Hurricane General - Matthew x Nicole Edition

>>91663715
MODS STICKY

First for 321.

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>>91663715
DAK 16.10.16

>>91663715

This storm isn't gonna do anything noteworthy. I hope I'm wrong...

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/plaza/brah checking in, ready to die.

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Am i already dead?

>>91663946
ehhhhhhh you might be fine

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You flordians may have good chicken but you'll never have winds of 200 MPH+

>pic related

>>91663946
>right next to I-4
you're already dead.

Will it be a cat 3 or 4 when it touches in Florida?

>>91663715
Unless you live in haiti or some shit you should be fine. So much hype about this shit.

>>91663946
You live right next to my uncle and aunt. I hope you aren't dead.

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>>91663715
I live in X, am I fucked?

>>91663715
It undergoing eyewall replacement, expect 130+ speeds in the next 4-6 hours.

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>>91663715
Palm Beach County 561 Checking in.

Boarded up and ready to go.

REMEMBER

You LOOT WE SHOOT DOWN HERE

>>91664084
currently cat 3 but many predictions show it hitting cat 4 right before it hits, though 140 or so MPH, not quite on the side of cat 5.

>>91663715
add these twitter accounts to the OP:
>https://twitter.com/EdValleeWx
>https://twitter.com/RyanMaue
>https://twitter.com/EricBlake12
>https://twitter.com/HRD_AOML_NOAA
>https://twitter.com/NOAA_HurrHunter
miscellaneous collection :^)

>>91664084
Forecasts say a 4.

>>91664169
>hoodlife3.mov

>>91664084
The assumption is that it touches land as a category 4.

Kek repeatedly denies catastrophe.

If doubles, florida will get comfy storms and nothing more.

>>91664133
Dumb leaf poster

>>91663877
FAU or UCF

>>91663946
You're probably far enough from the coast to be ok. Definitely put up storm shutters to protect your windows from debris if you have them. And maybe put your electronic stuff in waterproof plastic bins.

>>91664195
sounds good so long as it doesn't exceed link or character limit, if it does I'll post it in the immediate post right after.

>>91664133

Yes. Also, you misspelled cucked.

>>91664169
Probably not so much in (((Boca)))

FUCKING CHAD RUINED MY LIFE

>>91664195
Adding these to my shitposting twitter, thanks

New video up on Tropical Tidbits

>>91664290
I'm sorry, bad taste in humour.

>humor, sorry

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Jax checking in. Getting my tub filled & poop bucket ready.

>>91664326
UCF

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>>91663715
The Nassau cam is giving me a severe case of comfy

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just fuck my shit up. never did get my roof fixed after tropical storm fay slightly fucked it up 6 years ago, either.

>>91664229
>>91664278
Shit man that hasn't happened since Hurricane Frances in 04, but even that was like a cat 2

Shit should get interesting on Friday

>>91664094

It's been like 10 years since a major hurricane hit America. We have serious hurricane blue balls.

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Fujiwhara Effect

Good luck Florida!!

>>91664468
RIP anon

>>91664468
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE JESUS CHRIST

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>>91664361
sure, idc. there are a few other ones but keeping them for myself for this reason ^__^

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>>91664356
Boca is like 90% Jews and FAU. But there is a hood there.

Riveara is going to be a war zone.

Katrina status.

One of the most violent, unpredictable sub species of the American Nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSfA1B7hzS8

>>91664402
>tfw no publix

>>91664582
>What is hurricane Sandy

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Daily reminder that the best storm party food is here for those bugging out to Orlando and Tampa
>not affiliated just addicted

>>91664522
There was Wilma, which gave us a power outage for 2 weeks straight back in '05, and even that was only CAT 3.

>>91664402
You should buy cat litter for a dry toilet, it actually works and helps it not stink as much.

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>>91664468
100% fugged

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Will North Carolina be affected at all ?

I have a friend there.

>tfw no qt to snuggle with during a comfy storm

I'm m Jacksonville though so I'll probably be dead by next week.

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Any comfy youtube feeds to listen in on?

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>>91664636

>>91664699
Sandy was barely a category 1 when it made landfall

we just went through the longest period on record without a major hurricane making landfall in the US.

Major being Cat 3 or higher

>>91664776
http://www.portnassauwebcam.com/


Not YouTube, but here you go.

>>91664435
FAU fag here I wish you luck Florida bro

>>91663715
>live in NJ
>was getting excited about the hurricane
>turns out it's just going to turn out into the ocean
>so much for anything exciting happening in my life

>>91664446
tfw the police drive by

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>>91664826
Fuck I'm retarded.

>>91664699

Some nice waves in Florida followed by New Yorkers going into a panic over rain?

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Don't hit Florida Mr. Hurricane. Trump lives there.

>>91664763
yes but it should be much weaker by the time it hits north carolina

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>>91664643
fuck that shit IM FLORIDAMAN BITCH

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Should I evacuate? Am I dead?

>>91664685
Yeah I guess so, I always forget about that. Maybe my mind automatically assigns the hood to Deerfield. Stand your ground, anon.

Stop memeing to me to death guys. Florida will be fine

I hope Hulk Hogan is having a hurricane party in Tampa.

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Had to hit 4 places before I found gasoline
in America
real SHTF will be extremely painful
Publix was a madhouse, bought snacks at Walgreens instead.

>>91664857
ayy FAU fag here as well
I live near the Jupiter campus so I'm definitely fucked

>>91663715

streams anybody?

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>>91664468
http://www.weather.gov/mfl/

Goodluck anon.

>>91664977
Thanks anon. have a skelly

Just make it a sticky already MODS

>>91665052
>relying on gas during SHTF

Just shoot and siphon nigga.

>>91664666
I just mean I don't have a serious twitter so I'm using my nazi frog one to follow them, I'm not planning on trolling them (unless they are jews)

>>91665052
This is the most concerning part. How mobbed all the stores were. We're really really fucked say electricity was out for 2 weeks. I don't think this storm will be that bad but this whole situation rly makes me think

>>91663946

I would be your friend, but you are most likely a smelly nEEt

guys I'm in Montreal will I be okay?

>>91664903
what do you mean nothing exciting?! you just had that train thing! that looked pretty exciting

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will the only city on the coast that matters be okay?

>>91665096
I wish you luck god knows are Football team can't lose any more fans

>>91665052
Driving home tonight every station was out of gas. I thankfully filled up earlier in the week.

Glad you got some snacks. What did you get?

>>91665202
no, better go ahead and kill yourself so as to save yourself the pain

>>91665114
I thought I had to make it to work tomorrow but its cancelled.
Full tank is good to have.

>>91665005
Same to you

But I live by white people so, it most likely wont be a problem. We got a shit ton of illegals around here tho.

>>91664766
Are we going to get hit hard? Anyone have info for Jacksonville?

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>>91665001
>SD

of course anon. i didnt know people actually lived there. get out now

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Who here /comfy/ on the west coast of FL?

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>>91665033
Florida is kill

95 and Yamato. 2 miles from the coast. South West Palm Beach. Fucked or kinda fucked?

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Anyone else here /prepared/?

>>91665277
o-ok th-thanks

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So, you think I will be ok?

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>>91664796
I WAS BORN IN A CROSSFIRE HURRICANE

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>mfw live here
>riots at Walmart
>pro surfer and FL native

everyone but me is fucked

>>91664636
>that pic
>Don't talk to me or my son's hurricane ever again

>>91665276
Mixed nuts and cashews
pizza combos
Some granola bars for breakfasts
Diet soda-cheaper and more plentiful than water.

St.Petersburg here. Pretty fucking comfy desu senpai. Under a tropical storm watch since the storm shifted eastward. We get thunderstorm on the daily which are worse. Only legitimate concern will be flooding. City fucking floods like no body's business.

>>91665390
just a wee bit o rain lad youll be fine

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YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH DUBS, FEEL HIS WRATH UPON YOU

>>91665343
Fucked Boca is flood heaven

>>91665213
It was interesting but I just don't get too excited about happenings that don't affect me personally at all. I really wanted some rain and wind.

>>91665304
5 PM forecast showed the storm basically being on land in Jax, but now it's showing it steer off to the east near there, probably still gonna be bad though.

>>91665304
Jax here. Maybe, maybe not. There's models showing it shifting to the east more just after Daytona. Then there's some that has it fucking our shit up.

>>91665390
Do you have snacks?

772
I'm fucked

PORTS CLOSED

>MIAMI – The Coast Guard has set Port Condition Zulu north of the Seven Mile Bridge in Key West on Wednesday due to the expectation of sustained gale force winds generated by Hurricane Matthew that may arrive within 12 hours.
Capt. Jeffrey A. Janszen, the Captain of the Port of Key West has set Hurricane Port Condition Zulu which sets a safety zone for the port . >No vessels may enter or transit within this safety zone without the permission of the COTP. All vessel movements are prohibited and all ship-to-shore operations must cease.
>Pleasure craft are advised to seek safe harbor. The Snake Creek Bridge is scheduled to be locked in the down position 6 a.m.-11:59 p.m. >Thursday; drawbridges will not be operable for boat traffic if sustained winds reach 25 mph or when an evacuation is in progress.
>Port facilities are advised to review their heavy weather plans and take all necessary precautions to adequately prepare for the expected conditions. Mariners can view the latest port updates on the Coast Guard’s Homeport site.
>The Coast Guard is warning the public of these important safety messages:

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>>91665390
ur fish food m8

>>91665213
i was on the nj tranist train that went over the bomb assuming since it was placed below tracks around 730-8pm, wasn't anything special.

my yard is already flooding
i'm so fucked

>>91664278
Thats because kek lives in florida ;)

>>91664849
where is that at ?

>>91665444
Good choices. Got some nutrition in there. I hope your internet stays on m8, good luck.

>>91665478
This is my first hurricane. Do looters exist in boca? Any crime?

>>91665219
>"Pedro"

Is that a South of the Border reference?

>In Publix yesterday
>Buying non-perishable tendies for the hurricane
>Chumps buying bottled water everywhere
>Went back today for a sub
>They're out of big bottles of water so the late chumps are resorting to buying like 20 individual bottles of water

You idiots do realize the hurricane hasn't hit yet and the water from your sink is still safe to drink right? Just make sure you filter the estrogen out.

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>>91664685
>>91665005

Right south of where 441 and Glades meet is the a shitty trailer park ghetto, its on sandlefoot road and I do not feel sorry for all the hookers and heroine addicts that live there. LET THE WINDS OF KEK BLOW AWAY THE DEGENERATES

>>91665582
Bahamas, currently where the hurricane is picking up.

>>91664636
I distinctly see a face there. Thanks, brain.

>a wide eyed old man looking to the east at about 20 degrees.

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>>91665444
Diet soda is an excellent idea for hydration
>tfw diuretic

>>91665582
Nassau, a popular cruise destination island in the northern area of the Bahamas.

>>91665667
Just stay away from 20th and 13th. if nigs gonna nog thats where

>>91663834
this synchronism makes my head splode

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Dear Americans.

Does your environment hate you as much the world does?

Also please share with us pictures of your preparations and gear.

T. future Alaskan.

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NWS warning map lighting up like a christmas tree

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>>91665606
mfw Kek blessed my comfy snacks

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Hunkered down. Still pretty sure I'm fucked

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get out of florida anons

24 hours before shtf and you guys have been at it for 3 days. go to bed. christ.

>>91664700
Yoooo. Is that the one on town center and orange?

I went in there like 4 nights a week before I moved.

>>91665700
I hope you bought some Alex Jones official Infowars water filters anon

>>91665726
Caffeine is a diuretic, yes

>>91665702
Suck a dick little bitch

>>91665582
Nassau, on the Island just Northeast of the largest landmass of the Bahamas

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>>91665349

Got this and 500 rounds for when the nigs come knockin'

>>91665788
I welcome our fucking retarded amount of natural disasters. It keeps you on your toes. I don't think Alaska experiences much on the ways of disasters except for earthquakes.

>>91665935
trailer mad

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I hope people i know and love will be safe.

Please kek, save them.

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I just wanna say I hope Hillary wins, so this board can go insane

>>91665349

Wew...a brand-new-never-been-fired rifle. Hope it works and hope you know how to shoot and operate that gun.

>>91665967
reminds me of when some old guy that lived next door from us in Port St John gave my dad a mossberg 500 and a box of rounds for free before Charley hit so that if it destroys the town we could fend off hoarders, though Port St John was 94% white at the time. Only had maybe 2 black kids per grade at my elementary school compared to several hundred whites per grade.

>>91666030
oy vey wpb kike

>>91666030
Why would we go insane? We're hoping they both win.

>all these floridacucks panicking so hard

top fucking kek

>>91665702
>>91665935

LOL U mad tho.

>>91666122
the jews are in Boca, smart ass

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>>91665390

hoo boy yer fucked

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Who /comfyinTampa/ here?

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>>91666030
>implying the board won't go insane either way

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>>91665967
Noice

>>91666070
At the time of the picture never fired. Put 100 rounds through of brass .223, steel .223, and the same for 5.56 and all is well.

If that one fails I'll have a back up.

>>91664048
>tornados dont exist in hurricanes
Ok

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>>91665935
I bet you're one of those motherfuckers sitting at the cumberland farms everynight smoking crack. PERISH IN THE WINDS OF DAMNATION

packing my shit up right now and getting ready to drive through the night. Good luck guys you're going to need it.

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>>91666030
Florida is Trump Country.

>>91666150
>implying their 'ard Florida natives and not retard northern snowbirds

>>91666017
kek has looked you over and found you wanting

>>91665773
This site saves my fucking life

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>>91664468
You won't need a roof where you're going

>>91666150
>first major (cat 3+) hurricane in 10 years for the US
>going to trail up the entire east coast basically
>first time a category 4 will hit eastern FL in over 10 years

I think there's a good reason to panic, especially since all the rich yankees swiped up the cheap mini mansions on the coast after the housing market collapsed in '08

this is the only time its good to live on the gulf coast

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>>91666150
That is what I said 4 hours ago.
Now 2 storms will combine plus Matthew will loop back and hit us before we restock.

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>>91666122
ayy check my ID

Florida here west coast

was sunny today, slight breeze nice and cool

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>>91666197
/Maxcomfy/ in 813 rn

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It's fucking over.

I'm going to die and I'm still a virgin

is it okay if my hurricane shutters have a tiny gap inbetween them?

>>91664685
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

>>91666350
There is gonna be so much money to make down here..

Any one else /tradesman/ he in south FL

>>91666350
the hurricane is a literal meme

t. NC

Palm Beach resident here - is this going to be Katrina Electric Boogaloo?

I'm fucked am I?

>>91664849
Police are out on the Nassau cam.

>>91666150
anyone who's lived here long enough doesn't get worried about this shit

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The Lord of HAPPENINGS has blessed you Florida-anons, Valhalla awaits!

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>>91666481
i-its just a meme

>>91666503
I doubt it, and if it is like Katrina, then nothing that bad will happen desu

>>91666503
>>91666631
oh and the reason it wont be that bad is cuz the reason katrina was bad was because florida wasnt ready for it, our governor was a dumb ass cuck

now we have better gas supplies, etc, we fine

>>91665826
when the brunt of the storm is approaching, super glue yourself to the floor just in case

>>91666581
I'm not in the slightest other than my sister with my 4 year old nephew living in Cocoa

Most of the panicking is due to the yankees and newer to florida people / old people, though I can see why people would panick with the significance of this storm.

>>91666030
go home carpetbagger

Kennansville.......how fucked are my friends there?

>>91666581
This. All the 'am I fucked?' stuff is ironic.

They know they'll be fine.

>>91666524
>http://www.portnassauwebcam.com/
its way windier than 1.5 hours ago.

>>91665469
Right, that's what I am thinking. It's just wind and rain. How bad can it be..

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>http://www.portnassauwebcam.com/

About so see some flying niggers. Landfall soon

>>91665219
843 reporting in. I will be here. not leaving

>>91666697
>our governor was a dumb ass cuck
wew those were the days.
Now we have a guy who can't speak in public for shit but he gets things done

Plantation, FL here
I have no shutters or wood on my windows
Am I fucked?

>>91666338
And stay the fuck away from Federal. that road looked like waterworld a couple months ago because of a plain old thunderstorm

>>91666440
NO ITS NOT YOURE GONNA FUCKING DIE

>>91666288
good luck young pupper

>>91665709

The Nassau island in the bahamas.

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Will it go up the East coast?

>>91666431

just rape a girl now while the prestorm chaos is at its peak

53202

How fucked am I?

>Quantum mechanics test tomorrow
>Just want to get comfy and watch the storm with /pol/

>>91667015
It'll be underwhelming.

>OP HERE

Making the next one at 300 replies then I'm done for the night, it'll be up to another person to make the Hurricane General after that. If nobody does than I'll probably check pol at 10 or so and make a new one then.

>>91666886
shutters mostly seem like a meme to me. i mean, your roof will probably get fucked before your windows would.

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Please don't hit Miami

>>91667015
No, although two terrible models (HWRF and JMA) do have it going NE then swinging back to hit Nova Scotia

In a weird way I love that feeling you get before a storm is going to hit. Wondering how crazy shit is gonna get. Having some drinks to calm the nerves.

Stay safe Floridabros. Enjoy the hurricane parties.

>>91666886
Pray the storm goes a bit north. I'm in Miami and it was questionable whether or not to do it, but I did it anyways. Plantation is in a worse position with the current model.

In case you have a problem, do you have a room with no glass? The problem is peoples roofs come apart and then those tiles become projectiles and break your windows.

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>Low pressure right in the path towards Florida
FUCK

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>>91665349
Maybe........

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561 barrier island checking in here, riding this one out

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Spoopy face Hurricane Mathew

Anyone else ready for wind surfing? Been 10 years since we've had a decent hurricane

>>91664468
RIP IN SHIT ANON.

>>91667214
I have 2 rooms with no windows, and both are bathrooms
I just duct taped plastic bags over windows just in case the glass breaks.

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>>91666197
>>91666417
Hello fellow /813/ bros I'm also feeling COMFY

>>91666197
I was in Titusville which is where the hurricane is literally supposed to fucking make landfall, I evacuated today and am now super comfy in a hotel in Tampa.

>>91667141
Shutters are effective. A sheet of metal has higher resilience than a pane of glass.

And if something hits the shutters, it's easier to replace than a window. It's also one more thing to break before water and wind start entering the house.

>>91667205
>Bermuda

holy fuck what's up, didn't expect to see one of you guys on here

>>91667001
To be fair, it on Paradise Island, not Nassau Island.

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>>91663715

I have relatives in Hilton Head, SC and they ran off to AL to avoid the storm. Overreaction much?

>>91667205
you gon die tho

>>91667451
No, a Cat 4 or 3 can kill Hilton Head.

>>91667291
>riding this one out
Good luck with that one m8
Better hope the storm surge doesn't take you away. There was a recommendation that if you're not in the west side of i95 then you probably should go somewhere else.

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>>91667184
What about the tropical storm? 17356 here

Oh fuck I just realized i live behind a barrier island now

wew im saved
i hope the river doesnt swell up too bad though or my shits gonna be all flooded

>>91667436
Fuck off, it a Cat 4 that hit it a bit thing. Perhaps not andrew but will be bad enough.

>>91665349

Just one mag?

This nigger storm is going to turn back south and then troll Florida by hitting it twice. I love it.

>>91667359
The wind will just take the bags but hey maybe it helps contain the shards of glass if they do. Hopefully it will be alright and the storm will stay north.

If the storm gets really scary you won't want to be by your windows anyways.

>>91667386
We've got Nicole possibly on the way. Just a trop storm though.

>>91667536
Probably not. All the houses here are built from concrete or limestone. We had a Cat 3/4 two years ago with minimal damage.

>>91667184
>HWRF
>JMA
just stop there

>>91667141
have you literally never been in a bad hurricane before?

this "meme" you speak of, has been around since the fucking dawn of time.

>>91667451
http://www.islandpacket.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/david-lauderdale/article106134897.html

this guy ain't never scared

>>91667613

In that picture yes.

>>91667616
As fun as that would be, it's most likely going to continue to veer eastward and the eye never actually contact land.

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1.1 Million ordered to evacuate. Get ready for Kek's Game. Denounce Pepe again Hillary. Dare you.

>>91667451
No, HIlton Head is about the worse place one can be for a Hurricane.

>>91667291
>doxxing yourself

>>91667697
just saying, if the wind is bad enough to fling shit all over the place, your roof is probably gone by that point, so shutters would be moot anyways

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How fucked am I?

http://www.tropicaltidbits.com/recon/

Recon plane is heading in again

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>>91667205

>Hurricane Katrina was 11 years ago

how?

Reminder that hurricanes always help the Democrats because they're seen as being more generous with relief funding

>>91667832
Dead

>>91667751
yeah but AL? Why not just go further inland

Anyone find any funny Craigslist posts?

>>91663858
I'm long overdue to getting some whiff of a strong storm.
I hate living in urban area and seeing everyone else get strong weather.

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Add this to your OP for snazzy satellite imagery and more informative tracking charts.

Naval Research Laboratory Tropical Cyclone Page
http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.html

>>91667768
the 400lb hacker known as 4Chan is going to get him

>>91667783
>if the wind is flinging shit, your roof is already gone
What kind of shanty shithole do you live in?

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who /stockeduponweedjustintime/ here?

>>91667832
Make sure to go outside and take pictures for us when the eye passes over you.

What if Matthew circled back to the tropics, strengthened, and blew back into the carribean and southeastern USA for round 2?

>>91667903
Yeah except those floods in LA helped Trump more. It's whoever is more proactive.

>>91663715
stream of what's going on plox

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>>91667832

>>91667783
Only if you live in a Haitian shack.

>>91667832
Expect maritime vessels up your ass in the near future

>>91667361
That is the most comfy pic eveer

>>91667568
I'm on the intracoastal side, not beach front, and this condo has withstood the past 35 years. Also have food and water for days

The HRRR model (very good in the 12-14 hour range) is simulating a rapid strengthening of the storm on it's approach into Florida in the AM.

>>91666581
I lived in FL until I was about 6 and I went through several hurricanes. I'm so fucking glad I don't have to deal with that shit anymore, hurricanes are spooky.

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>>91667832
F

>>91664636

That looks suspiciously like a frog face fampai

>>91667910
Perhaps they had a place there to stay. For example, when I was in FL my plan was to go to NC since I had free place to stay in case of a storm.

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>>91668084
>does't bother posting the model run

>>91667971
Will do, captain.

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>>91668238
Didn't have it tbqh

>>91667972
Meme Magic will make Hurricanes duplicate and kill all who don't have Rare Pepe investments.

>>91668102
I love it. I love storms. The only thing I would like to experience is a Tsunami and Earthquake.

>>91668238
Where is this model? Is it predicting Miami gets hit harder/storm is further south?

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>>91668295

>>91668310
we used to get Tornado warnings in Southern MN all the time until global warming stopped them from happening

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>>91668084
>rapid strengthening of the storm

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>>91667616
Kek

Jesus these boards are flying.

South Florida Anon here. Been chaotic all day with gas station lines into the streets and grocery stores mobbed. Lived through Andrew but was in Chicago during Kat/Wilma.

>>91667269
Only has one mag loaded, kek

someone have a live stream in Bermuda?

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>>91663715
>TFW when you're in Central Florida and fucked.

The grocery stores were nuts. Gas is out. It's really put into perspective for me what the end of society would look like.

It was kind of scary and awesome at the same time.

>>91665413
AND I HOWLED AT MY MA IN THE DRIVIN RAIN

>>91668557
Just made an ammo run actually as well.

Between Jax and Lake City. Forecasts indicate cat. 4 for landfall. There's an independent system lingering over me right now, hitting Jacksonville (or perhaps it passed), and locals are hopeful that it'll push Matthew away from us, closer to the East Coast. Who knows? Regardless, stores and gas stations are a shitshow and will continue to be throughout the remainder of the week.

>>91668515
I'm going to start keeping more water in the house and eternal-snack-food so no need to grocery shop for hurricanes.

>>91666828
Beaufort fag here, I'm gone fuck that

>>91667832
F
youre dead kiddo

>>91668561
http://www.portbermudawebcam.com/

>>91666464
I love this hurricane
t. Electrician

>>91668561
Nothing's happening here. We're not being hit by a storm.

so like, all y'all posting guns
you've got plenty of water and food right?
enough for 2 weeks right?
a gallon per person per day

>>91663715

>>91668474
Yep, looks like it doing eyewall replacement.

>>91668791
>a gallon of water per day
Lol?

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AND IT WILL POUR

>>91668557
I count 5 but that's an old photo. theyre all ready to go now.

Jacksonville faggot here


I'm kind of hoping my power goes out so that 4chan doesnt suck out my fucking time like a vampire

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I hate listening to all you Floridians every time there's a hurricane.

Don't worry, Obama will send you your rainbux to clean up the mess.

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Jacksonville getting it

>>91668696
I'm using my fridge filter to fill up some carafes and also some tupperware to keep in my frreezer. I'll most certainly lose power tomorrow afternoon some time.

>>91668791
Hell, I have 100 gallons for me anon. and that doesn't count the flush water.

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>>91667263

Oh shit. Cat 4 confirmed

MIGRATION TIME
>MIGRATION TIME

>>91668971
>>91668971
>>91668971
>>91668971

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>>91668732
fuck u

>>91668791
>a gallon per person per day
This meme always cracks me up. I drink a fuckload of water and love to lift.

The majority of people I know drink like 3-4 cups a day max. They live perfectly normal lives. Maybe not the healthiest. But they're making it through.

In an emergency situation, you can draw it down to even less than that.

>>91667832

HE WAS A SOLDIER OF ROME

LAUGH AT HIM

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>>91668955
George Town, Bahamas is kill
>gust 130
>offline

>>91664697
>tfw publix just opened right next to my house
Feels good man

>>91668006

lol how do you even have internet

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LIVE STORM SURGE MAP

http://stn.wim.usgs.gov/fev/#MatthewOctober2016

>>91668923
Where are you at?

>>91669024
I think you want the Bahamas. There's a light breeze and no rain here. No storms to hit for a few days.

>>91669106
Downtown Ft Lauderdale. You?

Matthew is passing up a three-way with Stacey and Nicole to fuck up Chad? What a fag.

>>91668586
>http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.html
its pretty comfy if you ask me. something about that unified feeling everyone gets. youre fucking on your own, but youre on your own for the same reasons everyone else is.

so fuckin comfy.

>>91668791
you don't need to drink a gallon of water a day unless you're big mclargehuge. Like 3 or so glasses is enough

migrate
>>91668971
migrate
>>91668971
migrate
>>91668971
migrate
>>91668971
migrate
>>91668971

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>>91669083

>>91668864

Yes, it's actually better to have more.

Whatever you think you need, double it. Then get a bit more for good measure.

>>91669164
kill yourself cornrownigger

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Guys... Will I be okay? I am worried.

>>91667999
Checked!

>>91668864
>>91669033
>>91669205
3-4 cups is 2 quarts