Hurricane General - Relaxation Before the Storm Edition

first for destruction of florida

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904 here

see you all in hell

who cry here

>>91659184
Charleston reporting in, how fucked am I?

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FAGGOTS ASKING "I LIVE IN BLAH BLAH BLAH AM I FUCKED"

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>>91659184
>Also to be noted, next updated maps from NOAA should release within the next 5-15 minutes, will make a large reply when this happens.

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A drawfag needs to make anime characters for Matty and Nicole

They are so cute

>>91659359
SEE
>>91659364

I'm in South Dakota.

What should I do? Evacuate?

Matthew 16:2-3

“When evening comes, you say, ‘The weather will be fair, for the sky is red;’ 3and in the morning, ‘Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.’ You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but not the signs of the times!


Bible magic at work!

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UKIE MODEL HAS TICKED WEST

Alaska checking in. What am I looking at?

850 here

stay safe Atlantic bros

what are we going to find out in 4 minutes?

when does it make landfall?

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352 here. Good luck fellow Florida bros.

Hurricane: Fill a 16 ounce glass with ice. Pour in amaretto, light rum and dark rum. Pour in orange juice, pineapple juice, and lemon juice. Stir, then top with a dash of grenadine and garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.

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Comfy in clermont 300ft above sea level. Hope this thing doesnt make me miss work, i love my shekels.

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/386/ here

Stay safe

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>>91659359
Moderately

I live in UCF am I fucked?

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>>91659449
dear god no

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Meme magic at work

>>91659500
Late Thurs or early AM Fri

>>91659449
that would fucking suck

>>91659475
Soon to be Category 4 hurricane will make landfall in eastern Florida and ravage the east coast from Miami to northern South Carolina, after which it will likely loop and come back to Florida.

This will likely be the most costly and damaging hurricane for the East Coast in a while and definitely a top 5 worst hurricanes in US history at this rate.

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Nicole and Matthew will meet and create a superstorm that will destroy the tristate area

>>91659510
If it takes more than two steps to make your drink, you're a faggot.

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8 PM Update incoming.

Forecasters say will strengthen back into a Cat 4. But that is CYA bullshit by NOAA and the hurricane center to encourage people to evacuate. It will continue at 120 mph or below

>>91659445
ill bump your post

>>91659344
904 here too. We might get lucky, or we might not. If it moves further West than the models, we're in trouble.

Would anyone like to learn how to make an olive oil lamp, for when your power is out

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>>91659510
>tfw I won't be able to get my weekly Friday Publix sub

>>91659696
No they're both going to combine and kill everyone in miami

when will it make landfall in bahamas?

>>91659449
ho lee fuck

>>91659184

>Louisiana isn't getting shit from this one.

Hheeelll yeah. Thanks for taking it in the ass for us Florida!

>tfw no publix

>>91659696
>news 12 new jersey
They don't have a fucking clue what's going to happen.

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>>91659813
[spoiler]Now[/spoiler]

>>91659364
>>91659391
>>91659543
Oh boy, this gun be good.

>>91659760
Because you're psychic right?

It looked like it was undergoing ERC a few hours ago and the pressure has been dropping.

>>91659510
who wants to slice a fucking orange to make a drink

>>91658986
>Tornadoes
Hahahaha you're fucking joking
I've never seen a tornado in my life ever down here

Anon? You're joking right?

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>cat4 landfall now
>tfw Broward county

See you on the other side lads

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8PM Update

Aren't these storms generally overhyped and blown completely out of proportion? They usually amount to nothing more than a bit of rain

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>>91659184

New Path Map: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT14/refresh/AL1416W5+gif/213945W_sm.gif

NOAA maps show storm pushing further inland in the Brevard area but cruising away from the coast north of Daytona.

>>91659760

8 pm update: Down to 115 mph. It's barely a Cat 3 storm. Called it.

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>>91659543
is this for real?
shig, might need to get more ammo. and a canoe

My local weather guy just said it weakened but it could get strong again

>>91659377
>This this this

KeK wills it

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It looks like fuck all is gonna happen.
A gust maybe.

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>>91659344
We'll be fine fellow 904bro

>>91659996
got a long way to go and the waters around the bahamas are pretty warm right now, you never know.

>>91659966
>>91659775
Okay, that's exactly what I didn't want to hear, because that means the eye is going to go right the fuck through Jacksonville.

>>91659449
>UKIE
into the garbage

>>91659962
They're overhyped except when they aren't. And when they aren't it's pretty bad.

>>91659953
>>91659966
>>91659996
well there you have it. It's nothing.

>>91659950
Good luck anon!

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hey that new track map is a tiny bit more to the west isnt it?

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>>91659953
What's gonna happen

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>>91659364
are those fucking winter storm warning out in ND SD and Wyoming. Please no. this summer has been so nice

>>91660000
Checked.
and this is where I found it: https://www.windyty.com/?2016-10-08-12,32.967,-80.612,8

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>>91659184
She'll have to visit afterwards, right?

My dad and step-mom are 843. I hope they will be okay.

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>>91659891
who watches news 12? i only see north jersey fags watching that shit

>yfw this thing just loops over and over destroying florida beyond any hope of recovery

West palm beach here am i fucked or not?

>>91659946
No anon. I'm not joking.

F

>>91659962
Generally. Although people die down here in anything more than a drizzle.
>>91659996
It's guaranteed to be reported as a Cat. 4 after the fact, anyway. They did it last time.

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>all these faggots that say its weakening
>not even looking at current IR

>>91660229
that would be pretty sick bants from God t b h

>>91660205
If she wants to get over 30 points at all, she has to.

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>>91659184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvVgoi_vKfk
groove with some Gnarls Barkley.

>>91660233
GEE I DUNNO WHY NOT READ >>91659364

>>91659738
kek

>>91659962

Yes. And the weather agencies often times ramp up the dire nature of their forecasts because dire forecasts encourage more people to prep or evacuate.

The forecasts place safety over accuracy. But hey... no public official will lose their job for being too cautious when a storm possible.

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>>91659953
drew a dot where I live

Hey you fags on the coast. I found the perfect solution to your problems. Get a Helicopter and wait out the storm for a bit until the eye reaches you. Then lift off and follow inside the eye until it dissipates.

It's the perfect fucking solution.

Reminder that even if you aren't getting directly hit, hurricanes increase tornado potential at any level of severity. Hurricane Charley of 2004 was basically just a tropical storm when it sent a small tornado through my yard. So be on your toes.

>Look at radar
>It looks like it redoing it eyewall
Holy fucking shit Matt, you don't give up. Hit Miami for me.

>>91660225
We can afford television piney

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Let's just wait and see how Obummer is going to come assrape us again.


Roll an even number: he takes your guns

Roll an odd number: he allows you to get looted in the name of social justice

Roll dubs: he gets ya on both counts! Ha! You just got outplayed by Five Star Head Boss Man in Charge Sir President Bigdik Tinibräun. Get equalitied on bitch boy.

>>91660233
No, you're a foreveralone virgin, you will never be fucked.

>>91660387
I'm sure that sounded funnier when you were typing it.

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>>91659696

C-can this happen?? Guys???

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>>91660357
RIP

BTW I found my skull picture from Matthew last weekend. Pic related is Matthew's twin fetus that was to its east during the beginning of it's life as a hurricane. At one point, IR captures this creepy skull inside the "blob"

>>91660444
what is an eyewall

what time is the next update?

>Live in Ocala
>Work in wildwood
>In an electrical utility supply company
>They have stocked up water, food, etc there
>Because we are going to be required to stay they, overnight if needed, in order to serve out clients
Shitty, but it's fucking double time if we have to do that so it's worth it since I'm still hourly.

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>>91659372

>>91660444

Trips of potential

>>91660516
3 hours

>>91660514
You know how hurricanes have an "eye"? The eye wall is what surrounds the eye.

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>>91660229

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Visting Orlando on the 19th, are the rides gonna be alright goys?

>>91660516
GFS 11:15 PM ET I think? Or is that Euro. Either way one of 'em is after 11.

Hi Marc

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>>91660175
correction. THIS will happen

Category 5 landfall.

Please, numbers, make it happen.

>>91660050
What anime is this from?

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>>91659184
Just know that LA and MS are laughing at you all now.
Yall have talked mad shit about the hurricanes too long. Time to get hydrated, east coast!

>>91660723
>punished anon: Denied catastrophe digits by kek

>>91660707

>not going straight through New Orleans to punish the niggers once again

>>91660707
It would have to do another loop in the gulf to hit Louisiana at anything stronger than a gust.

>>91660225
matthew about to do a 1 footed 360

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8d42r3JlbU

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>>91659184
Who else is in prime rape zones ;____;

>>91660755
Boku no rabit coffee

386 did Andrew in 305.

At least Disney World will be open

Why not spend a day there since the lines might be shorter?

>>91660444
Not looking too mean right now.

Still enough to cause the usual insurance claims in Florida.

>>91660602
what's so important about it?

Strong winds?

>>91660873
954 ;_;

>>91660894
Thanks

>>91660514
the eyewall of a Hurricane is the area around the eye of the hurricane in the center. It contains the most powerful and deadly winds as well as often the most heavy rain.

>>91659184
>>91659372
Is this that new anti-Semitic meme I've been hearing so much about?

>>91660770
you should'nt make fun, that recurve into the gulf is looking quite comfy of a track

PURGE THE SOUTH!!!

PRAISE KEK

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>haiti dun got bumfucked because hillary is a greedy cunt
got that voodoo vote locked in lads

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>>91659184

who else /ucf/ here??

>>91659953
Norwegian in miami here.
Am i fuged?

So is Haiti underwater now or what? What about Cuba?

>>91661062
You're gunna get shot. The leading cause of death of europeans in america is getting shot.

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>>91660707
Correction

>>91660894
Can't find anything under that name

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Is Jeb! safe?

>>91661041
Friend of mine actually goes there

How bad is the situation there?

>>91661062

See:

>>91659364

WHY DOES FLORIDA GET TO BE HIT BY 2 HURRICANES I LIVE IN JERSEY AND I JUST WANT TO HAVE COMFY STORMS AND NOMPOWER COME ON KEK

>>91660946
The winds are strongest within the eyewall. In addition, an eyes structure is a good indicator of strength. A tight, well-defined eye is a strong hurricane. A sloppy eye, no eye, or a very wide eye is an indication of a weak(ening) system.

Matty has undergone two (and potentially an upcoming third) eyewall replacement cycle, which is indicative of a very strong storm system. A full circle of rain will form around the inner eye creating a second eyewall. The second eyewall will eventually choke and engulf the first, becoming the new eyewall. This coincides with a weakening followed by immediate strengthening as the new eyewall forms.

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>>91660873
WPB is in more trouble then you senpai, I used to live in Plantation beeteedubs

>>91661141
https://myanimelist.net/anime/21273/Gochuumon_wa_Usagi_Desu_ka

I was meming, but it is about rabbits and coffee

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>>91660514
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyewall_replacement_cycle

>>91660444
Well I guess Kek blesses the eyewall replacement.

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>>91661129
>Oh no not haiti

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Who else Central Florida here?

Florida here we fear nothing

>>91659344
904 here too. I really hope this shit doesn't keep moving west

>>91661285
aye

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>>91660683

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>>91661041
In an apartment just off campus, I think we'll be okay.

>>91661187
everybody is fucking panicking. your friend doesn't happen to be a girl on the rowing team does she?

>>91660953

was 4 u, I wasnt same fagging my own post btw
>>91661241

>>91661285
Volusia reportin'

So far it makes landfall right on top of my fucking house.

>>91659377
FUCKING this.

Come on drawfags, just like what you did with ebolachan

>>91661268
Let's be honest Haiti is the poorest and most fucked country in the western hemisphere, there are literally central african countries doing way better than it at this point

>>91660205
She'll go to Charleston because it is a haven for libshits most likely.

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>>91661303
Bring it on.

>>91660453
we got spared by both irene and sandy, while you guys got butt fucked by barely a cat 1 and an extratropical cyclone (technically was in transition between a warm and cold core storm upon landfall if i'm not mistaken)
>south jersey
>praised by kek

>>91661373
plaza?

>>91660495
Y-you too.

By the way this thread got me curious and I just wanted to look some shit up on jewtube. These dudes fly into the eye like madmen. Weather is crazy man...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-SnxC-BkPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT5K6FR_eVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiU3utqb6a4

And here's some History2 production. It doesn't look as comfy as the thumbnail showed...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7lazmTqpCc

>>91661198
Miami is fucking degenerate.
Niggers and spics everywhere.
I don't even speak english, but i speak english better than the majority of the people here.

>>91660514
It just got 10 feet taller.

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GFDL landfall at Category 4

>>91661285
>>>
>>91660873

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>>91661373
I'm leaving this shithole for my block house

>>91661204
just shut the main circuit breakers off to your house and play stormy sounds on a cassette radio with candles all around, you'll get the same effect

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>>91659184
954 here. How badly fucked are we? We're going to lose power aren't we?

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>>91660843
>pic related Ivan

who else is comfy in the midwest here?

Realistically.

How many niggers will this affect?

>>91661476
And your tv fucking sucks

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HWRF skirts the entire FL coast as a cat 4

>>91661133
>triple dubs

Unlimited category 5 landfalls confirmed.

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>tfw North Carolinian

mexicans = floridians and south carolinians
trump = me

>>91661303
I live in a shitshack that's pretty much falling apart and I'm not worried about the storm doing damage at all

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>>91659184
Anyone else /Savannah/ here? I still have classes tomorrow. How bad do y'all think it'll be? This is my first hurricane. Yankee from CT originally

>>91661500
see
>>91659364

>>91661387
I mean I did 2005, but I have (or had...) plans this week

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Vero Beach reporting in, Gonna get butt fucked hard.

>>91661525
'bout tree fiddy

>>91661565
see
>>91659364

>>91661500
fellow 954, um yes...

>>91661446
No but I stayed there last year

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>>91661390
I'm in Deltona, i wish i lived space coast to see the rockets go up. Because seeing them from my front door in the distance just isn't good enough.

>>91661503
I remember that. It's insane that it managed to stay formed that long over land. It was a former shell of itself, yeah, but they usually turn into nothing after that.

>>91660387
>>91661459
Timmy? Only Timmy Williams would say something that unfunny

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How worried should I be?

305, I wanna die.

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Sanford here, wish me luck!

>>91661525
The same amount that were going to die on a sunny day because they're dying doing dumb shit and there happens to be a hurricane at the time so it's attributed to the storm.

>>91661062
I'll be fine here in Miami. Your cuckshed may not be able to handle the gusts.

Just kidding, stay safe fellow Miamifag.

>>91659364

So, am I fucked?

>>91659364
dunnellon doesn't look like it'll be that bad

>>91661638
Remind me to put a memo in the original post for the next Hurricane General about this.

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HWRF is drunk

>>91661679
It's time to start panicking

>>91661679
You're in Miami, you should be worried reguardless if there's a hurricane or not.

jesus how many threads? Mods please pin this

>>91661654
>Deltona

I'm sorry anon

>>91659445
Wow, sand nigger kikes knew about basic weather great, let's all worship the Jew God.

>>91660357
Ho ho ho you're fucked

>>91661654
They don't even manage to get off the ground any more anyway. Or they launch them in the middle of the night when everyone is sleeping. Not missing much.

>>91659184
Eh, Florida needs an aquifer recharge after 10 years with no hurricanes. I suspect the next 10 or so years will see a lot more storm activity, and colder winters in the South. That's usually how it happens.

>>91661781
hahah rip nova

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Stayed in 2008 and the only damage was our pool screen got torn.
Mostly worried about flooding this time around. Power loss is guaranteed, so I'll have to try to survive without pol for a few days.

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>>91661505
/MI/ fag here, pretty comfy desu.

Strongest weather was some time ago, just heavy rain.

>>91661810
Also, this. Deltona is a shithole. Glad I don't live there.

>>91661803
nah we'll just keep re-making it over and over

Also update on the original post, switching the NOAA links to the actual site page rather than image links so that it automatically updates without having to update the links. Just to make it easier for anons wishing to continue these threads overnight.

>>91661476
Yes it is. Fuck this place desu senpai.

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>>91661446
ayy what up. we gonna die together.

Any /Jax/ bros going to stay up all night Thursday/Friday?

I'll make chicken nuggies

>>91661917
>not having two rechargable batteries for your cellphone so you can shitpost on your data plan
It's 2016, anon.

>>91661383
No
But from what I've heard its might be a cat 4 when it touches down in Orlando
I guess all the students are heading to the bunkers

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GA FAG HERE.
> Should I be getting comfy?

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NAVGEM Landfall

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>>91661679
tell me do you fear death?

>>91662058
those tentacles were always cool

>>91661917
Are you that guy from /k/ who wears the flecktarn

Hillsborough master race reporting in.

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>>91662032
always

>>91662009
good luck anon

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>tfw Puerto Rican traitors living in Florida and vote blue will get rekt

honestly, weather doesnt scare me anymore after working as a lifeguard

>>91661129

Lots of trees down, pretty much everyone is without power, houses are in shambles, garbage is strewn about the island and many people are homeless. It looked pretty bad after the hurricane hit too.

>>91662014
My one buddy from /Jax/ fled West with his family, hope you have a generator to make your tendies senpai

>>91662167
fuck hillsborough brandon in particular

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>>91659783

>>91661676
Literally who?

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>>91662231

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>>91661810
>>91661928
pls no bully

It's always niggers that show up on the news for some crime, but nothing has really happened in my immediate area

>>91662194
>ever being scared of weather
What kind of faggot were you?

The only people with legit fear of weather are property owners. Any private owner should have sense enough to take precautions.

>>91662258
Bitch I live just right under brandon. You right tho it sucks.

>>91661700
Evac orders for poor fags(mobile homes) in Osceola and Seminole BTW

>>91661826
the jews of today are not the same jews of the old testament

todays jews are part of the synagogue of satan

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How fucked am I?

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>>91662231
>It looked pretty bad after the hurricane hit too

>>91661947
OP I'm reminding you now cuz I gotta go take a shower

For next OP
>>91659364
>>91659364
>>91659364

>>91662318
so methner or mango? haha

>>91662298
Someone before your time, kid

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>>91662231
>Kek

>>91662355
Anyone in Volusia, such as myself, is nice and fucked with the current track.

>>91659314
Florida has already been destroyed

>>91661924
Michigan might be the safest state in the nation. I remember our most powerful storm knocked down a tree at school and people talked about it for years.

>>91662320

I have a trailer in seminole, but no truck to pull it

Got a hotel

>>91662417
Riverview

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>>91662355
What size coffin do you want?

>>91662180
thanks. where you from if you don't mind me asking? Everybody here seems to be staying since most here seem to be from Palm Beach or Miami, or up in New Jersey. why aren't you leaving?

>>91661679
You need to get you're ass in gear and move famalam.

Reminder to browse south florida craigslist ads before times of crisis.

You will not be dissapointed.

>>91662355
you might be fucked kiddo

>>91662386
Got it, thanks man, make sure you wash behind your ears.

>>91659364
>.gov

THE GOVERNMENT IS CREATING THE WEATHER!!!!!

>>91661781
newfoundland hit by a tropical storm that at 950.

Dear lord

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>>91662231
So it's business as usual in Haiti. Good to know the storm didn't affect anything.

Wtf was up with this Captcha?

407 here. Ready as I can be. Power WILL go out, but hopefully i'm close enough to the firestation to be on the grid.

Went to pick up water at publix today, and this greedy fat bitch had her cart filled with water and was yelling at other customers trying to grab water off the shelves. She was trying to take all of it. I grabbed a jug and she looked at me and went "EXCUSE ME!" And I told her to chill the fuck out, i'm getting water and you can't stop me. She looked like she was about to cry and I left. Fucking people panicking everywhere.

>>91662542

I think I'll be ok. I live on the 9th floor of an apartment building, if that affects anything

>>91662513
tampa fl which never gets hit so this'll be interesting and because my job's DM doesnt want to close shop

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>>91659344
>>91661314

904 also reporting in. The storm is tracking east everything is gong to be ok.

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SC fags assemble

post yfw youre on looter patrol

Pretty sure hati doesn't exist anymore

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>>91660229
Just fuck my shit up desu senpai

>>91662420
The nigga is only like 7 years older than me.

I've see a few skits from his show though.

>>91662546
anything to search in particular?

>>91662462
Goodbye volusiabro
>>91662512
Watery grave will suffice thanks anyway

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Fuck all of these east coast fags coming over here.

>>91662546
what do you mean?

>>91661781
HWRF should not be used more than 48 hours been duped by too many snowstorms to learn this

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>>91662774
You say that like it's a bad thing!

>>91662801
>need a place to stay asap
There are people willing to eat ass for someplace to hole up for a storm.

>>91659510

here's my drink recipe:

credence clearwater revival: fill a large glass with ice. fill the cup halfway with selzter, and fill the rest of the glass with everclear.

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I'm going to be ok right?

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772 checking in. I put most of my shit in a storage thing because our landlords dont think the house will make it :/. Looks like im moving soon.

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I'll be fine

>>91662962
you need to leave now

>>91662962
I've got bad news for you

>>91659510
why not just do some k?

>>91662962
Ded

>>91662355
Palm Coast?

>>91662988
you're suppose to be evacuated

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>>91662765

Looking to loot myself some beer, by paying for it like a proper gentleman of society

>>91662962
I'm with >>91663011
You need to put you're go fasters on and leave now.

>>91663117
>Evacuating
What are you fuckin gay?

>>91663090
Yes!

>>91663129
holy shit you actually got one of those new google phones

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>>91663129
>autism/10

>>91662231
Sounds like Daytona Beach tbbh muh nigga

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>>91662425
I like the real one better

>>91662962
the fuck is wrong with you? get on gator alley an dgo to naples for the weekend or something.

>>91662962
if you're a nigger, no. if not YES, LEAVE NOW

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>mfw it makes an ungodly left turn into the gulf and smashed New Orleans as the first ever Cat 6 on record

>>91663237

I call it the S6

>>91663249

>doesn't go on /fa/

>>91660626
>It keeps happening!

>>91663199
I'm in Daytona Beach. We look pretty fucked.

>>91663199
Shittiest town in America.

I hope you fucks get washed into the sea. I really hate palm coast.

>>91659760
who is this semen demon

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My cousin used to live in Miami until she died in a car crash last year...guess I don't have to worry about her...

>OP HERE

Thread is nearing bump limit, will be making next thread soon. Will likely get the next one done as well, however after that it'll probs be up to other anons to continue these. Just remember to copy/paste the main post into the next hurricane general and give it a funny title and neat image.

>>91663196
nigga 3rd street already fucking floods with little storms you gonna be underwater

>>91663332
I honestly hope not, I'm supposed to visit Nola in a month

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>>91663337
>goes on /fa/

>>91662765
I had always wanted to take part in a looting. But I figure I would get caught easily because I would be the only one looting a Best Buy while everyone else is at a pharmacy or liquor store

>>91663468
I've got 2 stories

>>91659510
>vodka
>lemonade

>>91663433
It looks like Shawn Johnson

>>91660289
>It's guaranteed to be reported as a Cat. 4 after the fact

not really. Katrina was only a category 3 storm when it made landfall around New Orleans.

>>91659184
352 report an this gon be boring for us most probably

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>>91662231

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Im in Palm bay. Preparing to die. Wish me luck bros

>>91663381
Watch out for looting nigs
>>91663392
I agree looks like gods wrath will wipe it out

>>91663513
There will plenty of looting in Miami if it's bad enough. I will get pictures of the carnage.

Jacksonville here, it was nice knowing you guys.

>>91663595
fucking evacuate call your police department or run dude.

>>91660357

goodbye, it was nice knowing you.

>>91659696
I miss that station, mostly news, most of the time

>>91663595
I'm there too, and my roof is already pretty fucked, so it's over

MIGRATION TIME

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>>91663715
>>91663715
>>91663715

Let's go bois

If I'm in East Orlando should I evacuate?

>>91663194
>>91663312
>>91663325
Most people I know are just buckling down and putting shutters up.
Hell I work part time at a seaside resort and they're only closing on Thursday and making everyone come in on Friday no matter what. Either you guys are over blowing shit or FL people are highly misdirected.

>>91663683

please stop saying this, im mildly nervous

>>91659760
Says you.

The actual forcasts models show it dropping down to 955 mb or so.

>>91663460
Well fuck i'm sorry to hear that.

>>91663599
Googles gunna goog. There was national guard everywhere after Andrew. It was crazy.

I suggest dark and stormies. You guys stay safe during Matthew. We'll take care of Nicole.

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561 here, just got done putting up shutters, none of my neighbors have put theirs up and it doesn't seem like they plan on doing it tomorrow. Why are people do dumb

>>91663780

>Evacuating for tropical storm force winds
>Not even near the beach

Unless you live in a sailboat, you're a pussy for even asking that question.