should go

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Matthew 10:7
And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand.

>>91755369
because we were the first country to build them, before anybody figured out that they should probably be underground.

Most of our infrastructure is 60-80 years old

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Im going to pick some fungus, see you later /hgen/

FAKE HAPPENING

MOST OF THE HURRICANE THAT TOUCHES LAND WILL NOT GET ABOVE 70MPH WINDS

It's nothing

>>91755232
new orleans got fucked because it was under prepared

>>91755369
Water table is very low in Florida.

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>>91755435
>Eating salted peanuts in New England
Same senpai

>>91755376
This, the storm was nothing to write home about.
In fact, it weakens before it made second landfall. What made it worse was lazy craftmanship of the sea barriers and levee systems.

>>91755375
>posting trailer parks
literally muh feels

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>>91754951
only things going 70 mph in france are trucks plowing into people.

>>91755489
>thinking hurricanes are all about wind

>>91755465
But Louisiana is a red state, ffam

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>>91755375
Are you Florida fags prepared to not have power for up to 30 days?

what are the chances of looting?

>>91755555
HOLY SHIT CHECKED AND KEKED

>>91755465
>Louisiana
>blue

>>91755555
checked and kek'd

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What's he thinking right now?

>>91755369
Because in most places in america you dig into pure stone. Not a good place to lay powerlines.
>something goes wrong
>have to dig up miles of dirt/streets to figure it out

>>91755236
Bricks houses die in big hurricanes to

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>>91755479
Matthew 10:7New International Version (NIV)

7 As you go, proclaim this message: ‘The kingdom of heaven has come near.’

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Baltimore bros leaving tomorrow morning to come help put it all back together
Pic related

>>91755237
Katrina churned out in the Gulf as a Cat 5 and whipped up a massive storm surge. It weakened to Cat 3 before making landfall but the storm surge was even bigger than Camille.

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>>91754685
Brokenigger.jpg

>>91755555
checked and kekked

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>>91755297

>>91755479
Dude, look at Matthew 10:8
>Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse those who have leprosy, drive out demons. Freely you have received; freely give.
We are going to get fucked.

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Picked up 4 bottles of these for the weekend

What do you guys think?

>>91755617
Florida that's a bad idea. Pew pew.

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>>91755551

>>91755603
Not since 2008

>>91754685
Wait looters? are you guys fucking seriouse? are there looters at these kind of catastrophs? I considerd your country to be first world but this sounds like an african country to be honest (desu).

>>91755604
>30 days
Maybe in the 80's. Infrastructure has changed since then.

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>>91755604

>>91755604
if anything bad happens and we get a "OH I GUESS WE'RE NOT HAVING POWER FOR A MONTH" (not a high chance, i have underground powerlines) i've got a full tank of gas that'll get me well into georgia

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>>91755381
>You will never get a gatorbro

>>91755488
cubes, where to find these?

>>91755229
>she

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>>91754385
D.A.K. 16.10.16

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>>91755555

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>>91755555

>>91755465
>Louisiana
>Blue
>ever

Nigga wat. If anything Katrina turned New Orleans more red since it was Dem's who dropped the ball so hard.

City still votes blue, though. Dumbass nogs.

>captcha 504
Google pls

>>91755717
Because africans are the only ones that don't evacuate

>>91755459
Do you really think your GOD EMPEROR would let you die like this? Hah, just wait.

>>91755717
It's what happens when you have niggers and a nigger president that lets them run wild

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>>91755705
REEEEE THIS IS THE 2012 ELECTION MAP ROMNEY WON LA IN 2012 STOP MAKING SHIT UP

>>91755479
Matthew 10:9
>"Do not get any gold or silver or copper to take with you in your belts--
>In b4 looting or financial chaos repped upon the Southeast

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>>91755555

>only things going 70 mph in france are trucks plowing into people.

im dying

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>>91755555
Lol 5 5s

>>91754535
Math you

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>>91755555
checked, keked, and uploaded

>>91755732
...tell that to those that lived through Katrina, tim timmy

>>91755717
>are there looters at these kind of catastrophs

literally every single time

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>>91755555
Nice one anon.

>>91755604
>Live on the same power grid as a Walgreen distribution center
>Power comes back on withing 24 hours every single time it goes down

Shit's dope.

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>>91755744

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>>91755555

>>91755744

>Stick houses

There's your problem

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>>91755555

>>91755914
Louisiana.
Not Florida.
Tim timmy.

>>91755717
Sometimes the looting just happens by itself without any precipitating catastrophe

>>91755717
>what are niggers
kek, they'll loot regardless of what happens. They stick to their own neighborhoods though, they know they'll get shot of they try and loot the suburbs.

>>91755914
>trusting niggers to build and maintain levees
Florida might be a shithole but it's not Louisiana

>>91755717
Yes, the blacks always loot. They get really pissed off and lie to the media when they get shot for looting (and worse), too.

>tfw jacksonville

at least by the time i've been reincarnated and come of age, lord barron will be ruling the world

>>91755232
>New Orleans native

Famalam, you should know by now that the disaster in New Orleans was entirely created by the city government's lack of oversight on the levee system.

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>>91755757
At this time, ANY cow field. Have a buddy drop you off, ruck around and find em. Theyre there right now.

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>>91755835
We had them in Katrina too, when our president was as white as a newly-bleached canvas.

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>>91755555

jej

>>91755845
Hurricane Matthew is justice for Florida going blue twice.

>>91755691
Only slightly better since you're showing the path of a tornado during the storm. Also 44 deaths for a direct impact on one of the poorest parts of the county is not what I'd call a happening.

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>>91755668
Matthew 10:9-10
Provide neither gold, nor silver, nor brass in your purses,Nor scrip for your journey, neither two coats, neither shoes, nor yet staves: for the workman is worthy of his meat.


Jesus confirms do not stock up on silver and gold

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>>91755954

Guys, that more that read the verses of Matthew corresponding to the date, I have this feeling it is foreboding the pre-election chaos and all the happenings which will be used to distract from the leaks on the HRC campaign...

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>>91755290
Unfortunately, no. I have been driving on the same tank for almost a week now. I have no money, and dont get paid until tomorrow.

Fuck evacuating. I ain't allowing no niggers to loot my shit.

When I lived on the coast, I had an old dump truck in my back yard. Didn't work but it stored sandbags. You can get 'em for about 25-50 cents apiece. Had hundreds of 'em all filled ready to go. Sold them to other locals when I moved away and some of them are probably being deployed now.

>>91755604

It's called owning a diesel generator. Once got into a cussing argument with the police chief during a low rent storm, talking about evacuations. Telling me that they wouldn't come save me, and I told them good, I didn't want the sons of bitching coming for me. Leave me the fuck alone.

I deployed sandbag army twice when I lived down there, and both times he just rode by the house and gave me a shit eating look.

Government boys don't like you being self-sufficient because it makes them feel unnecessary.

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>watching miami sink
>listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8 on repeat
>maximum comfy

>>91756018
>>trusting niggers to build and maintain levees
>he goes right to the nigger hate instead of putting the blame on those in charge of it in the first place, government.

you're a dumbass

>>91754767
Baby hurricanes you faggot! Fucking virgins....

>>91755992
>build stone houses in a swamp
>bro, where's my ground floor?

>>91755705
More Louisiana black people voted Republican than Democrat in the 2008 election.

Go educate yourself, lad.

>>91756035
And that barge that they left unsecured that rammed into the levee

my point is that the wind strength of a storm is not accurate predictor of how much damage it will cause

>>91756070
Yeah but there's a general sense of lawlessness and "fuck da poleez" with obama

What is on 8th of November?

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why dont hurricanes stack? was really hoping for some mat+nicole love

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>>91755160
Shit.

>>91756111

Hmmm, better hold up in the water tower

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Any of you faggots remember IKE? Cat 5 went over Galveston, everyone lost power for three weeks but they stayed.

Driving from Austin to Gainesville for the game right now.

1488

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>>91755768
>yfw this is the end. Hurricane wipes out the east, Yellowstone wipes out the west, Russia launches nukes and we have the end

>>91756210
They can combine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fujiwhara_effect

>>91755650
Didn't Katrina stall as well? A storm creating a massive surge and then stalling is a recipe for chaos.

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>>91756206
The election.

>>91756206
The day America becomes great again

>>91756155
The niggers in govt. were the reason why nothing was maintained, you fucking nigger lover.

>>91755717
depends on where you live. if you live in southeast florida and don't have a gun, good luck

>>91756096
Matthew 10:10
>no bag for the journey or extra shirt or sandals or a staff, for the worker is worth his keep.
This is either referring to migrants or shit with illegals or more issues with the economy.

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>>91755133
>(((CNN))) is trying to save as many Clinton voters as possible from Kek's purge.

Hurricane Matthew was deliberatly created by HAARP and a Secret USN Submarine outfitted with Weather Modification Gear to wreck Florida and thereby tilt the Florida Vote a Month from Now in favor of Hillary Clinton and the Democrats!

THE PROOF IS AT THE LINK BELOW:

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2016/10/another-superstorm-targets-florida-why-hurricane-matthew-was-geoengineered-and-aimed-at-florida-3421444.html

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Comfy

>>91755673
what im drinking now
>cheep
but good with a mixer

>people posting pics of their fully stocked refrigerators on fagbook

>>91755160
I know I am in Vero right now, bracing for impact tonight.

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>>91756152
Even if nothing happens the ride's fun.

>>91756155
Do you know who's in charge of New Orleans city government?

wew

>>91756206
our election day

>>91756235
If that's legit your area get the fuck out you won't live through that shit

Weatherman just said no hurrricane for Miami

>>91756350

>Power goes out
>SHEEEEEIT

>>91756350
They can have a good cookout in 3 days.

>>91756350
Ahahahaha you're supposed to buy goods for your pantry. RIP that food when the power is out for a week.

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How fucked am I with these trees?

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>>91756254
Why does his penis have fingers?

>>91755768
Literally fucking nothing. Call me when it's a 6.5+

>>91756361
do you know who bosses them in upper government?

wew wew

>>91756350
I've seen the same on mine

I feel this storm is gonna raise the overall IQ of our state by the end of this week

>>91755459
If you need help or supplies let me know. Im in Palm Bay near Malabar and Palm Bay road. Have excessive water, a generator, a well on my property, tons of food. Not kidding, if you need help say so.

>>91756189
True. I also believe Katrina stalled before making landfall, which means the surge will be that much more powerful.

Not to mention Mobile getting wrecked.

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>tfw you live in ohio and there hasn't been a cloud in sight the whole week

>>91755555
HOLY FUCK MY FUCKING GODDAMNED SIDES

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>>91756464

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>>91755747
Nah, be more worried about the house being flattened.
Pic related

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>>91756361
During Katrina, It was this guy

>>91756482
Could get things rolling towards THA BIG WAN

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>>91754657
Best Governor since Jeb

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POST YFW MARTIAL LAW DECLARED

>>91755369
they aren't

it depends on the state/city/county (see nyc)

nothing is consistent here

how are you burgers holding up? any anons lose their home to the hurricane?

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>look at image
>its spooky

>>91756350

Everyone store near me had their eggs and milk blown out. I don't understand why people do this during a hurricane. 90% of them dont even have generators.

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mfw it REEEEs out of control and charges west and sits on miami for 2 days

>>91754673
You're fucking retarded. Katrina didn't even hit New Orleans, the shithole of a city was just below sea level and some minor swells broke their shitty outdated levy system flooding the city. Only reason there was a problem is because retarded niggers ignored the evacuation orders that had come well in advance, and then started digging out on each other as is their wont. Also all it really did was flush the toilet that was/is New Orleans.

Florida will not suffer any such damage, only shit that will be fucked is idiotic beach houses on sandy barrier islands.

>>91756498
>do you know who bosses them in upper government?

Not the state, nor the feds. I can tell you that much for certain.

>t. NOLA native

>>91756464
Asphalt shingles? Completely

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http://abcnews.go.com/US/hurricane-matthew-strengthen-category-hitting-us-forecasts-predict/story?id=42613692

CAT 5 CONFIRMED RIP FAMBURGERS

>>91756523
"You should take your family and immediately move to another building" level of fucked

I'm not joking. I grew up in hurricane country. You need to leave now

Live on the coast already seeing the sea level rising. What should I do? They said evactute but I dont want my computer to break and my stuff.

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>>91755717

Not in my neighborhood. It's only niggers who loot anyway. So if you live close to the west side of Orlando you may get looted. I live in glorious white paradise east side.

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>>91754517
>it only killed 108 in Haiti

shamefur dispray

Will my phone lose signal during the hurricane?

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>>91756498
kek, what a nigger. Always bucking the blame.

>>91756517
>tfw waiting for a happening
>happening never happens
Maybe this winter

Goddammit Miami/Broward spared yet again

>>91756464
>>91756523
By no means a tree expert but I would just suggest staying on the otherwise of the house if possible. Close the doors (and seal them if it's not a room you need to be in) so that if they do come down, the wind/rain stays in that area.

>>91756356
How many days a year do you think it rains there? Seems like you guys get rained on all the time.

>>91756592
let this happen, dubs pls hear my prayer

>>91754685
<Doing battle, with a knifelet, over Say Anything

>>91756152
Try the Melbourne police scanner too.

o shit i'm traveling to florida in dec
will everything be fucked up, haven't been following

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GOOD NEWS FLORIDA FAGS
MATTHEW IS TAKING THE LOOP OF DEATH

>>91756523
Your house is gonna get fuked man

>>91756661
Post pics to prove it

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>>91756464
>>91756523
Buy a few tarps lol

>>91756464
cut them down. My father is cutting down trees around his house.

>>91756523
Doesn't look that thick, and depends on what direction the wind is coming from.

If the wind makes it swing to and from your house it might snap some of the higher branches.

At the same time the tree looks thick and healthy enough to not snap like a twig. Watch for the upper branches and you should be fine, senpai.

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>>91756661
You and your computer are both shark bait if you don't get your ass moving.

>>91756677
>plastic magazine
>keeps it in cardboard, probably never oiled

babby's first gun-gun.

>>91756702
>kek, what a nigger. Always bucking the blame.
>he doesn't see the irony of him always bucking the the blame to "niggers"
top cok

>>91756687
They not even gotten to the South east due to the damage. most likely something like 1080

>>91756552
Nigger is still in jail i believe.

>>91754730
>high speed rail
nice fucking meme, until we get the Builder in Chief to sort out procurement I would deny it too.

>>91756587
milk bread and eggs seem to be the shit people buy

it doesn't make sense. I bought a shit load of dry pasta and canned soup

>mfw i shitpost to much so banned from livestreamchat

>>91754517
RIP burgerland. You will be missed (not really).

>>91756482
it's a premonition you autistic fucker

a huge earthquake has been overdue

>>91756263
HURRICAAAANE GATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAI

Just saying, if you're saying "this isn't going to be bad" just remember that the last time a hurricane of this magnitude made landfall in Florida was 2004 and even then, this one is expected to stay Category 4 for an extended period of time while in/at Florida, whereas Charley for example died to a Cat 2 in less than a day.

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Broward County reporting in and being comfy

Moving north gonna miss southern pbc completely

>>91756702
Is he okay?

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>>91756858
>>91756587
>what is a cooler

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>>91756580
it looks like a clown face

holy fuck

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>>91756552
The governor had to call for FEMA.
Typical incompetent nigger. Waited too long.

>>91756896
More like brown county.


Nigger.

>>91756896
Soul Brother Kevin?

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/video/reporter-barely-stands-up-to-matthew
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/video/reporter-barely-stands-up-to-matthew
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/video/reporter-barely-stands-up-to-matthew

WHO IS GOING TO DO THIS?

>>91756896

Looter spotted

>>91756263
holy fug that's insane

>>91756858
I wanted to buy soup but how do you cook it if the power goes out

>>91756963
Yeah everyone in Florida has a yeti so they'll be fine.

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>>91756687
Here's hoping it kills more in the states

>>91756896
AW SHIT MIAMILOOTCREW

>>91756963

Yeti will keep that shit for like 2-3 days tops man. Maybe.

>>91756858
Any good fridge can keep shit fresh for at least 24 hours after the power goes out, so long as you don't open it and let all the air out.

>>91755555
That was pretty Nice, anon.

>>91756702
I don't want to even think of the smell.

>>91757024
propane stove

>>91756896
Same here my Aryan friend.
Confirmed going to graze. Hope we keep our power.

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>>91756810

See >>91755076

This ain't even all my guns. Also, I like how people see it in the condition I first bought it (right after the Orlando shooting) and think that's the condition it has remained in forever.

But you're a no gunz faggot.

>>91757024
You can't be serious

>>91756896

>nigger cannot into phone

>>91756896
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fujiwhara_effect
Ride the storm out with Hospital Bro!!

>>91757024
Fire. Should be plenty of wood laying around for a long time.

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>mfw shep smith right now
EVACUATE IT
EVACUATE IT
EVACUATE IT

>>91754730
They were denied because the state of Florida would've been on the line for the vast majority of the costs. The federal government offered to fund only a portion of it if Florida promised to fund the rest. The contract was supposed to go to a Democrat from the Orlando area, too, so that he could pocket millions in profits.

Friendly reminder, one of the reasons Romney lost in 2012 is that Hurricane Sandy dominated the headlines and Romney was too much of a pussy to try to fix his poll numbers.

I hope we wont experience a repeat here.

>>91757024
canned soup doesn't have to be cooked for one, also I know how to build a fire.

>>91757024
It's a sad day when you don't know how to make fire.

Anyone from titusville here? How fucked are we?

>>91754834
Actually anon, mold can be removed from the seats and carpets, I would know, I work at an auto detail shop. If someone were to do this though it'd be wise to tape up the electronics so they don't get water damage, and put tarps over the seats

>>91757024
Also, eat it out of the can you pampered faggot.

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>implying this will even be that bad

Andrew was way stronger

>>91755322
954 here, all good atm

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>>91757223

>>91755555
FRANCE ON SUICIDE WATCH

Is America kill?

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>>91756263
awesome