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First for Chicongo

policeman is hauling ass

>>79670219
NO SHIRT

How about this fucking chase?!

>short hair male black
>heading northbound

Pursuit still ongoing

>southbound from evergreen
>black male short hair
>sass they saying northbound
>northbound just west of Rockwell
>male black 5'6 no shirt blue jeans

>non-stop male blacks

why contain it

SHOTS FIRED

Who are they chasing after?
"black male, 5'6" or 6ft?

manlet confirmed

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ALL ROBERTS REPORT IN

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>>79670219
WE HERE NOW

>>79670389
>>male black 5'6 no shirt blue jeans


Fucking manlets, when will they learn?

SHOTS FIRED

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MANNER, SURROUND ZE COON

FIVE SHOTS FIRED

>1133 the one coming in as 11-10
>they shooting fireworks at each other at park

>he went into 2626 evergreen
>just ran into 2626 evergreen
>he jumped into 2626 evergreen

HES IN CUSTODY WHOOP

wait is he in custody

IN CUSTODY

>>79670450
Kevin Hart?

got 'em

>in custody
>in custody

PURSUIT OVER THEY GOT HIM GREAT MOVES COP KEEP IT UP PROUD OF YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPp4qb-phrA

Appropriate music for the thread

>Subject in custody
>Disregard if you are not there
You missed the fun faggot!

>Minor incident with garbage can

wait who the fuck is robert??

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>minor damage with the vehicle and a garbage can during this foot pursuit will be going in for that

>prisoner going to jail

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4th of July Tomorrow lads,

be prepared for all manner of drunks, fights and fireworks related shenanigans, this must be how normies felt waiting for the release of the new Star Wars

>>79670710
worse than a paper cut?

Anything happen last night? All I remember was someone took off his orange hat and the cop lady was going crazy

>three shots fired in air
>they not fireworks
>12th district

>>79670742

Super cop bad ass motherfucker

>>79670808
Ended the night with quite a bit of arson and a 350 pound black woman threatening the staff at a McDonalds.

>>79670808
landlord removed the door of his tenant
many fireworks
more niggers committing crimes
robert passed away

>>79670808
Late late last night (about 4 am local time) we had a guy in red overalls with a thick Italian accent rob a Pizza Hut.

Did they say someone has a winchester?

>male Hispanic shooting running towards ?
>black complexion black pants

>being hit by a Hispanic driving black car
>coming from Rockwell and evergreen right now

>>79670897

>I'll just take the damn door

>>79670808
-10 ladies going at it (~10:34 local time)
-people stuck on boat having panic attacks
-4 males kicked in door; beating female (11:34 local time)
-drag racing complaints
-lady attempting a suicide by cop
-"rear-ended a family of 4 because he was having a heroin overdose"
-guy exposed his benis in front of female
-drag racers
-male and female cab riders fighting
-drag racers
-rooftop party with talking and yelling loud
-boyfriend with a knife trying to stab girlfriend and get her in the rear
-someone got stabbed
-drag racers
-"Monte Moore" detained for possessing 900+ grams of heroin

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WHAT'S EVERYONE DRINKING ON THIS COMFY SUNDAY NIGHT? ABSOLUTE SHIT-TIER TASTES COMING THROUGH

>>79670757
What the fuck is tobert

can we get the offender vehicle bingo going?

From last night, so far we had (from what I remember):
escalade
impala
crown vic
grande prix
denali

can we add other models to make this card yet?

>>79671031

Sailor Jerrys and diet DP

Why do they chimp out so hard specifically on Independence day?
Help a non burger

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>>79670897
His name was Robert Paulson

what happened? RIP

>>79671066

Mitsubishi of some sort a minute ago

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>>79671031
Leffe

>>79671031
wew

Beam and diet

>>79671094
WE WUZ COLONIALZ N SHIEET

>Buy Chicago Typewriter yesterday at gunshow
>Early Chicago Scanner thread
What a good sunday

>>79671094
Celebrating freedom friendo

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Just started tuning in a day or two ago, then I see it's making national news.

So comfy

>>79671031
whole milk and homemade cookies =^]

>>79671031
Bacardi white rum and pepsi

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>>79671031
Have some cans of

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1416/58754/

and then some Founder's Breakfast Stout.

>>79671094
parties and alcohol

>>79671031
Lone Star

>man asked children if they wanted to buy fireworks drove off southbound

>>79671181
no make the car model edition

>>79671191
and PCP

>>79671143
leffe and hoegaarden are top fucking tier

>>79671094
fireworks+alcohol+niggers getting triggered by pro-American (in their mind pro-white) holiday

>>79671094
people get drunk

>>79671222
not a bad idea, I'm on it

>>79671181

>IIPA

Enjoy your bitch tits

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>>79671284
but I'm a girl

>>79670938
shots fired at Winchester Street
Not from a Winchester gun

>>79671094
On Independence Day you party hard, drinking in the sun. Happens to fall on a Monday so everyone has a long weekend which means extra partying.

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Chicago is a beautiful city with beautiful beaches. The south side is a different world. Yes, it isn't far away, but having lived here my whole life, neither I nor anyone I know has had any trouble.

Pic related, view from my window.

>suspicious Ford Taurus no plates doesn't belong there

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Who the fuck is Robert and why do people keep mentioning him?

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>>79671094
-Loads of drinking greatly drives up the chimping rate
-BBQ's and pig roasts everywhere, the standard law of the more blacks that congratulate in a single area the chances of nigging exponentially increase is followed
-Greater numbers of people out and about, makes containing a situation much more difficult
-fireworks spook wildlife, hence apes are more volatile

>several shots fired
>male black running north bound
>red baseball cap blue jeans

>>79671334

Post feminine penis

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What's up lads?

>>79671476
Radio code unit for nightshift units

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>>79671476

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>>79671460
nice

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WATCH YO KEYS PLEASE, WATCH YO KEYS

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It's that time again, boys

>>79671264
So they hate it because it's celebrating white mens achievements but at the same time they party so hard it turns into street warfare. Loveley people

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>>79671031
Only the best

>>79671031
>>79671031
French pressed vanilla coffee with peanut butter cookies. I have to get up and work twelve hours for my flag day. Gosh white people are so privileged

>several shots heard/fired

anyone doing the drinking game is going to kill themselves tonight

>>79671476
He's a cop who is solving the Chicago nigger infestation, one bullet at a time.

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5 cop cars against 500 chimps on stolen bikes
who'd win?

>REFUSING TO GIVE HER HER KEYS

>several shots fired again
>not sure where it is close to other ones
>10-4...... We go by there

>tenant refusing to give up the keys

>>79671264
>thinking the american black community doesn't like the fourth of july

holykek /pol/tards really don't ever go outside, do they

>>79671031
Chugging water as ususal

>>79671031
Laphroaig Cairdeas

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>>79671853
jealous

>>79671828

No shit. There are plenty of patriots in their population and they don't give two shits about whites or thugs.

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>>79671031
I ain't drinking, but I just cooked a whole meal and gonna sit down and get comfy for din din listening to this.

Guys, this summer I've been basically questioning my life path, and in the pursuit of what I'm truly passionate about, I am rediscovering my love of writing. I'd like some feedback on whether this is a good idea for a short story, maybe novella due to length needed.

>man loses his leg in work accident
>get fatass compensation, coupled with timely inheritance
>shitty outlook on life, basically mopes around house all the time
>discovers police scanners one night browsing internet
>makes it his passion, listens religiously to the police scanners every night
>big map of [some large city], tracks the crimes and stuff
>accidentally hears weird codes, odd pattern in crime a few nights
>starts imagining a conspiracy using people to distract police from serious crimes going on
>puts himself in danger due to the level of criminal he's dealing with
>maybe he gets killed? (I like sad endings, I don't know how it ends yet)

Does this story have legs?

>>79671828

Got bitched at this week for wishing a black guy a happy 4th of july.

Had to listen to him go on about 400 years of slavery, systemic racism, etc.

Black folks like having an extra day off, they like to have fireworks, they like to have a picnic...

... but at their core they almost all hate America

>battery in progress

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template for car model edition

>hung up and were unable to call her back
>she won't pick up the phone
Dead

>>79672026
kys
>>>/b/

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>>79672113
r-rate?

>>79671913
Garage got damaged by people shooting fireworks at it

Fighting in street

12 yo girl riding a two yo down the alley

YOURE THE ONE WITH THE OPEN KEYS

Ford Taurus no plates shouldn't be there

Sitting on bucket selling drugs

Middle Eastern man passed out next to white suv

Woman being harassed by someone outside of taxi

Running northbound blue jeans no shirt

> the male IS forgetful

>>79672195
hold on m8 I'm on it

>no mental illness, but the male is forgetful

which one of you is this

>no known mental illness but the man is forgetful

Is he at the guns and roses concert?

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>>79672138

Like you're allowed to tell anyone to kill themselves

>>79672226
>aren't we all?

>>79672026
I'd read that but better ending though

>>79672026
Well it's got at least one

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>>79672119
Don't say that straya

DUMPSTER ON FIRE

Am I the only one who thinks the broadcasts with the echo sound are the comfiest? Sounds like they're in a tunnel somewhere.

Oh someone's tossin eggs around.

>>79672269
>he's very sociable

Plausible

FOOD AS A WEAPON

>>79671717
Fuck, look at you all fancy, with your fancy drink and granite counter top and tiled wall!

Did they just say icescream thrown from a window?

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>>79670998
>>79671778
Found some top tier thread starting pics for ya, OP

Gonna dump a few, if you want to peruse the rest, you can find em here: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-july-fourth-weekend-violence-photos-20160701-photogallery.html

>>79671031

If Stoli is bad taste I don't want to have good taste.

t. Jameson drinker

>>79670447
What an image

>tfw born in Waukegan

these are my brothers no bully /pol/

Lost and screaming for help at 8:47 p.m. What a life.

>I need help I don't know where I am

Is this the dementia guy from earlier?

>female screaming I need help I don't know where I am
>can you assist the female that's lost and screaming for help?

>grey gmc Savannah no plates or stickers nothing further

>>79672452
Think they said it was a female.

>>79672452
No just the average woman

>>79672509
Oh

>>79672449
Look where they are. I bet you would scream too in niggertown

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>>79672449
I wish I could listen to police radio in the UK, but it's encrypted, why is the police radio in the US not like this?

RED SHIRT

>>79672599
Because the people need the freedom to monitor the police?

>>79672599
Used to be able to before Airwave m8

>>79672599

I think it's about transparency with the public

>owner going after purse snatching teen over the bridge
>victim far white brunette

Someone going to get layed

White, brown hair, heavyset female.

Robert, rescue the fat chick.

What's bodycount at for july 4th weekend so far?

>>79672599
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wireless_Telegraphy_Act_2006

That's why. I feel bad for you guys, police radio is fun.

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>>79672565

PERP 12 YEARS OR YOUNGERS

>>79672599
Keep in mind there ARE private channels, but you can figure out how to listen to them sometimes, depending on the type of radio encryption they're using. Most local police, however, can be monitored with your standard 150-155 MHz transceiver.

>NIGGER STEALING BIKE

T O P K E K
O
P

K
E
K

Gibz me dat bicycle

>>79671759

>flavored coffee

not even once

pb cookies sound dank as fuck though

>white male

R A R E
A
R
E

>>79672953
huffy was added to the list last night

>state and grand
>victim female white
>grey shirt red shirt and dark grey shirt running
>IS IT ABOVE OR BELOW?
>not seen em yet


>niglets on bikes arguing fighting talking about guns known to be selling drugs

>male black all black trying to steal a bike he's on another bike

>shooting in front of the sacred heart

>male in baggy pants shouting was stalking female on bike

>rocks being thrown out second floor window

Guys I'm drunk on Chicago


>

Just need fast food smack down

>>79672703

About 6-8 from the past two nights

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>TRUMP HOTEL

TRUMP HOTEL

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>>79672758

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For the ones that overlap, choose only one to cross out.

>n-nothing...

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mother calling the police about fireworks

>no fun allowed.jpeg

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>TRUMP HOTEL

were those space cadet pinball sounds?

Who the fucks playing pacman?

I just heard a guinea pig on the police scanner. WTF Chicago?

>Pulaski.

The polish return

Those fucking space cadet sound effects, why the hell are they still using XP and who is playing space cadet in the middle of a warzone

>>79671094
Fireworks mask the gunshots(not much), therefore everyone kills on the 4th.

>>79673321
>>79673310
Have neither of you played the pinball game that came with windows XP?

>>79673267

I read that the police pretty much ignore them.

>>79673365
that's middle east tier shit right there

>>79673362
Oh shit I remember that game!

>>79673418
if they're anomalous calls they will

>>79673408
Yup. That was a guinea pig tho. Dispatch being given assorted domesticated rodents to calm their nerves now.

>>79673466
>anomalous

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Who the fuck calls the cops over fireworks on 4th of July weekend?

Communists, that's who.

>>79672937
Is there a possibility to fuck with the broadcast (not that I would ever want to do that) or is it receive only?

I find it strange that you can listen to police as they undergo their operations, surely this can be counter-productive, such as leddit with the Boston bombings?

>>79673466

There was that twitter yeah

I read from one of the Roberts online that they usually ignore them unless they get a heap of calls for a single event.

>>79673508
Fireworks are illegal in Chicago.

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>>79673229
>not 4th of July edition

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>>79670219

Do we got a greentexter for the start of all posts? That makes these threads a lot better.

>follow the trail of leaking fluid

Wot?

Is that nigger still playing space cadet?

qt white grl on radio

>>79673575
hahaha, what was the food used as weapon? I missed that.

shots fired

>several males shooting at each other

Probably Nogwarts

>>79673508
this 4th of July weekend is basically meant to be the purge

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SHOTS FIRED

Several males shooting at each other

shots fired! take a drink!

>shots fired
>several males shooting at each other
Wew

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sup guys, what did i miss?
hope it doesn't end up like yesterday where it was just music complaints

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Gere's how to solve Chicago's crime problem. Wait until it actually works.

>shots fired several males shooting at each other

Get some confirmed kills tonite Robert!

>skinny male firing a lot of shots in front of Virgin Mary

>>79673644
Someone thrown eggs out their window at pedestrians

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>>79673466
>>79673504

>>79673776
Oh yeah, right. Amazing.

>Several males shooting at each other
Sounds like a gang fight.

>>79673719
play that game and you'll have alcohol poisoning in fifteen minutes

>fired alot of shots

>>79673757

Hail Mary

They should recite it as they blast away; it might help them

>>79670219
would anybody be interested in say a 10 minute recording of what it sounds like to be living in inner city chicago during the 4th of july?

Im a Humboldt park resident and i was considering doing a recording for you guys since this shit always sounds like a warzone.

>>79673862
>alot

lol dropping fireworks into trashcans and shit to start fires.

COMMERCIAL GRADE FIREWORKS

>is there any other kind?

>commercial grade fireworks in trash cans

>>79673913
Yes, I would definitely be interested in some Chicago field recording.

>>79673930
weapons grade fireworks
military grade fireworks

homegrown fireworks

adult male possible overdose

>>79673913
Sure that sounds interesting. I suggest to you to get the fuck out of that city before the inevitable race war breaks out. That's what I did.

>>79673913
Get something good yeah

>male possibly overdosed

>six year old child hit by Chevy

>six year old child hit by Chevy

Body count: 3

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If kek wills it someone will get killed with a firework tonight

Sharts fired!

CHECK THE KEYS

>i dindu nuffin

Dindu Nuffin

>Dindu nuffin open keys!

I DINDU NUFFIN, MY KEYS WEREN'T OPEN

CHECK YOUR KEYS

CHECK YOUR PARTNER'S KEYS

DINDU NUFFIN

>dindu nuthin

>whoever said I dindu nothing

>>79674052
death by self immolation is my exit plan if i happen to be stuck in this shithole when the race war begins

>shots fired hermitage 2-3 shots
>lots of people throwing fireworks here but I'll take a look

>check your keys check your keys whoever said I dindunuffin you got an open key

DINDU NUFFIN

DINDU NUFFIN

cops around here just completely give up on enforcing firework laws during 4th july week

I'm surprised they even bother in Chicago

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>retarded kid throwing rocks

>>79673913
Heres what you should do:

>make a new twitter account
>set up periscope with your new account
>stream the sounds of chicago
>claim to have found the stream, and link to it whenever it goes live

CPD confirmed for shitlords

why is no one talking about the six year old whoGOT HIT BY A FUCKING CAR?

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CHIRAC BINGO
>car edition

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>>79673614
>>79674083
KEK wills it

>>79674083
praise kek

>>79674313
>eye cancer

>>79674379
kek vult

DOUBLE PARKING ASSHOLE

>>79673913
Yes please, I know a very chill white guy that works in Chicago, I always wonder how he manages to live in peace.

>>79674313
>it's a Chrysler

Chalk that one of the list

>>79674227

I saw a Robert say that they don't unless they get a heap of calls on one event

You can hear officers refuse on this radio by double clicks.

Shooting suspect, black gate

>shooting suspect hiding by a black gate

Trying to blend in?

>>79674243
I was planning on just putting a 10 minute audio clip up since i lack any real mobile device that can properly stream. I rely on red/blue line for my transit so ive never bothered with buying shit worth stealing

>>79674404
Where's yours faggot? Do better or STFU!

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>>79674364
that one is oddly humorous

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>>79673913
Go for it,

but b-be s-safe anon

>>79671510
>-fireworks spook wildlife, hence apes are more volatile

LOL

>>79674307
Happens all the time in the Indian neighborhoods.
It's like they don't know what a sidewalk is.

>blessing people that walk past him

todays gonna be a good day for this i can tell

>Blessing everyone that walks past

street jesus

>>79674656
im going to put my phone by an open window and hide in my bathtub for the rest of the night

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Dread man here. Staying in tonight. Almost got fucked las nightt

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>white male
>long hair
>blessing people who walk by
Jesus?

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is that black jesus again?

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Long haired male in his 30's blessing people in the street

Second coming confirmed. It's habbening people.

>>79674746
bitch ass nigga u din even du nuffin

>>79674764
It could be Robert before he hits the street?

>>79674740
Stay safe Chicago anon

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JESUS IS IN CHIRAQ

I hate to be that guy, but why the fuck are there so many "shots fired" reports?

I genuinely want to just tell these people to stop fucking shooting each other, and make their lives better.

If me being me, a typical 24 year old with a fair amount of time on my hands, can't help them, how the fuck is any politician supposed to help them?

>inb4 niggers

>>79674799
>implying Jesus would would go to fucking chicongo

>>79674799

We did have a RESURRECTION at a hospital last night

Poor Jesus. He'll probably get taken out in a driveby before anyone else knows he's back

>>79674799
the pope was resurrected last night

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>>79674799
CHECK UR KEYS

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IMAGE OF SUSPECT

>>79674872
inb4 all you want

the answer is niggers

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>>79674872

>>79674872

Only about 1/3 tend to be real shootings going by the last week

Others are messing around (shooting into the air and shit) or fireworks

>>79674872

Lot of it is false alarms tonight

>>79674912
>Implying its not Super Mecha Death Christ

someone breaking into her rear, mmmm, some backdoor party action

>>79674942
Holy shit I didn't even think of that

>it all makes sense now .jpg

>>79674999
i think ur right

check ur keys

>>79674524
yea,makes sense

they couldn't possible respond to every fireworks call

>>79674596
Thats cool. Well maybe upload the audio to youtube or something.

>>79675096

I guess we'll be his only disciples.

>Son of god returns
>world is so shit he gets gunned down on the first day
>get resurrected
>blesses people in the street
>gets gunned down again

>we have no one available
>yah we're not in a hurry ha ha

all wearing baseball caps

>>79674942
No. You had someone AT resurrection medical center.

Which gang wears all black in Chiraq?

>it's not even robert hours yet
we're in for a good night tonight lads

>live DJ in the backyard

why

>dj in the backyard
come on granny let them have fun

throwing rocks at people

>throwing rocks at people

I wish I didn't work tomorrow, this is too fun.

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>>79674638

>>79675434
It's like another Shaoh

>>79675301
isis

Blacks and Mexicans all night.

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Gonna do something crAzy though its the fourth what u guys want me to do? Ill see if scanner pic it up. On south side of chicago bdk

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>>79675489

are Juggalos active in Chiraq?

>>79675301
probably Gangster disciples

>>79675507

Who wins, 100 black males armed with fireworks or 10 ISIS sleeper agents?

>>79675557
most obvious airsoft gun ever

>>79675598
whites win

>>79674999
KEK blesses you all and you ignore it

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>thank you
>you're welcome

She sounds so cute

>grass on fire from fireworks

silly nigs

>>79675557

Nice airshit fag, dare you to walk around the southside pointing it at blacks

>>79675598

ISIS wins because the dindus join ISIS immediately. Leaf, don't you know that the American black is allied with middle eastern muslims?

>>79673599

In the last thread I put out hourly summaries. If you want to know everything leading up to the start of this thread, start here and work your way back... >>79668049

>>79675785

Nigs will fuck ISIS up when they find out booty eatin is haram

NEW >>79670259

>>79675700
Nobody says "you're welcome" anymore. They say "no problem," which I feel is quite rude when someone thanks you. I try to use "you're welcome" whenever someone says "thank you"

>>79675863
SLOPPY THREAD

>>79675863
IGNORE SHITTY ATTEMPT GO AWAY KYS WE HATE YOU

>>79675916
I WAS IN A HURRY

>>79673317

>>79673317

>>79675863
>Mediocre

>>79675661
checked

>>79675991
everyone go here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>79675991
BEST THREAD RIGHT HERE

>>79676028
what about these dubs?

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Airsoft gun? Ill do som crazy around 9:35 get ready fuck all yall fr fr

>>79675858

Dindus don't eat pussy or booty, bro. Dindus don't like using they mouth for sex. Dindus say the ass is for smashing, not for licking.

Robert waiting for a car

Where's new bread?

>>79673486
problem child detected

>needs the police but won't say why

don't do it piggy, it's an ambush!

>>79676164

Apparently you haven't listened to any rap this decade. Maybe older dindus think that way but the new generation is all in with the poz

Lemme sum up chicago for non burgs or people who have never lived here.

Chicago is a fine city, northside is middle class, west side and lake side are upper class and then theres the south side.

Most of these reports of shootings, stabbings, muggings come from 1 town on the south side.

A place called Englewood. IT is the worst part of chicago and is a giant meme here because its so bad.

The mortality rate of whites traveling through englewood past midnight to 9 am is 80%.

Every day there is a shooting, driveby, or something to make the news. Englewood is so bad cops have special cars when they go out to there and carry m4's with bullet proof windows on their squad cars.

97.5% of its populace is black with having 44% poverty rate compared to chicagos 20%. It's median income is 19,743 yearly.

TL:DR about 80% of these reports are coming from 1 town, north, west, and lakeside chicago isn't this bad.