Matthew here to cleanse the east coast

>tfw I have elderly family in Titusville that refuses to evacuate.

I don't want them to die /pol/, why did kek have to do this to us?

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shouts outs to goose creek
shouts outs to moncks corner
shouts outs to summerville
shouts outs to charleston
shouts outs to hanahan
shouts outs to mt. pleasant

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ayyyy

How do I open cans without an electrical can opener?

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Just south of Orlando here

How fucked

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>tfw Zone A
come get me you big bitch

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Pretty sure most of the other jaxfaggots in /pol/ should be okay

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I'm scared.

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Charleston reporting in.

Please Kek, send me looters to shoot

>>91739243
>Living in a country that has natural disasters

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH

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like a blanket

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You can only reply to this post if you've ridden out a cat 4 or higher.

>>91739153
Thanks doc

>>91739330
Use a knife or screw driver

>>91739346

95%

>>91739354

I mean yeah the beach is gonna get fucked but whatever

>>91739153
so is this hurricane gonna happen or what?

like fuck....ive been hearing about "aww man am i fucked"

been like a week...is the mother fucker coming or not?

Recently moved out of florida. Left 3 really shitty roomates down there. Like... almost inhuman motherfuckers.

Is it bad that i hope they get the worst of it?

>>91739330
use a good knife you tard

>>91739346
fucking kill yourself

>>91739153
Just so you guys understand what this picture is. It's Nicole chilling waiting for Matthew to swing back around to feed it for a second go.

This is a true happening folks.

>>91739352
You are already dead

>>91739243
mt. pleasant here. should i evacuate?

>>91739153
>tfw live on Long Island
Just waiting to get cozy

>>91739354
We'll be ok, anybody in jax should still stay away from windows though

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PIC RELATED

That's where I'm located. Didn't board windows up, and got some drinks and food.
No, we're not in view of the water.

AMA!


I will be taking lots of pictures and videos due to the fact that the storm is going directly over me.

>>91739389
Charlie here. I know no fear.

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HURRICANE CONFIRMED A /POL/ MEME MAGIC SPAWN

LMAO

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Kek's wrath comes....and that right soon.

(May he spare Trump supporters the worst of it)

>>91739153
I'm scheduled for work tomorrow, but im from a "tropical storm warning" area. Should I call in?

Be safe burger friends

>>91739438
no, who cares. most people in florida are shitty or retarded. these hurricane threads are evidence of both. people in florida have an 80 IQ

>>91739491
Enjoy your flooding

Ayy my brother plays ball in the tigers org. Hopefully this storm washes out all the degeneracy in Lakeland. Not the old people though. It's funny watching them roll around in their rascals.

>>91739330
back over can with car

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When do I die I'm bored

>>91739462
>yfw Matthew's getting hooked up with more wet holes than most of 4chan

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>>91739358
Jesus Christ

>>91739243
Why is BAMS such a hipster?

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Lactose intolerant, eating ice cream today so my bowels are sparkly clean and ready for days of flush-free living

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Get out before you die

>>91739534

nigger most people are staying home today and friday, call in you anonymous rapscallion

>>91739491
WOW ANON

you're like so cool and edgy and brave for not preparing for the category 5 hurricane

I hope you die you fucking retarded faggot

>>91739330
Put can in front of unprotected window

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

>hoping it turns west into SC and we have the happenings too

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Reminder to put 8 drops of bleach in your bath water before you drink it.

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i am in south central pennsylvania

how likely is it that my kite flying plans will be ruined on sunday

>>91739465
>>91739243
no. don't be a pussy. im staying. but if you live behind on the river, yes.

>>91739346
As fucked as Allie Sin.

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>>91739542
If I don't make it out of this just know that I love you.

No homo.

any meteorology fags on? why is GFS 12z 00 showing matt at ~992 mbar? isn't that tropical storm tier?

is it falling apart?

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>>91739491
Rest in peace anon

>>91739625
just fill your tub

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Starting to replace the tape with nails

Once it's nailed down should I take down the cabinets?

Wish me luck bros

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>>91739462
>>91739609
>a hurricane is hooking up with more girls than me

Oklahoma here

I know your pain east coast bros.

>>91739672
Not my decision. My parents won't go anywhere and I can't go without them as I don't have a vehicle.

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561 reporting for duty.

West palm here holding down the fort. Already getting windy and wet. Roommates and neighbors all went to west coast. All alone.

>>91739695

srs question, could 8 drops be enough to kill you? I think it'd be enough to make you sick as fuck

>>91739625
>lactose intolerant
How is it not being white?

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>>91739387
Comfy cloud to drift off into dreamland

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I don't want to die.

>>91739389
I've ridden out ur mums puss puss, faggot

>>91739607
Hopefully soon! :^)

>>91739330
with a manual can opener you fucking pleb, holy shit

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>>91739153

>>91739800
you suck dick? wanna hang?

>>91739812

8 drops in a gallon won't do shit to you except taste like death

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>>91739363
Charleston.

>tfw no shooters because my town is 95% white and I live in a nice neighborhood

FUCK

>>91739491
THat area might be okay, not supposed to get a huge storm due to the Cape.

Still, good luck. good friend is riding it out a little closer to the 1.

>>91739389
Hurricane Andrew survivor in Miami

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>>91739797
ok then fuck off /pol/ underage faggot we don't care about your AMA

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>>91739695
should have bought the water filters and super male vitality to fight off the hoards of looters

have fun drinking your liquid poison potion

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How fucked am I. This is the best i could do in 30 mins. Not going outside anymore

>>91739695
or you could use iodine/ boil it like normal people and not risk killing yourself.

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>>91739520

>>91739800

Godspeed gay boy

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>>91739153
HAPPENING LEVEL:

100%

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>>91739330
Jesus, how fucking lazy do you have to be to use an electric can opener?

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>>91739330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNGtJ5a42Pk
i tell you this because i love you anon and want you to have beans during the happening

>>91739838
>>>/b/

>>91739746
Yes

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WHY DOES IT KEEP MOVING SLIGHTLY MORE INLAND!? ITS GOING TO HIT FORT MYERS IF THIS KEEPS UP!

>>91739911
EVERYONE LOOK AT ME

>>91739812
>srs question, could 8 drops be enough to kill you?

It is perfectly safe:

https://www.epa.gov/ground-water-and-drinking-water/emergency-disinfection-drinking-water

>>91739770
But I can only poop in the tub once before it gets gross

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>>91739462
So even if Florida gets semi-spared on the first pass, the second pass could be even stronger and completely destroy a large chunk of the already weakened infrastructure.

>>91739911

Better than the anon that keeps stacking shit in front of the window with a corrugated metal sheet.

But not by much.

F

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The 1928 Okeechobee hurricane seems to be the closest to Hurricane Matthew

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1928_Okeechobee_hurricane

It has roughly the same path and the same strength.


Here is what the 1928 Okeechobee hurricane did in Florida

>Early on September 17, the storm made landfall near West Palm Beach, Florida with winds of 145 mph (233 km/h). In the city, more than 1,711 homes were destroyed. Elsewhere in the county, impact was severest around Lake Okeechobee. The storm surge caused water to pour out of the southern edge of the lake, flooding hundreds of square miles as high as 20 feet (6.1 m) above ground. Numerous houses and buildings were swept away in the cities of Belle Glade, Canal Point, Chosen, Pahokee, and South Bay. At least 2,500 people drowned,


In 1928 Florida had 1 million people. In 2016 Florida has 20 million people.


So going by this we can expect at least 40 000 people to die.

>>91739847
Nice Bants.

Pay Debts

>>91739800
Miamifag here, let me know if there's looting I want to shoot some dindus.

Also that sculpture is creepy, what the fuck dude

>>91739153
Tampafag here

>it's fucking nothing
As always

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>>91739800
Wait a second that's genius. We have Castle laws here in Florida. That means anything which enters our home without our permission can legally be shot.

WE NEED TO SHOOT THE STORM

EVERYONE GO GET YOUR GUNS THIS IS GOING TO WORK

>>91739389
I was but a wee child when Charley came through. Guess we were due for another happening

any /comfy/ streams ?

>>91739389
stayed through andrew, ironically cat 3 wilma did the most damage to my house of any hurricanes I've been through.

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>>91739358

Werent the first media outcries of pepe being a racist from florida?


my my my, vengeance tastes sweet.

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>>91740032
fuck off, it's going to hit tampa
we still have 24 more hours of it moving inland

>>91739911
I will not show up for your funeral Anon.

>tfw the sun is out
Is this a sign?

Orlando here, anyone know when it's supposed to hit my area? I really want to make a dank webm of something full of memes during the storm, what should I do?

>>91740009
>comparing 1928 and 2016
lol

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>>91739895
>underage
LMAO

I'm 19 and go to local college. My truck's clutch broke and most of my money goes to college or living fees. So, by no vehicle, I mean it doesn't work. Sorry it's too hard for you to think for an additional 2 seconds on things

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>>91740101
fuck off with that nonsense this is frog country.

>>91740009
Take it from me, only niggers and spics live to the area south and east of okeechobee

>>91740009
>what is rising of building codes

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Just fuck my state up

>>91740121
Your retarded, at most, it'll curve through Orlando or just above orlando

Hey guys, remember not to be racist to eachother afterwards, like Obama reminded the guys after the flood.

>people in Orlando evacuating

these yankees think they are on the coast

>>91740062
earthcam com/usa/florida/lauderdalebythesea/?cam=windjammer

someone started controlling it just now and is looking around at different people

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>>91739153
It's not hurricane you fags need to worry about its niggers who will still your shit when it over.

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RIP to any nigs trying to come into my house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMvu5EF13xA&feature=player_embedded

the sounds will be worse...

>>91739389
Ayyyyy lmao

>>91739895
>>91739672
>projecting this hard
>d-do i fit in sekrit club now g-guys?

>>91739797
So you'd rather die? You are going to let your parents kill you like this? Good riddance

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>ywn fuck a cute twink during this hurricane

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>>91740192
tampa will still get fucked

stfu and kys

>>91740062
Look up Melbourne Florida police scanner on Broadcastify

>>91740146
I guess you're right.

The houses are a lot shittier now.

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what the fuck?

Tallahassee here. Some clouds and a little drizzle but I doubt any of this is in relation to Matthew. Hope South Florida is doing well.

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>>91739465
if you bring at least two hot girls you can stay in my bomb shelter in moncks corner, got a 3 month supply of emergency survival foods, am stocked with alex jones' tangy tangerine

>>91740009
>>91740146
Everything was made out of wood back then. Also we didn't have the weather forecasting tech or shit like helicopters for rescue workers.

No antibiotics either. Largely no electricity at that point as well.

Florida needs to be fucking ravaged so Trump can send in a massive aid mission and secure the state as red forever.

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>>91739911
lmao you're gonna fucking die

>>91740139
calm before the storm

>>91740277
Social Justice Warrior Sven to the rescue!

Literally an entire state of retards who have banned discussion of climate change. Hope the entire state is destroyed.

>>91740280
Start thrusting when the eye passes over.

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>>91740280
>having gay sex while god is judging the world during the apocalypse

not a smart idea

>>91740306
Surfs up bro

>>91740306
Gnarly swells brah

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>>91740121
Nah Tampa will get some rain, that's about it. I'll continue being comfy in my highrise.

>>91740285
What do you got against Tampa man?

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LINKS:

Weather Channel YouTube Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riz1vKLhqI

Police/Fire scanners:
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/stid/12

PIC: EXPECTED POWER OUTAGE COVERAGE

Stay safe F(L)ags

If you guys are staying home and holding down the fort, I'd suggest asking any neighbors to wear reflective tape or high vis vests if they're out and about, that way you know who they are.

>>91740161

so if you're over the age of 10 why don't you assist your family in storm-proofing your home and prepping supplies instead of acting like you're super cool on a mongolian smoke signal forum

you don't need to wait on mommy and daddy to do everything. take some initiative and walk to the nearest place to get sandbags or plywood or some shit

It probably won't be as bad as wilma, but my area is fucked and I won't evacuate.

Just in case dindu haitians come around, I'm ready

>>91740306
hell be fine

>>91740318
Kek. Worst case scenario:

Hurricane hooks back, through Florida, restrengthens to a cat 3+, goes into the Gulf then hits New Orleans as a cat 3 or higher.

THe worst part of all this will be the fact that I'll be without my computer for a couple days ;_;

>>91739153
yea its what i dews... going to sweep over black neighborhoods and throw googles 200 yards to their deaths after imploding their houses

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This fucking guy

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Anons who stayed should check this graphic

>>91740280
Good. Nature is cleansing this world of your filth.

>>91739800
what the fuck is with people posting these sideways photos

You'd almost think it was punishment from god for being retards

>>91740360
>Literally an entire state of retards who have banned discussion of climate change
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>91740306
>what's with high tide today?

>>91740490
nigga is gonna catch the wave of the century to plant his flag on top of the rock like in Pokemon.

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>>91740417
>walk
>live 30 miles from the nearest store with those supplies
Ok I'll do my best thanks for the GRAND advice

>>91740220
>people in Orlando evacuating

Spot the snowbirds and jew yorkers

>>91740285
Tampa is not getting fucked

Hurricanes always break down when the move inward. It won't be as strong as if it were out at sea.

>>91740546
phones do it automatically

>>91739491
merritt island here, gonna take the quads out

>>91739491

Amazing bro! I'll be waiting until 5 days after the storm when your power is restored to check out those dank vids!

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>He stands in a bunker, wearing no jacket and no tie, warning Floridians to board up their homes, heed evacuation orders and stock 72 hours’ worth of food and water. Above him, a radar screen shows a menacing mess of winds and clouds swirling offshore.

>This is the enduring image of Jeb Bush, hurricane governor.

Is the Hurricane Governor going to try something foolish?

Please Kek push it just a bit further southwest and purge all the faggots and spics out of Miami.

Clinton would get absolutely BTFO next month in Florida if that happened and hardly any could vote.

PRAISE KEK!!!!

Are there any good radio stations for Central Florida that I can listen to when the power goes out?

AM/FM doesn't matter.

>>91740548
this

i've been following these threads around the clock and 90% of the people in them think it's a big joke and haven't prepared at all. i seriously hope they die. this state is filled with some of the dumbest people i've ever met.

>>91740306
dude weed lmao

>>91740340
>>91739911
How do people bolt this shit to their houses? Doesn't it leave holes? Won't it just be ripped right out by the storm? Honestly curious. I guess it's just a cost-benefit thing in that it's cheaper to repair the bolt holes than the damage from the hurricane, right?

>>91739364
>living in a country that doesn't have weather but 'cloudy' and 'raining'

This reminds me when they go from a tornado warning to a Tornado emergency in the mid west when a EF5 is in the area.

Well, I think this is basically a Hurricane emergency. Good luck Florida.

>>91740220
I live in Orlando. Good riddance.

>>91739153
>1934
>dying because of weather

You burgers are literally the dumbest fuckers around

>>91740546
people are too stupid to use their phones that they always have with them and are constantly using

>>91740599

ask a neighbor for a ride/help then faggot. be proactive.

or just sit around and wait on your parents to do everything/nothing like a useless parasite

>>91740512
Manlets about to get BTFO

>>91739153
praise kek, he is going to cleanse US from spics, today Florida, tomorrow California, Make America White again.

>>91740599
You are going to die because of your laziness anon.

You and your parents

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>>91740599
dont listen to the retards who say "go do this for your family, go do that for your family"

they will think youre a useless shit either way just for being a millennial

>>91740659
>5 days

im in palm beach county. 2 miles from the beach. Lets do this.

Anyone in orlando? My dad is there in some hotel and he is really dumb when it comes to these things, how bad will it be there?

Anyone know if the FSU vs. UM game is still going to happen?

>>91739491

Good luck brave anon. Did you not board up because you are lazy?

streaming the storm from west palm beach with no shutters.

come see what to expect.

twitch tv /hobewhisperwind

>>91740285

correct me if i'm wrong but isn't this showing 850 mbar (4781 ft above sea level) wind speed and not ground level?

How long until we can see some destruction?

>>91740667
JEB'S LAST STAND?

>>91740798
FUCK YOU GA YOU PEACHY FUCKERS

>>91740843
Lot of wind. Probably not much in the way of flooding. Definitely going to lose power.

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DUDE WAVES LMAO

>>91740711
Yep, I could understand if it was a 2 or even a 3.

strong 4 or a 5. Fuck that.

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Okay I started nailing down the shutters

>>91740884
A few hours before it begins to fuck florida.

>>91740771
>neighbor

lmao
o i am laffin

my closest neighbor is 2 and a half miles away, and they already left

Storm is at 940 mb not 980 like that fag up top was saying. The storm is not falling apart

>>91740884
haiti has literally no houses left standing

>>91740856
If the stadium isn't torn up, it's still going on.

>>91740843
Orlando is already gone anon. You're the man of the house now

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>>91740712
>>91740306
lots of people are going surfing

no big deal

im telling you when i was a kid, hurricanes were some of the funnest times ive ever had

playing outside.

and we set up a tent outside when the power went out for a few weeks

and we had like supplies

and it was so comfy

>>91740364
this woman legitimately looks like she has down's syndrome

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What you're seeing now is my category 3 form...

>>91740843
Also in Orlando, he'll be fine so long as he got food and water. The biggest risk is flooding so I hope he isn't on the first floor.

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>>91739911
That's going to fly off and decapitate somebody like it's Final Destination.

>>91740757
If you've got 5 seconds to spare please tell me all about your personal experiences with hurricanes europoor.

>>91740982
haitis houses are made out of clay and wood tho

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>>91740943

>>91739915
>or you could use iodine/ boil it like normal people and not risk killing yourself

The CDC guide recommends bleach for drinking water. More homes have bleach than iodine, and without electricity most homes cannot boil water.

>If the water is clear: 8 drops per gallon

>If the water is cloudy: 16 drops per gallon

http://www.cdc.gov/healthywater/pdf/emergency/09_202278-b_make_water_safe_flyer_508.pdf

Sodium hypochlorite (the stuff that makes bleach danerous) can cause dangerous burns in strong concentrations, and mild stomach irritation when diluted. A few drops will have no side effects whatsoever.

Bleach is only toxic if it is one of those shit brands with perfume. Soccor moms buy that scented shit because it smells like flowers instead of bleach and they think it is safer. It is actually way more toxic and just the smell of it will fuck up anyone with allergies or asthma.

>>91739700
I'm in Cali. How likely is it that my tax dollars are once again going to have to bail out the people who hate California the most. AGAIN!

>>91740943
Not going to help when it's on the inside and that widely open. Debris will break the window, wind and water will make it inside, quite possibly tearing that thing off the wall.

>>91739363
that sure is a shiny barrel on your PSA Ar platform weapon there son.

Its gonna reflect the starlight and get you shot while you are sniping on the dindu looters.

everyone knows dindus dont evacuate, just the white folk.

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>>91740943

STOP.

At this point you should just break the window first so you can remove the glass from the pane now rather than have the hurricane blow it like fucking buckshot.

Break it from the outside in, that way you can pick up all the pieces. Really not much time, I'm thinking of you.

>>91740306
The absolute madman

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Can I just say that I am some what jealous of the FL happening. Living in New Hampshire all we have is snow. I want some serious society destabilizing shit to go down. Enjoy your chaos.

>>91740711
People in florida are just used to this kind of shit.

Interesting to see the snowbirds freak the fuck out though. Floridians will reign supreme over the flooded wasteland.

>>91740045
>what if
>govment/sjws have tried taking ur guns
>govment supposedly has weather manipulation (HAARP)
>govment creates hurricane
>guns can actually stop hurricane
>crazyenoughtobepotato

Though by my calculations an avarage hurricane/tropical storm exerts the same ammount of energy each second as about 10 "Little Boy" that dropped over Hiroshima so you guys better start shootn'. Lotta energy to neutralize.
>Totally not trolling about the calculations

>>91739364
>Living in a country with no undeveloped land.
Checkmate.

some of you fuckers goin to die..it was nice memeing with you.

ETA to landfall anyone that's still alive?

>>91741068
Disney World > Disney Land

>>91740713
Yes, it leaves holes, no it's not going to be ripped off since it's nailed from the outside. So long as the wind can't get under the metal and lift it up, it's not going to fly anywhere.

>>91739491
Board up your windows.

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>>91740943
Stop. Leave. Get out while you still can

>>91741000
being without power when you know its coming is comfy af

where i live we get crazy storms in the winter and i love hunkering down for a power outage.

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>>91740943

RIP in peace you retarded bastard.

>>91740952
ok then laugh while you are drowning under the storm surge

please fuck off now

GA evaccing everything east of the interstate

>>91740856
May be moved.
http://www.wtsp.com/sports/report-raymond-james-could-host-fsu-miami-if-moved/329452038

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>>91740967
This. It's strengthening, and quickly. Eye is becoming better defined and larger.

>>91741123
Problem is most of them have only seen Cat 3 or below and think they can just ride it out.

>>91741123
>People in florida are just used to this kind of shit.
Literally the only people who've seen this kind of storm in Florida are ~100 years old.

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>>91739153

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>>91740546
>>91740623
>>91740765
Testing this without reorienting it
I suspect that 4chan reads the metadata wrong and fucks the picture up

if my photo is sideways, my hypothesis is confirmed

if it's not sideways, other posters are retarded

>>91740943
I can smell the Final Destination.

>>91739389
Andrew, slept like baby

>>91740713
Yes it leaves holes but it's better than your windows being blown in and having wind and rain damage inside your house

>>91740306
It's a nice day outside. Right up until it hits, just business as usual. If you're not evacuating, might as well party it up.

>>91741042
>haitis houses are made out of clay and wood

American houses aren't that much better

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Did anybody just hear the black chick on fox news
actually fucking mention /pol/?

>>91741016
He isn't disabled so he wouldn't be on the first floor of that hotel, so that's good. And he is in the restaurant business bringing a bunch of stuff and water so thanks guess he is good. Hopefully nothing flies through the window cause I know for a fact he is going to watch it all night like an idiot

>>91739330
get a handcrank canopener

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>people actually evacuating Orlando to Tampa

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>>91741158
Like Friday at 2 am in Miami

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How am I looking senpaitachi

>>91740943
>nails fly out
>hit you
Shit happened to me on my boat the other day

>>91740871
My truck is broken, clutch burnt out. My parents would not let me use vehicles to get supplies, and the closest hardware store is 30 miles away. Closest neighbor is 2 and half miles away, they left already.

I would have boarded up, but I couldn't.

>>91740873

Winds in a hurricane are stronger near the surface. Also due to the extremely low pressure -probably below 930 mb at landfall, 850 mb will be unusually close to the surface. Much lower than 5k feet

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>>91740943
Too much of a freak to live, too rare to die. See you on the other side mongoloid cowboy.

>>91739389
Hurricane Ivan and Katrina

>>91741261
mines brick and rebar, kys

>>91740943
You must be retarded hope you enjoy a face full of nails.

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How long untill it hits california?

>>91740967

I'm not bullshitting. Take a look at the GFS 12z. Just came out an hour ago. 992 mbar

Like I said, if there's any pros or amateur enthusiasts on to correct me please do. This stuff interests me and I'm looking to learn more

http://www.pivotalweather.com/model.php?m=gfs&p=sfcwind_mslp&rh=2016100612&fh=0&r=caribbean&dpdt=

>>91741231
>100 years old
>Andrew was in 1992
>Charley was in 2004

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>>91740713
>I guess it's just a cost-benefit thing
yeah. And depends which one you install. There are options that require less holes.

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>>91740546
>>91740623
>>91740765
>>91741235
4chan erases metadata, including image rotation, newfags. 99% certain you need to rotate the image on your phone to get it correect.

>>91741293
>in between stark and palatka
wew lad enjoy that looting

>>91739231
nature assisted suicide is legal m8

What time is kickoff lads?

>>91741293
Other than power outages and lots of rain, you should be good.

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should i evac? red dot is me, send help

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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

>>91739951
and this leaf was not a fag

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>>91741401
forgot my captcha

>>91740562

You're governor is a climate denier. And so is Drumpf. Mar a lago is about to get btfo.

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>>91741365
Weather channel people lied to me. Filthy fucking bastards.

>>91741354
It won't. Did you flunk geography?

>>91741418
ur fukn dead bro

>>91741293
maybe a tree could come down and kill you but it's the people on the coast who are fucked

>>91741418
no, stay where you are at.

if you cant figure it out for yourself you deserve it.

>>91741397
I'm strapped and am in the middle of nowhere

>>91739700
YOUR KITE FLYING PLANS ARE GOING TO BE FUCKING LIT SENPAI.

>>91739389
joaquin...

on a boat.

>>91741231
not true btw stupid finnish fag

anyone in FL want to sell organs? Best prices..

>>91739746
You need to look at the high rez gfs

>>91741170
not for long

>>91741418
why are living in the middle of a swamp

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>>91741231
look at this dumbass
literally every time a big hurricane hits here they call it the storm of the century, this isn't new

northerners and europeans are giant pussies, jesus christ

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Before the apocalypse

>>91741335
yea but a lot of American houses are made of wood

>>91741418
Yeah you should probably evac. I live a bit north of you and I haven't left yet but gonna go stay at a friends house on 16 if I have to

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Yo were the waves at?

>>91739491
>I will be taking lots of pictures
I doubt it

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>>91740713
>How do people bolt this shit to their houses? Doesn't it leave holes?

Window trim can come off easily which exposes the wood frame that the window is installed in. You bolt your temporary storm shutter to that.

After the storm you take the shutter off and put your trim back on which hides the bolt holes.

>>91741611

Stay safe, doggy!

>>91739491
do you have annual passes for KSC?

if not then you're a total fucking faggot

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>>91739153
Why does this hurricane look like a pepe?

Also, rip anons

>>91741418
this is what you get for living a better life than me, st. augustine is the nicest city in florida

>>91741231
Finland is Drunk again. Andrew, 1992, Wilma, 2005, Charley, 2004.

The thing that makes this storm unique is it won't be weakening over land. Half the hurricane will be over water at the time, continually feeding while at the same time pummeling land.

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>>91741623
Doesn't matter in Cat 4 or 5, brick will fail too

>>91741488
It's all good, bro.

>>91739560
Thank you for correcting the record. I will admit Florida has a copy pasta culture, everything is a chain store or a national brand. People are transplants too so culturally everything just defaults to the most accessible/takes the least bit of energy to absorb culture

>>91740682
Posts like these will make me change my mind. Maybe I shouldn't vote for Trump...there goes that swing state!

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>>91741011

>>91741658
for concrete homes, the holes are permanent

my house has em, them shit is useful

>>91740943
dont listen to all the unprepared fags

that is top notch apocalypse proofing

you should have your own TV show

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>>91741611
think of all the poor stray kitties out there

>>91740943

>duct tape
>a fucking dresser
>nails
>shutters on the inside

Set up a livestream webcam, this should be good.

>>91741312

thanks for correcting my record

>>91741480
That may be but I'm pretty sure talking about climate change isn't "banned" as you claimed.

You climate change people think literally every natural weather event is evidence of the manmade climate change hypothesis.

>>91741611
Boca?

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>>91741658
Can a person learn to do this in about an hour including the amount of time it takes to pick up materials?

>>91741611
pre-happenin shit

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>>91741735
I'm pretty sure they were actually talking about some of the islanders off coast. Bahamas, maybe.

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>>91739153
Gay fuckhead I know in FL, hope he gets swooped up desu

Do you guys in Florida get a lot of hurricanes?

Is it cozy? I have this feeling that it must be cozy as fuck watching the apocalypse rain down on you. Worst storms I've ever experienced was in Britain, and it wasn't exactly a hurricane...just very strong winds.

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>>91741207
Storm surge is ocean fampai.

Pic related

>>91739800
what the fuck is that shit next to you, it looks like a genetic abomination straight out from some romanian lab

>>91739354
>tfw Atlantic Beach fag
Wish me luck staying here, should be fine.

>>91741838
Not very often
The last one of this size was over 10 years ago

>>91741803
>learn to
Literally just nail it over your window. Even if you damage things, it's still going to cost less and be cheaper than the damages wind and rain getting into your home would be. Hammer, long nails, plywood, maybe boards if you still can find them.

>>91741418
That dot has storm surge written big as a billboard on it.

F