Brit/pol/ Woolfey Edition

>>91716598
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Lad...

Don't kill the Woolfe. Hopefully he'll bounce back like Nige did after his plane crash.

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Carswell-Evans coup as we speak lads.
A bright new Libertarian future awaits us.

Get out racists/nationalist/faragists

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Not to make light of it but outside of a war, is this the most mental politics has ever been?

Every day there's some popcorn-worthy story.

RIP Karen sub edition.

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/784001261607718912
Attempted assassin identity inbound

>>91716598
Cut UKIP into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a fuck if Woolfe's brain's bleeding

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First for nige

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Post rare Raheems

>>91716697
>Hookem
ayy

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What has happened to politics over the last year or so?

It's all gone completely sodding mental.

>>91716748

I would unironically fucking beat the shit out of this smug fucking cunt

>>91716697
literally who?

Ukip is kill.

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how many times a day do you expunge your wicked poison? is three too many?

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so chances of death if bleeding in the brain?

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>tfw

>tfw it's his birthday too

>>91716789
We memed too hard with Brexit, now the balance has been thrown out the window.

How ironic is it that a UKIP MEP is about to get imprisoned in Brussels

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>>91716697
>Hookem right in the gabber, mate

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My moneys on an FN MEP

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/watch-ukip-mep-squares-up-to-jean-marie-le-pen-in-european-parliament-10262669.html

>>91716711
The fuck? What have I missed??

>>91716864
decent chance

>>91716864
Yes, significant chance and if not then there's a high risk of brain damage

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What an absolute shambles. ...for fuck sake, it appears some renegade group within UKIP will do everything in their power to prevent Woolfe being their leader. ...UKIP has been infiltrated.

sounds like a racist attack desu

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My money is on Nige - upon hearing of Woolfe's potential defection - pressing a button and dropping one of those big Monty Python weights on his head made from metals he bought exactly for this purpose back when he was a metals trader.

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ahahahahhahah

thanks UKIP for making labour look like a well organised party

>>91716675
You're retarded, our private schools are the best in the world, and one of the few remaining gems we have in this country

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>>91716748
top kek

hopefully all kippers finish each other off

>>91716790

Bantz work both ways, lad.

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>>91716697

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https://twitter.com/TradingBCN/status/78400275710781030

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>>91716997
hahahahaha, no chance.

>>91716813
Once a day is too much. You don't have to go full nofap but try to limit it and don't watch porn when you do it

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>Watching the demise of the only party you would vote for and the one which came top in "who do I side with"

Fuck..

>>91716790
They do have a point. Assuming he won't have to pay his own medical bills

>>91716997
Don't push it, it'd take Farage in a party hat goose stepping around the Arc de Triomphe to the benny hill theme to make Labour look good at this point

>>91716885

>tfw I will never be mixed race and girls find me attractive by default

can't bosom the Hookem

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>get hit and have a brain hemorrhage
>still manage to trigger lefties
What a hero. Imagine being this scared all the time.

>>91716944
So goes the story of any group that forms in opposition to the status quo

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SAY MY NAME

>>91717151
The only mixed guy I know looks like a rat and has adhd

HOOK'EM

>>91717216
>1920s Germany
>niggerjew

>>91716748
>Disagree with a system
>Therefore you shouldn't use it

I sure hope no socialists send their children to private schools or enjoy private healthcare.

>>91716697
>Hookem
Like pottery

>>91717029
If the guy dies, all these cucks are going to end up looking really bad. will they care? left's thirst for blood is never called out by lügenpresse.

>>91717121
I imagine European Union officials have gold plated, top of the line health insurance. The perks are the best part about working for the EU.

>>91717236
>you wanna be the fookin leader of UKIP, ya oreo biscuit halfbreed?

>>91717216
>1920s Germany

Is there anything that libcucks won't be hysterical about?

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Meet me outside fgt

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>>91717223
New World Order?

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Morning lads, I've got a house inspection today so I'll be spending hours tidying up. No time for shitposting I'm afraid.

>>91716997
>making labour look like a well organised party

You could change the UKIP leadership race to "Whoever wins in the Thunderdome" and they'll still be more organised than fucking Labour

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Say y'know, what's wrong with Woolfie?
I can hear him barking.

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>Battered by Batten
>Nutted by Nuttall
>Hooked by Hookem

Who do you reckon it was lads?

>>91716748
My dad fell off a ladder at work and when he went to the hospital they said he had strained his back.

Went on holiday and it got worse and worse, the hospitals refused to admit him because he was foreign despite him having a EU Health card.

Eventually they told us they would only admit him if he claimed on insurance, which he also had.

Turns out he had a ruptured disc on his spinal column but the hospital wanted to milk everything they could from medical insurance.

Fuck the EU and their health cards.

> Party leadership gets into a fist-fight and kills Woofle

The ensuing media shitstorm would kill the party immediately.

>>91717216
UKIP's number one issue is that they're a bunch of thugs. This is obvious from the outset.

We need gentlemen like Rees Mogg in politics. Not the kind of mouthbreather that is going to punch a colleague in the head

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>>91717100

>>91717151
you aren't missing out on much

https://www.instagram.com/p/BK7sK_qAcIe/?taken-by=tashfod

>>91716730

Kek

>>91716895
>Politicians being jailed

Don't make me laugh

>>91717356
nice blogpost faggot

If Woolfe survives (and doesn't have brain damage) he'll walk this contest. Hopefully he'll also be able to abolish the NEC and reorganise UKIP from the ground up.

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/784005141452230656
https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/784005141452230656

IT WAS HOOKEM

>>91717429
heehee epic
epic kek aha praise kek
kek wills it haha epic kek

>>91717216

He's right we do live in Weimar Germany.

>>91717344
hahahah, Woolfe challenged him to a fight and got fucked up

no sympathy desu

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>>91716770

Is UKIP being sabotaged? What the flying fuck is going on there

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>>91717375
Looks like Woolfe couldn't dodge the Roge

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>Juncker claims another victim

>>91717326
Mass immigration and rape gangs.

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>>91717367
Woolfie's just fine


Where are you?

british politics have been goat these last 2 years

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>>91716891
I know, sad times bruh

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https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/784005141452230656
https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/784005141452230656
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>>91717516
A power vacuum.

>>91717379

This. A girl I went to uni with that was the daughter of one my mums best friends went on her honeymoon to Greece. I remember at the wedding the guy said he didn't feel great, everyone thought it was just wedding nerves etc.

Turned out he had a burst appendix, the Greek cunts wouldn't operate on him until they had 6000 Euros in cash to pay the hospital as it wouldn't accept their insurance or European Health Card. Their parents had to wire them the money and get a courier to drive to a bank to pick it up whilst he on a bed dying in some Greek A&E.

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>>91716598
>Woolfe is in a bad state
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37572377

Fucking hell lads being an MEP who doesn't like the EU is a dangerous game...

>http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/447362/Ukip-leader-sad-over-the-death-of-Nigel-Farage-plane-crash-pilot-Justin-Adams

>"A cause of death has not been established but it is not being treated as suspicious. An inquest has been opened and adjourned."
>not suspicious

Makes you contemplate...

What timeline are we in lads?

>>91717367
is that the goy who cried woolfe?

>at university
>sort of fancy this grill
>covered in foundation and swears
>losing her ranking
>starting to think she's a roastie more and more
>straight up says she got the clap from some guy she slept with
>she's now - 9999999999/10 and I don't even want to be near her
>everybody at the table starts talking about abortion, and STIs
>morality starts to intensify
I can't handle all of this degeneracy, lads. There's this other grill but she is quiet and shy as hell. I should talk more to her. Real qt.

>>91716697

>Hook'em

Couldn't make it up lad.

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tread softly because you tread on my OC

The only hope for UKIP and the removal of Labour lies with him lads.

>>91717409

Shut up weakling. Hard times breed hard people. Easy times breed soft people.

We need strength not some flowery silver spoon tory boy.

'UPDATE III: Sky News and the Telegraph report Woolfe has “bleeding on the brain”.'

http://order-order.com/2016/10/06/steven-woolfe-collapses-european-parliament/

Nooooooo

>threaten to fight fellow party MEP
>get BTFO
No sympathy desu

>>91717454

Sorry for breaking the rules, Sir. It won't happen again, I promise.

HAHAHA how many threads are you guys going to create?
What in the actual FUCK is wrong with you Brits?

Fuck May and fuck British people.

>>91717543
kek you got me there

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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

WOOLFE IN HOSPTIAL WITH INTERNAL BLEEDING AFTER BEING PUNCHED IN THE EU PARLIAMENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

>>91716999
they are good, but they were a bit noncey. My prep school's vicar/boy scout leader/swimming instructor (aka the gay crusader) was caught with the UK's biggest stash of cp in a hidden room.

>>91717654
rip

>>91716770

I don't get this guy. He's hated by his ethnic community, and barely tolerated by the white nationlist UKIP community. He walks a lonely road.

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/r/uk is getting seriously triggered lately

i'm not sure how long they can go on like this

>>91717654
>>91717698
we've known this for 20 minute lads

Imagine your husband / son etc. going to hospital with bleeding on the brain and then having all of twitter know more about it than you do

>>91717678
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WIMMEN AT

RHODES MUST FALL

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Who here could realistically fit 3 x £1 coins completely under their foreskin? prove it

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>>91717551

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN.

>>91717029
The EU doesn't own any hospitals, what is he talking about?

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>>91716697
>>91717590
>Can't Book the Hook

Why does the EU parliament provoke so much violence? Another good reason to leave the EU desu.

>>91717375
Pinched by Finch

>>91716697

We might have memed to hard lads.

>>91717718
Why is it always nu-males and women who claim violence is never the answer?

>>91717652
I agree with you. But I also think punch ups have absolutely 0 place in political discourse.

Haha UKIP BTFO

Punch them all

>>91716999
Nice digits famalam.

>>91717766
my foreskin is too tight desu

who /phimosis/ here

>>91717825
Because it offends God.

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This is exactly how disputes should be solved

t.Adam TC Wallace

I quite like that they're a fighty.

>>91717766
Some ppl have plenty spare, I could get 8 2p's in mine back in school

>>91717344
ha, that does actually improve things a bit. A duel would've been better though.

>>91717858
I agree to that too, but woolfe asked the other guy to step outside.

He initiated it so it's his fault.

>>91717766
>putting filthy coins anywhere near your bellend
No.

That's what mini rolls are for.
https://youtu.be/alXpZHk7D4g?t=6m57s

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>>91717732

Hopefully Woolfe survived this.

It may help his image, that wouldn't tolerate racism from a supposed ally.

>Punched by a party MEP
>Called a "Mongrel traitor" after reports of his possible defection
>It's his 49th birthday today
>Hit his head on metal coat hangar inside the meeting room
>Collapse on the main bridge path going between the buildings at the EU parliament
>Farage was on the scene looking "deeply concerned" talking to the medics

>>91717858
>tell someone to step outside and take your coat off
>get btfo
his own fault desu, especially if he was defecting

>>91717718
>should ex-servicemen be monitored?

What a disgusting fucking weasel, as if ex-forces don't generally have a shit time as it is.

>>91717718
>should ex-servicemen be monitored? Caged?
Holy fuck somebody kill this cunt

I can't believe things can go from promising to clusterfuck this fast. Someone tell me Woolfe is gonna be alright.

>>91717935
>onelungho
I don't doubt it.

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ITV MIGHT HAVE GOT HIM COLLAPSING ON CAMERA

>>91717935
Imagine being brain damaged enough to upvote that fuckwittedness.

>>91717922

Other guy racially abused him.

Woolfe had to step up.

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>>91717962
Link lad

>inb4 t. Nige on scene

>>91717718
fucking cunt. As a serving member I know i'm gonna get a raw deal when i'm out but it's shits like this that mean we have to watch our backs on civvy street.
Utter prick.

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>>91717981
Nah, UKIP has been side walling him. ...he's definitely the best potential leader.

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>>91717375
Mike 'Duke Nukem' Hookem hooked 'im, so book him, Dano. The alliteration possibilites were just to great for a fucking carcrash, slowly rolling backwards down a cliff parody of a political party like the UKIP to ignore otherwise.

What maybe spare him the guilloine tho (and I dont fucking care if it was Belgium), be the 'square go' aspect. If it were a consensual fight? still get done, but maybe not roasted. UKIP r fucked tho, srsly - put a fork in em. They literally killing each other now.

>>91717236
>filename: tank
That's an Abbot self propelled artillery piece m8

>>91718140
CANT BOOK THE HOOK

You cant make this shit up...

>>91717897
aware me of this guy

Who staying up for /imminent-death-of-UKIP/ here?

If Woolfe dies and someone punched him is true, the media will string up the party as wild disgusting beasts.

Mike "If you're brown, I'll smack you down Hookem.

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A socialist writes...

>>91717857
To them violence is never an answer, because they are weak. If the situation devolves to violence odds are they lose.

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Pic via guido:

>>91717749
This happened to me once

My son got rushed to A&E while we were on holiday in Spain, he had a huge cut on his foot from standing on some sharp rock in the sand. He was losing a hell of a lot of blood and the doctors asked me to give some of my own, but I had to wait until my wife got there since me and the boy don't have the same blood type (not related to him genetically).

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Pretty sure this is fake but someone posted this on twatter.

According to a friend of mine who works as a drinks waiter at ukip meetings, it was an arguement involving Woolfe and James about her reacent resignation and who should be leader in the interim.

He called her a "silly moo" and she responded with "say that to my face, whiney Woolfe". He saw red and hit her in the face. Helmer then tried to pull him off her but got a glass of sangria he was holding in his spare hand spilled down his shirt. Helmer then went absolutely apeshit on Woolfe while the others started chanting "Fight! Fight! Fight!" like they were in a school playground.

He challenged him to a duel and he lost.

Hookem is now the leader in my eyes

>>91718308
Ooo, fuck

>>91716999
They might be good but could we have that without the diddling and buggery creating creatures like Stephen Fry? Thanks.

>>91717718
Looked at his website so I could potentially report him to his employers (lefty tactic but I don't care).

http://www.aaronbrown.uk/

>"I'm also a libertarian conservative."

Fucking what?

>>91718140
>'defence spokesman'

>>91718289
Screenshots all round I'd say

>true nasty party showing its colours

>>91718289

REPORT THEM TO THE POLICE

>>91718308
OH SHIT

>>91717718

Hookem was in the RAF. We're not talking Andy fucking McNab here.

>>91718140
ah fuck the jokes will never stop

Mike "want to defect? you'll get rekt" Hookem

>>91718308
heem sleepy

>>91718308
http://order-order.com/2016/10/06/picture-steven-woolfe-altercation/

>>91718308
Is that Nigel??

Fucking hell

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>>91718308
BAH GAWD THEY'VE KILLED HIM

HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

he collapsed outside

>>91718316
>>91718308

oh fuck it's real

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/784008436979798016
https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/784008436979798016

>>91718308
>>91718316
Fuck.

>>91718308
>>91718316

HEEM SLEEPY

Mike "Left, right" Hookem

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>Mike "Duke" Hookem
>MEP for Yorkshire
>Stephen "Big Bad" Woolfe
>MEP for North West

Like pottery

>>91718308
Is that Hookem?

>>91718400
hahahahahahahaha

>>91718308
If "he took his jacket off and said to take it outside" Why is that guy in a jacket?

>>91717151
You are an idiot in thinking that mixed race isnt anything but the worst kind of human being.

>>91716598
R.I.P

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Which one of you fuckers wrote this?

>>91716813
Get a girlfriend dan you're nearly 30

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>>91718400

>>91718501
He collapsed a few hours later.

>>91718501

He collapsed after the scrap.

>>91718487
no the fight happened before he just collapsed after it

>>91718316

No that's defo the parliamnet building

>>91718501
REKT

>>91718354
>diddling and buggery
It's tradition lad

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>>91716697

>Hookem

Remember this:
> Brave Woolfe suffered a cheapshot from someone who racially abused him
> Decided to carry on his duty of defending Britain against the continentals before he succumbed to his injury

Real human being and real leader

>>91717029
Does that cuck not even know that a hospital has a duty to treat somebody if their life is in danger?

Even in America if you don't have insurance, if you're bleeding out then they have to try and at least get you stable.

Regardless, he'll have insurance for his job anyway, that tweet was literally pointless.

>>91718364
>Fired for a political opinion

Never happening unless you're a racist.

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IS HE /OUR GUY/?

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>>91718488
>Isn't that Mike from Spaced

>>91718524
you did

so if they had a fight, and Woolfe collapses a few hours later and dies, would Hookem be charged with murder or manslaughter or what?

>>91716697

>Hookem
>Defense Spokesman

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>>91718524
Quality

>>91717029
>nasty party

The LEFT are the NASTY PARTY

>>91717344
As much as this is going to fuck UKIP. I do feel a hint of Justice that the posturing half-caste got taught a lesson. Shame it wasn't just a bit of a scrap and he's in a bad condition though.

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hook em' up

>>91718501

There was a meeting to clear the air which got heated. The argument was about Woolfe defecting to the Conservatives. Woolfe said let's take this outside and went to take his jacket off, Hookeem threw punches.

The collapse happened later.

>>91718595

No he's fucking not

fuck you

"I'VE LOST THE FEELING OF ONE SIDE OF MY BODY"

HE SAID THIS TO THE GUY STANDING OVER HIM

RIP

Next UKIP billboard should be Hookem sitting on a throne like at the end of Conan.

>>91718647

It's french law so who the fuck knows.

Charge probably depends on the mood of the arresting officer.

>>91718647
the EU killed him, their building landed the final blow as he hit the hand rail on a bridge

UPDATE LADS. LISTEN TO SKY NEWS NOW!!!

AFTER WOOLFE WAS PUNCHED HE SAID HE CANT FEEL DOWN ONE SIDE OF HIS BODY

>>91717935

Leftism is a mental disorder. It is proven time and time again.

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SKY NEWS REPORTING THAT THEY TOOK THEIR JACKETS OFF AND WALKED OUTSIDE FOR A FIGHT

WOOLFE GOT UP AFTER HITTING HIS HEAD AND HE WAS FINE

HE WENT TO A VOTE AND THEN COLLAPSED

MEP THAT HIT HIM HAS BASICALLY DONE A RUNNER

MEME MAGIC

>>91718683
Mixed race, Northern and now paralysed.

Tick another box on his diversity list.

>>91718647

It would be manslaughter, he had no intention to kill him but the racial slur could mean he serves quite a few years in jail.

>>91718673
Fucking hell... the STATE...

>>91718595
>possibly killing the one decent UKIP candidate
>/pol/ will defend this because muh 1/4 black

The racial repercussions of this will be much greater than electing a mixed race leader who actually makes UKIP a real force.

>tfw you met and shook hands with the big bad woolfe at a GO! event

Pls be ok

>top leadership contender left a vegetable
>defence spokesman rotting in a Belgian jail for his attempted murder
>UKIP will stay comfortably at 14% in the polls regardless

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just birthday beats bro

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>>91718683
THEY KILLED HIM FOR MENTIONING THE POSSIBILITY OF DEFECTING

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>>91716730

>>91718741

He's fucked.

He was the only hope of UKIP and our dream of vanishing Labour.

>>91718782
nah I just don't care cos I'm not right wing

>>91718647

The EU killed him, if it didn't exist neither would that building or Woolfe having to work there.

Thank God for Brexit lads so no more brave British MEPs will be killed in the line of duty.

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>>91718599
There is a resemblance.

>>91718231
Youtuber - white nationalism is too left wing to him. He's an interesting guy

>>91718289

>t. Socialist

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>Mike Hookem was from Hull

Well that's tonight's Look North ruined by national coverage again.

>>91718595
No, fuck off. Stop being edgy.

Woolfe was our guy and if he survives (unlikely) he will never be the same again, among the 25% of people who survive an intracerebral hemorrhage about 50% suffer long-term neurological problems.

Got angry at the replies on Twitter so I came here to calm down and you all think it's a fucking joke too.

>>91718708
oh yeah, I forgot it happened over there

>>91718647
manslaughter in English law as no intent to kill, have no idea about Belgian law though

>2 politicians murdered in 4 months

What the fuck happened, our politics has gone fucking medieval. And I love it.

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>>91718828

This.

After the cheapshot he received he carried on his duty fighting against europe in the chamber before succumbing to his wounds.

If he survives he should become Lord Wolfe.

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Let the games begin...

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Keked at Nige's Twitter

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If they hadn't suspended Suzanne Evans, Woolfie might be alive right now - his fall cushioned by landing on her big squidgy baps.

>A British MEP got decked and could possibly die
>It wasn't Daniel Hannan

Fuck

I don't think he will get his paperwork in on time this time either lads.

>>91718952
Just wait till Jezza fires up the gulags

>>91718051
Fucking morons.

They're making us look liek slavs

>>91718911
We don't think it's a joke. One faggot does.

>>91716697

HOOK 'EM

Oh my god I know this is sad but that is seriously fucking funny. Someone is having us on I swear.

was there any motive in the attack on woolfe?

>Labour is full of in-fighting
>UKIP is full of literal in-fighting
>No-one cares about the Lib Dems
Are Conservatives going to walk the next election?

>>91718595
He's a traitor and should be expelled from the party, not to mention imprisoned.

>>91718786
>Big bad woolfe

More like a sheep in woolfes clothing. Knocked out by one punch

>>91718782
have you even read any of this thread? The majority of Brit/pol/ supports Woolfe

>>91719030
Some are saying he wanted to defect to the Tories.

Might be a tussle over the leadership on the other hand.

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LAID THE FUCK OUT

>there are people who STILL don't believe we're in a meme timeline dictated entirely by capacity for lulz

>literally the only person who could save UKIP is a vegetable
>tfw we're going to have massive autist meme leader Raheem trying to turn it into a Trumpian party

>>91719004
fucking kek

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>>91718996

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The Death of woolfe 2: Electric Boogaloo, this time it's personal

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>>91719030
In the thread lad

>Ctrl+f altercation

>>91719011
Yeah, this is like something you would see on some weird slav or arab country's parliament.

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UKIP'S future just died with Woolfe's brain cells.

Fuck sake lads.

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>>91718595
OI CUNTS

>>91718911
>Woolfe was our guy
To play devil's advocate: this whole fight was apparently due to the fact that Woolfe was not 'our guy' at all, and wanted to defect to the Tories.

>>91718992
JUST

DAMN YOU HOOKEM!

Where have you fled?

I pray SAS Team Six find you in your Northern Cyprus compound and avenge Woolfe.

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>>91719004

Absolutely fucking savage.

>>91719066
Have you? Plenty of people are quite happily bantering about this.

>still holding briefcase

Like a bloody woman

(((they))) keep trying to assassinate UKIP leaders

>>91719109
memeing for Raheem seems to be the only option at this point tbqh

>>91718827
>no longer right-wing
neithers.. nah fuck it, I'm not gonna do that one.

>>91719004
MY SIDES: FUCKING OBLITERATED.

>>91719083
Get the chalk out for the lad!

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If repeating post ID, I did the murder, I got away with it and I became party leader! hohoho!

if Hookem survives this without being imprisoned could we try and meme him into running for leader?

>>91719104
>UKIP dead in the water
>minimum ten years of centrist Tory rule

This isn't the meme timeline at all

They thought killing Jo would stop Brexit

They think killing Stephen will stop UKIP

nothing can. the fire has started.

>>91719004
rip

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>>91719004

Holy shit

>>91719059
It can happen to anyone - regardless of your height, strength or whatever.

>>91719083
CHAT SHIT

>>91719114
Someone please edit this with UKIP faces

British politics are getting to be Russian tier.

>>91719075

He was on Radio 4 yesterday discussing policies and at the very end joked that he definitely had his paperwork in on time now.

>>91719083
Sleep tight, woolfer

>>91719152

If your party blocks you from competing for the leadership which you were favourite for due to shennanigans, and as far as you're concerned another (larger) party is adopting your agenda, wouldn't you consider defecting too? Churchill changed parties repeatedly.

>>91719109
rahmeme is probably our best hope at this point

>>91717652
You're just a narrow-minded retard. Fisticuffs does not amount to being a hard person. It amounts to fucking stupidity.

If a politician does not have the rationality to avoid petty violence for the greater good, they're a thug.

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>>91719224
>tfw we are in a timeline where someone called Raheem Kassam is UKIPs last hope

Let the memes begin.

>>91719152
He didn't, he thought about it because May was going in the right direction with grammar schools, the EU, etc. but ultimately decided the best way to ensure this continues is with a strong UKIP.

>>91719004
>I don't think he will get his paperwork in on time this time either lads.

You bastard, I spilled my coke.

11/10

>>91719261
>It was me Stephen! The author of all your pain!

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>mfw the EU parliament is literally the Kremlin

>>91718315
Underrated

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>>91719004

>>91718773

racial slur?

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>>91717635
>going to university
>1999+17

>>91719031

Without question. Labour & UKIP could be doing well and the Tories would still win.

>>91719417
Mongrel.

>>91719417

Fight started because the guy called Woolfe a mongrel.

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>>91719004

>>91719205
welcome to 4chan

nobody is claiming he deserved it for being part black

> A spokesperson for the Strasbourg police said they had not been called to the parliament and no investigation had been launched so far.

Stay out of it lads this is UKIP business

UKIP are a fucking joke right now, it's ridiculous.

They had so much potential and they're fucking it up.

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EVEN LIB-DEM KEKS SUPPORT REPORTING FOREIGN WORKER %


LEFTISTS BTFO AGAIN

>>91717216

>Lefties
>Getting socialists confused with right wing
>Hurr Durr all these righties it's like the rise of Hitler, fucking up down left right wingers hurr durr

They need to be creatively murdered.

>>91718051
I want video footage NOW!

new thread goys

https://twitter.com/RobNisbetSky/status/784010388673273861

>life threatening

not good lads

Reading twitter commentary on this makes me long for the day when we drag the lefty scum into the streets and put a bullet in the back of their heads.

>>91718389
Andy McNob!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

WHY

HE WAS FUCKING INCHES AWAY FROM THE LEADERSHIP


REEEEEEEEEEE

PLEASE BE OK WOOLFEY

UPDATE: WOOLFE'S INJURIES ARE CONFIRMED TO BE LIFE THREATENING.

>>91719611
TRIGGERED