Priyanka Chopra on Playing a Bond Girl: 'Fuck that —

>>75281818
>"My name's Loo, Poo in Loo."

>>75281818
>James Bond
>James

If you change the name, it's not a bond film. Jane Bond just sounds cringy as fuck.

Licence to poo in the loo

>>75283272
T
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K
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>>75281818
I fucking hate the west.

>>75283243
What if she identifies as male? James would be ok then

Can I be a bond guy?

We can meet up in mallorca and she can suck my dick by a pool. don't worry I won't be a hassle to the plot.

>>75281818
Cool, it's just a movie, anyway.

>>75283168
Top kek

>>75281818
>I Wanna Be Bond

Cool. I want to be an immortal trillionaire with a space ship and laser gun but it just ain't so.

>>75283414
It's culture. I bet you think Shakespeare is just a playwrite

>>75283243
How about a gender-neutral Jamie Bond?

>>75281818
Poo, Jane Poo

>>75283243
Pretty sure if they did a film like that, they would just call it Bond. Hell, they'll probably do that anyways.

I wouldn't mind Bond girl seducing other girls

>>75281818

That's cool immigrant cunt but why do you need to invade the Bond franchise?

Why couldn't you be some sort of female super spy in an original universe? Oh that's right .. because you're worthless and need to get the fuck out of the west.

>>75283168
underrated post

Dr. Poo
From India With Love
Pooball
You Only Poo in the Streets
For your Streets Only
Poofall
Poo and let Poo

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Only someone that really represents true Britishness should be the next Bond, I think Nadiya Hussain should take the role after Daniel Craig

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>>75283540
>starring Melissa McCarthy

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>>75281818
>inb4 new Bond is muslim to better represent the Brits.

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>>75281818
I want them to do it just so they can watch it hemorrhage money like that shitty Ghostbusters film

>>75283736
You Only Poo Twice
GoldenPoo
Quantum of Poo

>>75283736
On Her Majesty's Secret toilet
Octopotty
The shit-smeared streetlights
GoldenLoo
The Street Is Not Enough

>>75283736
>poo and let poo

10/10

Poofinger
Poo in eye
Pooperball
The pooing streetlights
The poo who loo'd me

>>75284039
>>75283958
Hive mind doe

Why do they want to be Bond, instead of an original female spy or an already set female spy like Salt?

>>75284113
PooRaker

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>>75283506
>laser gun
>not a plasma rifle
Pleb

>>75284113

Don't forget Octopoopy

>>75284154
Because being a female Bond would garner 100x the attention.

> Implying you queers wouldn't want to watch a British qt spy movie

>>75284258
Not a cuckboi like you.

>>75283243
Jane Bond fucks Tarzan, played by Idris Elba. Like pottery

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>>75283243
JANE?

>>75284354
>pottery

There will be a Muslim tranny Bond within a decade at this rate.

>>75281818
"Toilet paper. Quilted, not coarse"

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I wouldn't mind Elba being Bond, he's a civilised nigger.

I'd fucking riot if this shitskin whore became bond though.

>>75281818
>URgay

>>75283168
ayyy got em'

What was the first movie to have a black PotUS?

>>75284551
The names Bond, On Bond

I'd watch it.

>>75283168
FPBP

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>>75281818
Why are women so obsessed with pretending to be men this days? Third wave feminism has really poisoned there little minds.

>>75281818
>I wanna be Bond


Wish into one hand, shit ito the other, see which one fills first you fucking curry nigger.

you go girl

If this is what the market wants, I don't see an issue. If the film flops, it's not our problem. Maybe she'll realize no one wants this then. I mean, she probably won't. She'll blame sexism for no one wanting to see Jane Bond when even women wouldn't want to sit through a pandering shitfest.

>>75284442
Lurk moar

>>75284593
Hmm
Manchurian Candidate?
24 has a black prez, but it is a TV series

>>75283355
Don't give them ideas

>>75281818
Why is it socially acceptable to swear nowadays?

>>75281818
Women will inevitably fail at being Bond because they have no clue about what his character is really about. James Bond is a man (or series of men of you believe James Bond to be an alias) who drowns himself in alcohol and women to forget about the his pain and misery, with his duty "for King and country" the only thing keeping him from suicide.

When has a woman sacrificed herself for a greater ideal or the benefit of us all? Rarely, and none of those women would give a flying fuck about a fictional spy story, because they're actually doing something of importance.

>>75283736

Poo another day

From flusher with love

>Poofinger
>From India with Loo

>>75284593
1933, Rufus Jones for President

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>>75283168
FPBP

Thunderbowel

>>75281818
If a women ends up as bond i will laugh my ass off as it bombs spectacular, you cant just take a alpha male movie series and make it a women thing. They need to invent their own movies series this is the only way it can work.

>On Her Majesty's Secret Shitter

>>75281818
jesus, just for that I'd fire her ass. How arrogant and self-entitled you gotta be to whine about getting a job by saying you want more??
Pretty sure you can find a generic indian girl anywhere

>>75284995
Progress for the sake of progress is the modus operandi of the left.

>>75281818
Just kill the damn series before SJWs take it PLEASE BRITAIN

>>75283168
First post does it again.

>>75283168

>"No Mr Pajeet. I expect you to poo."

>>75285145
kek as always, Englandistan has the best banter.

>>75283517
This.

They need to stop poowashing white culture.

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Could you imagine the outcry if there were a scene similar to when Bond went through the cock and and ball torture in Casino Royale, except with a woman? Society loses its mind when it sees women experiencing a fraction of the suffering that it's used to guys getting. There would be no movie if the protagonist never faced the threat of real pain or danger.

>>75284113
The Street Is Not Enough.

>>75283243
Lol Ghostbusters reduex

>>75281818

When people think of a spy they think of James Bond, when people hear female spot they think of a woman that was getting fucked by the enemy so she could steal secrets

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>>75285127
>mfw this pic used to not have a self-explanation
>mfw most of /pol/ was too stupid to understand the meaning without a handholding description

Fucking retards, all of us

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>>75281818

She can play Number 2

>>75284354
No, no, NO. She has to be white then!

>>75284709
They think that being a traditional woman is the worst thing you can be therefore to be a liberated woman they must become men in every way but genital.

>>75281818
But Bond is a fucking Scottish Male! If they pick non-Brit coloured on the role, I am assassinating casting director and nominee. Not even kidding, I served in Foreign Intelligence Service for 7 years and this is personal offense. Those yids probably would never do shit anymore after that.

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>>75281818
>Do you expect me to talk?

NO MS. BOND I EXPECT YOU TO USE THE FUCKING TOILET.

>>75285678
kek in the dek

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>>75285678

>>75285678
>002
kek

>>75281818
>I wanna be a man, seducing women
Well, it's nice she took this opportunity to come out as a transsexual, but it shouldn't really make the news. I mean, who is this person, anyway?

>>75285678
And Q is a tech support :^)

>>75281818
>I wanna play a character I can't possibly play
Did this bitch complain that she can't play Jesus Christ too?

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>>75281818
Pryanka Lopra sounds like shit Hollywood actors pretending to be eastern european say.

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>>75284237
>Mfw this is the only reason
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Dr Poo

From Pushin out a Loaf

Brownfinger

Shitunderballs

You Only Wipe Twice

On a Massive Shit Drenched Sandwich

Shit-hands are Forever

Shit and Then Die

The man with the Golden Bum

The Brown eye who loved me

Shitraker

For your brown eye only

Oops -a-shitty

A poo to a kill

The Straining day shites

Licence to shit

Browneye

Tomorrow never wipes

The turd is hot enough

cont...

>>75285767
Do it Ivan, Godspeed.

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>>75281818

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>>75281818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCFQjYN-khk
>For your loo only
>I never need to hide
>You can see so much in me
>So much in me in me that's new
> never felt till' I poo'd in youuuu~
>For your looooooooo onlyyyyyyyyyy
>ooooonlyyyyyy 4 u

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>>75283168

>EBIL RUSSIA IS AT IT AGAIN
>Ms. DOUBLE O POO GO IN AND STOP THE RUSSIANS
>the entire movie is about Russians SOMEHOW not noticing that russian infact do know how to use a toilet.

>>75284039

>>75284258
>wanting to watch a Bond movie with a bad cheap gimmick instead of a simple well-executed Bond film
I'd watch a qt British spy movie if they tried to make something good on their own.

>>75286256
>Brownfinger
>Shit and Then Die
>The Straining day shites
Cracked me up

>>75283168
FPBP

>>75284551
Every fucking thread there's some faggot who says this. He's not a good actor. He can play one character: British gangster. The only reason faggots keep talking about him is because they hold blacks to such low standards. Any white actor with the same talent as Elba would be some Z-list fuckface who only gets cast in SyFy originals.

Fuck you anyone else who says this stupid ass shit.

>>75286493
>Priyanka Chopra
>qt British girl

I hate my country's reputation

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>>75286665
Embrace diversity you fucking stupid goy.

>At least we're not speaking German!!

>>75281818

Heard a host on NPR ask if this was "a great response or the greatest"

Followed by the typical npr guest forced laughter.

I swear to god liberalism is a disease

>>75284484
Don't forget a paraplegic Bond. Don't wanna be an ableist

>>75286989
Don't forget the loyaltyfluid Bond who plays double with everyone because xir feels like it.

>>75286493
What the fuck are you talking about? Bond isn't a character, it's an agent. He's played by several characters that in turn have several actors. A British spy agency hiring a brown woman is about as real as it gets.

>>75281818
Unrelated but that show has no idea how unintentionally hilarious it is, Quantico and triangle VA are shitholes and despite being marine headquarters Quantico is neither the largest nor most important marine base in terms of strategic importance, research, contracting, or even management.

>>75287250
>different characters in one universe
>not different universes altogether for each incarnation of Bond
That fan theory's surprisingly resilient despite not making sense

>>75283736
Pooraker.

Fuck it I'l take idris Elba over any women any day to be bond.

>>75286214
>not P

This is the poo
Hold your breath because you can't make it to the loo
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my ass burst again

I've drowned in poo and dreamt this moment
Hear my ass burst again
Let the poo fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
At the loo

>>75283414
>Cool, it's just, anyway

>>75290847
wew

>all these ugly butthurt neckbeards ITT deciding to take a stand on a franchise they never cared about because MUH MANCARD

Stick to capeshit and vidya, enjoy your Friday night at home you fucking losers kek

>>75281818
Bond is European, male and white. If you don't fit that criteria, fuck off and appropriate someone else's culture.

>>75281818
Go ahead an make Jane Bond so we can enjoy another chimpout over the trailer like with the new Ghostbusters.

>>75293285
>change the gender of a historic loved ladies men because its current year
T R I G G E R E D

its gonna bomb like the new ghostbusters movie

>>75283243
Jane Bond is already a porno from the early 90s.

>>75281818
literally who ?

>>75286660
No one here said he was a good actor though mr Autist. He just said he is civilised
Don't sperg out

>>75293285
>on a franchise they never cared about
speak for yourself, I loved the Bond movies as a kid

>>75296079
Miss World and lead actress in Quantico
I like her face

>>75281818
I think this is more of a problem of people being lasy. Rather than build a story from the ground up about a female spy, these people want to skip the hard work (good or bad) that has built up the James Bond name. They want instant gratification of the prestiege that comes from the Bond name without having to build up their own franchise.

She's not even British.

>>75296974
Or poo in loo.

You ever see James Bond shit in the streets? I know I haven't. Ridiculous.

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>>75297125
She's "New British".

>>75297125
>implying

>>75297320
Just like how we all know you're a nigger Argentina.

>>75297320
She was born, raised, and lives in India. She didn't even immigrate to England.

>>75297368
>canada with a retarded post defending muh innocent people
Who woulda thunk it.

Literally never heard of this cunt. Shame /pol/ had to change that.

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>>75284039
>Octopotty

>>75281818

Angelina Jolie and Gillian Anderson already had their stupid "I'm not going to be a Bond girl, I'm going to be Bond" feminism pander articles, is every female actor going to pull this same exact publicity stunt?

>>75283708
You must feel like a dumb motherfucker now.

>>75283736
Specturd

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>>75297788

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>>75283783
This pic always amuses me.

More like Agent 900

How about you make the majority audience female before making the protagonist female.

>>75283168
FPBP God bless

She acts as if she's someone special, and not just one out of thousands of candidates with equal if not better beauty. Her inflated narcissism has lost her a ton of easy money, and all she has to show for it is a worthless strong front and a news article that people will forget about in a few hours. Pretty retarded woman, pun intended.

brown people are some of the biggest threats in today's world (isis etc...)

so it makes sense that we need spies who can blend in. also, if it's a woman it would be much more unexpected by the enemy.

so a brown woman spy would probably work

>>75296974
They just want to be subversive. They see James Bond, a white male, as a symbol of the racist patriachy and they want to smash him, they don't care about actually making a movie. If you actually make James Bond female then it is impossible to make a James Bond movie. The character and series have been altered so much that it will have barely any resemblence to the films that preceded it. They don't really give a shit about making a good movie, they just want to fuck with the mostly male James Bond fans. They would probably consider it a victory for feminism or some shit

>>75298296
I don't think there ever will be a female Bond. I think if that ever happened, it'd tank hard. The kikes in Hollywood wouldn't like that getting in the way of their shekels.

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>>75297863
Quintessentially Swedish

>>75298494
>I don't think there ever will be a female Bond. I think if that ever happened, it'd tank hard.
Ghostbusters is going to be the true test of that. Logic states that movie will bomb, but you just can't trust women.

>>75298535
>Cucktessentially

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>>75281818
will we get to see some sick lesbian scenes now ?

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>>75283168
one glass of holy cow urine. shaken, not stirred.

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>>75281818
>>75283243
>>75283783
>Googling around
>Find this
unvis.it/http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11948210/Spectre-The-names-Bond.-Jane-Bond.-The-women-to-succeed-Daniel-Craig.html

Haha, oh wow.

Ernst Stavro Poofield

wow such empowered womyn makes you think desu

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>>75297863

>>75298673
I think it's really telling that feminism can only destroy and never create. Why does Bond have to be female, when there are plenty of other female spy films out there that portray "STRONG WYMMIN"?
If the new Ghostbusters doesn't tank financially, I think there will be a good chance of the critics shitting on it. We can only hope.